• I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
    I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!
  • Hold her hands in public, <br/>
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Fold her legs in private!
    Hold her hands in public,
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    Fold her legs in private!
  • A smile to put you on high,<br/>
A kiss to set your soul alright,<br/>
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
    A smile to put you on high,
    A kiss to set your soul alright,
    Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
  • Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
    Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!
  • Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
    Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!
  • Love happens when your spouse is out of town!
    Love happens when your spouse is out of town!
  • Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
    Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!
  • Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
    Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!
  • Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
    Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!
  • Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove<br />
Tears,<br />
Fears and even<br />
Underwears!
    Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove
    Tears,
    Fears and even
    Underwears!