Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
Surround yourself with people who have issues.
Because people who have issues always have alcohol!
What did the biologist wear on his first date?<br/>
Designer genes!
What did the biologist wear on his first date?
Designer genes!
Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.
Banta: Why?
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?
Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.<br/>
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - 'Kamal Ko Vote Dein!'
Kamal Haasan has launched his own party.
That's so selfish of him... considering BJP has been promoting him since 1980 by telling voters - "Kamal Ko Vote Dein!"
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says, `Wow, that's got to be the fastest we ever got to the accident site!
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.<br/>
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
Ever since they've found out that Abhishek Singhvi's wife has purchased 6 items from stores of Nirav Modi, I'm really scared about my connections with the absconding Vijay Mallya.
I've purchased loads of Kingfisher beer till now!
Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?<br/>
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
Friend: What is the craziest thing you've done for Chai?
Me: Mummy - Papa Ke Saath Ladki Dekhne Chala Gaya Tha Ek Baar!
The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
The pen tied to a thread in the PNB branch was a Rotomac!
Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!
Until you change your thinking, you will always recycle your experiences!
For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.<br/>
But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.<br/>
Good Morning!
For one who wins without a problem, it is just Victory.
But for one who wins with lots of troubles, that is History.
Good Morning!