• Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.<br />
Cashier: Do you want a bag?<br />
Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
    Pappu goes to the store to buy condoms.
    Cashier: Do you want a bag?
    Pappu: No No! She's not that ugly!
  • During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.<br />
Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!<br />
Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
    During sex, the girlfriend started screaming, throwing hands and crying.
    Pappu:: What are you doing? We aren't doing it for the 1st time!
    Girlfriend: You just continue, I'm practising for my wedding night!
  • Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?<br />
Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
    Girlfriend: Hey, what's up?
    Pappu: If I tell you, will you sit on it?
  • Pappu: Were you pregnant?<br />
Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?<br />
Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
    Pappu: Were you pregnant?
    Girlfriend: No. Not at all. Who told you so?
    Pappu: When I sent you an SMS, I get a delivery report!
  • Pappu: Everything is fair in love.<br />
Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
    Pappu: Everything is fair in love.
    Girlfriend: But darling, yours' is dark!
  • Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.<br />
Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.<br />
Pappu: Why?<br />
Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball!
    Pappu: Come, let's play day and night friendly match.
    Girlfriend: Sorry, after 3 days.
    Pappu: Why?
    Girlfriend: The pitch is wet, if you want we can play Volley Ball!
  • Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?<br />
Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you!
    Pappu: When the girls pee, why there's a lot of noise of sssshhhh... ?
    Girlfriend: We don't have a 6 inch silence unlike you!
  • Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?<br />
Santa: To avoid such questions!
    Pappu: Dad, what purpose condoms are used for?
    Santa: To avoid such questions!
  • Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, `To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko`! I am totally confused.<br />
Bunty: About what?<br />
Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
    Pappu: Yaar, my girlfriend texted me, "To Fir Chod De Na Mujhko"! I am totally confused.
    Bunty: About what?
    Pappu: Whether she's asking for a break up or wants a hot steamy sex session!
  • Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.<br />
Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!
    Pappu: Baby, everything is fair in love.
    Girlfriend: But Love, yours is pretty dark!