Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.<br/>
Good Morning!
Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results.
Good Morning!
When I was young, my family astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.<br/>
It was a pretty accurate prediction!<br/>
I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!
When I was young, my family astrologer said I was born for bigger things in life.
It was a pretty accurate prediction!
I moved from S to M to L to XL to XXL!
A request to Supreme Court:<br/>
Due to increase in Noise and Air pollution, farting should also be banned in public!
A request to Supreme Court:
Due to increase in Noise and Air pollution, farting should also be banned in public!
After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning.<br/>
'It's ten to seven', she called.<br/>
'in whose favour?'
After spending all day watching on TV, a man fell asleep on a couch and spent the night in it. His wife woke him up in the morning.
"It's ten to seven", she called.
"in whose favour?"
Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?<br/>
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
Banta: Why don't politicians like Golf?
Santa: Because it's too much like their work: trapped in one bad lie after another!
Suicide is a way of telling God, 'You can't fire me - I quit!'
Suicide is a way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit!"
I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
I just realized that a single fact can ruin a good argument!
If you dress for success, it won't be long until you achieve it!
If you dress for success, it won't be long until you achieve it!
Wedding anniversary wishes to a special couple who show that love can be true and forever. May your lives continue to grow in love and happiness together!
Wedding anniversary wishes to a special couple who show that love can be true and forever. May your lives continue to grow in love and happiness together!
Your special day has come at last;<br/>
So make the most and have a blast!<br/>
Warm wishes for the solemnisation of your wedding!
Your special day has come at last;
So make the most and have a blast!
Warm wishes for the solemnisation of your wedding!