Clean SMS (Page 5)

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You are the one who is Charming,
You are the one who is Intelligent,
Your are the one who is Cute.
And I am the one who is...
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spreading these rumours!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.<br/>

Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.<br/>

Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Boy: I deleted some pics from my mobile.
Girl: Why did you delete them? We should save memory.
Boy: Yeah, that's what I did...saved memory!
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...<br/>

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to take it back from any Woman!
Diamonds are the hardest substance in the world...
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to take it back from any Woman!
Height of Courage:
Senior student during ragging says, "In your marriage I will kiss your Wife.
Junior : Fine but I will marry your sister..."Now take as many kisses as you wish!"
Is it hot in here or it's just me!
She is hot!<br/>
She is sweet!<br/>
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss!<br/>
Whole world is Mad 4 her!<br/>
Who?<br/>
Who is she?<br/>
Do you know?<br/>
She is hot!
She is sweet!
She always Needs A lip 4 kiss!
Whole world is Mad 4 her!
Who?
Who is she?
Do you know?


How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck,<br/>

If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?<br/>

He Would Chuck, He Would, As Much As He Could,<br/>

And Chuck As Much Wood As A Woodchuck Would,<br/>

If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.
How Much Wood Would A Woodchuck Chuck,
If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood?
He Would Chuck, He Would, As Much As He Could,
And Chuck As Much Wood As A Woodchuck Would,
If A Woodchuck Could Chuck Wood.
Evolution of MAN:
Before meeting her, Spider Man;
After meeting her, Gentleman; During wedding, Superman;
Soon after marriage, Watchman;
After a few years, Batman (the one army officers have)!
Yesterday is for Memories;<br/>
Tomorrow is an Imagination; <br/>
But today is a Real Gift;<br/>

Have a pleasant day!
Yesterday is for Memories;
Tomorrow is an Imagination;
But today is a Real Gift;
Have a pleasant day!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.<br/>
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?<br/>
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!
Pappu left the examination Hall within 15 minutes.
Examiner: What happened? You don't know the answers?
Pappu: No No. Nothing like that. It's that I have to prepare for the next Exam!

Quotes

We never know the love of our parents for us till we have become parents.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

If it weren't for the rains, people would be all dry.