By God's grace and with your blessings, I have done well in life. <br/>
Without taking any loan under LOU from PNB, I have bought my very own private Jet. <br/>
It's attached to my toilet seat!
By God's grace and with your blessings, I have done well in life.
Without taking any loan under LOU from PNB, I have bought my very own private Jet.
It's attached to my toilet seat!
Meanwhile in CID <br/>
ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N 'Kuch Samjhe Daya?' <br/>
Daya: Yes Sir, Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga!
Meanwhile in CID
ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N "Kuch Samjhe Daya?"
Daya: Yes Sir, Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga!
If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space!
If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space!
Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? <br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza. <br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic. <br/>
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend?
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing. <br/>
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing.
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. <br/>
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband. <br/>
Husband: The food tastes awful. <br/>
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook.
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
Husband: The food tastes awful.
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
It's time to just be happy. <br/>
Being sad, angry, and overthinking isn't worth it anymore. <br/>
Just let things flow. Be Positive!
It's time to just be happy.
Being sad, angry, and overthinking isn't worth it anymore.
Just let things flow. Be Positive!
Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present!
Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present!
Everything happens for a reason: live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile. <br/>
Good Morning and have a great weekend!
Everything happens for a reason: live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile.
Good Morning and have a great weekend!
Groom's father: My son is out of India.<br/>
Bride's father: Oh I see... Which bank?
Groom's father: My son is out of India.
Bride's father: Oh I see... Which bank?