|Girlfriend: What do you like the most in me?|
Pappu: Those big white balls with black dots on them.
Pappu: Yes, I like your eyes. They're really beautiful!
Girlfriend: Are you free?
Pappu: Sure enough.
Girlfriend: Loo Tera?
Pappu: Le le, Yaar!
Girlfriend: Stupid, I was talking about the movie!
|Pappu: I wanted my girlfriend to suck my toes, but she didn't agree... she just wanted to kiss my lips.|
Bunty: What did you do about it?
Pappu: I negotiated and persuaded her to meet me half way!
|Teacher: Why does it take a million sperms to fertilize one Egg?|
Pappu: Female Ego ji;
Rejection without Reason!
|Teacher: What is Re-Cycling?|
Pappu: It's when a Baniya gives a used 'condom' to his son to play as a 'balloon'; and gives it to his daughter to use it as a Hair Band, when it bursts!
|Girl: Hey, what's up?|
Pappu: If I tell you, then will you sit on it?
|Pappu came running into the house and asked, "Mommy, can little girls have babies?" "No," said his mom, "Of course not." Pappu then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to his friends, "It's okay, we can play that game again!"|