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The World's most difficult Tongue Twister according to Guinness Book of World Records: 
Sixth Sick Sikh's Sixth Sheep Is Sick!
The World's most difficult Tongue Twister according to Guinness Book of World Records:
Sixth Sick Sikh's Sixth Sheep Is Sick!
Sweetness in your speech;<br/>
Talent in your mind;<br/>
Love in your heart;<br/>
Peace in your eyes;<br/>
Strength in your hands; 
And victory in your life! 
Good Luck!
Sweetness in your speech;
Talent in your mind;
Love in your heart;
Peace in your eyes;
Strength in your hands;
And victory in your life!
Good Luck!
The Selfie Cycle:<br/>
Take Selfie<br/>
Examine Selfie<br/>
Get Self Conscious<br/>
Erase Selfie<br/>
Take Selfie
The Selfie Cycle:
Take Selfie
Examine Selfie
Get Self Conscious
Erase Selfie
Take Selfie
Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari<br/>
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari<br/>

Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari<br/>

Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari
Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari
Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!
Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho... Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao.
Kyunki...
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Uske Paas 'Hal' Hai!
If you have five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand.<br/>
What would you have?
If you have five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand.
What would you have?

Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds?<br/>
Because they know that women are stupid but not blind!
Why do men spend so much time on improving their styles and not their minds?
Because they know that women are stupid but not blind!
This Diwali - burst your EGO... and not CRACKERS!
This Diwali - burst your EGO... and not CRACKERS!
'Raaj Na Chaahayu, Mukti Na Chaahyu
Man Preet Charan Kamlaare!' <br/><br/>

Oh Wonderful Lord! I neither desire for empire and material realm nor liberation or mukti, my soul longs for the love of your lotus feet.<br/>

Happy Bandi Chhor Divas!
"Raaj Na Chaahayu, Mukti Na Chaahyu Man Preet Charan Kamlaare!"

Oh Wonderful Lord! I neither desire for empire and material realm nor liberation or mukti, my soul longs for the love of your lotus feet.
Happy Bandi Chhor Divas!
May the passion and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious holy festival fill your entire life with prosperity, happiness  and a much brighter future.Warm wishes on this festival of light to you and your family.<br/>

Happy Diwali!
May the passion and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious holy festival fill your entire life with prosperity, happiness and a much brighter future.Warm wishes on this festival of light to you and your family.
Happy Diwali!

Quotes

I have got guts to say that once you become MP or MLA, it's like Cocaine... you can't do your business.

Trivia

Regular consumption of processed meats (bacon, hot dogs, ham, sausage, etc) can lead to a higher risk of prostate cancer.

Graffiti

Life is really harmful, people die of it.