My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
My wife is so sweet, every day she asks me what I want to have for dinner and then tells me to get it packed on the way back home!
Whatever your troubles, the answer is never at the bottom of a bottle.<br/>
It's usually about halfway down the second!
Whatever your troubles, the answer is never at the bottom of a bottle.
It's usually about halfway down the second!
Why couldn't the teacher get the class to focus?
He couldn't control his pupils!
On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!
On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women!
Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.<br/>
Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.<br/>
Mom: Fite Munh!
Mom: Dekh Beta Us Ladki Ko Paralysis Ho Geya Hai. Munh Tedha Ho Geya Hai, Honth Bhi Pichak Gaye Hain, Aankhein Bhi Tedhi Ho Gayi Hain. Chalo Uski Madad Karte Hain.
Son: Mom Woh Ladki Selfi Le Rahi Hai.
Mom: Fite Munh!
Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.<br/>
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!
Doctor: Kya Khaaya Tha?
Girl: I ate hamburger, french fries, a corn pizza and had a coke.
Doctor: Instagram Nahi Hai Yeh, Asli Mein Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Tinde Ki Sabzi!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
There should be a summer camp for adults where you just go and sleep for 3 weeks!
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...<br/>
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Yes, Ma'am!
My wife is a boss but I always have a final word...
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Yes, Ma'am!
Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
Marriage is like a seahorse, you can willingly run away, but you can never be geographical unpleasant!
May Lord Hanuman bless your life with happiness, peace and prosperity.<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Hanuman Jayanti!
May Lord Hanuman bless your life with happiness, peace and prosperity.
Wish you all a very Happy Hanuman Jayanti!