• Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?<br/>
Santa: To avoid such questions!
    Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
    Santa: To avoid such questions!
  • Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.<br />
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
    Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
    Santa: And what did the dentist say?
  • Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?<br />
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
    Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
    Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
  • Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!
    Santa's uncle fell from stairs at night and died. Santa sends message to all his contacts - UNCLE EXPIRED DUE TO NIGHT FALL!
  • Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?<br/>

Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!
    Banta: Tumhari Shaadi Judwa Behen Mein Kisi Ek Se Ho Gayi To Tum Apni Biwi Ko Kaise Pehchanoge?
    Santa: Sharmayi to Saali aur Chillayi to Gharwali!
  • Santa: Have you heard of the new movie called 'Constipation'?<br />
Banta: No. Has it been released?<br />
Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet!
    Santa: Have you heard of the new movie called 'Constipation'?
    Banta: No. Has it been released?
    Santa: No. It hasn't come out yet!
  • Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?<br />
Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
    Doctor after examining Santa: Have you ever given yourself a prostate examination?
    Santa: Not deliberately, but my wife sometimes buys cheap toilet paper!
  • Santa to his wife, `Let's try anal tonight`.<br />
Jeeto: Fuck that shit!<br />
Santa: That's the spirit!
    Santa to his wife, "Let's try anal tonight".
    Jeeto: Fuck that shit!
    Santa: That's the spirit!
  • Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?<br />
Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.<br />
Banta: Just 2 pegs?<br />
Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
    Banta: How many pegs do you like to drink every evening?
    Santa: I enjoy 2 pegs of whisky each evening for it's health benefits.
    Banta: Just 2 pegs?
    Santa: The rest of the bottle is for my flawless dance moves; and to make my wife look more appealing, so I can make it out with her!
  • Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.<br />
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
    Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine.
    Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
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