Life will get much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself!
Life will get much better when you stop caring about what everyone thinks, and start to actually live for yourself!
The only way you can respect your dream is to get out of bed and do something about it.<br/>
Good Morning!
The only way you can respect your dream is to get out of bed and do something about it.
Good Morning!
Uncle: What do you do?<br/>
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.<br/>
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?<br/>
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
Uncle: What do you do?
Guy: Main Dard Mein Doobe Logon Ko Dawai Pilata Hun.
Uncle: Doctor Ban Gaye Ho Kya?
Guy: Nahi Uncle, Bar Mein Waiter Hun!
Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!
Bachpan Uss Din Jawaani Mein Badal Geya, Jis Din Namkeen Ko Chakhna Bolna Shuru Kar Diya!
Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?<br/>
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
Diwali Ka Kya Plan Hai?
Pichli Baar Dubai Nahi Gaye The Iss Baar Europe Nahi Jayenge!
Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!
Na Ishq Mein Na Judai Mein, Jo Dard Milta Hai Diwali Ki Safai Mein!
I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.<br/>
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
I request Modi Ji to replace Finance Minister Arun Jaitley with Jay Amit Shah.
I am sure our GDP will grow by 16000% by the end of the year 2018
She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.<br/>
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.<br/>
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
She: We are over. Parents Se Darr Lagta Hai.
After a week she gets a new boyfriend.
Boy (In KBC style): Bahut Hi Umda Kheli Aap... Taaliyan Bajti Rehni Chahiye!
One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...<br/>


The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
One thing that dimwittedness of mine didn't allow me to understand...
The Hon'ble SC says having sex with a married minor wife is rape. Does that mean marriage is OK?
Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, 'Don't eat anything Fatty'<br/>
I said, 'Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?'<br/>
He said, 'No Fatty, don't eat anything!'
Just had a medical checkup. The doctor said, "Don't eat anything Fatty"
I said, "Like Vada Paav, Burger, Pizza?"
He said, "No Fatty, don't eat anything!"