Woman don't want to hear what you think...<br/>
Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
Woman don't want to hear what you think...
Woman want to hear what they think in a deeper voice!
Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?<br/>
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
Jeeto: Why all the things are on the floor?
Pappu: Because of gravity Mom!
Santa: Can I see your report card?<br/>
Pappu: No, I don't  have it.<br/>
Santa: Why?<br/>
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
Santa: Can I see your report card?
Pappu: No, I don't have it.
Santa: Why?
Pappu: I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents!
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality!
The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality!
I want to hold your hand, hold you close, hug you tightly, kiss you softly, and let you rest your head on my chest so that you can hear my heart beat saying that I miss you.<br/>
Missing You!
I want to hold your hand, hold you close, hug you tightly, kiss you softly, and let you rest your head on my chest so that you can hear my heart beat saying that I miss you.
Missing You!
Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end, they make us who we are.<br/>
Good Morning & have a nice weekend!
Everyone comes into your life for a reason, some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end, they make us who we are.
Good Morning & have a nice weekend!
Yesterday I realized that saying 'oh my gosh, you're getting so big!' is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!
Yesterday I realized that saying "oh my gosh, you're getting so big!" is cute and acceptable to say to a 6 year old but not so much to an ex-girlfriend!
If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
If I wasn't supposed to have vodka for breakfast, they shouldn't have made it taste so good with orange juice!
More or less, every husband is like a movie;<br/>
Produced by mother and Directed by wife!
More or less, every husband is like a movie;
Produced by mother and Directed by wife!
Feeling stressed out?<br/>
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!
Feeling stressed out?
Make a nice cup of hot tea and then spill it in the lap of whoever is bugging you!