Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!<br/>
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!!
Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??
Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?<br/>
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
Jeeto: Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle Kyun Nahi Bataya Ki Tumhari Rani Naam Ki Ek Aur Patni Bhi Hai?
Santa: Bataya Toh Tha Tumhe Rani Ki Tarah Rakhunga!
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena<br/>
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?<br/>
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?<br/>
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena
Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho?
Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya?
Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
In a battle between Sleep and Studies,<br/>
Internet always wins!
In a battle between Sleep and Studies,
Internet always wins!
Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?<br/>
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
Maths Teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have?
Pappu: A drinking problem, obviously!
Primary source of income:<br/>
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
Primary source of income:
When your mom gives you money to buy something and doesn't ask for the change back!
When you point a knife at your friend he says,<br/>
'Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!'<br/>
When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,<br/>
'Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!'
When you point a knife at your friend he says,
"Kisi Aur Ko Darana, Iss Se!"
When you point a rubber band at your friend he says,
"Abe Pagal Hai Kya, Mat Kar, Lag Jayegi!"
A brother only learns from his sister. How to love, how to respect and how to admire?<br/>
I was lucky that she also taught me to always be happy.<br/>
Thanks Dear Sister!
A brother only learns from his sister. How to love, how to respect and how to admire?
I was lucky that she also taught me to always be happy.
Thanks Dear Sister!
Think big.<br/>
Think positive.<br/>
Think smart.<br/>
Think beautiful.<br/>
Think great.<br/>
I know, that's a lot to think about.<br/>
So here is a shortcut... just think about me!
Think big.
Think positive.
Think smart.
Think beautiful.
Think great.
I know, that's a lot to think about.
So here is a shortcut... just think about me!
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...<br/>
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete...
Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate