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Santa: I'm worried - it's raining and my wife is in the market.
Banta: Oh, she'll probably step inside some store.
Santa: Yeah. That's what I am worried about!
Girlfriends are like Ferrari cars. They are good to see and feel but very difficult to own and maintain!
Girlfriends are like Ferrari cars. They are good to see and feel but very difficult to own and maintain!
Kissi Ne Mainu Pucheya - Whatsapp Group Ki Hunda Hai?
Main Keha, "WhatsApp Group Railgaddi De Uss Bhare Hoye General Dabbe Di Tarah Hunda Hai Jiss Vich 'Padd' Koi Vi Maare Sunghna Sare Dabbe Nu Painda Hai!"
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.<br/>
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now. 
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
Pappu to his sister, Pinky: I cried today when I failed in 2 subjects.
Pinky: But you seem to be very happy now.
Pappu: Yes, I learnt my friend, Bunty failed in 5 subjects!
ਸੰਤਾ ਕੇ ਕਾਰਜਿ ਆਪਿ ਖਲੋਇਆ । 
ਹਰਿ ਕੰਮੁ ਕਰਾਵਿਣ ਆਇਆ ਰਾਮ ।।  
ਸਰਬੱਤ ਸਾਧ ਸੰਗਤ ਜੀ, ਨੂੰ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ-ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਜੀ।
ਸੰਤਾ ਕੇ ਕਾਰਜਿ ਆਪਿ ਖਲੋਇਆ ।
ਹਰਿ ਕੰਮੁ ਕਰਾਵਿਣ ਆਇਆ ਰਾਮ ।।

ਸਰਬੱਤ ਸਾਧ ਸੰਗਤ ਜੀ, ਨੂੰ ਸ਼੍ਰੀ ਗੁਰੂ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਜੀ ਦੇ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪ੍ਰਕਾਸ਼ ਦੀ ਲੱਖ-ਲੱਖ ਵਧਾਈ ਹੋਵੇ ਜੀ।
ਸਭ ਸਿੱਖਨ ਕੋ ਹੁਕਮ ਹੈ ਗੁਰੂ ਮਾਨਿਓ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ । 
Guru Granth Sahib Ji de Prakash Utsav Te Aap Sab Nu Buhut Buhut Vadhayian!
ਸਭ ਸਿੱਖਨ ਕੋ ਹੁਕਮ ਹੈ ਗੁਰੂ ਮਾਨਿਓ ਗ੍ਰੰਥ ।
Guru Granth Sahib Ji de Prakash Utsav Te Aap Sab Nu Buhut Buhut Vadhayian!
People who post their videos of taking Ice Bucket Challenge are usually the same people who ask you not to play 'Holi' to save water!
People who post their videos of taking Ice Bucket Challenge are usually the same people who ask you not to play 'Holi' to save water!
Boy: Hey, do you like water?<br/>
Girl: Yeah.<br/>
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
Boy: Hey, do you like water?
Girl: Yeah.
Boy: Good, then you already like 70% of me!
In today's India: 
Sound is measured in 'Arnabs'; 
Laughter in 'Sidhus'; 
Silence in 'Manmohans'; 
And 'Stupidity' in 'Digvijays'!
In today's India:
Sound is measured in 'Arnabs';
Laughter in 'Sidhus';
Silence in 'Manmohans';
And 'Stupidity' in 'Digvijays'!
I have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge for a long time... but 
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the ice finishes after a few drinks!
I have been doing the Ice Bucket Challenge for a long time... but
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the ice finishes after a few drinks!

Quotes

No man can be a good teacher unless he has feelings of warm affection toward his pupils and a genuine desire to impart to them what he believes to be of value.

Trivia

There's a Japanese island that has been taken over by cats - It's called Tashirojima.

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.