I don't understand why my parents get mad when I sleep all day.<br/>
Guys I'm staying out of trouble and I'm not spending your money at all!
I don't understand why my parents get mad when I sleep all day.
Guys I'm staying out of trouble and I'm not spending your money at all!
Husband: I really need some space in our marriage.<br/>
Wife: Why don't you sleep in the living room tonight?
Husband: I really need some space in our marriage.
Wife: Why don't you sleep in the living room tonight?
When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear 'shut up, you're irritating' instead!
When you tell a woman to calm down, it's like they hear "shut up, you're irritating" instead!
Long distance relationships are like fat people... most of them don't workout!
Long distance relationships are like fat people... most of them don't workout!
When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
When you're drinking beer, the beer is getting drunk too!
Really? Forget it. I don't have time for this.<br/>
Me on Monday morning!
Really? Forget it. I don't have time for this.
Me on Monday morning!
Life is a story. So try to make yours the best seller!
Life is a story. So try to make yours the best seller!
Comparison is the best way to judge our progress;<br/>
One should care not to compare with others;<br/>
But one should compare our yesterday with our today!<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Week!
Comparison is the best way to judge our progress;
One should care not to compare with others;
But one should compare our yesterday with our today!
Good Morning and have a Great Week!
When a Punjabi arrives in Washington... <br/>
It becomes Washington BC!
When a Punjabi arrives in Washington...
It becomes Washington BC!
Banta: What is GST?<br/>
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!
Banta: What is GST?
Santa: Earlier you had many 'Girl Friends, Friends, Half Girlfriends' like 'VAT/Service Tax/Excise' etc. Now only One - 'Wife' who remember everything, report everything you do, report every detail in time!