• Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?<br />
Santa: What cricket team?
    Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?
    Santa: What cricket team?
  • Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?<br />
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
    Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
    Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
  • Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.<br />
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
    Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.
    Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
  • Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.<br />
Banta: And what did you become?<br />
Santa: Father...
    Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.
    Banta: And what did you become?
    Santa: Father...
  • Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.<br />
Banta: So why hypocrite?<br />
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
    Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.
    Banta: So why hypocrite?
    Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
  • Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
    Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
  • Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.<br />
Banta: And how is that?<br />
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!
    Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.
    Banta: And how is that?
    Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!
  • Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...<br />
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
    Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...
    Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
  • Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.<br />
Banta: That's simply commendable.<br />
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year!
    Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.
    Banta: That's simply commendable.
    Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year!
  • Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.<br />
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?<br />
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra!
    Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.
    Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
    Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra!