Clean SMS (Page 8)

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Generation Gap:
Mama Aamir Khan: Papa Kehte Hain Bada Naam Karega.
Bhanja Imran Khan: Daddy Mujhse Bola, Tu Galti Hai Meri!
Brothers and sisters I have none; but this man's father is my father's son.<BR/>
Who is the man?
Brothers and sisters I have none; but this man's father is my father's son.
Who is the man?

Football World Cup Khatam Ho Gya Hai. Abb Fir Biwion Ke Nakhre Jhelne Padenge!
Polygamy would never work in this country. Think of six wives in a kitchenette!
Prayer is an amazing exchange.<br/>
We hand over our worries to God; 
And He hands over peace to us!
Prayer is an amazing exchange.
We hand over our worries to God;
And He hands over peace to us!
Giving someone a second chance is like giving an extra bullet for the gun because they missed you the first time!
Giving someone a second chance is like giving an extra bullet for the gun because they missed you the first time!
May God stay with you this day and give you peace of mind.<br/>
May God give you a happy heart and his love all the time.<br/>
Good Luck!
May God stay with you this day and give you peace of mind.
May God give you a happy heart and his love all the time.
Good Luck!
I love all the stars shining in the sky; 
But they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
I love all the stars shining in the sky;
But they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!
How to have a lovely day? 
Smile at strangers 
Give lots of compliments 
Slow down and say thank you 
Dress up cleanly and smartly 
And wear your perfume and attitude at all times. 
Have a lovely day!
How to have a lovely day?
Smile at strangers
Give lots of compliments
Slow down and say thank you
Dress up cleanly and smartly
And wear your perfume and attitude at all times.
Have a lovely day!
Ik Oankaar Sathigur Prasaadh ||Salok Mehalaa 9 ||<br/><br/>
ਪਤਿਤ ਉਧਾਰਨ ਭੈ ਹਰਨ ਹਰਿ ਅਨਾਥ ਕੇ ਨਾਥ ॥<br/>
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਤਿਹ ਜਾਨੀਐ ਸਦਾ ਬਸਤੁ ਤੁਮ ਸਾਥਿ ॥੬॥<br/><br/>
Pathith Oudhhaaran Bhai Haran Har Anaathh Kae Naathh ||<br/>
Kahu Naanak Thih Jaaneeai Sadhaa Basath Thum Saathh ||6||<br/><br/>
He is the Saving Grace of sinners, the Destroyer of fear, the Master of the master-less.<br/>
Says Nanak, realize and know Him, who is always with you. ||6||
Ik Oankaar Sathigur Prasaadh ||Salok Mehalaa 9 ||

ਪਤਿਤ ਉਧਾਰਨ ਭੈ ਹਰਨ ਹਰਿ ਅਨਾਥ ਕੇ ਨਾਥ ॥
ਕਹੁ ਨਾਨਕ ਤਿਹ ਜਾਨੀਐ ਸਦਾ ਬਸਤੁ ਤੁਮ ਸਾਥਿ ॥੬॥

Pathith Oudhhaaran Bhai Haran Har Anaathh Kae Naathh ||
Kahu Naanak Thih Jaaneeai Sadhaa Basath Thum Saathh ||6||

He is the Saving Grace of sinners, the Destroyer of fear, the Master of the master-less.
Says Nanak, realize and know Him, who is always with you. ||6||

Quotes

People run from rain but sit in bathtubs full of water.

Trivia

The Iglesia Maradoniana (English: Church of Maradona; literally Maradonian Church) is a religion, created by fans of the retired Argentine football player Diego Maradona, who they believe to be the best player of all time.

Graffiti

The old songs are best because nobody sings them any more.