I don't understand that when girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous; but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown, it's all panic and screaming!
I don't understand that when girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous; but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown, it's all panic and screaming!
Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!
Sports are mostly about people trying to stop each other from completing very simple tasks!
The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.<br/>
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.<br/>
Then everything crashed. Of course, it was a user error!
The first computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve.
It was an Apple with extremely limited memory: just one bite.
Then everything crashed. Of course, it was a user error!
Ideas are dime a dozen. What really matters is execution!
Ideas are dime a dozen. What really matters is execution!
Just like the froth in beer rises to the top of the glass and disappears, I wish that all your worries and fears disappear as the evening fills up your glass of life.<br/>
Good Evening!
Just like the froth in beer rises to the top of the glass and disappears, I wish that all your worries and fears disappear as the evening fills up your glass of life.
Good Evening!
Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!
Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;<br/>
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings!
I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings!
Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!
Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?<br/>
Me: Haan.<br/>
Mom: Gajrela.<br/>
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.<br/>
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?
Me: Haan.
Mom: Gajrela.
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!