While Chatting:<br/>
Girl: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?<br/>
Boy: I lie!
While Chatting:
Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: No
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!
I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!
I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!
Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it and seeing your disappointed face along with time and locking it again!
Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it and seeing your disappointed face along with time and locking it again!
Very few things upset my wife.<br/>
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
Very few things upset my wife.
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
Oh! So you were in Yale?<br/>
Yes.<br/>
When?<br/>
Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999!
Oh! So you were in Yale?
Yes.
When?
Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999!
Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated!
Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated!
Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals.
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
Guy1: You were drunk last night.<br/>
Guy2: No I wasn't.<br/>
Guy1: You were watching TV and laughing all the time.<br/>
Guy2: So what?<br/>
Guy1: That TV was switched off!
Guy1: You were drunk last night.
Guy2: No I wasn't.
Guy1: You were watching TV and laughing all the time.
Guy2: So what?
Guy1: That TV was switched off!
I'm trying to be a more positive person.<br/>
Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!
I'm trying to be a more positive person.
Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!