Clean SMS (Page 4)

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How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?
How come Soy sauce is black and Soy Milk is white when Soybeans are Green?
For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction... plus a social Media's overreaction!
You know who is the best couple in the world?
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Smile and Tears!
They're rarely seen together... but when they combine it's the best moment of our life!
Good luck happens when preparedness meets opportunity.<br/>
Best of Luck!
Good luck happens when preparedness meets opportunity.
Best of Luck!
That special day is here again the day we took our vows;<br/>
You're just as special to me today as you still get me aroused.<br/> 
Happy anniversary, my love!
That special day is here again the day we took our vows;
You're just as special to me today as you still get me aroused.
Happy anniversary, my love!
When eyes struggle to remain open;<br/>
When mind shuts off completely;<br/>
It's a signal to renew your energy;<br/>
By sleeping and dreaming endlessly.<br/>
Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
When eyes struggle to remain open;
When mind shuts off completely;
It's a signal to renew your energy;
By sleeping and dreaming endlessly.
Good Night and Sweet Dreams!
Santa: What is first aid? 
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
Santa: What is first aid?
Banta: It's when you get AIDS for the first time!
Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this?
Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world.
Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!
To live a life of gratitude is to catch a glimpse of heaven. 
Many Blessings to you on this Thanksgiving Day!
To live a life of gratitude is to catch a glimpse of heaven.
Many Blessings to you on this Thanksgiving Day!
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you!

Quotes

Perfection is not attainable. But if we chase perfection, we can catch excellence.

Trivia

More than twice as much chocolate is sold for Halloween than for Valentines Day.

Graffiti

In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes!