Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?<br/>
Because they're always stuffed.
Why don't teddy bears ever order dessert?
Because they're always stuffed.
Don't trust everyone because sugar and salt both have the same color.<br/>
Good Morning!
Don't trust everyone because sugar and salt both have the same color.
Good Morning!
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!
Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons agree to harass and spy on each other until death do them apart!
Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!
Husband and wife know the most about each other, but refuse to believe it!
A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...<br/>
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
A woman's loyalty is tested when her man has nothing...
and man's loyalty is tested when he has everything!
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?<br/>
A red carnation!
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation!
I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system!
I wish I could replace my central nervous system with a central confidence system!
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Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...<br/>
Wife(with affection): Toh!<br/>
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
Husband: Kabhi Kabhi Mere Dil Mein Khayal Aata Hai, Agar Zindagi Teri Zulfon Ki Ghani Chaanv Mein Guzar Jaati Toh...
Wife(with affection): Toh!
Husband: Toh Kya, Home Loan Lene Ki Zarurat Na Padti!
Forget how long you've lived.<br/>
Look at how much you've accomplished and how much life lies before you.<br/>
Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!
Forget how long you've lived.
Look at how much you've accomplished and how much life lies before you.
Happy Birthday, Dear Friend!