Clean SMS (Page 6)

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Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!
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Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!
Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?  
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Wife: Shall I prepare 'Sambhar' or 'Rasam' today?
Husband: Make anything, we will name it later!
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers!
Friendship is an umbrella that shields you from the strongest of thunderstorms!
Friendship is an umbrella that shields you from the strongest of thunderstorms!
May you remain forever young and good-looking. That's all I wish for you on your birthday!
May you remain forever young and good-looking. That's all I wish for you on your birthday!
Each day is a day of decision, and our decisions determine our destiny. 
~ Russell M. Nelson 
Good Day!
Each day is a day of decision, and our decisions determine our destiny.
~ Russell M. Nelson
Good Day!
A hungry traveller stops at a monastery and is taken to the kitchens. A brother is frying chips.
"Are you the friar", he asks.
"No. I'm the chip monk", he replies.
I can lose weight but I hate losing!
I can lose weight but I hate losing!
I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.<br/>
What am I?
I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.
What am I?

Strength grows when we dare; 
Unity grows when we pair; 
Love grows when we share; 
And relationships grow when we care!
Strength grows when we dare;
Unity grows when we pair;
Love grows when we share;
And relationships grow when we care!

Quotes

Life is like a river, you never touch the same water twice. So when it feels right jump in.

Trivia

Baseball player Richie Ashburn hit a foul ball that struck a spectator - As they carried her away, he hit another ball and struck her again.

Graffiti

In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes!