• Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?<br/>
Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
    Pappu: Tumhe Kaisa Boyfriend Chahiye?
    Girl: Jo Mujhe Time De, Pyaar De, Respect De, Appreciation De... Tumhein Kaisi Girlfriend Chahiye?
    Pappu: Jo Mujhe De!
  • Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?<br/>
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
    Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?
    Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
  • Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.<br/>
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?<br/>
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.
    Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
    Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
  • Girl: I'll suck your brain.<br/>
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
    Girl: I'll suck your brain.
    Pappu: We don't call it brain!
  • Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?<br/>
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
    Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?
    Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
  • Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?<br/>
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?<br/>
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, `10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!`
    Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?
    Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
    Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
  • Teacher catches Pappu for copying:<br/>
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.<br/>
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
    Teacher catches Pappu for copying:
    Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
    Pappu: Nice Boobs!
  • Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.<br/>
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
    Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.
    Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
  • Teacher: Complete the sentence...<br />
`If my cup is only half full...`<br />
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!<br />
Teacher: GET OUT!
    Teacher: Complete the sentence...
    "If my cup is only half full..."
    Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
    Teacher: GET OUT!
  • Teacher: What are vowels?<br/>

Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
    Teacher: What are vowels?
    Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
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