I just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online and she said,<br/>
'She will work from home!'
I just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online and she said,
"She will work from home!"
I got a call from HR consultant. She asked me, 'Are you looking for a change?'<br/>
I said, 'Yes I have Rs. 2000 and want change.'<br/>
I don't know why she disconnected the call!
I got a call from HR consultant. She asked me, "Are you looking for a change?"
I said, "Yes I have Rs. 2000 and want change."
I don't know why she disconnected the call!
A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.<br/>
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, 'There is nothing in your case'.<br/>
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, 'I know there is nothing'. <br/>
The Judge thereupon observed, 'Then why did you file it?' <br/>
Pat came the reply from lawyer: 'Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine'!
A lawyer was once arguing a matter for admission.
The Judge, after perusing the judgment, remarked, "There is nothing in your case".
To which, the lawyer promptly replied, "I know there is nothing".
The Judge thereupon observed, "Then why did you file it?"
Pat came the reply from lawyer: "Because the client wanted your Lordship's opinion and not mine"!
Today's reality:<br/>
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi The?<br/>
Kalia: Sirf Do Aadmi, Sardar.<br/>
Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM!
Today's reality:
Gabbar: Kitne Aadmi The?
Kalia: Sirf Do Aadmi, Sardar.
Gabbar dropped everything and ran to the ATM!
My extensive research has emphatically deuced that it is religion that divides people and humor that unites them!
My extensive research has emphatically deuced that it is religion that divides people and humor that unites them!
A brilliant thought:<br/>
If banks charge us for insufficient funds why don't we charge them for insufficient cash?
A brilliant thought:
If banks charge us for insufficient funds why don't we charge them for insufficient cash?
Finance Minister says people's problems are only for one or two quarters.<br/>
Actually he is right because after one or two quarters usually people forget all their problems!
Finance Minister says people's problems are only for one or two quarters.
Actually he is right because after one or two quarters usually people forget all their problems!
<b>A new survey by Modi Government:</b><br/>
How much  satisfied  you are  with  demonetisation?<br/>
<b>A)</b> 100%<br/>
<b>B)</b> A<br/>
<b>C)</b> B<br/>
<b>D)</b> C
A new survey by Modi Government:
How much satisfied you are with demonetisation?
A) 100%
B) A
C) B
D) C
Before getting married Yuvraj Singh was having 'Hazel' free life. Now 'Keech Keech' begins!
Before getting married Yuvraj Singh was having "Hazel" free life. Now "Keech Keech" begins!
Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?
Santa: I really need some space in our marriage.
Jeeto: They why don't you join NASA?