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When you're down and out, don't feel alone;
Because you always have a friend - look within!

Things I didn't learn while in school:

How to:
Pay bills
Buy a house
Make both ends meet!

When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wi-Fi - so that people visit it more often!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky;
The rose may kiss a butterfly;
The morning dew may kiss the grass;
But you my friend may kiss my lips!

Love doesn't start in the morning and doesn't end in the evening.
It starts when you don't need it and it ends when you need it the most!
Good Night!

Waiting to win is common but working to win is a genius!
Make a nice day!

"Buddham Saranam Gachaami"
On this pious occasion of Buddha's birthday, may you reiterate to surrender yourself to Lord Buddha!
Happy Buddha Jayanti!

Om Mani Padme Hum!
May Lord Buddha enlighten your path of life with love, peace and truth!
Happy Buddha Purnima!

On the auspicious occasion of Buddha Purnima, I wish that you may find rays of hope and your life is enlightened by the divine grace of Lord Buddha!
Happy Buddha Purnima!

Pappu to his girlfriend before taking off to a drive-in-movie,
"Let's hope it's something we've seen"!