A boy touches girl's face with a rose.<br/>
City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!<br/>
Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?
A boy touches girl's face with a rose.
City Girl: Darling, you are so romantic!
Village Girl: Abe Aankh Phodega Kya?
You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.<br/>
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
You can't find happiness at the bottom of the beer.
Well, no kidding. Who is happy when their beer runs out?
My Gym instructor suggested skipping.<br/>
So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!
My Gym instructor suggested skipping.
So I skipped the gym for 2 years and counting!
The longer you wait, the hotter you date.<br/>
So one day, I'll date a volcano!
The longer you wait, the hotter you date.
So one day, I'll date a volcano!
#Brexit to be followed by<br/>
Grexit<br/>
Departugal<br/>
Italeave<br/>
Fruckoff<br/>
Czechout<br/>
Oustria<br/>
Finish<br/>
Slovlong<br/>
Latervia<br/>
Byegium<br/>
#Brexit to be followed by
Grexit
Departugal
Italeave
Fruckoff
Czechout
Oustria
Finish
Slovlong
Latervia
Byegium
When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!
When a guy gets jealous, it's actually kind of cute but when a girl gets jealous, World War III is about to start!
A boy calls her girlfriend:<br/>
Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho?<br/>
Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun.<br/>
Boy: Wow! Love you so much!<br/>
Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein?<br/>
Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!
A boy calls her girlfriend:
Boy: Kya Kar Rahi Ho?
Girlfriend: Mehendi Lagwa Rahi Hun.
Boy: Wow! Love you so much!
Friend: Bahut Pyaar Hai Tum Dono Mein?
Boy: Abe Nahi, Ab 2-3 Ghante Tang Nahi Karegi!
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?<br/>
None. That's a hardware problem!
How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. That's a hardware problem!
Every time it rains in India, it washes off two centuries of progress.<br/>
No roads, No Electricity, No Transport!
Every time it rains in India, it washes off two centuries of progress.
No roads, No Electricity, No Transport!
Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?<br/>
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!
Alia Bhatt: Are Yoga Day and Shobha De brother and sister?
Rahul Gandhi: I'm not sure if they both anything to do with Manna Dey!