Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe?
Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
Banta: Why there is no water crisis in US or Europe? Santa: Because they use toilet paper!
'Divided By Ego, United By Gossips' - Women
'Divided By Women, United By Liquor' - Men
"Divided By Ego, United By Gossips" - Women "Divided By Women, United By Liquor" - Men
Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gayi Jab Subah Light Gayi Aur Kaamwali Bai Boli,<br/>
'What the hell is this, you don't have inverter?'
Dil Ki Dhadkan Hi Ruk Gayi Jab Subah Light Gayi Aur Kaamwali Bai Boli,
"What the hell is this, you don't have inverter?"
Words are not enough to tell you how much you mean to me.<br/>
I love you so much. You are everything to me and the one who ever mattered to me.<br/>
Happy Mother's Day!
Words are not enough to tell you how much you mean to me.
I love you so much. You are everything to me and the one who ever mattered to me.
Happy Mother's Day!
In your arms, you held us. Little did we know but you have given us the greatest treasure that will never fade in our heart and that's your love.<br/>
Wish you  a Happy Mother's Day!
In your arms, you held us. Little did we know but you have given us the greatest treasure that will never fade in our heart and that's your love.
Wish you a Happy Mother's Day!
Nothing can be compared to the love a mother has for her children.<br/>
Your love is incomparable, unconditional and inseparable. <br/>
No matter where I go or what I do, at the end of the day, I always find myself finding solace in your advice.<br/>
I love you too Mom.<br/>
Happy Mother's Day!
Nothing can be compared to the love a mother has for her children.
Your love is incomparable, unconditional and inseparable.
No matter where I go or what I do, at the end of the day, I always find myself finding solace in your advice.
I love you too Mom.
Happy Mother's Day!
Life has never been perfect. It probably never will.<br/>
But I will never ever lose hope because I know I always have you to stand by me even if the whole world falls apart.<br/>
I love you mother... so much more than you even know.<br/>

Happy Mother's day to you!
Life has never been perfect. It probably never will.
But I will never ever lose hope because I know I always have you to stand by me even if the whole world falls apart.
I love you mother... so much more than you even know.
Happy Mother's day to you!
Mom, I may not say this to you every day, but I love you more than you know.<br/>
You're  the 'Best Mom' in this whole world.<br/>
I Love You Mom and Happy Mother's Day!
Mom, I may not say this to you every day, but I love you more than you know.
You're the 'Best Mom' in this whole world.
I Love You Mom and Happy Mother's Day!
For all the women:<br/>
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
For all the women:
If you want him to treat you like a queen then you should also start treating him like a king!
Only in India:<br/>
1. Pure Vegetarian<br/>
2. Anda Kha Leta Hun<br/>
3. Anda Cake Mein Hoga To Kha Leta Hun<br/>
4. Sirf Gravy Kha Leta Hun, Piece Nahi Khata<br/>
5. Ghar Ke Bahar Kha Leta Hun Lekin Ghar Mein Allowed Nahi Hai<br/>
6. Peg Marta Hun To Kha Leta Hun<br/>
7. Main Kha Leta Hun Bas Mangalwar, Guruwar Aur Shaniwar Ko Nahi Khata!
Only in India:
1. Pure Vegetarian
2. Anda Kha Leta Hun
3. Anda Cake Mein Hoga To Kha Leta Hun
4. Sirf Gravy Kha Leta Hun, Piece Nahi Khata
5. Ghar Ke Bahar Kha Leta Hun Lekin Ghar Mein Allowed Nahi Hai
6. Peg Marta Hun To Kha Leta Hun
7. Main Kha Leta Hun Bas Mangalwar, Guruwar Aur Shaniwar Ko Nahi Khata!