Clean SMS (Page 8)

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I can lose weight but I hate losing!
I can lose weight but I hate losing!
I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.<br/>
What am I?
I have a head and tail... but I don't have a body.
What am I?

Strength grows when we dare; 
Unity grows when we pair; 
Love grows when we share; 
And relationships grow when we care!
Strength grows when we dare;
Unity grows when we pair;
Love grows when we share;
And relationships grow when we care!
Always carry some madness in your life because that is the only thing that can keep your innocence alive!
Always carry some madness in your life because that is the only thing that can keep your innocence alive!
Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?<br/>
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
Santa is in the bathroom and his wife, Jeeto shouts from outside: Could you find the shampoo?
Santa: Yes, but I'm not sure what to do... it's for dry hair, and I've just wet mine!
The secret of enjoying a good wine:<br/>
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.<br/>
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
The secret of enjoying a good wine:
1. Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.
2. If it does not look like it's breathing give it mouth to mouth!
If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to?
If Bill Gate's mother gets bored, what will you call her?
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Take a Guess....
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MOTHER-BOARD!
A clean house indicates that the net is down!
Have a heart that never hardens;<br/>
Have a smile that never fades;<br/>
Have a touch that never burnt;<br/>
And have friendship that never breaks!
Have a heart that never hardens;
Have a smile that never fades;
Have a touch that never burnt;
And have friendship that never breaks!

Quotes

By altering our attitudes we can alter our lives.

Trivia

The word 'Baklava' is derived from an old Mongolian word, Baγla: to pile up or layer.

Graffiti

I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania!