• Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.<br/>
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
    Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.
    Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
  • Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.<br />

Sindhi: How was she to look at?<br />

Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
    Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.
    Sindhi: How was she to look at?
    Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
  • Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?<br />
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.<br />
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.<br />
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
    Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
    Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
  • Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!<br />
She got a tattoo made on it:<br />
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..<br />
...<br />
P.T.O.
    Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!
    She got a tattoo made on it:
    .
    ..
    ...
    P.T.O.