• What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?<br />A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
    What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
    A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery.
  • Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.<br/>
And the bastard said he had a headache!
    Last night, I told my husband, we should try some role reversal in bed.
    And the bastard said he had a headache!
  • Husband is praying before going to bed.<br/>
Wife: What are you praying for?<br/>
Husband: For guidance.<br/>
Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
    Husband is praying before going to bed.
    Wife: What are you praying for?
    Husband: For guidance.
    Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!
  • Husband: Want a quickie?<br/>
Wife: As opposed to what?
    Husband: Want a quickie?
    Wife: As opposed to what?
  • Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.<br/>
Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
    Wife: Apne Mere Boobs Choos-Choos Kar Bade Kar Diye Hain.
    Husband: Agar Aisa Hota Toh Mera Lund Mere Ghutne Tak Pahunch Geya Hota Aur Mujhe Condom Ki Jagah Cycle Ki Tube Lagani Padti!
  • A couple during sex:<br/>

Husband: I'm about to come, honey.<br/>
Wife: Yes... come on, baby.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...<br/>
Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.<br/>
Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.<br/>
Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
    A couple during sex:
    Husband: I'm about to come, honey.
    Wife: Yes... come on, baby.
    Husband: I'm coming, baby... I'm coming...
    Wife: Yes... yes... baby. Come come.
    Husband: I'm coming, Oh yes, I'm coming.
    Wife: Abe... Tu Aadmi Hai Ya Acche Din!
  • Husband asks is angry wife for sex. <br/>
Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face. <br/>
Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
    Husband asks is angry wife for sex.
    Wife: Fuck off, I don't want to see your face.
    Husband: Neither do I, let's do it doggy style!
  • Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.<br/>
Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
    Husband says to wife: My Olympic condoms have arrived... I think I'll wear Gold tonight.
    Wife: Why not wear Silver and come second for a change!
  • Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.<br/>
Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!
    Sex is the price women have to pay for marriage.
    Marriage is the price men have to pay for sex!
  • The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!
    The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!
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