Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
Alcohol may be the road to nowhere but at least it's the scenic route!
Sometimes when I have more than Rs. 500 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay!
Sometimes when I have more than Rs. 500 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay!
A woman saying 'I'm not mad at you' is like a dentist saying 'You won't feel a thing!'
A woman saying "I'm not mad at you" is like a dentist saying "You won't feel a thing!"
In life you are either a passenger or a pilot, it's your choice!
In life you are either a passenger or a pilot, it's your choice!
ਪ੍ਰਗਟਿਓ ਮਰਦ ਅਗੰਮੜਾ ਵਰਿਆਮ ਅਕੇਲਾ<br/>
ਵਾਹੁ ਵਾਹੁ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਿੰਘ ਆਪੇ ਗੁਰੂ ਚੇਲਾ।।<br/>
Heartiest Greetings on the Gurpurab of Sahib-e-Kamaal Shri Guru Gobind Singh Ji
ਪ੍ਰਗਟਿਓ ਮਰਦ ਅਗੰਮੜਾ ਵਰਿਆਮ ਅਕੇਲਾ
ਵਾਹੁ ਵਾਹੁ ਗੁਰੂ ਗੋਬਿੰਦ ਸਿੰਘ ਆਪੇ ਗੁਰੂ ਚੇਲਾ।।
Heartiest Greetings on the Gurpurab of Sahib-e-Kamaal Shri Guru Gobind Singh Ji
ਸਾਚੁ ਕਹੋਂ ਸੁਨ ਲੇਹੁ ਸਭੈ ਜਿਨ ਪ੍ਰੇਮ ਕੀਓ ਤਿਨ ਹੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਪਾਇਓ ॥੯॥<br/>
Sach Kahon Sun Leho Sabai Jin Prem Kio Tin Hee Prabh Paio!<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Gurpurab!
ਸਾਚੁ ਕਹੋਂ ਸੁਨ ਲੇਹੁ ਸਭੈ ਜਿਨ ਪ੍ਰੇਮ ਕੀਓ ਤਿਨ ਹੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਪਾਇਓ ॥੯॥
Sach Kahon Sun Leho Sabai Jin Prem Kio Tin Hee Prabh Paio!
Wish you all a very Happy Gurpurab!
ਦੇਹ ਸਿਵਾ ਬਰ ਮੋਹਿ ਇਹੈ ਸੁਭ ਕਰਮਨ ਤੇ ਕਬਹੂੰ ਨ ਟਰੋਂ ॥<br/>
O God, Grant Me This That I May Not Hesitate From Performing Good Actions!<br/>
A Happy Gurpurab to all!
ਦੇਹ ਸਿਵਾ ਬਰ ਮੋਹਿ ਇਹੈ ਸੁਭ ਕਰਮਨ ਤੇ ਕਬਹੂੰ ਨ ਟਰੋਂ ॥
O God, Grant Me This That I May Not Hesitate From Performing Good Actions!
A Happy Gurpurab to all!
O my mind, keep the thoughts of true Lord forever inside you and feel the bliss of peace.<br/>
Wish you a Happy Gurpurab!
O my mind, keep the thoughts of true Lord forever inside you and feel the bliss of peace.
Wish you a Happy Gurpurab!
ਜੋ ਹਮ ਕੋ ਪਰਮੇਸਰ ਉਚਰਿ ਹੈਂ ॥ ਤੇ ਸਭ ਨਰਕਿ ਕੁੰਡ ਮਹਿ ਪਰਿਹੈਂ ॥<br/>
ਮੋ ਕੌ ਦਾਸ ਤਵਨ ਕਾ ਜਾਨੋ ॥ ਯਾ ਮੈ ਭੇਦ ਨ ਰੰਚ ਪਛਾਨੋ ॥੩੨॥<br/>
Whosoever shall call me the Lord, shall fall into hell.<br/>
Consider me as His servant. In this do not have any doubt. 32.<br/>
~ Guru Gobind Singh Ji<br/>
Wish you a Happy Gurpurab!
ਜੋ ਹਮ ਕੋ ਪਰਮੇਸਰ ਉਚਰਿ ਹੈਂ ॥ ਤੇ ਸਭ ਨਰਕਿ ਕੁੰਡ ਮਹਿ ਪਰਿਹੈਂ ॥
ਮੋ ਕੌ ਦਾਸ ਤਵਨ ਕਾ ਜਾਨੋ ॥ ਯਾ ਮੈ ਭੇਦ ਨ ਰੰਚ ਪਛਾਨੋ ॥੩੨॥
Whosoever shall call me the Lord, shall fall into hell.
Consider me as His servant. In this do not have any doubt. 32.
~ Guru Gobind Singh Ji
Wish you a Happy Gurpurab!
I need to start eating more healthily.<br/>
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me!
I need to start eating more healthily.
But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me!