|Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!|
|Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells.|
|Why do men like love at first site?|
It saves them a lot of time!
|Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder|
what you did last night!
|My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...|
Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs!
|The best curve on a woman is her smile.|
No I'm just kidding, it's her titties!
|Men like sex just like their belts...|
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
|Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke, this doesn't mean that first stroke was useless.|
Achievement is a result of continuous effort!
|If you want to sexually satisfy a woman then change your position daily.|
And if you want to satisfy yourself then change the woman daily!
When girls wear tightly-fitted clothes, neither they are comfortable nor are the boys comfortable!