Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap!
Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?<br/>
Girl: I came here to fart!
Boy: Hey, sexy! What is a cute girl like you doing in a corner alone?
Girl: I came here to fart!
Indian Movies Logic:<br/>
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone.
Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!
Indian Movies Logic:
After getting hit by a bullet, hero wakes up with more power and kills everyone. Jaise Bullet Nahi Vitamin Ki Goli Ho!
I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!
I'm not like other girls... I know what I want for dinner. I've been thinking about it since we finished lunch!

In January - I'll make good friends this year.<br/>
In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
In January - I'll make good friends this year.
In December - Sab Bekaar Log Bhare Pade Hain Iss Duniya Mein!
Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School.<br/>
And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!
Pajama and Palazzo are actually brothers... Only thing is Pajama studied in Municipal School and Palazzo in Convent School.
And same is with Bermuda, actually it is Kachcha, sent abroad for higher studies!
Cherish the memories of yesterday;<br/>
Celebrate the happiness of today;<br/>
And together look forward to new hopes and joys for beautiful tomorrow.<br/>
Congratulations!
Cherish the memories of yesterday;
Celebrate the happiness of today;
And together look forward to new hopes and joys for beautiful tomorrow.
Congratulations!
Excellence is not for someone else to notice, it's for your own satisfaction!
Excellence is not for someone else to notice, it's for your own satisfaction!
If you develop a habit of praying to God for others, you will never need to pray for your own self.<br/>
Good Morning!
If you develop a habit of praying to God for others, you will never need to pray for your own self.
Good Morning!
Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.<br/>
Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?
Mom: Beta Shadi Usse Karo Jo Tumhari Baat Sune, Tumhein Waqt De Aur Kabhi Akela Na Chhode.
Girl: Mom, Cellphone Se Shaadi Hoti Hai Kya?