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Irony of life:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
Irony of life:
Priyanka Chopra earned more money acting as Mary Kom than Mary Kom earned in her entire career by actually being herself!
Daughter-in-law: Mom, is my nose flat?
Mother in law: No Baby!
Daughter-in-law: Am I fat like a Baby Elephant?
Mother-in-law: You have a fine physique, you're like a Barbie Doll.
Daughter-in-law: Am I dark-complexioned?
Mother-in-law: No no, you are so fair.
Daughter-in-law: Then why people tell me that you look exactly like your mother-in-law?
Mother-in-law: Laawan Jutti, Bandri Jaee, Majj kisay thaan di... Kali Habhshan... Kidaan Bakwaas Kardi ae!
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?<br/>

Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion?
Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
Never choose a friend before having complete understanding;<br/>
And never lose a friend because of a small misunderstanding!
Never choose a friend before having complete understanding;
And never lose a friend because of a small misunderstanding!
If kisses were rain, I would send you showers;<br/>
If missing you were moments, I did spend you hours;<br/>
If  love were a spark, I would set the world on fire!
If kisses were rain, I would send you showers;
If missing you were moments, I did spend you hours;
If love were a spark, I would set the world on fire!
Always have:<br/>

S: Sweet<br/>
M: Memories<br/>
I: In<br/>
L: Life for<br/>
E: Everyone
Always have:
S: Sweet
M: Memories
I: In
L: Life for
E: Everyone
What is always coming but never arrives?
What is always coming but never arrives?

Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.<br/>
So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.<br/>
Good Morning!
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets.
So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
Good Morning!
Speech has a great impact.<br/>
Those who speak rudely cannot even sell Honey;<br/>
But those who speak sweetly can sell Chillies also!
Speech has a great impact.
Those who speak rudely cannot even sell Honey;
But those who speak sweetly can sell Chillies also!
'Relations' walk lightly into our life and slowly into our heart.<br/>
At first, we never care who they are. Later... without them, we don't know who we are.<br/>

Good Day!
'Relations' walk lightly into our life and slowly into our heart.
At first, we never care who they are. Later... without them, we don't know who we are.
Good Day!

Quotes

It is easier to prevent bad habits than to break them.

Trivia

Salman Khan likes to collect soaps. In his bathroom, there is a collection of all kinds of handmade and herbal soaps. His favorites are soaps made from natural fruit and vegetable extracts.

Graffiti

A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!