|Two diseases that effect your bones:|
1. Lust - weakens your knees
2. Greed - crushes your spine
|Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!|
|Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.|
Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become!
|A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.|
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
helps them a lot!
|Ladies fuck the Diamonds.|
Now Tattoos are forever!
|Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!|
|Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!|
|What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?|
It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity!
|What's the biggest problem of an atheist? No one to talk to, during an orgasm..|
|Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.|