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When you try to control everything, you enjoy nothing. 
Sometimes you just need to relax, breathe, let go and live in the moment!
When you try to control everything, you enjoy nothing.
Sometimes you just need to relax, breathe, let go and live in the moment!
If the yawning starts, it's time to rest; 
If the yearning starts, it's time to get up. 
So get up and excel. 
Good Morning!
If the yawning starts, it's time to rest;
If the yearning starts, it's time to get up.
So get up and excel.
Good Morning!
At the end of the day: 
Your feet should be dirty; 
Your hair should be messy; 
And your eyes sparkling! 
Good Day!
At the end of the day:
Your feet should be dirty;
Your hair should be messy;
And your eyes sparkling!
Good Day!
Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men? 
Bunty: They're idiots. 
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!
Pinky: What's your opinion of these women who imitate men?
Bunty: They're idiots.
Pinky: Then the imitation is successful!
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.<br/>
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.<br/>
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
A girl and a boy were sitting alone in the garden.
Girl: Do something which makes my heart beat faster.
Boy: Run, your father is coming!
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
After the 4 bottle Vodka song, Russia should have offered Yo Yo Honey Singh Honorary Citizenship?
Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!
Alcohol solves all our life's problems only when we're drunk!
India's debacle against England in Test Series 2014:
BCCI just confirmed that Return tickets of Indian Cricket Team have been booked on Malaysian Airlines!
Harida - Golden colored 
Alampata - Infinite Lord 
Ganapati - Lord of all Gods 
Siddhidata - Giver of Success 
Eshanputra - Son of Lord Shiva 
Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches 
Avighna - Remover of all difciculties & obstacles 
May Lord Ganesha in all His incarnations showers His finest blessings on you! 
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
Harida - Golden colored
Alampata - Infinite Lord
Ganapati - Lord of all Gods
Siddhidata - Giver of Success
Eshanputra - Son of Lord Shiva
Nideeshwaram - Bestower of Treasures & Riches
Avighna - Remover of all difciculties & obstacles
May Lord Ganesha in all His incarnations showers His finest blessings on you!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
'Arctic Ocean has started receding' 
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!
"Arctic Ocean has started receding"
Rumours are Rajini Sir has accepted the Ice Bucket Challenge!

Quotes

A thankful heart is not only the greatest virtue, but the parent of all the other virtues.

Trivia

Sunil Dutt was much more than the suave hero, he was quite the Bollywood baddie! The actor played the role of a dacoit in 20 movies in his career.

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.