Husband: Can we eat outside today?<br/>
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?<br/>
Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
Husband: Can we eat outside today?
Wife: Why? Are you bored with my cooking?
Husband: Nahi, Bas Aaj Bartan Saaf Karne Ka Mann Nahi Hai!
Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali!
Say No to piracy. Do not download the Internet from Kabali!
Tip to all men:<br/>
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
Tip to all men:
Her nagging is a sign that she cares. Silence means she is plotting your death!
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.<br/>
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!
A baby can drink a bottle, fall asleep and people say it's cute.
If I do it, I'm an alcoholic!
What's the difference between sun and bun?<br/>
Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.<br/>
Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
What's the difference between sun and bun?
Sun rises in the East and sets in the West.
Bun rises in the yeast and sets in the waist!
I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.<br/>
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It's called Facebook!
I've found Paradise - where all wives are lovely, all husbands are loving and all children are angels.
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It's called Facebook!
I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?<br/>
She texted back - ¥ € $
I texted my Darling if she loved me more than my money?
She texted back - ¥ € $
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!
Finding friends with the same mental disorder is priceless!
You are a good person when circumstances suit your temper, but you become an excellent person when you make your temper suitable to any circumstances.<br/>
Good Morning & have a great day ahead!
You are a good person when circumstances suit your temper, but you become an excellent person when you make your temper suitable to any circumstances.
Good Morning & have a great day ahead!
While driving on the road:<br/>
Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators? <br/>
Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?<br/>
Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.<br/>
Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!
While driving on the road:
Husband: Why don't you use turn indicators?
Wife: What do you mean use turn indicators... why should I?
Husband:-So those other drivers know which way you will turn.
Wife: Where I am going is nobody's business!