Clean SMS (Page 5)

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There were five men going to Church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry. 
Why?
There were five men going to Church and it started to rain. The four that ran got wet and the one that stood still stayed dry.
Why?

Perspicacious Polly Perkins Purchased,<br/>
Peter Piper's Pickled Products And Peddled,<br/>
Pretty Popular Pickles To Produce A Pretty Proper Profit!
Perspicacious Polly Perkins Purchased,
Peter Piper's Pickled Products And Peddled,
Pretty Popular Pickles To Produce A Pretty Proper Profit!
Happiness doesn't follow the laws of Mathematics. When you start dividing happiness among others, it actually multiplies. 
Have a happy weekend!
Happiness doesn't follow the laws of Mathematics. When you start dividing happiness among others, it actually multiplies.
Have a happy weekend!
Words are under your control until you utter them but you come under their control once you have uttered them!
Words are under your control until you utter them but you come under their control once you have uttered them!
The person who gives you unexpressed happiness will always be the reason for your unexpressed sadness!
The person who gives you unexpressed happiness will always be the reason for your unexpressed sadness!
If life on Earth is temporary. What makes you think that your problems are permanent!
If life on Earth is temporary. What makes you think that your problems are permanent!
Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours? 
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair. 
Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?  
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!
Lady 1: I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?
Lady 2: Yes, it is a lock of my husband's hair.
Lady 1: But your husband is still alive?
Lady 2: Yes, but his hair are gone!
The advantage of exercising every day is you die healthier!
The advantage of exercising every day is you die healthier!
Bride: Mu hubby is perfectly wonderful to me, mother. He gives me everything I ask for.
Mother: That merely shows, my dear child, that you are not asking enough!
I love everybody. 
Some I love to be around; 
Some I love to avoid; 
And others I would love to punch in the face!
I love everybody.
Some I love to be around;
Some I love to avoid;
And others I would love to punch in the face!

Quotes

The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others.

Trivia

Studies show that people who spend more time on the Internet are more likely to develop social problems and self-esteem issues.

Graffiti

If you smuggle cars into the country, are you trafficking?