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Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening; it just stops you from enjoying the good!
Worrying won't stop the bad stuff from happening; it just stops you from enjoying the good!
Hope you wake-up feeling like a blank canvas and paint yourself a beautiful today. 
Have a good day!
Hope you wake-up feeling like a blank canvas and paint yourself a beautiful today.
Have a good day!
Health is the greatest gift;<br/>
Contentment the greatest wealth;<br/>
And faithfulness the best relationship!
Health is the greatest gift;
Contentment the greatest wealth;
And faithfulness the best relationship!
११ ਭਾਦਰੋ<br/><br/>
ਬਹਤੀ ਮਨਸਾ ਰਾਖਹੁ ਬਾਂਧਿ ।। (ਅੰਗ - ३४३ )<br/><br/>
ਸਰੀਰਕ ਇੰਦ੍ਰਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਕਾਬੂ ਵਿਚ ਰਖੋ।<br/><br/>
Behti Mansa Rakho Bandh ।।<br/><br/>
Translation: 
Keep your pulsating desires restrained!
११ ਭਾਦਰੋ

ਬਹਤੀ ਮਨਸਾ ਰਾਖਹੁ ਬਾਂਧਿ ।। (ਅੰਗ - ३४३ )

ਸਰੀਰਕ ਇੰਦ੍ਰਿਆ ਨੂੰ ਕਾਬੂ ਵਿਚ ਰਖੋ।

Behti Mansa Rakho Bandh ।।

Translation:
Keep your pulsating desires restrained!
Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes see is darkness!
Faith is seeing light with your heart when all your eyes see is darkness!
The future starts today, not tomorrow. 
Good Morning!
The future starts today, not tomorrow.
Good Morning!
Meanwhile in Punjab: 
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna. 
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
Meanwhile in Punjab:
Doctor: Yeh Goli 'Tongue' ke Niche Rakhna.
Santa: Kehdi Tang, Left ya Right?
May your life be some day as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook!
Wife = 1/2 Husband 
So 2 Wives = Husband 
Also Wife = X Girlfriend 
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband 
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Wife = 1/2 Husband
So 2 Wives = Husband
Also Wife = X Girlfriend
Therefore 2x Girlfriend = Husband
and so X = Husband/2 Girlfriends
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!
Ice Bucket Challenge is fine... but an 8 piece KFC Bucket Challenge sounds more interesting!

Quotes

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer.

Trivia

To remove Ink from Clothes:
Put Toothpaste on the Ink Spots generously and let it dry completely, then wash.

Graffiti

Glass house jokes are always transparent.