• Two diseases that effect your bones:<br />
1. Lust - weakens your knees<br />
2. Greed - crushes your spine
    Two diseases that effect your bones:
    1. Lust - weakens your knees
    2. Greed - crushes your spine
  • Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
    Women have the same parameters for Men and Pizza delivery people. They are disappointed if they come before 30 minutes!
  • Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.<br />
Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become!
    Many guys think, larger a woman's breasts the more dumb she is.
    Actually, the larger a woman's breasts, the more stupid men become!
  • A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.<br />
But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining<br />
(...) 36<br />
)...( 24<br />
(...) 36<br />
helps them a lot!
    A man needs 100% talent to succeed in life.
    But a woman needs only 4%; because the remaining
    (...) 36
    )...( 24
    (...) 36
    helps them a lot!
  • Ladies fuck the Diamonds.<br />
Now Tattoos are forever!
    Ladies fuck the Diamonds.
    Now Tattoos are forever!
  • Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!
    Sadly, prostitution is the only industry that treats freshers as angels!
  • Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!
    Why do women wear lipstick? So that short-sighted men have a target to aim at!
  • What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?<br />
It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity!
    What's the difference between Guilt and Shame?
    It's GUILT to sleep with another woman but it's a SHAME to miss the opportunity!
  • What's the biggest problem of an atheist? No one to talk to, during an orgasm..
    What's the biggest problem of an atheist? No one to talk to, during an orgasm..
  • Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.
    Men are a lot like infants, if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.