Facebook's 'People you may know' should be called, 'People you definitely know and have been avoiding'!
Facebook's "People you may know" should be called, "People you definitely know and have been avoiding"!
There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...<br/>
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Pissing off your own wife!
There is only one thing worse than pissing off a cop, and that is...
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Pissing off your own wife!
Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so I keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work...<br/>
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I show them my payslip!
Someone told me that it's good to make people laugh so I keep a printout of good jokes and if that doesn't work...
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I show them my payslip!
I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?<br/>
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like, 'Samsung has had this feature for years'!
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years"!
What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!
What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.<br/>
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.<br/>
Good Morning!
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good Morning!
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!
How does a chartered accountant scold his son?<br/>
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!
How does a chartered accountant scold his son?
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!