Be stubborn about your goal;<br/>
But be flexible about your methods!
Be stubborn about your goal;
But be flexible about your methods!
Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?<br/>
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
Pappu: Dad, what is it like to be married?
Santa: Delete every song from your iPod except one and listen to it everyday!
Boy: Will you be my Valentine?<br/>
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.<br/>
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
Boy: Will you be my Valentine?
Girl: Awww, but you deserve better. I'll help you find someone.
Boy: Seedhe Hi Kyon Nahi Mana Kar Deti, Aise Jhandu Mat Bana!
I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?
I really want to know that do married people live longer or it just seems longer?
In Gym:<br/>
Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape?<br/>
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.<br/>
Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious!
In Gym:
Boy: Okay, so how do I get in shape?
Trainer: You need to eat less and exercise more.
Boy: Please stop joking, I am serious!
Married men don't have a Lifestyle...<br/>
They live in Wifestyle!
Married men don't have a Lifestyle...
They live in Wifestyle!
Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!
Yes, when people are scared of asking questions, this is a warning sign for democracy!
A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I asked him, 'Do you know any of those Martial Arts like Kung Fu, Jujitsu or Karate?'<br/>
He said, 'Why are you asking me that, just because I am a Chinese?'<br/>
I said, 'No, because you're drinking my beer!'
A Chinese guy comes into the pub, stands next to me and starts drinking. I asked him, "Do you know any of those Martial Arts like Kung Fu, Jujitsu or Karate?"
He said, "Why are you asking me that, just because I am a Chinese?"
I said, "No, because you're drinking my beer!"
Never apologize for having standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them!
Never apologize for having standards. People who really want to be in your life will rise up to meet them!
It is good to dream big but your dreams will never see the light of day if you sleep big too.<br/>
Good Morning!
It is good to dream big but your dreams will never see the light of day if you sleep big too.
Good Morning!