Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?<br/>

Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi.<br/>

Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?<br/>

Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Banta: Santa, Tere Ko Kisi Se Pyaar Hua Hai?
Santa: Haan Yaar, Par Woh Maanti Hi Nahi.
Banta: Kya Kehti Hai?
Santa: Kehti Hai - I love you 2. Pata Nahi Saala Yeh Doosra Kaun Hai!
Boy: You're like a coin.<br/>
Girl: Awwww, valuable?<br/>
Boy: No, two faced!
Boy: You're like a coin.
Girl: Awwww, valuable?
Boy: No, two faced!
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
Is your name WiFi? Because I'm feeling a connection!
Expect the bullshit but never accept it!
Expect the bullshit but never accept it!
Your love makes my days happy and bright;<br/>
Into my world you brought pure delight.<br/>
So much joy beyond reason you've given me;<br/>
Our love is true this I can see.<br/>
Happy Anniversary Sweetheart!
Your love makes my days happy and bright;
Into my world you brought pure delight.
So much joy beyond reason you've given me;
Our love is true this I can see.
Happy Anniversary Sweetheart!
Punctuality is not about being on time. It's basically about respecting your own commitments!
Punctuality is not about being on time. It's basically about respecting your own commitments!
Good thoughts precede great deeds. Great deeds precede success.
Have a great day!
Special request to all those who call their partners 'My Baby', 'My Bachha' etc. etc.<br/>

Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!
Special request to all those who call their partners "My Baby", "My Bachha" etc. etc.
Next Sunday don't forget to give them 2 drops of polio!
Height of some girl's Nakhre!
Doctor: Kya Hua Hai Aapko?
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Girl: Hmmm... Nazar Lag Gayi Hai!
Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi<br/>
Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein!
Kal College Mein Ek Aurt Clerk Se Yeh Kehte Hue Ladh Rahi Thi
Aap Kaise Nahin Karenge Bachhe Ka Admission 'Sports Quota' Mein, Pata Hai Highest Score Hain 'Temple Run' Mein!