What's the difference between art and pornography? ... a government grant!
What's the difference between art and pornography? ... a government grant!
~ Peter Griffin
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there's nobody to talk to during an orgasm.
~ Anonymous
My girlfriend said to me in bed last night: "You're a pervert." I said, "That's a big word for a girl of nine."
~ Emo Philips
A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do.
A nymphomaniac is someone who has more sex than you do.
~ Alfred Kinsey
How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.
~ Flash Rosenberg
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.
~ Author Unknown
Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper.
~ Bjork
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
Don't worry, it only seems kinky the first time.
~ Author Unknown
I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.
~ Scott Roeben
An erection is like the theory of relativity. The more you think about it. The harder it gets.
~ Author Unknown