Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:<br/>
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy:
One, let her think she is having her own way, and the other, let her have it!
Marriage:<br/>
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
Marriage:
A deal in which a man gives away half his groceries in order to get the other half cooked!
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in the fitness protection program!
As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping.<br/>
The other 3 are coming back from shopping!
As per survey, 7 out of 10 women love to go shopping.
The other 3 are coming back from shopping!
When I first saw you, you took my breath away.<br/>
When you first talked to me, I couldn't think.<br/>
When you asked me out, I couldn't respond.<br/>
When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body.<br/>
And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dreams.<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day My Love!
When I first saw you, you took my breath away.
When you first talked to me, I couldn't think.
When you asked me out, I couldn't respond.
When you touched me, I got shivers all through my body.
And when we first kissed, I floated away in my dreams.
Happy Valentine's Day My Love!
Rearrange 'new door' to make one word instead.
Rearrange 'new door' to make one word instead.

To strengthen the muscle of your heart, the best exercise is lifting someone else's spirit whenever you can!
Different aspects of life:<br/>
If you become too sentimental it's too hard too lead life.<br/>
But if you become too practical it's too tough too respact relation.<br/>
Good Morning!
Different aspects of life:
If you become too sentimental it's too hard too lead life.
But if you become too practical it's too tough too respact relation.
Good Morning!
Nice line at a Petrol Pump:<br/>
We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!
Nice line at a Petrol Pump:
We are primarily into collecting taxes, but we also sell Petrol and Diesel!
Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?<br/>
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!
Banta: What is worse than a biscuit drowning in the tea?
Santa: The second biscuit on a rescue mission drowns, too!