Thought of the day:<br/>
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
Thought of the day:
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry!
Did you know that drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!
Did you know that drinking 2 to 3 glasses of wine per day can reduce your risk of giving a shit!
To all couples:<br/>
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
To all couples:
I think the secret to a successful marriage is low expectations!
A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, and what do you do with a phone without service?<br/>
You play Games!
A relationship without trust is like a phone without service, and what do you do with a phone without service?
You play Games!
Pappu: I love you.<br/>
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?<br/>
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: Meri Chappal Ka Size Pata Hai Na?
Pappu: Lo Kar Lo Baat, Friendship Hui Nahi Farmaishan Shuru!
Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?<br/>
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
Preeto: What should I do when my dishwasher stops working?
Jeeto: Yell at your husband, he will do it!
I'm single, so don't ask me for advice...<br/>
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I promote breakups!
I'm single, so don't ask me for advice...
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I promote breakups!
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!
After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java!
Shame on you beautiful ladies...<br/>

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Days are hotter than you!
Shame on you beautiful ladies...
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Days are hotter than you!
Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!
Most conflicts can be resolved over drinks!