|Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?|
Girl: Sure. Here you go.
Boy: What do you see?
Girl: Darkness. Why?
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
|Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.|
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
|Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?|
Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
|Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!|
|While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl|
Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
|Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?|
Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
|Girl: How am I looking?|
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
|Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.|
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
Boy: Wow and smart too!
|Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!|
|Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad|
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!