Just like the froth in beer rises to the top of the glass and disappears, I wish that all your worries and fears disappear as the evening fills up your glass of life.<br/>
Good Evening!
Just like the froth in beer rises to the top of the glass and disappears, I wish that all your worries and fears disappear as the evening fills up your glass of life.
Good Evening!
Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!
Petrol and Diesel are so lucky, they get a hike every month!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;<br/>
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
When an Indian girl is in love nobody knows it except the girl;
And when an Indian boy is in love everybody knows it except the girl!
I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings!
I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings!
Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!
Hold your wife's hand in the mall because if you let go, she'll start shopping, it looks romantic but it is actually Economics!
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?<br/>
Me: Haan.<br/>
Mom: Gajrela.<br/>
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.<br/>
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
Mom: Gajar Ka Halwa Khayega?
Me: Haan.
Mom: Gajrela.
Me: Haan Bola Hai... Toh Khaunga.
Mom: Main Bol Rahi Hun Uth Ke Market Se Gajar Le Aa!
The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume!
The voice in your head can scream, whisper, and speak normally, but it's always at the same volume!
Monday is just a state of mind. Put your positive pant and get stuff done!
Monday is just a state of mind. Put your positive pant and get stuff done!
If you don't wake up right now with your full might, you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night.<br/>
Good Morning!
If you don't wake up right now with your full might, you will never be able to achieve that dream you saw last night.
Good Morning!
May God bless you and keep you protected and in good health so that you can enjoy much more such new years.<br/>
Wish you a healthy & happy new year!
May God bless you and keep you protected and in good health so that you can enjoy much more such new years.
Wish you a healthy & happy new year!