Clean SMS (Page 8)

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Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have!
Worry is a down payment on a problem you may never have!
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.<br/>
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old!
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty.
Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old!
It's a good idea to sit alone for some time everyday... but when you sit alone, don't sit with your past. Instead sit alone to dream your future.<br/>
Have a wonderful week!
It's a good idea to sit alone for some time everyday... but when you sit alone, don't sit with your past. Instead sit alone to dream your future.
Have a wonderful week!
We may not achieve everything that we dream; 
But we will not achieve anything unless we dream. 
Sweet Dreams! Sleep Tight! Good Night!
We may not achieve everything that we dream;
But we will not achieve anything unless we dream.
Sweet Dreams! Sleep Tight! Good Night!
Pappu was perplexed by a question in the examination.
Q: What are 'gills'?
Pappu tried hard to remember but in vain. Then he asked Bunty sitting behind him.
Bunty: They have some connection with fish.
Pappu's eyes lit up and he wrote... GILLS are found in Punjab and generally in Ludhiana. They're very found of alcohol which they enjoy everyday with 'Fried Fish'!
Who said land-line phones are out of fashion?
Simply buy an iPhone. All day long, it has to be plugged to a charger. By God, it really gives you the feeling of being a 'land-line' phone!
Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai. 
Don't worry, Forward nahi karna hai. 
Bass Pooja kar ke... 
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MOBILE Visarjan kar Dena, Ganesha Chaturthi Shubh Ho Jayegi!
Yeh Ganesha ji ki Murti hai.
Don't worry, Forward nahi karna hai.
Bass Pooja kar ke...
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MOBILE Visarjan kar Dena, Ganesha Chaturthi Shubh Ho Jayegi!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is... 
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'Candy Crush'!
The only crush left in life, after getting married is...
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'Candy Crush'!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru! 
But why? 
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
If you have black eyes then your name is Ruru!
But why?
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Because Yeh Kali Kali Aankhen... Tu Ruru... T Ruru!
To be born with a personality is a gift from your parents; 
But to die as a personality is a return gift to your parents!
To be born with a personality is a gift from your parents;
But to die as a personality is a return gift to your parents!

Quotes

The true teacher defends his pupils against his own personal influence.

Trivia

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Graffiti

When she saw her 1st strand of grey hair... she thought she would 'Dye'!