• Marriage vows in short:<br />
I won't fuck other people, but I'll fuck you and your life!
    Marriage vows in short:
    I won't fuck other people, but I'll fuck you and your life!
  • BEFORE MARRIAGE:<br />
Roses are Red, Sky is Blue; You're beautiful, I love you!<br />
AFTER MARRIAGE:<br />
Roses are Dead, I have Flu; Don't eat my head, F**k you!
    BEFORE MARRIAGE:
    Roses are Red, Sky is Blue; You're beautiful, I love you!
    AFTER MARRIAGE:
    Roses are Dead, I have Flu; Don't eat my head, F**k you!
  • It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
    It is amazing how a nice pair of boobs can hide serious flaws and signs of mental illness until after you marry them!
  • This is absolute partiality:<br />
If she has a headache, she is tired;<br />
If you have a headache, you don't love her any more!
    This is absolute partiality:
    If she has a headache, she is tired;
    If you have a headache, you don't love her any more!
  • How do you know when your honeymoon is over?<br/>
When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast!
    How do you know when your honeymoon is over?
    When he no longer smiles as he scrapes the burnt toast!
  • How do you know if your wife is dead?<br />
Sex is the same but you get the remote!
    How do you know if your wife is dead?
    Sex is the same but you get the remote!
  • I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.<br/>
.<br/>
..<br/>
...<br/>
I don't know how she does it!
    I've been married to my wife ten years today. Having sex with just one person in ten years is pure dedication.
    .
    ..
    ...
    I don't know how she does it!
  • Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?<br />
Husband excitedly, `Yeh, sure why not?`<br />
Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!<br /><br />
Moral : All jokes are not dirty...
    Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight?
    Husband excitedly, "Yeh, sure why not?"
    Wife: OK, you stand at the sink and wash dishes and I'll be on the sofa and watch TV!

    Moral : All jokes are not dirty...
  • Men like the women's body;<br />
and<br />
Women like the men's brain.<br />
That's why they both FUCK what they like!
    Men like the women's body;
    and
    Women like the men's brain.
    That's why they both FUCK what they like!
  • My wife and I have been together for such a long time that we finish each other's sentences<br />
.<br />
..<br />
...<br />
by simply adding `you fuckin idiot`.
    My wife and I have been together for such a long time that we finish each other's sentences
    .
    ..
    ...
    by simply adding "you fuckin idiot".