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Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice? 
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other. 
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice. 
Santa: Why? 
Banta: So that I can delete one!
Banta: Why do you send all the messages to me, twice?
Santa: So that you keep one and forward the other.
Banta: Stupid... then you shall send it to me thrice.
Santa: Why?
Banta: So that I can delete one!
Koi Pathar Se Na Maare, Mere Dewaane Ko...
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Nuclear Power Ka Jamaana Hai, Bomb Se Udaa Do Saale Ko!
Technology Shloka:
Karagre Vasate Android
Karmadhye Whatsapp
Karmule tu Facebookum
Prabhate Mobile Darshanum!
Never trust hair dressers... they are always talking behind your back!
Never trust hair dressers... they are always talking behind your back!
Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego. 
Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!
Life is a constant conflict between Love and Ego.
Love always wants to say Sorry and Ego always wants to hear it!
On a highway, drive as fast as you can; but you'll still find someone ahead of you... this is true in life, too. 
You can't get ahead of everyone. So enjoy the safe and long drive of life!
On a highway, drive as fast as you can; but you'll still find someone ahead of you... this is true in life, too.
You can't get ahead of everyone. So enjoy the safe and long drive of life!
Dr. Manmohan Singh: I don't have anything to hide.
Sunny Leone: Same here!
Obstacles do not block the path. They are the path. 
Good Morning!
Obstacles do not block the path. They are the path.
Good Morning!
I have four identical brothers. I don't get out as much as them. 
While the four of them go around, I sleep quietly in the dark. I am often forgotten about but in times of trouble
I shall be woken up and called upon to save the day. 
What am I?
I have four identical brothers. I don't get out as much as them.
While the four of them go around, I sleep quietly in the dark. I am often forgotten about but in times of trouble I shall be woken up and called upon to save the day.
What am I?

Another year older, another year wiser. Well, at least you are growing up to be what you were meant to be - the hottest girl around. 
Happy birthday, gorgeous!
Another year older, another year wiser. Well, at least you are growing up to be what you were meant to be - the hottest girl around.
Happy birthday, gorgeous!

Quotes

Love is a serious mental disease.

Trivia

When the moon is directly overhead, we weigh slightly less.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.