|Jeeto: Did you notice the cricket team ogling that girl as she walked by?|
Santa: What cricket team?
|Banta: If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?|
Santa: Most likely, divorce proceedings.
|Banta: Oysters are supposed to be good aphrodisiacs.|
Santa: Even I heard so but I tried a dozen the other day and only six of them worked!
|Santa: My sex addiction turned me into something I've always feared to become.|
Banta: And what did you become?
|Santa: My wife is such a hypocrite, she is dead against abortion.|
Banta: So why hypocrite?
Santa: It's totally different fucking story when she found out that my girlfriend was pregnant!
|Santa: My friend said women are only good for food and sex. I was appalled.|
Santa: He forgot about cleaning!
|Santa: A crashing economy can effect a person's sex life drastically. I am one of the victims.|
Banta: And how is that?
Santa: My girlfriend's husband lost his job. As a result, he is always at home!
|Santa: My boss says I could be replaced by a machine...|
Banta: That's funny, that's what my wife says!
|Santa: When I've finished making love to my wife, she likes to wait a while and then do it again.|
Banta: That's simply commendable.
Santa: Yeah! Sometimes we can do it three, maybe four times a year!
|Santa: On my 45th birthday, my wife gifted me SUV.|
Banta: SUV! Wow! Which one?
Santa: Socks, Underwear and Viagra!