A woman to her friend:<br/>
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
A woman to her friend:
The only thing in the world, me & my mother-in-law agree upon is that my husband should have married someone else!
When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed...<br/>
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My name,<br/>
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When my girlfriend told me that she was pregnant, everything changed...
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If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive,<br/> They'd eventually find me attractive!
If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive,
They'd eventually find me attractive!
Lesser the traffic of thoughts in your mind,<br/>
Easier is the journey of life.<br/>
Have a Good Day!
Lesser the traffic of thoughts in your mind,
Easier is the journey of life.
Have a Good Day!
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name?<br/>
Girl: Superman, Ironman?<br/>
Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
Boy: I am a super hero, guess my name?
Girl: Superman, Ironman?
Boy: No, Watchman, who saves owners lives!
A police man caught boy for jumping red light:<br/>
Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti?<br/>
Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe!
A police man caught boy for jumping red light:
Police Man: Kyon Laal Batti Na Dikhti?
Man: Batti To Dikhi Thi, Par Aap Na Dikhe!
Garmi Badh Gayi Hai...<br/>
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Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho!
Garmi Badh Gayi Hai...
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Dopehar Mein ORS Aur Shaam Ko RS Barabar Matra Mein Len, Taki Shareer Mein Paani Ki Kami Na Ho!
Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai...<br/>
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Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo!
Anda Khareedte Samay Sab Ko Bada Anda Chahiye Hota Hai...
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Bhai Koi Murgi Ka Bhi Soch Liya Karo!
Relationships cannot be made with moods and conditions.<br/>
They are maintained by feelings.<br/>
Good Morning!
Relationships cannot be made with moods and conditions.
They are maintained by feelings.
Good Morning!
I never change my mind on anything without the proper consent of my wife but I give her a liberty to change her mind at any time!