Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything!
Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything!
Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?<br/>
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
Preeto: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
Jeeto: Because they are hard to get started and don't work half the times!
Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!
I've had my phone battery die at a family function.<br/>
Nothing scares me now!
I've had my phone battery die at a family function.
Nothing scares me now!
A man who surrenders when wrong is 'Honest'.<br/>
A man who surrenders when not sure is 'Wise'.<br/>
A man who surrenders even when he is right is a 'Husband'!
A man who surrenders when wrong is 'Honest'.
A man who surrenders when not sure is 'Wise'.
A man who surrenders even when he is right is a 'Husband'!
Parthiv Patel recalled in Indian team because small notes are in trend!
Parthiv Patel recalled in Indian team because small notes are in trend!
<b>Two pieces of unconnected news:</b><br/>
Saturday was exclusively reserved for Senior Citizens at the banks.<br/>
Air India canceled several of its flights on Saturday as most of their cabin crew had applied for leave!
Two pieces of unconnected news:
Saturday was exclusively reserved for Senior Citizens at the banks.
Air India canceled several of its flights on Saturday as most of their cabin crew had applied for leave!
One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.<br/>
Good Morning & have a great day!
One small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
Good Morning & have a great day!
Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.<br/>
Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.<br/>
Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.<br/>
Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt!
Dominos Pizza Mein Phone Aata Hai.
Customer: One Small Pizza Extra Toppings Ke Saath Bhej Do.
Dominos Guy: Ji Sir, Please Address Bata Dijiye.
Customer: Pitampura State Bank Ki Line Mein 22nd Number, Green Shirt!
Waiter: Do you need anything else?<br/>
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.<br/>
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?<br/>
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!
Waiter: Do you need anything else?
Pappu: Yes, a cup of black coffee.
Waiter: And how would you like your coffee?
Pappu: Mmmm... black and in a cup!