Clean SMS (Page 6)

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Long before Shakira, the Punjab Police knew that - hips don't lie. A few whacks on the bum; and everyone starts singing the truth!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
Don't judge a book by its cover. My Maths textbook had a picture of people enjoying and having fun on it!
Mrs Dass has divorced Mr Dass.
Now she is...
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BinDass!
I feel better after I wine a little!
I feel better after I wine a little!
Aggar Kasmein Sachhi Hoti;
Toh Sabse Pehle Khuda Marta!
Love is the only poison which kills two birds with one dose only!
Love is the only poison which kills two birds with one dose only!
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you'll be happy to live with all you life. 

Have a beautiful week!
Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you'll be happy to live with all you life.
Have a beautiful week!
Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||<br/><br/>

ਤਨੁ ਧਨੁ ਜਿਹ ਤੋ ਕਉ ਦੀਓ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਉ ਨੇਹੁ ਨ ਕੀਨ ॥<br/>
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਨਰ ਬਾਵਰੇ ਅਬ ਕਿਉ ਡੋਲਤ ਦੀਨ ||7||<br/><br/>
Than Dhhan Jih Tho Ko Dheeou Thaan Sio Naehu N Keen ||<br/>
Kahu Naanak Nar Baavarae Ab Kio Ddolath Dheen ||7||<br/><br/>


He has given you your body and wealth, but you are not in love with Him.<br/>


Says Nanak, you are insane! Why do you now shake and tremble so helplessly? ||7||
Ik Oankaar Satgur Prasaadh || Salok Mehalaa 9 ||

ਤਨੁ ਧਨੁ ਜਿਹ ਤੋ ਕਉ ਦੀਓ ਤਾਂ ਸਿਉ ਨੇਹੁ ਨ ਕੀਨ ॥
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਨਰ ਬਾਵਰੇ ਅਬ ਕਿਉ ਡੋਲਤ ਦੀਨ ||7||

Than Dhhan Jih Tho Ko Dheeou Thaan Sio Naehu N Keen ||
Kahu Naanak Nar Baavarae Ab Kio Ddolath Dheen ||7||

He has given you your body and wealth, but you are not in love with Him.
Says Nanak, you are insane! Why do you now shake and tremble so helplessly? ||7||
'Truth' and 'Patience' are those Rides which never let their Rider Fall;<br/>

Neither at anyone's feet nor in anyone's eyes.<br/>
Good Night!
'Truth' and 'Patience' are those Rides which never let their Rider Fall;
Neither at anyone's feet nor in anyone's eyes.
Good Night!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?<br/>
Pappu: Even.<br/>
Teacher: How can you make seven even?<br/>
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!
Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd?
Pappu: Even.
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Pappu: Remove the 'S'!

Quotes

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.

Trivia

Mary Gibbs (voice of Boo in Monsters Inc.) was too young to sit to record her lines, so they followed her around with a mike.

Graffiti

Nowadays whatever is not worth saying is sung.