|I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!|
|Musings of a dirty mind:|
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed and happy in a tub, with 2 round slices of cucumber on her eyes... I wonder where the rest of the cucumber is!
|Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!|
|Are your legs made of Nutella?|
Because I'd like to spread them!
|A true gentleman holds a door open for his lady and then slaps her ass!|
|What do you call a woman with her tongue sticking out?|
A lesbian with a hard-on!
|How can you tell a head nurse?|
She's the one with the dirty knees!
|Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...|
Start playing with your boobs!
|Most of my problems can be solved with nudity!|
|Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!|