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God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
God made women without a sense of humor so they could love men instead of laughing at them!
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
My day is incomplete as I still have unfinished tasks at hand. I just couldn't catch sleep without saying 'I love you'. 
Good Night!
My day is incomplete as I still have unfinished tasks at hand. I just couldn't catch sleep without saying "I love you".
Good Night!
Always work for a cause and not for applause. 
Good Morning!
Always work for a cause and not for applause.
Good Morning!
Once in life do fall in love, not necessarily with a person
but with an idea, a dream and an ambition. 
Have a rollicking start to the week!
Once in life do fall in love, not necessarily with a person but with an idea, a dream and an ambition.
Have a rollicking start to the week!
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?<br/>
Pappu: Ma'm,  I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
Teacher: Pappu, why are you talking during my lesson?
Pappu: Ma'm, I never complain to your teaching during my conversation?
I cried that I had no shoes, until I saw the man who stole it. Then he cried!
Parents are angels sent by God as human beings to protect us from vagaries of weather, time and misery. 

Happy Parents' Day to all these wonderful angels!
Parents are angels sent by God as human beings to protect us from vagaries of weather, time and misery.
Happy Parents' Day to all these wonderful angels!
Meaning of Ramzan:<br/>
R- Roza Rakhna,<br/>
A- Allah Se Darna,<br/>
M- Masjid ko jana,<br/>
Z- Zakat Dena,<br/>
A- Ache kaam karna,<br/>
N- Namaz Parhna! 
Ramzan Mubarak!
Meaning of Ramzan:
R- Roza Rakhna,
A- Allah Se Darna,
M- Masjid ko jana,
Z- Zakat Dena,
A- Ache kaam karna,
N- Namaz Parhna!
Ramzan Mubarak!
E - Embrace with open heart<br/>
I - Inspire with impressive attitude<br/>
D - Distribute pleasure to all<br/>

Eid Mubarak!
E - Embrace with open heart
I - Inspire with impressive attitude
D - Distribute pleasure to all
Eid Mubarak!

Quotes

No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life within the confines of your head.

Trivia

Beyonce Knowles' debut album "Dangerously in Love" earned her five Grammys.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.