• Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
    Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
  • Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells.
    Women can have multiple orgasms. But men can have multiple brain cells.
  • Why do men like love at first site?<br />
It saves them a lot of time!
    Why do men like love at first site?
    It saves them a lot of time!
  • Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder<br />
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what you did last night!
    Always smile in the morning, it makes people wonder
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    what you did last night!
  • My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...<br />
Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs!
    My girlfriend says I can't focus on two things at once...
    Guess, she hasn't noticed me staring at her friend's boobs!
  • The best curve on a woman is her smile.<br />
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No I'm just kidding, it's her titties!
    The best curve on a woman is her smile.
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    No I'm just kidding, it's her titties!
  • Men like sex just like their belts...<br />
If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
    Men like sex just like their belts...
    If it's not tight enough, they'll move it to another hole!
  • Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke, this doesn't mean that first stroke was useless.<br />
Achievement is a result of continuous  effort!
    Ejaculation is achieved by the last stroke, this doesn't mean that first stroke was useless.
    Achievement is a result of continuous effort!
  • If you want to sexually satisfy a woman then change your position daily.<br />
And if you want to satisfy yourself then change the woman daily!
    If you want to sexually satisfy a woman then change your position daily.
    And if you want to satisfy yourself then change the woman daily!
  • Universal Truth:<br />
When girls wear tightly-fitted clothes, neither they are comfortable nor are the boys comfortable!
    Universal Truth:
    When girls wear tightly-fitted clothes, neither they are comfortable nor are the boys comfortable!