|There's nothing called 'Early Ejaculation'. The truth is that women have a habit of coming late - 'Everywhere'!|
|Why can't women play ice-hockey?|
They have to change their pads after every period!
|Men who say women belong in the kitchen obviously don't know what to do with them in the bedroom!|
|If women are so good at multitasking... how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?|
|A woman's heart is as tender as a man's balls.|
Don't break hers and she won't break yours!
|Women would be happier during their periods if somebody invented 'Tampons' that vibrate!|
|Why do men have to pay more for car insurance?|
Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving!
|What do a toilet seat and a woman have in common?|
Without the hole in the middle, they aren't good for shit!
|There's absolutely no decent Hand Gesture to tell a woman riding Scooty that her Headlight is On!|
|What's the difference between a woman and a fridge?|
A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out!