Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.<br/>
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
Girlfriend: Maine 5 Kilo Weight Lose Kiya Hai.
Pappu: Wow! You are such a loser!
If you are not finding time for today's fitness, 
then you are saving that time for tomorrow's sickness.<br/>
Stay fit & healthy! <br/>
Good Morning!
If you are not finding time for today's fitness, then you are saving that time for tomorrow's sickness.
Stay fit & healthy!
Good Morning!
A man's face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman's face is her work of fiction!
A man's face is his autobiography;
A woman's face is her work of fiction!
Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.<br/>
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
Pappu: Fruit Wale Bhaiyya, Give Me Some Potatoes Fever.
Fruit Wala: Ah 'Potatoes Fever' Ki Hunda Hai?
Pappu: Oh My God! You Illiterate People, Potatoes Fever Means 'Aaloo Bukhara'!
Can a match box?<br/>
No, but a tin can!
Can a match box?
No, but a tin can!
May Lord Mahavir fullfill your all the dreams & wishes.<br/>
Come follow the path of non-violence. Let's take an oath on this auspicious day.<br/>
Wish you Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
May Lord Mahavir fullfill your all the dreams & wishes.
Come follow the path of non-violence. Let's take an oath on this auspicious day.
Wish you Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible!
Learn from your mistakes. Make better & better mistakes until you're making the best mistakes possible!
A woman to her friend:<br/>
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
A woman to her friend:
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed...<br/>
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My name,<br/>
My address,<br/>
My phone number.<br/>
Everything!
When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed...
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My name,
My address,
My phone number.
Everything!
If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive,<br/> They'd eventually find me attractive!
If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive,
They'd eventually find me attractive!