• Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.<br />

Preeto: OMG!<br />

Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
    Jeeto: My daughter told me she passed her pregnancy test.
    Preeto: OMG!
    Jeeto: I'm so glad I have clever kids!
  • Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.<br />
Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.<br />
Preeto: Then what happened?<br />
Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!
    Jeeto and Preeto were engaged in gossip.
    Jeeto: Yesterday, I was feeling very depressed and my husband tried his best to console me.
    Preeto: Then what happened?
    Jeeto: He could console me only 2 times!
  • Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?`<br />
Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne
'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
    Pappu: Mom, Didi Ko Sab Log 'MAAL' Kahte Hein, Aapko Kyu Nahi?"
    Jeeto: Beta, Shaadi Se Pehle Mein Bhi MAAL Thi, Tere Papa Ne 'L' Ghis Ghis Kar, 'Maa' Bana Diya!
  • Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.<br />
Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!
    Santa: Darling, I have to confess that when I'm having sex with you, I sometimes think about other women.
    Jeeto: You bastard... when I have sex with other men, I always think about you!
  • Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.<br />
Santa: What's the proof?<br />
Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!
    Jeeto: I have a proof that you're having an extra-marital affair with our neighbour's wife.
    Santa: What's the proof?
    Jeeto: Last night, the guy came to our house wearing your underwear!
  • Preeto: It's hard to be good.<br />
Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.
    Preeto: It's hard to be good.
    Jeeto: Yes. If it's not hard, it isn't any good.