• A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, `All lawyers are assholes!` <br/>
The man jumped to his feet and said, `Hey! I resent that!` <br/>
`Are you a lawyer?`<br/>
`No, I'm an asshole!`
    A man was quietly sitting in a bar when someone shouted, "All lawyers are assholes!"
    The man jumped to his feet and said, "Hey! I resent that!"
    "Are you a lawyer?"
    "No, I'm an asshole!"
  • What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?<br />
Stick his bill up his ass!
    What can a goose do, a duck can't and a lawyer should?
    Stick his bill up his ass!