• Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br />
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br />
Santa: What?<br />
Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br />
Santa: You have started watching porn!
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Santa: What?
    Pappu: Yeah. Or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You have started watching porn!
  • Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.<br />
Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
    Santa: Son, quit masturbating or yo'll go blind.
    Pappu: Dad, I'm over here!
  • Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?<br />
Girl: No?<br />
Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
    Pappu: Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
    Girl: No?
    Pappu: Why, don't you like pizza?
  • Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.<br />
Bunty: What was the response?<br />
Pappu: 98 of them said, `How the fuck did you get in here?`
    Pappu: As apart of school project, I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering.
    Bunty: What was the response?
    Pappu: 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?"
  • Girlfriend's father to Pappu, `How dare you took my daughters virginity?`<br />
Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
    Girlfriend's father to Pappu, "How dare you took my daughters virginity?"
    Pappu: I'm sorry, Sir. It won't happen again!
  • Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?<br/>
Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.<br/>
Dad: What?<br/>
Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.<br/>
Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
    Santa: Son, what do you wanna be when you grow up?
    Pappu: Dad, I want to be a pizza delivery boy.
    Dad: What?
    Pappu: Yeah, or I would like to be a gardener or a plumber.
    Santa: You went through my porn videos again, did you?
  • Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?<br />
Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
    Teacher: What's the meaning of VIRGIN?
    Pappu: On the VERGE... but not yet IN!
  • Teacher: Who is  the big person, you or your dad?<br />
Pappu: Me of course.<br />
Teacher: why?<br />
Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
    Teacher: Who is the big person, you or your dad?
    Pappu: Me of course.
    Teacher: why?
    Pappu: I stopped drinking milk from my mom, dad hasn't.
  • Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, `Darling your lips are very salty.`<br />
Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
    Drunken Pappu while kissing his girlfriend, "Darling your lips are very salty."
    Girlfriend: Stupid, stand up!
  • Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.<br />
Cashier: Do you want a bag?<br />
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
    Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
    Cashier: Do you want a bag?
    Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!