Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:<br/>

1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.<br/>

2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.<br/>

3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.<br/>

4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.<br/>

5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.<br/>

6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.<br/>

And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.<br/>

What else you need in life!
Whenever I feel depressed in life. I open my e-mail spam Inbox and realise:
1) 10 banks are giving me easy loans.
2) I have won GBP 10000000 and USD 500000 for unknown reasons.
3) 10 Job companies have best jobs for me.
4) 5 matrimonial sites have most suited matches for me.
5) Dr. Batra has claimed that he will cure my hair fall.
6) 3 universities are giving me degrees in random subjects.
And Approx 40-50 mails from Priya, Payal, and Neha who are feeling lonely and want to meet me.
What else you need in life!
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;<br/>
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;<br/>
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;<br/>
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
Jab Dekha Unhone Tirchi Nazar Se;
Kasam Khuda Ki Madhosh Ho Gaye Hum;
Par Jab Pata Chala Nazar Parmanant Tirchi Hai;
Toh Wahi Khade-Khade Behosh Ho Gaye Hum!
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
You're dark and handsome. When it's dark, you're handsome!
What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot!
No matter how frustrated or how bad your mood is... you become normal when you meet your set of friends!
No matter how frustrated or how bad your mood is... you become normal when you meet your set of friends!
As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved!
As you admire the wonderful things God has made today, remember you're one of them - wonderful inside and out. You're blessed. You're special. You're loved!
Love is the happiness of today and promise of tomorrow.<br/>
So this warm note comes to you to say that live life with a heart full of love.<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day!
Love is the happiness of today and promise of tomorrow.
So this warm note comes to you to say that live life with a heart full of love.
Happy Valentine's Day!
Your success is determined by what you are willing to sacrifice for it!
Your success is determined by what you are willing to sacrifice for it!
T - This is an<br/>
O - Opportunity to<br/>
D - Do your tasks and<br/>
A - Accomplish work of<br/>
Y - Yesterday!<br/>
Have a Good Day!
T - This is an
O - Opportunity to
D - Do your tasks and
A - Accomplish work of
Y - Yesterday!
Have a Good Day!
Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...<br/>
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10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!
Agar Aap Se Koi Flirt Kare To Sahyog Dijiye, Kyonki...
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10 Saal Baad Aapko Koi Ghaas Nahi Daalega!