If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!<br/>
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
If you want to make it big in life, you gotta retire from RCB!
#ShaneWatson #ChrisGayle #KLRahul
Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?<br/>
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
Bunty: What part of your morning routine takes the longest?
Pappu: Deciding to get up!
Pro Tip to keep yourself happy:<br/>
Chop Vegetables for any purpose but do not start cooking just after that. Roam anywhere for 10-15 minutes and come back to the kitchen and feel happy, 'Oh Wow! Sabzi Toh Kati Padi Hai, Aadha Kaam Toh Ho Geya'!
Pro Tip to keep yourself happy:
Chop Vegetables for any purpose but do not start cooking just after that. Roam anywhere for 10-15 minutes and come back to the kitchen and feel happy, "Oh Wow! Sabzi Toh Kati Padi Hai, Aadha Kaam Toh Ho Geya"!
Girl: I'm not like other girls.<br/>
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
Girl: I'm not like other girls.
Boy: Nice! So you know where you want to go for dinner!
If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
If I could have one super power, it would be the ability to lose weight by watching other people exercise!
RIP boiling water. <br/>
You shall be mist!
RIP boiling water.
You shall be mist!
I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,<br/>
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
I don't care how bad we left off if you call me and tell me you need me,
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I'm gonna hang up and block your number forever!
A strange story:<br/>
I was on a sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing in the kitchen where it was charging. So I went to check, the SMS was from my wife and she wrote, 'bring the salt on your way back'!
A strange story:
I was on a sofa next to my wife who was eating and typing on her phone. So I heard my phone ringing in the kitchen where it was charging. So I went to check, the SMS was from my wife and she wrote, "bring the salt on your way back"!
What is Anesthesia?<br/>
Punjabi: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
What is Anesthesia?
Punjabi: 2 Amritsari Kulche with Thandi Lassi!
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!
Never push a loyal person to the point where they no longer give a damn!