|Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola|
Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
|Pappu: Dad what is 69?|
Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
|Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?|
Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
|Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.|
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
|Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?|
Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
|Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.|
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
|Banta: Why are you hospitalised?|
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
|Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?|
Santa: To avoid such questions!
|Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.|
Santa: And what did the dentist say?
|Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?|
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!