Clean SMS (Page 7)

It'll be ironical if Pawan Bansal escapes Railgate and fixed by Maneka Gandhi for sacrificing a goat!
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~ Suhel Seth

Now even Pawan Bansal will have to log on to the irctc site to book a ticket like anyone else. That's some punishment!

M: Moaning
O: Odd
N: Nasty
D: Day
A: Amidst
Y: Yawning

Life can give us a number of beautiful lovers but only one true lover can give us a beautiful life.
Good Day!

If 'I' is converted to 'WE', Illness will change to WEllness.

We live in a nation where singing against Rapes, Corruptions, Scams and Murders is an outrage; but walking out when our National Song is being played is a trivial act!

Banta: Kindly loan me 2000 bucks. It being Sunday, banks are closed.
Santa: Why don't you use an ATM? It's like 24 hour banking.
Banta: I don't have that much time!

In an examination hall, a girl asked Pappu, "Please tell me the beginning of the answer, rest I shall write myself?"
Pappu checked the location of the invigilator and then whispered to her, 'The'!

Banta: Would you care for a beer?
Santa: Like it was my own mother.
Happy Mother's Day!

My children may not have everything they want in life, but they have a beautiful MOM who loves them more than anything else in the world.
Happy Mother's Day to my wonderful wife!