|Pathan's wife: Have you heard? Our neighbor Professor Hamid is gay.|
Pathan: Wow, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with him for half a year, but never knew he was a professor!
|Pathan: I fucked a woman on a rail track.|
Sindhi: How was she to look at?
Pathan: Don't know... couldn't find her head!
|Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?|
Salma: Pathans don't need any contraceptives because they attack from the back side.
Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms.
Salma: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean!
|Salma was tired of being used from the wrong side by his Pathan hubby!|
She got a tattoo made on it: