My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
My favorite exercise is running downstairs to get some more food!
Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!
Sometimes after a long hard day at work, it takes me 4 bars to get home!
Interviewer: What is your weakness?<br/>
Candidate: I am short tempered.<br/>
Interviewer: Explain.<br/>
Candidate: What nonsense are you talking about?
Interviewer: What is your weakness?
Candidate: I am short tempered.
Interviewer: Explain.
Candidate: What nonsense are you talking about?
I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!
I made the mistake of asking my wife what women want... she has been talking non-stop for the last 3 days!
Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!
Ladki Ki Photo Par 'Nice Pic' Comment Kar Ke Ladki Ke Set Karne Ka Sapna Dekhne Wale Wahi Ladke Hain Jo Bachpan Mein Helicopter Ko Dekh Kar Tata Karte The!
Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback.<br/>
Feeling proud!
Met a beggar whose card machine was not working so installed PayTm on his iPhone7. Used promo code BHAGWANKENAAMPEDEDE and got 50% cashback.
Feeling proud!
Human behaviour flows from three main sources:<br/>
Desire, emotion and knowledge!
Human behaviour flows from three main sources:
Desire, emotion and knowledge!
Enjoy life how it is and as it comes, things are worse for others and a lot better for us.<br/>
Good Morning!
Enjoy life how it is and as it comes, things are worse for others and a lot better for us.
Good Morning!
The Prime Minister said,<br/>
'Go Cashless'...<br/>
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Only ATMs have taken it seriously!
The Prime Minister said,
"Go Cashless"...
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Only ATMs have taken it seriously!
My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!
My goal for 2017 is to accomplish the goals of 2016 which I should have done in 2015 because I made a promise in 2014 and planned in 2013!