• There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!
    There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!
  • Why can't women play ice-hockey?<br/>
They have to change their pads after every period!
    Why can't women play ice-hockey?
    They have to change their pads after every period!
  • Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
    Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!
  • If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
    If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?
  • A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.<br />
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
    A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.
    Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
  • Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!
    Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!
  • Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?<br />
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
    Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?
    Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
  • What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?<br/>
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
    What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?
    Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
  • There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!
    There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!
  • What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?<br />
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!
    What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?
    A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!