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Once my girlfriend wanted me to surprise her with something for her birthday that would take her breath away... so I got her a treadmill!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
Band-Aids come in two varieties. The kind that won't stay on and the kind that won't come off!
The message of Easter is that one can put truth in a grave
but it won't stay there. 
Happy Easter!
The message of Easter is that one can put truth in a grave but it won't stay there.
Happy Easter!
People with sharing nature have many friends; 
And people with caring nature retain friends for long. 
Have a nice weekend!
People with sharing nature have many friends;
And people with caring nature retain friends for long.
Have a nice weekend!
The way to be always happy and remain grounded is to be: 
Grateful when mood is high; 
And graceful when low! 
Good Night!
The way to be always happy and remain grounded is to be:
Grateful when mood is high;
And graceful when low!
Good Night!
We still love ourselves after doing committing so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others after their single mistake?
We still love ourselves after doing committing so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others after their single mistake?
Life is not rehearsal. Each day is a new show, no repeat and no rewind. So give your best shot in all your acts, as the show goes on and on... 
Good Morning!
Life is not rehearsal. Each day is a new show, no repeat and no rewind. So give your best shot in all your acts, as the show goes on and on...
Good Morning!
My watchman from Nepal said to me, "Syria ka Badshah Mar Gaya!"
I watched all the news channels but found no such news. When I went in the lawns after one hour, I learnt, "Chidiya ka Bacha Mar Gaya!"
If the Bollywood movie "Pati, Patni Aur Woh" is made again, it's title should be
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"Pati, Patni Aur Whatsapp"!
Welcome to the season of:
Smooching
Squeezing
Licking
Sucking
and getting dirty!
Don't tax your brain so much...
It's Mango season!

Quotes

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.

Trivia

When the moon is directly overhead, we weigh slightly less.

Graffiti

If it's stupid but works, it isn't stupid.