I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!
I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!
Relative: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!
Relative: What are you doing with your life?
Me: It's a surprise!
I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!
I don't need pepper spray to stop muggers, I just open my wallet and blow the dust in their eyes!
I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!
I think the only girl I know that hasn't said 'you're like a brother to me' is my sister!
By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!
By the time you learn the rules of marriage, you're too old to play the game!
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Good Day!
Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them.
Good Morning & have a Good Day!
Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?<br/>
Pappu: Imagination!
Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
Pappu: Imagination!
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!
The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!