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A biology teacher was dissecting a frog. Having explained the inner features of the amphibians, he asked his students, "What would you expect to find if you dissected a human beings?"
Pappu, a bright lad replied, "Sir I would expect to find myself behind bars!"
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?<br/>
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
Banta to Santa: What, according to you, is the difference between a wife and a girl friend?
Santa: Wife is like a Demand Draft - trust-worthy all the time; and girl friend is like a Cheque, which may bounce any time!
You're such a selfish person.
I see you around me only when...
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I'm in problem.
I love your selfishness, dear friend!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband. 
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
One lady to another newly-wed lady: I hear you're going to divorce your husband.
2nd Lady: Don't be silly. Why, I hardly know him!
Sea Captain: There is no hope! The ship is doomed! In an hour we will all be dead!
Seasick Passenger: Thank God!
Dear Ma'm, 
I may not have told you before; 
But now I can't hold it any more. 
I must tell you, I've been blessed; 
Because you- my teacher was the best! 
Happy Teachers' Day!
Dear Ma'm,
I may not have told you before;
But now I can't hold it any more.
I must tell you, I've been blessed;
Because you- my teacher was the best!
Happy Teachers' Day!
What's the center of Gravity?
What's the center of Gravity?

I without You and your Love would be like:<br/>
YouTube Without Videos;<br/>
Facebook without Friends;<br/>
Whatsapp with no messages;<br/>
SantaBanta without any humour; 
And Google with No Results.<br/>
So please keep loving me!
I without You and your Love would be like:
YouTube Without Videos;
Facebook without Friends;
Whatsapp with no messages;
SantaBanta without any humour;
And Google with No Results.
So please keep loving me!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.<br/>
Better Luck, next time!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.
Better Luck, next time!
The stars do not desert the dark sky. They instead shine the brightest to remind us that even during the darkest of times, your intelligence, knowledge and wisdom shall stand by you in good stead. 
Good Night!
The stars do not desert the dark sky. They instead shine the brightest to remind us that even during the darkest of times, your intelligence, knowledge and wisdom shall stand by you in good stead.
Good Night!

Quotes

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.