• Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola<br />

Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`<br />

Pappu Gusse Se: `Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!`Upload to Facebook
    Santa Ne Pappu Ko Muth Maarte Dekha Aur Bola
    Santa: `Oye Harami, Ye Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu?`
    Pappu Gusse Se: "Apna Kaam Khud Karta Hun, Apni Khushi Ke Liye Kisi Ki Maa Nahi Chodta!"
  • Pappu: Dad what is 69?<br/>

Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.<br/>

Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad what is 69?
    Santa: Hmmm... well son, it is a position where a man and a woman pleasure each other orally at the same time.
    Pappu: So. What shall I write? Odd or even?
  • Banta:  Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?<br />

Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Yeh Ladkiyon Ki Chaddi Par Phool Ka Print Kyon Hota Hai?
    Santa: Uss chadi Ke Andar Jitne Maha Purush Shaheed Hue Hain, Unko Shraddhanjali Dene Ke Liye!
  • Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
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    Santa: My son can be so clumsy sometimes.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: I heard him say - he broke his girlfriend's hymen!
  • Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?<br />

Santa: By having sex during happy hours!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Bhaji, How does one get twins?
    Santa: By having sex during happy hours!
  • Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.<br />
Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?Upload to Facebook
    Banta: During sex, one burns as much calories as running for 5 miles.
    Santa: Who the fuck runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Banta: Why are you hospitalised?<br />
Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.<br />

Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?<br />

Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!Upload to Facebook
    Banta: Why are you hospitalised?
    Santa: Padosan Ki BILLI Mere MURGE Ke Peechhe Padi Hui Thi. Maine Uske Husband Ko English Mein Bataya, Usne Mujhe Bahut Maara.
    Banta: Aisa Kya Bataya?
    Santa: Control your wife's pussy. She is after my cock!
  • Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?<br/>
Santa: To avoid such questions!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Dad, what are condoms used for?
    Santa: To avoid such questions!
  • Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.<br />
Santa: And what did the dentist say?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto comes back from the doctor and tells her husband: Honey, I have a sad news - a gynaecologist told me not to have sex for at least three weeks.
    Santa: And what did the dentist say?
  • Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?<br />
Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!Upload to Facebook
    Banta to Santa: What's exactly this One-Night-Stand?
    Santa: It's very simple. First, you you go into a bar at night. Then you hook some girl and offer her drinks. Then somehow, you take her to your room. Then you offer her more drinks to make a mood. And if she sleeps before the act, then it'll be your One-Night-Stand!
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