|Aunty: Kitna Bada Ho Geya Hai.|
Pappu: Apne Kab Dekha.
|Teacher: How many Oranges equal to a dozen?|
Pappu: 6 girls.
Teacher: Get out... Bhenchod!
|Teacher: Name some movies which have almost similar stories?|
Pappu: M'am, Blue Films!
|Pappu: Yesterday, I saved a girl from being raped.|
Bunty: Good! That's commendable, my dear friend. But how did you do that?
Pappu: I convinced her!
|Bunty: Were you successful with 'Rani' at the swimming pool?|
Pappu: Oh, yes, she got along swimmingly. In fact, she managed to outstrip all the other girls!
Pappu: Tumhe Mein Zyada Pasand Hu Ya Toilet?
Girlfriend: Kya Stupid Question Hai Yeh?
Pappu: Nahi Jaanu... Batao Na!
Girlfriend: Of course, Tum! Ab Batao Kyun Puchha?
Pappu: To Jab Tum Toilet Ke Liye Foran Chaddi Utaar Sakti Ho, Toh Mere Liye Kyun Nahi!
|Pappu was caught in the act by his girlfriend's father.|
Girlfriend's father confronted Pappu: You took my daughters virginity!
Pappu: I'm sorry, Uncle. It won't happen again!
|Pappu had diarrhea. He tells his mom that he needs Viagra.|
Jeeto: Why on Earth do you need that?
Pappu: Isn't that what you give daddy when his shit doesn't get hard?
|Pappu: Dad, how babies comes into the world?|
Santa: In the moonlight, an angel comes to earth and leaves a kid in mom's lap.
Pappu: You mean fucking is useless!
|Teacher: Who can explain gender discrimination with an example?|
Pappu: Women can sleep with whoever they want, men have to sleep with whoever lets them!