I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you!
The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!
The problem with trouble shooting marriage is that... Trouble shoots back!
Things in my bucket list:<br/>

1. Mug<br/>
2. Soap<br/>
3. Loofah
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Things in my bucket list:
1. Mug
2. Soap
3. Loofah ========
Me: I want to be like Hemingway.<br/>
Friend: A writer?<br/>
Me: No. An alcoholic!
Me: I want to be like Hemingway.
Friend: A writer?
Me: No. An alcoholic!
Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!
Listen honey! The outfit is by Christian Dior and the body is by Lindt Chocolate!
In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!
When I was young I kept asking myself what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I know the answer: I want to be young!
When I was young I kept asking myself what I wanted to be when I grew up. Now I know the answer: I want to be young!
Many obstacles may come on our way, no matter whatever it is, just go along and face it.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Great Day!
Many obstacles may come on our way, no matter whatever it is, just go along and face it.
Good Morning & have a Great Day!
Idea is merging with Vodafone.<br/>
Chances are that Abhishek Bachchan would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!
Idea is merging with Vodafone.
Chances are that Abhishek Bachchan would lose his job to a dog and you think that your life sucks!
Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!
Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments!