Clean SMS (Page 2)

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Golf is like taxes. You drive hard to make the green and then end up in the hole!
I miss you when the days turn into nights but really I just miss you all the time!
I miss you when the days turn into nights but really I just miss you all the time!
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
Loving you could take my life, but when I look into your eyes, I know you're worth that sacrifice!
You don't marry one person, you marry three: 
The person you think they are; 
The person they are; 
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
You don't marry one person, you marry three:
The person you think they are;
The person they are;
And the person they are going to become as a result of being married to you!
Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, 'Are there half fares for children?' 
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve. 
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
Pathan while buying tickets for a train journey, "Are there half fares for children?"
Booking Clerk: Yes, under twelve.
Pathan: That is all right. I have only five!
Dosti Ke Rishte Buhut Lambe Hote Hein. Pata Nahi Kaha Tak Chalein Ge!
Do Kadam Tum Chalna aur Do Kadam Hum Chalein Ge...
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Baad Mein Auto Kar Lenge...
Dear Kellogs,
Please cast Sonakshi Sinha or Huma Qureshi or Vidya Balan in your "Kellogs Challenge ad" and show us the results.
Casting Deepika Padukone is really a joke.
Sincerely,
Women
What is the difference between welding and wedding? 
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later; 
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
What is the difference between welding and wedding?
In welding, there are sparks first and bonding later;
Whereas in wedding, there is bonding first and sparks later!
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one gives a hoot about your workout!
If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand!
If I'm ever murdered, I have no doubt my chalk outline would include my phone in my hand!

Quotes

There are two things you can do with your head down, play golf and pray.

Trivia

Ketchup was sold in the 1830s as a medicine.

Graffiti

If the enemy is in range, so are you.