While Chatting: 
Boy: Hi 
Girl: I have a boyfriend. 
Boy: I have an Audi. 
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect. 
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
While Chatting:
Boy: Hi
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: I have an Audi.
Girl: Ex* boyfriend. Sorry, that was an autocorrect.
Boy: Maruti 800*. Sorry, mine was too!
Uncle: What do you do? 
Boy: I am a stand-up comedian. 
Uncle: No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself? 
Boy: I tell myself that I am good at telling jokes!
Uncle: What do you do?
Boy: I am a stand-up comedian.
Uncle: No, I mean, what do you do to support yourself?
Boy: I tell myself that I am good at telling jokes!
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay? 
Because then they would be called Bagels!
Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then they would be called Bagels!
If it wasn't for my incredible willpower,
I would be exercising right now!
Without you I can't breathe, I love you, my dear...
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Nose!
Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association. 
This is more surprising than America's choice of President!
Suresh Kalmadi is made life president of Indian Olympics Association.
This is more surprising than America's choice of President!
The Mannequin Challenge isn't new. 
Some of you have been standing around doing nothing your whole lives!
The Mannequin Challenge isn't new.
Some of you have been standing around doing nothing your whole lives!
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?<br/>
Boy: No.<br/>
Girl: Why?<br/>
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?<br/>
Girl: I have a boyfriend.<br/>
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
Girl: Do you have any girlfriend?
Boy: No.
Girl: Why?
Boy: Would you like to be my girlfriend?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Boy: This is why I have no girlfriend!
Most prayers this week would be:<br/>
'Bhagwan 31st Ko Salary Deposit Ho Jaye Bas'!
Most prayers this week would be:
"Bhagwan 31st Ko Salary Deposit Ho Jaye Bas"!