• Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.<br />
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?<br />
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable!
    Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.
    Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
    Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable!
  • Santa: My girlfriend sent me a `Get Better Soon` card.<br />
Banta: Are you unwell?<br />
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
    Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.
    Banta: Are you unwell?
    Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
  • Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?<br/ >
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.<br/ >
Santa: How does fox do?<br/ >
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!
    Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?
    Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
    Santa: How does fox do?
    Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!
  • Jeeto shouting, `Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.<br />
Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis!
    Jeeto shouting, "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.
    Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis!
  • Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!<br />
Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!<br />
Jeeto: Who?<br />
.<br />
..<br />
...<br />
Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut!
    Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!
    Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!
    Jeeto: Who?
    .
    ..
    ...
    Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut!
  • Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.<br />
Banta: How?<br />
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!
    Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!
  • Santa: I would never go `bungee jumping`.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.
    Santa: I would never go "bungee jumping".
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.
  • Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. `Can I get it over the counter?`, he asked. `You can if you take three`, said the chemist.
    Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. "Can I get it over the counter?", he asked. "You can if you take three", said the chemist.
  • Santa to his wife, `I had a wet dream about you last night`.<br />
Jeeto: Awww, did you ?<br />
Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
    Santa to his wife, "I had a wet dream about you last night".
    Jeeto: Awww, did you ?
    Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
  • Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.<br />
Banta: Why?<br />
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife.
    Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.
    Banta: Why?
    Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife.