Clean SMS (Page 5)

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Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.<br/>
Husband: I am curious to see it.<br/>
Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
Wife: I've bought you a beautiful surprise for your birthday, it has just arrived.
Husband: I am curious to see it.
Wife: Wait a minute and I will put it on.
When you fall down while your iPhone 6 is in your pocket and you hear a crack, your first prayer is: "Lord, please let that be my leg!"
Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||<br/><br/>

ਸੁਖੁ ਦੁਖੁ ਜਿਹ ਪਰਸੈ ਨਹੀ ਲੋਭੁ ਮੋਹੁ ਅਭਿਮਾਨੁ ॥<br/>
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਸੁਨੁ ਰੇ ਮਨਾ ਸੋ ਮੂਰਤਿ ਭਗਵਾਨ ॥੧੩॥<br/><br/>

Sukh Dhukh Jih Parasai Nehee Lobh Mohu Abhimaan ||<br/>
Kahu Naanak Sun Rae Manaa So Moorath Bhagavaan ||13||<br/><br/>

One who is not touched by pleasure or pain, greed, emotional attachment and egotistical pride,<br/>
Says Nanak, listen, mind: he is the very image of God. ||13||
Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||

ਸੁਖੁ ਦੁਖੁ ਜਿਹ ਪਰਸੈ ਨਹੀ ਲੋਭੁ ਮੋਹੁ ਅਭਿਮਾਨੁ ॥
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਸੁਨੁ ਰੇ ਮਨਾ ਸੋ ਮੂਰਤਿ ਭਗਵਾਨ ॥੧੩॥

Sukh Dhukh Jih Parasai Nehee Lobh Mohu Abhimaan ||
Kahu Naanak Sun Rae Manaa So Moorath Bhagavaan ||13||

One who is not touched by pleasure or pain, greed, emotional attachment and egotistical pride,
Says Nanak, listen, mind: he is the very image of God. ||13||
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger. <br/>
You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.
I am the beginning of sorrow, and the end of sickness. You cannot express happiness without me, yet I am in the midst of crosses. I am always in risk, yet never in danger.
You may find me in the sun, but I am never out of darkness.

Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone;<br/>
Too often we're too stubborn to say, 'Sorry, I was wrong';<br/>
Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts;<br/>
And we let the most foolish things tear us apart !
Too often we don't realize what we have until it's gone;
Too often we're too stubborn to say, "Sorry, I was wrong";
Too often it seems we hurt the ones closest to our hearts;
And we let the most foolish things tear us apart !
The only time am not thinking about you is when am sleeping... because that's when I am dream of you.<br/>
Good Night!
The only time am not thinking about you is when am sleeping... because that's when I am dream of you.
Good Night!
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.<br/>
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
Jeeto: You didn't have a rag on your back when I married you.
Santa: Anyway, I've plenty of them now!
"What did you buy your husband for his birthday?"
"Well, knowing he wanted a diary, I bought him one that locked; he's so particular about his notes."
"And surely you bought something for yourself?"
"Oh, yes; I bought myself a duplicate key for the diary."
Ik Ta Pehla Hi Mood Off Hunda Utto Ghar De Moongi Masri Bana Lainde Aa!
Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.<br/>
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?<br/>
Pappu I don't know.<br/>
Examiner: You  have failed. What's your name?<br/>
Pappu: See my legs!
Pappu in Bio Practical Exam.
Examiner: See the bird's leg and tell name?
Pappu I don't know.
Examiner: You have failed. What's your name?
Pappu: See my legs!

Quotes

If you put off everything till you're sure of it, you'll get nothing done.

Trivia

Salman Khan likes to collect soaps. In his bathroom, there is a collection of all kinds of handmade and herbal soaps. His favorites are soaps made from natural fruit and vegetable extracts.

Graffiti

A closed mouth gathers no foot!