Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet.
How would you ask your friends out for the movie? 
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain. 
And Facebook status updates? 
At toilet with GF and four other friends!
Akshay's new movie that's about to release - Toilet. How would you ask your friends out for the movie?
Chalo Toilet Chalte Hain.
And Facebook status updates?
At toilet with GF and four other friends!
My psychologist told me, 'Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.' 
I already did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters!
My psychologist told me, "Write letters to the people you hate and then burn them."
I already did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters!
According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
According to a survey, married men are the most punctual when they have to drop their in-laws to bus stands, railway stations or airports!
My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!
My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all!
The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends!
The best memories come from bad ideas done with best friends!
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!
Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!
The most important thing to get success in life is to have faith in yourself. So have faith in yourself and be happy all your life.
Good Morning!
The most important thing to get success in life is to have faith in yourself. So have faith in yourself and be happy all your life. Good Morning!
England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain. 
No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions!
England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain.
No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions!
Tragedy of today's India: 
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver.
Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
Tragedy of today's India:
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
Our GDP has dropped below 7%. 
Ayodhya is still a political punchline. 
Pakistan is beating us in cricket. 
We are beating them in Hockey. 
Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars. 
It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!
Our GDP has dropped below 7%.
Ayodhya is still a political punchline.
Pakistan is beating us in cricket.
We are beating them in Hockey.
Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars.
It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!