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BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!
BREXIT in JUNE helped MAY to become the Prime Minister in JULY in the AUGUST presence of the Queen!
New love is the brightest and long love is the greatest.<br/>
But revived love is the tenderest thing known on earth!
New love is the brightest and long love is the greatest.
But revived love is the tenderest thing known on earth!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.<br/>
Good Morning & Have a great day!
There are no mistakes and no coincidences - these are experiences bestowed as blessings by God to make us wiser.
Good Morning & Have a great day!
My wife is weird, She starts every conversation with:<br/>
'Were you even listening to me?'
My wife is weird, She starts every conversation with:
"Were you even listening to me?"
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.<br/>
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?<br/>
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.<br/>
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!
Wife: Tum Sharaab Mein Bahut Paise Barbaad Karte Ho, Ab Band Karo.
Husband: Aur Tum Jo Beauty Parlour Mein 5000 Ke Kabaad Karke Aati Ho Uska Kya?
Wife: Wo To Main Tumhein Sundar Lagu Isliye.
Husband: Pagli, Main Bhi To Isliye Peeta Hun Ki Tu Mujhe Sundar Lage!
Heights of Confidence:<br/>
We see the world suffering, we know there is a possibility of the same happening to us, but still we get married!
Heights of Confidence:
We see the world suffering, we know there is a possibility of the same happening to us, but still we get married!
<b>Difference</b><br/>
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>
Boyfriend: OK Baby.<br/><br/>

Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.<br/>

Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
Difference
Girlfriend: Tum Uss Ladki Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Boyfriend: OK Baby.

Boyfriend: Tum Uss Ladke Se Baat Nahi Karoge.
Girlfriend: How dare you? We are just friends!
7 words for a long, happy marriage:<br/>
Yes Dear<br/>
I'm sorry<br/>
It's my fault
7 words for a long, happy marriage:
Yes Dear
I'm sorry
It's my fault
Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop struggling.<br/>
Good Morning!
Victory is always possible for the person who refuses to stop struggling.
Good Morning!