• How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
    How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
  • I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
    I'm an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need!
  • You're too hot. Let me blow you!
    You're too hot. Let me blow you!
  • Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
    Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory!
  • Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
    Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd like to spread them!
  • Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
    Are you a power button? Because you turn me on!
  • Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
    Do you like sales? Because if you're looking for a good one, pants are 100% off at my house!
  • The difference between me and mosquito is,<br/>
a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
    The difference between me and mosquito is,
    a mosquito will stop sucking once you slap it!
  • My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
    My body is a temple. Do you want to come over for a midnight mass?
  • Nice legs... what time do they open?
    Nice legs... what time do they open?