|Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.|
Cashier: Do you want a bag?
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
|During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.|
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
|Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?|
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
|Pappu: Were you pregnant?|
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
|Pappu: Everything is fair in love.|
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
|Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.|
Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.
Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball!
|Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?|
Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you!
|Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?|
Santa: To avoid such questions!
|Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.|
Bunty: About what?
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
|Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.|
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!