Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.<br/>
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Betahasha Gyaan Milta Hai.
Lekin Samajh Mein Nahi Aata, Yeh Gyaan Istmaal Kab Karna Hai... Saara Samay Toh Whatsapp Aur FB Pe Hi Nikal Jaata Hai!
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;<br/>
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;<br/>
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;<br/>
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day;
Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti;
Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti;
Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
Don't look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!
Don't look for a partner who is an eye candy. Look for a partner who is soul food!
A mother may be, educated or uneducated.<br/>
But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life!
A mother may be, educated or uneducated.
But, she has the best guidelines in the world when you fail in your life!
Life is like a parade.<br/>
At the shout of 'About Turn', the last person becomes the first.<br/>
So we really don't know when life will take 'U' turn.<br/>
Never feel inferior or superior.<br/>
Good Morning!
Life is like a parade.
At the shout of 'About Turn', the last person becomes the first.
So we really don't know when life will take 'U' turn.
Never feel inferior or superior.
Good Morning!
Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.<br/>
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
Before marriage, man would awake all night thinking about something you said.
And after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it!
Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:<br/>

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.<br/>

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.<br/>

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.<br/>

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.<br/>

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.<br/>

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.<br/>

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.<br/>

What else you need in life!
Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
What else you need in life!
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;<br/>
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;<br/>
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;<br/>
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!