|Fact: One minute of kissing burns 26 calories.|
No wonder, sluts are so damn skinny!
|Cleavage is the universal currency. A girl who knows how to use it is the best entrepreneur in the world.|
|Boobs are like Facebook status. They just want some attention and 'Likes'!|
|Sex, drugs and candy crush all have one thing in common. It's only an addiction if you start paying for it!|
5. Pain in right hand
Five problems one solution:
|Men judge women by their boobs, because that's the only thing about women that they really understand!|
Backless dresses no longer excite us. It is high time to reverse the trend.
|Women these days - either want hard liquor or a hard licker!|
|Sometimes a simple headache ruins a great love story.|
|Nowadays people have become so promiscuous that when a mention about 'Protection' is made, it's the 'Condom' that strikes the mind first rather than 'Helmet' or 'Seat-belt'!|