Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.<br/>
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?<br/>
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.<br/>
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.<br/>
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
Girlfriend: Jaanu Apni Ye Diamond Ring Mujhe De Do.
Boyfriend: Kyon Honey?
Girlfriend: Main Roz Ise Dekhakar Tumhein Yaad Karungi.
Boyfriend: Yaad Toh Tum Mujhe Vaise Bhi Karogi.
Girlfriend: Woh Kaise?
Boyfriend: Yeh Sochkar Ki Boyfriend Se Diamond Ring Maangi Thi Aur Usne Nahin Di!
When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.<br/>
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
When I die I don't want to be buried in some crowded cemetery.
I don't do well among large groups of random strangers!
What did one plate say to the other?<br/>
Dinner's on me!
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner's on me!
Social Media:<br/>
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
Social Media:
A place to pretend you're someone you're not to impress strangers you don't even know!
I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.<br/>
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It's called beer!
I have found an easy way to convert ounces into pounds.
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It's called beer!
Thank You,<br/>
For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, accept my thanks and gratitude, my dear family!
Thank You,
For all these years of moral support and unswerving loyalty, accept my thanks and gratitude, my dear family!
Life may not be the party you hoped for;<br/>
But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.<br/>
Always remember you are the DJ of your life!
Life may not be the party you hoped for;
But that doesn't mean you stop the celebration.
Always remember you are the DJ of your life!
Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, it means you still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.<br/>
Good Morning!
Be grateful that you don't have everything you want, it means you still have an opportunity to be happier tomorrow than you are today.
Good Morning!
Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing and fabulous niece... who is just like her wonderful, amazing and fabulous Aunt.
Happy Birthday to my wonderful, amazing and fabulous niece... who is just like her wonderful, amazing and fabulous Aunt.
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<br/>
Wife: Shut Aap!
Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
Wife: Shut Aap!