Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!
Children are a great comfort in your old age. And they help you get there faster, too!
Women are like Bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men!
Women are like Bacon. They look good, smell good, taste good and slowly kill men!
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes, the 'M' is silent!
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!
If your religion is worth killing for, please start with yourself!
To my Wonderful Wife: 
Just like Wine gets better as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with each passing day!
To my Wonderful Wife:
Just like Wine gets better as it gets older, you keep getting so beautiful with age. I fall a little more in love with you with each passing day!
Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true. 
I Love You!
Every moment spent with you is like a beautiful dream come true.
I Love You!
Sleep like a Bird; 
Shine like a Star; 
And dream like a Kid. 
Good Night!
Sleep like a Bird;
Shine like a Star;
And dream like a Kid.
Good Night!
Modi starts his 9th month, expected to deliver very soon!
Modi starts his 9th month, expected to deliver very soon!
LV Belt 40k
Ted Shoes 22k
Armani Suit 30k
Omega Watch 60k
Friend meets you and say "C***iya Lag Raha hai" - Priceless!
BJP launched Kiran Bedi (KB) as Delhi CM candidate.
RAHUL GANDHI is thinking of bringing in Mandira Bedi (MB) as Delhi CM.
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