Agar 'I Love You' Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gaye Ho Aur Crush Nahi Patt Rahi... To Ek Baar 'Tum Patli Ho Gayi Ho Bol Ke Dekho'.<br/>
Awww... Karte Hue Gale Laga Legi!
Agar "I Love You" Bol-Bol Ke Thak Gaye Ho Aur Crush Nahi Patt Rahi... To Ek Baar "Tum Patli Ho Gayi Ho Bol Ke Dekho".
Awww... Karte Hue Gale Laga Legi!
<b>At a Motor Driving School:</b><br/>
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?<br/>
Lady: I will hit my husband!<br/>
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
At a Motor Driving School:
Officer: If you are driving fast and suddenly see your husband and brother walking in your way. What should you hit first?
Lady: I will hit my husband!
Officer: Mam, this is 3rd time I am telling you, you should hit the brake first!
<b>Irony of Life:</b><br/>
Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them.<br/>
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!
Irony of Life:
Remember those days when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them.
Now they put everything on Facebook and get mad when people don't read them!
Practice the pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause. And when you pause, pray!
Practice the pause. When in doubt, pause. When angry, pause. When tired, pause. When stressed, pause. And when you pause, pray!
A beautiful life does not just happen... it's built daily with love, laughter, sacrifice, patience, grace, and forgiveness.<br/>
Good Morning!
A beautiful life does not just happen... it's built daily with love, laughter, sacrifice, patience, grace, and forgiveness.
Good Morning!
<b>At a funeral:</b><br/>
A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?<br/>
Priest: Respect the dead!<br/>
Visitor: All small letters?
At a funeral:
A visitor: What's the WiFi password here?
Priest: Respect the dead!
Visitor: All small letters?
<b>Statistical Data of Different types of phone call duration:</b><br/>

Boy to Boy - 00:00:59<br/>
Boy to Mom - 00:00:50<br/>
Boy to Dad - 00:00:30<br/>
Boy to Girl - 01:23:59<br/>
Girl to Girl - 05:29:59<br/>
Girl to Boy - Missed call<br/>
Husband to Wife - 00:00:03<br/>
Wife to Husband - 14 Missed Calls
Statistical Data of Different types of phone call duration:
Boy to Boy - 00:00:59
Boy to Mom - 00:00:50
Boy to Dad - 00:00:30
Boy to Girl - 01:23:59
Girl to Girl - 05:29:59
Girl to Boy - Missed call
Husband to Wife - 00:00:03
Wife to Husband - 14 Missed Calls
In South Indian Wedding Cards, RSVP  stands for Rasam, Sambar, Vada, Payasam.<br/>
In Gujarati RSVP: Roti, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.<br/>
And in Punjabi Wedding Cards RSVP stands for  Rum, Scotch, Vodka and Patiala Pegs!
In South Indian Wedding Cards, RSVP stands for Rasam, Sambar, Vada, Payasam.
In Gujarati RSVP: Roti, Shaak, Vaal, Patra.
And in Punjabi Wedding Cards RSVP stands for Rum, Scotch, Vodka and Patiala Pegs!
A couple had 7 children. Someone asked them - how different was it to raise the first child from the last child.<br/><br/>
The couple replied, 'If the first child as much as even hiccuped, we would call an ambulance. By the time we had the seventh, if a child swallowed a coin, it would be deducted from his pocket money!'
A couple had 7 children. Someone asked them - how different was it to raise the first child from the last child.

The couple replied, "If the first child as much as even hiccuped, we would call an ambulance. By the time we had the seventh, if a child swallowed a coin, it would be deducted from his pocket money!"
God never sends you in a situation alone. God goes before you. He stands beside you. He walks behind you. Whatever situation you might right now, be confident, God is with you!
God never sends you in a situation alone. God goes before you. He stands beside you. He walks behind you. Whatever situation you might right now, be confident, God is with you!