|Life is like Sex - you can either lie back and let it screw you or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it!|
|Things that get fucked almost everyday.|
|The extreme irony of Life:|
Wives don't get pregnant after many attempts and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking many precautions!
|Always remember in life that when no one is with you. And when all the doors are closed around you,|
it's time to watch PORN!