Childhood: My dream car is Ferrari.<br/>
Adulthood: Just bought Verna, always wanted to buy one!
Childhood: My dream car is Ferrari.
Adulthood: Just bought Verna, always wanted to buy one!
I hope that your big birthday involves a cool day and a hot night. 
Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
I hope that your big birthday involves a cool day and a hot night.
Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
One day you'll be just a memory for some. Make it a good one.<br/>
Good Morning & have a nice day!
One day you'll be just a memory for some. Make it a good one.
Good Morning & have a nice day!
Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.<br/>
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
Facebook is like having nosy neighbours who don't really like you.
They just stay connected to look over your wall and see what you're doing!
<b>Attention:</b><br/>
All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.<br/>
No more applicants need apply!
Attention:
All positions for stupid people in my life have been filled.
No more applicants need apply!
What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?<br/>
Al-cohol you!
What do you say when you're gonna drunk dial someone?
Al-cohol you!
People ask me 'Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice.'<br/>
I always reply with 'I am overqualified!'
People ask me "Why are you single? You're attractive, intelligent and nice."
I always reply with "I am overqualified!"
It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
It caused a great deal of trouble for me last night... when my wife asked me if she is fat?
A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, 'Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves.'<br/>
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
A wife visited 5 shops over three hours and finally selected one Saree out of 12 she had shortlisted. The husband settled the bill and commented, "Adam was very lucky because he and Eve used to wear only leaves."
Wife: Who knows how many trees Adam had to climb and finally pluck the leaves Eve chose!
Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!
Life has four pillars - Family, Kindness, Honesty, Humility... but the foundation is always Love!