Clean SMS (Page 2)

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Night is a theatre;<br/>
Dream is a movie;<br/>

God is the director;<br/>

Nature is the producer;<br/>

And YOU are the hero.<br/>

Enjoy the night with sweet dreams!
Night is a theatre;
Dream is a movie;
God is the director;
Nature is the producer;
And YOU are the hero.
Enjoy the night with sweet dreams!
Love affairs are like the game of Cricket;
Where One-Day Internationals are more popular than a 5 day Test!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?<br/>
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
Girlfriend: Are you sure you love me and no one else?
Boyfriend: Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday!
If Sridevi were running a shop, I wonder whether she would say "Abhi Boney ka Time hai"!
Long before Shakira, the Punjab Police knew that - hips don't lie. A few whacks on the bum; and everyone starts singing the truth!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I feel better after I wine a little!
I feel better after I wine a little!
Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti;
Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta!
Love is the only poison which kills two birds with one dose only!
Love is the only poison which kills two birds with one dose only!

Quotes

Fashion is what one wears oneself. What is unfashionable is what other people wear.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.