What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?<br/>
Al-cohol you!
What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
Al-cohol you!
People ask me 'Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice.'<br/>
I always reply with 'I am overqualified!'
People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice."
I always reply with "I am overqualified!"
It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, 'Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves.'<br/>
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!
Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!
The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.<br/>
Good Morning & have a good day!
The sign of a beautiful person is that they always see beauty in others.
Good Morning & have a good day!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.<br/>
Santa: What happened, what did he say?<br/>
Banta: You are fired!
Banta: Bro, I just left my job, I could not work for that man after what he said to me.
Santa: What happened, what did he say?
Banta: You are fired!
Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.<br/>
The other half are making jokes on them!
Half of the people in the world are playing Pokemon Go and using Prisma filters right now.
The other half are making jokes on them!
Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?<br/>
Boy: CA<br/>
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!<br/>
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
Girl: Hey, Kya Karte Ho?
Boy: CA
Girl: Wow, Charted Accountant!
Boy: Nahi Pagli, Complete Aaram!
Kabali leaked online and the same day the owner of world's biggest torrent site, Kickass arrested in Poland.<br/>
You still doubt Rajinikanth?
Kabali leaked online and the same day the owner of world's biggest torrent site, Kickass arrested in Poland.
You still doubt Rajinikanth?