|Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.|
Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
|Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.|
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
Preeto: Then what happened?
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!
|Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"|
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
|Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.|
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!
|Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.|
Santa: What's the proof?
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!
|Preeto: It's hard to be good.|
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.