• I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
    I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!
  • Musings of a dirty mind:<br/>
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
    Musings of a dirty mind:
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
  • Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
    Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella?<br />
Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella?
    Because I'd like to spread them!
  • A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
    A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!
  • What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?<br/>
A lesbian with a hard-on!
    What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?
    A lesbian with a hard-on!
  • How can you tell a head nurse?<br/>
She's the one with the dirty knees!
    How can you tell a head nurse?
    She's the one with the dirty knees!
  • Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and  there is no way to win...<br/>
Start playing with your boobs!
    Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
    Start playing with your boobs!
  • Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
    Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!
  • Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest 

of it is!
    Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!