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He showed us the way; 
He has long been gone; 
And yet in our hearts; 
His name shines on. 
Wish you a blessed and Holy Friday!
He showed us the way;
He has long been gone;
And yet in our hearts;
His name shines on.
Wish you a blessed and Holy Friday!
May you spend this day in fasting, prayer, repentance and meditation to commemorate on the agony and suffering of Christ on the cross. 
Have a blessed Good Friday!
May you spend this day in fasting, prayer, repentance and meditation to commemorate on the agony and suffering of Christ on the cross.
Have a blessed Good Friday!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son
to be crucified and perished for the sins of the world; and thus saved humanity. 
May God bless us on the occasion of Good Friday!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son to be crucified and perished for the sins of the world; and thus saved humanity.
May God bless us on the occasion of Good Friday!
Thinking of you on and praying that the Lord keeps you
in His loving care always! 
May Jesus bless you on Good Friday!
Thinking of you on and praying that the Lord keeps you in His loving care always!
May Jesus bless you on Good Friday!
Pappu to his girlfriend, 'Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven.' 
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator. 
Shopkeeper: Casio? 
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
Indian politicians at a glance.
Mulayam: Ladkon se Galti ho Jaati hai!
ND Tiwari: Galti se Ladke ho Jaate hein!
Bhoot Pishaach Nikat Nahi Aawe; 
Mahavir Jab Naam Sunawe; 
Naasaye Rog Hare Sab Peera; 
Japat Nirantar Hanumat Veera! 
Haave a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
Bhoot Pishaach Nikat Nahi Aawe;
Mahavir Jab Naam Sunawe;
Naasaye Rog Hare Sab Peera;
Japat Nirantar Hanumat Veera!
Haave a blessed Hanuman Jayanti!
My life did not begin with you; 
But I wish my it ends with you. 
Please be my life for life!
My life did not begin with you;
But I wish my it ends with you.
Please be my life for life!
How did the blonde hurt herself raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree!

Quotes

Be still when you have nothing to say; when genuine passion moves you, say what you've got to say, and say it hot.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast and cheap.