• Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?<br/>
Girl: Sure. Here you go.<br/>
Boy: What do you see?<br/>
Girl: Darkness. Why?<br/>
Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.<br/>
Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
    Boy: Can you close your eyes for 2 minutes?
    Girl: Sure. Here you go.
    Boy: What do you see?
    Girl: Darkness. Why?
    Boy: That's exactly how I would feel if you were not part of my life.
    Girl: Shyaaaaaaaa... Kya Paka Raha Hai... Mujhe Laga Tu Dabayega!
  • Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.<br/>
Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
    Girl: Mera Rishta Aaya Hai Aur Shadi Hone Wali Hai.
    Boy: That's Good, Phir To Hum Condom Ke Bina Sex Kar Sakenge!
  • Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?<br/>

Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
    Girl: After an orgasm, I like to kiss and cuddle, then fall asleep in each others arms. What about you?
    Boy: I usually delete my browsing history and throw the tissues away.
  • Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please.
Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
    Girlfriend: Baby... Ye Dress kitna Achha Lag Raha Hai... Awww... Dila Do Na Please. Boyfriend: No, Baby... You Remember Na... Shaadi Se Pehle Kuch Nahi!
  • While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl<br/>

Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?<br/>
Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
    While chatting to girl, the boy sent sad smileys to a girl
    Girl: Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho?
    Boy: Aaj Phir Teri Yaad Ne Mere Kitne Bacchon Ko Bathroom Mein Maar Diya!
  • Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?<br/> 

Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
    Girlfriend: Baby, I bought a new dress piece, Neck Kaisa Banwaaoon?
    Boyfriend: Kaisa Bhi Banwa, Mera Haath Andar Jaana Chahiye!
  • Girl: How am I looking?<br />
Boy: Nice<br />
Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...<br />
Boy: Beautiful<br />
Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao<br />
Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
    Girl: How am I looking?
    Boy: Nice
    Girl: Achhe Se Bolo Na...
    Boy: Beautiful
    Girl: Arey Sachhi Batao
    Boy: Bhenchod Ye Dekh Khada Ho Geya Mera!
  • Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.<br />
Girl: You just wanna fuck me?<br />
Boy: Wow and smart too!
    Boy: You are the most funniest and most beautiful girl I have ever met.
    Girl: You just wanna fuck me?
    Boy: Wow and smart too!
  • Boy: Our settings are different.
Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
    Boy: Our settings are different. Girl: Yes, you are equipped with WiFi Antenna and I have a USB port!
  • Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad<br/>
Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.<br/>
Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!
    Sex Kar Lene Ke Baad
    Boy: Jaaneman, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya Bachha Kehti Hai.
    Girl: Meri Choot Ke Aashiq - Madrchod, Ab Tumhein Woh Hoga Jise Duniya AIDS Kehti Hai!