|Santa: My new girlfriend really takes my breath away.|
Banta: Wow! You lucky bastard. Where did you find her?
Santa: From an online Sex Toys Shop. She's inflatable!
|Santa: My girlfriend sent me a "Get Better Soon" card.|
Banta: Are you unwell?
Santa: I'm not ill, just not very good at sex!
|Santa: Can I've sex with my pregnant wife?|
Doctor: 1st 3 months normal, next 3 like dog and last 3 months like fox.
Santa: How does fox do?
Doctor: Sleep near the hole and cry!
|Jeeto shouting, "Stop watching porn, I can hear it in the kitchen.|
Santa: I'm not, it's Sharapova vs Serena. I'm watching Lawn Tennis!
|Jeeto: Dear, my stomach is getting bigger... I think I'm pregnant!|
Santa: Yes and I know who's the Daddy!
Santa: McDonald's, KFC and Pizza Hut!
|Santa: Chris Gayle by hitting 175 runs in an IPL match has spoilt my married life.|
Santa: Jeeto wants me to perform like him in bed!
|Santa: I would never go "bungee jumping".|
Santa: A broken rubber brought me into this world, and it's not going to take me out.
|Santa goes into a chemist for some Viagra. "Can I get it over the counter?", he asked. "You can if you take three", said the chemist.|
|Santa to his wife, "I had a wet dream about you last night".|
Jeeto: Awww, did you ?
Santa: Yeah, I dreamt you were hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing.
|Santa: I don't understand the point of Dance Bars.|
Santa: If I wanted a woman to take my money & sexually frustrate me, I better stay at home with my wife.