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Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
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Alia Bhat after thinking a lot - MS Dhoni!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
Woman has the most unique character like salt. Her presence is never remembered but her absence makes all the things tasteless!
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?
If an electric train is going 150 miles per hour north and the wind is blowing the same south, which way does the smoke blow?

ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।। <br/>
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)<br/><br/>
ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।<br/>

Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!
ਅਸੰਖ ਖਤੇ ਬਿਨ ਬਖਸਨਹਾਰਾ ।।
Guru Granth Sahib (ਅੰਗ २६०)

ਪਾਰਬ੍ਰਹਮ ਦਇਆ ਕਰਨ ਵਾਲਾ ਹੈ, ਉਹ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਦੇ ਅਣਗਿਣਤ ਪਾਪ ਖਿਨ ਵਿਚ ਬਖਸ਼ ਦਿੰਦਾ ਹੈ।
Our sins are countless, yet He exonerates in an instant!
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,<br/>
And Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today.<br/>
But<br/>
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,<br/>
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
And Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today.
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Patience with family is love;<br/>
Patience with others is respect;<br/>
Patience with self is confidence;<br/>
And patience with GOD is faith!
Patience with family is love;
Patience with others is respect;
Patience with self is confidence;
And patience with GOD is faith!
A butterfly lives only for a few days but it still flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious - live it fully, live it lively.<br/>
Good Night!
A butterfly lives only for a few days but it still flies joyfully capturing many hearts. Each moment in life is indeed precious - live it fully, live it lively.
Good Night!
Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller. 
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
Hubby: The bank has returned that check you gave to the jeweller.
Wife: Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time?
10 very important things in life:<br/>
D = Dhan<br/>
H = Health<br/>
A = Anand<br/>
N = Nature<br/>
T = Talent<br/>
E = Enjoyment<br/>
R = Romance<br/>
A = Aitbar<br/>
S = Saubhagya<br/>
Wish you and your family a very happy Dhanteras!
10 very important things in life:
D = Dhan
H = Health
A = Anand
N = Nature
T = Talent
E = Enjoyment
R = Romance
A = Aitbar
S = Saubhagya
Wish you and your family a very happy Dhanteras!
Boy: Are you a dictionary?<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'!
Boy: Are you a dictionary?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Because you just gave me the definition of 'Life'!

Quotes

You don't have to believe in miracles to believe in the power of dreams.

Trivia

Studies show that the average dog has the same intelligence as a 2-year-old child - They can understand up to 250 words and motions.

Graffiti

My brother has no hands. I feel for him.