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Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.<br/>
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!
Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.<br/>
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
Boys use the word friendship to start love;<br/>
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
Boys use the word friendship to start love;
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?

ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।। <br/>
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)<br/><br/>
ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।<br/>

Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!
ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।।
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)

ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।
Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,<br/>
And Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today.<br/>
But<br/>
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,<br/>
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
And Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today.
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Patience with family is love;<br/>
Patience with others is respect;<br/>
Patience with self is confidence;<br/>
And patience with GOD is faith!
Patience with family is love;
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with GOD is faith!

Quotes

Meditation is to the mind what exercise is to the body, it warms and invigorates.

Trivia

The song 'Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon' in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song. The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film.

Graffiti

Life is really harmful, people die of it.