I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
I wonder when Bollywood produces so many colors, why our youth is after Fifty Shades of Grey!
Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?<br/>
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
Interviewer: Tumko Excel Aata Hai Kya?
Candidate: Aa To Jayega, Par Thoda Tight Hoga, Main XXL Pehanta Hun!
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like, 'Samsung has had this feature for years'!
One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like, "Samsung has had this feature for years"!
What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!
What 'SALE' board is to women, 'Vacancy' board is to engineers!
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.<br/>
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.<br/>
Good Morning!
Millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts, then forget where they hid them.
Do good and forget. It will grow some day.
Good Morning!
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage!
How does a chartered accountant scold his son?<br/>
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!
How does a chartered accountant scold his son?
You useless bounced cheque, liability to humanity, born bad debt, dishonoured bill, I will beat you so badly that your balance sheet will never tally!
The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!
The fastest land animal is a guy that sees a woman about to go through his phone!
Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?<br/>
Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?
Interviewer: Do you have any questions for me?
Candidate: How strong is the WiFi signal in the restroom?
Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!
Middle-age is the time of life that a man first notices - in his wife!