|I believe in love at first sight... but cheap people call it erection!|
|Hold her hands in public, |
Fold her legs in private!
|A smile to put you on high,|
A kiss to set your soul alright,
Would it be alright if I spent tonight being loved by you?
|Love is photogenic... it needs darkness to develop!|
|Money can't buy LOVE but can buy WOMAN to make LOVE!|
|Love happens when your spouse is out of town!|
|Since sex has become easier to get, love has got difficult to find!|
|Love may be blind; but it seems to be able to find its way around in the dark!|
|Don't love someone so much that you stop watching porn!|
|Love is the most powerful emotion on earth. It can remove|
Fears and even