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A Principal on a round asked Bunty, "What are you doing outside the classroom?"
Bunty: Nothing, Sir!
Principal: What's your name?
Bunty: Bunty, Sir!
Pappu: And who's this with you?
Bunty: Pappu, Sir!
Principal: And Pappu, what are you doing?
Pappu: Helping Bunty, Sir!
At dinner, after Gujarati main course, Narendra Modi to Xi Jinping: Now, let's have some dessert.
Xi Jinping: What have we been eating for the last one hour?
Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring!
Your life is your message to the world. Make sure it's inspiring!
Always speak truth to your parents and run away immediately after saying it... because the speed of
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'JUTTI' shall be certainly faster than you!
These days success of marriage depends upon...
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the speed and accuracy at which you delete your phone's messages!
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure; 
When you fixed your eyes on me that day I'll always treasure.<br/>
Happy Wedding Anniversary, my Love!
The most important thing you fixed was on your day of leisure;
When you fixed your eyes on me that day I'll always treasure.
Happy Wedding Anniversary, my Love!
24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day,<br/>
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,<br/>
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,<br/>
But 1 sweet person like you makes life sweet!
24 sweet hours make 1 sweet day,
7 sweet days make 1 sweet week,
4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month,
But 1 sweet person like you makes life sweet!
Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what's wrong.<br/>
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what's the message!
Sit in grief and depression for the whole day and nobody shows interest in knowing what's wrong.
But smile seeing a message on your phone and the whole damn world wants to know what's the message!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes... but only a mother-in-law, a husband and a boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them!
In this world, everybody makes mistakes... but only a mother-in-law, a husband and a boss have the God-gifted talent of finding them!
May the nine nights of Navratri bring grace, joy and fun;<br/>
Let's worship Goddess Durga and the prayers be done. 
Time to perform Dandiya and play around in circles; 
And stage a mock-fight with Mahishasura which Durga won. 
Wish you a very Happy and Blessed Naaratri!
May the nine nights of Navratri bring grace, joy and fun;
Let's worship Goddess Durga and the prayers be done.
Time to perform Dandiya and play around in circles;
And stage a mock-fight with Mahishasura which Durga won.
Wish you a very Happy and Blessed Naaratri!

Quotes

Keep your face to the sunshine and you never see the shadow.

Trivia

If you search for "askew" in Google, the window and search results will tilt slightly to the right.

Graffiti

A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!