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It isn't easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time!
It isn't easy to keep your mouth and your mind open at the same time!
At a playhouse theatre in Boston: Fix this toilet!
The response: We're actors, not plumbers.
The response to the response: Then act like plumbers!
Shit-house poets when they die
Should have erected where they lie
In memory of their caustic wit
Where they lie every dipped
A monument of solid shit!
The world if full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one. 
Good Morning!
The world if full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one.
Good Morning!
He showed us the way; 
He has long been gone; 
And yet in our hearts; 
His name shines on. 
Wish you a blessed and Holy Friday!
He showed us the way;
He has long been gone;
And yet in our hearts;
His name shines on.
Wish you a blessed and Holy Friday!
May you spend this day in fasting, prayer, repentance and meditation to commemorate on the agony and suffering of Christ on the cross. 
Have a blessed Good Friday!
May you spend this day in fasting, prayer, repentance and meditation to commemorate on the agony and suffering of Christ on the cross.
Have a blessed Good Friday!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son
to be crucified and perished for the sins of the world; and thus saved humanity. 
May God bless us on the occasion of Good Friday!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son to be crucified and perished for the sins of the world; and thus saved humanity.
May God bless us on the occasion of Good Friday!
Thinking of you on and praying that the Lord keeps you
in His loving care always! 
May Jesus bless you on Good Friday!
Thinking of you on and praying that the Lord keeps you in His loving care always!
May Jesus bless you on Good Friday!
Pappu to his girlfriend, 'Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven.' 
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
Pappu to his girlfriend, "Oh Dear, just say a few words that will mean heaven."
Girlfriend: Go and shoot yourself!
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator. 
Shopkeeper: Casio? 
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator.
Shopkeeper: Casio?
Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?

Quotes

Snow on Christmas means Easter will be green.

Trivia

Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors.

Graffiti

Work in bakery if you knead dough.