• Principal: Keep your son under proper control.<br/>
Santa: What happened, sir? <br/>
Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
    Principal: Keep your son under proper control.
    Santa: What happened, sir?
    Principal: In the sex column, he writes - never got an opportunity!
  • Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`<br/>
Banta: Then?<br/>
Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
    Santa: I was screwing my wife last night and she looked back and said, `I'm feeling kinky! Turn off the light and stick it in my ass!`
    Banta: Then?
    Santa: As soon as I did, she screamed!
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: I guess maybe next time I should wait for the bulb to cool down first!
  • Neighbour: Do you have some oil?<br/>
Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.<br/>
Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
    Neighbour: Do you have some oil?
    Santa: No, but you can use Vaseline.
    Neighbour: I am asking for the cooking oil!
  • Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?<br/>
Banta: Why do you think that?<br/>
Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
    Santa: You know Viagra is like Disneyworld?
    Banta: Why do you think that?
    Santa: Because you have to wait an hour for a three-minute ride!
  • Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi<br/>
Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.<br/>
Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
    Border Par Jung Shuru Ho Gayi
    Santa: Major Sahab Main Dushmano Ki Maa Chod Dunga.
    Major: Bhosdike, Dushman Marne Hai, Paida Nahi Karne!
  • Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: We both had a headache!
    Santa: Last night my wife and I reached the height of sexual compatibility.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: We both had a headache!
  • Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles.
Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
    Banta: During sex you burn as much calories as running for 5 miles. Santa: Who the hell runs 5 miles in 30 seconds?
  • Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying:

 'Man seeks woman to date.'


<br/>He was asked: `Do you want to insert it today?`

<br/>Santa: `Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
    Santa walked into a newspaper office with an ad saying: 'Man seeks woman to date.'
    He was asked: "Do you want to insert it today?"
    Santa: "Sure, but I can't write that in the ad, can I?
  • Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?<br/>
Santa: 

Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
    Banta: What's common between porn and motivational quotes?
    Santa: Both inspire you to do things that are practically not feasible.
  • Banta: Why are you so tense?

<br/>Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.<br/>
Banta: Why what happened?
<br/>
Santa: We both were excited and  about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... 
I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... 
She started fighting!
    Banta: Why are you so tense?
    Santa: My wife needs some or the other reason for fighting.
    Banta: Why what happened?
    Santa: We both were excited and about to start having sex. She removed her top and jeans... I just asked why are you wearing your sister's bra... She started fighting!
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