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Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself? 
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you scratching yourself?
Pappu: No one else knows where I itch!
November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I'm thankful for a lot of things, but I'm most thankful to you. 
Happy Thankgiving!
November is the time to be thankful, a time to remember and to embrace those who enrich our lives. I'm thankful for a lot of things, but I'm most thankful to you.
Happy Thankgiving!
Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time? 
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask? 
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
Johnny: Papa, are you growing taller all the time?
Father: No, my child. Why do you ask?
Johnny: Because the top of your head is pocking up through your hair!
The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!
The only person who looks good in a group photo is the one who uploads it!
If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?
If I were was stealing Wi-Fi from a temple, does that mean God's giving me signals?
My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!
My wife must be a relative of Nathu Ram Godse. She's constantly eliminating the Gandhis from my wallet!
Blessings from our home to yours! 
Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!
Blessings from our home to yours!
Have a Wonderful Thanksgiving!
Love bears all things;<br/>
Love endures all things;<br/>
Love hopes in all things;<br/>
Love believes in all things.<br/>
Come, let's fall in love!
Love bears all things;
Love endures all things;
Love hopes in all things;
Love believes in all things.
Come, let's fall in love!
2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;<br/>
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;<br/>
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
2 days before the exam, they refer to foreign Authors;
1 day before exam, they refer to local Authors;
On the day of exam, they are the Authors!
Positive 
Adventurous 
Intellectual 
Philosophical 
Light-hearted 
Straight-forward 
I love the Sagittarius in you. 
Happy Birthday!
Positive
Adventurous
Intellectual
Philosophical
Light-hearted
Straight-forward
I love the Sagittarius in you.
Happy Birthday!

Quotes

In this life we cannot always do great things. But we can do small things with great love.

Trivia

The word 'Baklava' is derived from an old Mongolian word, Baγla: to pile up or layer.

Graffiti

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