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What's the center of Gravity?
What's the center of Gravity?

I without You and your Love would be like:<br/>
YouTube Without Videos;<br/>
Facebook without Friends;<br/>
Whatsapp with no messages;<br/>
SantaBanta without any humour; 
And Google with No Results.<br/>
So please keep loving me!
I without You and your Love would be like:
YouTube Without Videos;
Facebook without Friends;
Whatsapp with no messages;
SantaBanta without any humour;
And Google with No Results.
So please keep loving me!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.<br/>
Better Luck, next time!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.
Better Luck, next time!
The stars do not desert the dark sky. They instead shine the brightest to remind us that even during the darkest of times, your intelligence, knowledge and wisdom shall stand by you in good stead. 
Good Night!
The stars do not desert the dark sky. They instead shine the brightest to remind us that even during the darkest of times, your intelligence, knowledge and wisdom shall stand by you in good stead.
Good Night!
Sometimes situations arise to where things fall apart so that other things can fall together.<br/>
Have a nice weekend!
Sometimes situations arise to where things fall apart so that other things can fall together.
Have a nice weekend!
Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most. 
~ Lord Gautam Buddha 
Good Morning!
Every morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most.
~ Lord Gautam Buddha
Good Morning!
May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times! 
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
May Lord Ganesha bless you with all worldly posessions and keep you and your family protected from obstacles at all times!
Happy Ganesh Chaturthi!
चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च । 
कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।। 
त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् । 
सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।। 
~  132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana  
The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are: 
Mahotkata Vinayaka 
Mayuresvara 
Gajanana 
Dhumraketu 
May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times! 
Happy Ganesha Chaturthi!
चत्वार्यस्य च रुपाणि चतुर्षु च युगेषु च ।
कृते दशभुजो नाम्ना विनायक इति शृत: ।।
त्रेतायुगे शुक्लवर्णो षड्भुजोसौ मयूरराट् ।
सिन्धुं हत्वापालयत्सः अवतीर्य स्वालये प्रिये।।
~ 132nd chapter of Kridakhanda of Ganesha Purana

The four incarnations of Ganesha, each of which appeared in the four different Yugas, as per the above text are:
Mahotkata Vinayaka
Mayuresvara
Gajanana
Dhumraketu
May all these four Avatras bless you and your family at all times!
Happy Ganesha Chaturthi!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia? 
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
Teacher: How do you spell Czechoslovakia?
Pappu: You never do that. You simply copy paste!
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Quotes

No man can be a good teacher unless he has feelings of warm affection toward his pupils and a genuine desire to impart to them what he believes to be of value.

Trivia

Waheeda Rahman played both mother and lover to Amitabh Bachchan. She played the love interest of Big B in 'Adalat' (1976) and mother in 'Trishul' (1978).

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.