|Bunty: How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex?|
Pappu: Call her and tell her about it!
|Pappu: Dad, I want to be like you.|
Santa (Feeling Proud): That's so nice, son. So you want to be an engineer?
Pappu: No Dad! I too wanna fuck Sapna aunty... she is so fucking hot!
|Girl: I'll suck your brain.|
Pappu: We don't call it brain!
|Teacher: What is the best piece of advice you have ever given to your friend?|
Pappu: Gaand Mara, Saale!
|Pappu: Aunty Hum Mil Kar Fruit Chat Ki Dukan Khole?|
Aunty: Beta Lekin Custmor Kaise Aayenge?
Pappu: Main Aawaz Lagaunga, "10 Rupay Mein Aunty Ki Chaat Lo!"
|Teacher catches Pappu for copying:|
Teacher: Leave your paper and get out. We will not consider anything you say.
Pappu: Nice Boobs!
|Girlfriend: You have to choose between me and your father.|
Pappu: Yeh Kya CHUT-YA-PA Hai?
|Teacher: Complete the sentence...|
"If my cup is only half full..."
Pappu: May be you need a smaller Bra!
Teacher: GET OUT!
|Teacher: What are vowels?|
Pappu: Vowels are special sounds that are heard in bedroom at night!
|English teacher: Make a sentence using neither-nor?|
Pappu: When girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither are they comfortable nor are we!