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Jeeto and Santa were invited to Banta's for dinner.
Jeeto to Preeto after tasting a horrible dish, "You must give me the original recipe of this dish".
Preeto: Why the original recipe?
Jeeto: So you can never cook it again!

How can you tell when your computer's starting to get old? It loses its memory.

Never try to maintain relations in your life. Just try to maintain life in your relations!

I have the 'I';
I have the 'L';
I have the 'O';
I have the 'V';
I have the 'E';
So please can I have 'U'?

Life is like making Tea.
Boil your Ego;
Evaporate your worries;
Dilute your sorrows;
Filter your mistakes;
And get a taste of happiness!

Let love be the guide to your dreams;
Let love be the light to your heart;
Let your love be the reason why my heart still continues to beat!

Dear Friend,
I am blessed to have you both as my MIRROR as well as my SHADOW;
Because Mirrors don't lie and Shadows never leave!

Don't ask me stupid questions and I won't hurt your stupid feelings!

Love is the best medicine. But its overdose can be fatal!
Good Night!

When you turn 21, you can legally do all the things you've been doing since you were 15!