Clean SMS (Page 6)

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May your days be filled with many happy hours;<br/>

And your life with many happy birthdays.<br/>

Happy Birthday!
May your days be filled with many happy hours;
And your life with many happy birthdays.
Happy Birthday!
You are simply out of this world and yet, you are the best Dad on the planet.<br/>
Happy Birthday Dad!
You are simply out of this world and yet, you are the best Dad on the planet.
Happy Birthday Dad!
Joy with smile you make and night good say to wanted just I that out find you when funny it find will you.<br/>

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Read it backwards!
Joy with smile you make and night good say to wanted just I that out find you when funny it find will you.
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Working for success will make you a Master;<br/>
But working for satisfaction will make you a Legend.<br/>

Good Morning!
Working for success will make you a Master;
But working for satisfaction will make you a Legend.
Good Morning!
Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?<br/>
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy?
Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!
Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?<br/>
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?<br/>
Pinky: Come the day before, then!
Pinky to her boyfriend: Will you take me for a drive on Friday?
Boyfriend: Yes, but suppose it rains?
Pinky: Come the day before, then!
Since ladies aren't supposed to snore, burp or fart... they have to bitch or they'll explode!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.<br/>
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
Santa: Oxygen is must for breathing: It was discovered in 1773.
Banta: Thank God. I was born after that. If I was born before that I would have died too soon!
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble putting make-up on two faces!
Life has no rewinds and no forwards.<br/>
It unfolds at its own pace.<br/>
So never miss a chance to live today;<br/>
And make a beautiful memory for tomorrow!
Life has no rewinds and no forwards.
It unfolds at its own pace.
So never miss a chance to live today;
And make a beautiful memory for tomorrow!

Quotes

A lifetime of happiness! No man alive could bear it; it would be hell on earth.

Trivia

Salman Khan likes to collect soaps. In his bathroom, there is a collection of all kinds of handmade and herbal soaps. His favorites are soaps made from natural fruit and vegetable extracts.

Graffiti

A student who changes the course of 'History' is probably taking an exam!