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The Sun signals day break, time to greet;<br/>

Get out of bed, and be on your feet;<br/>

It's been ages to have seen each other;<br/>

Come and see me quickly, let's meet!
The Sun signals day break, time to greet;
Get out of bed, and be on your feet;
It's been ages to have seen each other;
Come and see me quickly, let's meet!
A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, gloves & balaclava all black. He is walking down a black street with all street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him, its light off but somehow manages to stop in time.<br/>
How did the driver see him?
A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, gloves & balaclava all black. He is walking down a black street with all street lamps off. A black car is coming towards him, its light off but somehow manages to stop in time.
How did the driver see him?

It takes heart, mind, love and strength to spend the youth of your life with someone. May you both bond till eternity!<br/>

Wish you a very happy Silver Anniversary!
It takes heart, mind, love and strength to spend the youth of your life with someone. May you both bond till eternity!
Wish you a very happy Silver Anniversary!
My dear companion,<br/>

Wish you a very happy birthday full of love, happiness, peace, prosperity and togetherness!
My dear companion,
Wish you a very happy birthday full of love, happiness, peace, prosperity and togetherness!
Wake up with positive intentions... to better yourself and the lives of those around you. 
Good Morning!
Wake up with positive intentions... to better yourself and the lives of those around you.
Good Morning!
World's most dangerous weapons,even deadlier than the Nuclear Bomb:
1. Biwi Ke Aansu!
2. Padosan Ki Smile!
You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
You can't buy happiness... but you can buy wine and that's kind of same thing!
Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!
Sometimes, all you need is a good cup of coffee (or a good drink) and 5 million dollars!
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
If it weren't for FB and Whatsapp, I would have been quite under-employed!

Quotes

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.

Trivia

Baseball player Richie Ashburn hit a foul ball that struck a spectator - As they carried her away, he hit another ball and struck her again.

Graffiti

This statement is false!