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Burst the Indian crackers, light up the trees;<br/>
They shouldn't be Chinese even if they're free.<br/>
Our enemy shouldn't harness our Diwali festival;<br/>
Think of our armed forces and support our economy.<br/>
Happy Diwali!
Burst the Indian crackers, light up the trees;
They shouldn't be Chinese even if they're free.
Our enemy shouldn't harness our Diwali festival;
Think of our armed forces and support our economy.
Happy Diwali!
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.<br/>
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Banta: My wife is too good. She can talk on any subject for hours.
Santa: Ahh! my wife is better, she does not even need a subject to talk about!
Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.<br/>
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
Ganpati, Laughing Buddha, Santa-Claus or Kuber.
They're a few of the most popular Gods who're in the heavier side. So don't get hassled if you are a few pounds overweight!
Husband: Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
Wife: Jao, Ja Kar Bartan Saaf Kar Do.
Husband: Neend Mein Bol Raha Hun, Pagli!
Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.<br/>
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
Loveless life is like a fruitless tree but friendless life is like a rootless tree.
Tree can live without fruit but not without roots!
Boys use the word friendship to start love;<br/>
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
Boys use the word friendship to start love;
But girls use the word friendship to end love!
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?

ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।। <br/>
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)<br/><br/>
ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।<br/>

Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!
ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।।
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)

ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।
Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!

Quotes

Courage and perseverance have a magical talisman, before which difficulties disappear and obstacles vanish into air.

Trivia

Regular consumption of processed meats (bacon, hot dogs, ham, sausage, etc) can lead to a higher risk of prostate cancer.

Graffiti

Life is really harmful, people die of it.