Never walk alone - develop a multiple personality!
Never walk alone - develop a multiple personality!
Being polite is so rare these days it is often confused with flirting!
Being polite is so rare these days it is often confused with flirting!
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Marriage is like a bar of soap. It smells delicious until you take a bite out of it!
Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa; 
Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa; 
Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa; 
Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa! 
Happy Navaraatri!
Jagat Paalan Haar Hai Maa;
Mukti Ka Dham Hai Maa;
Hamari Bakti Ka Aadhar Hai Maa;
Hum Sab Ki Raksha Ki Avatar Hai Maa!
Happy Navaraatri!
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn't matter!
Infatuation is when you find somebody who is absolutely perfect. Love is when you realize that they aren't and it doesn't matter!
Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades!
Use promo code 'NETFLIX' to get 50% off your grades!
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. 
Good Morning!
Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises.
Good Morning!
#IndvsAus 
Dear Boss, 

As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office. 

Thank You!
#IndvsAus
Dear Boss,
As I will be suffering from fever on 26 March 2015 and I will not be attending office.
Thank You!
Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.<br/>
Santa: So does my wife!
Banta: You know, this hotel has a complimentary turn down service.
Santa: So does my wife!
Even if Vodka is  not the answer, it's worth a shot!
Even if Vodka is not the answer, it's worth a shot!