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<title><![CDATA[Comforting a Patient!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[A man was wheeling himself frantically down the hall of the hospital in his wheelchair, just before his operation. A nurse stopped him and asked...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Good Appetite!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[They made an engaging looking couple in the swank restaurant: The man was handsome, graying and obviously well off; the woman was a joy to any eye -
very young, ravishing...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Perfect Spouse]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[A young lady visited a computer dating service and requested, "I`m looking for a spouse. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?"<br />The matchmaker said, "What exactly are you...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Expensive Studies!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 100 and that continues for a year. Suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 75.<br />"Well," the beggar thinks...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Well Behaved Kids!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[A property manager of single-family residence was showing a unit to prospective tenants and asking the usual questions.<br />"Professionally employed...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Secret]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Smith went on a date in a brand new Range Rovers Sport ride with his new girlfriend of 1 month....]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Focus Hard!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Teacher: What is the name of the capital city of Punjab?<br />
Pappu: Amritsar.<br />Teacher: No Pappu...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[The Definition of Slow!]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Santa was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job center he was offered work at the local Zoo. When he arrived for his first day...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Where are You?]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[The Jealous husband: My wife, where are you?<br />
Wife: At home love.<br />
Husband: Are you sure...]]></description>
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<title><![CDATA[Dumb or Smart?]]></title>
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<description><![CDATA[Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you...]]></description>
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