Pappu: You remember that girl who said: 'I can't live without you'?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!
Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
Bunty: Yeah.
Pappu: She is still alive!
Best beverage recipe for summers:<br/>
* 2 part Lemons<br/>
* Chaat Masala<br/>
* 1 Ginger<br/>
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup<br/>
* A little soda<br/>
* Ice Cubes<br/>
* Ice Shaker<br/>
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
Best beverage recipe for summers:
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!
Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!
Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!
Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!
You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!
You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!
Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.<br/>
Good Morning!
Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
Good Morning!
A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
A man`s face is his autobiography;
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
During a heated argument, God may see everything,  but neighbours hear more!
During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more!
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked