BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked 2nd and 3rd for chat and gossip.
However, women still continue to retain the 1st position!
However, women still continue to retain the 1st position!
Good friends are those:
Who care without hesitation;
Who remember without limitations;
Who help without any reservation;
And who remain the same even without communication!
Who care without hesitation;
Who remember without limitations;
Who help without any reservation;
And who remain the same even without communication!
Jeeto: If I dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me?
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Santa: I won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount!
Pappu dropped his iPhone 5 in toilet and started crying. Suddenly, the toilet goddess came and offered him a golden iPhone 5.
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
Pappu tried to be modest and said, "I need my own iPhone 5 not the gold one".
The goddess replied, "Stupid, it's the same. Just clean it"!
Sree Sree Sreesanth - the art of fixing!
I can love you so much; but I can never love you as much as I miss you!
When you're down and out, don't feel alone;
Because you always have a friend - look within!
Because you always have a friend - look within!
Things I didn't learn while in school:
How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!
How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi - so that people visit it more often!
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The rose may kiss a butterfly;
The morning dew may kiss the grass;
But you my friend may kiss my lips!
The rose may kiss a butterfly;
The morning dew may kiss the grass;
But you my friend may kiss my lips!
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