Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a  man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!
Money only impresses lazy girls. When a woman works hard, a man with money is a bonus - not a ladder to upgrade!
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
Becoming an adult is probably the dumbest thing you could ever do!
Pay attention to your gut feelings. No matter how good something looks, if it doesn't feel right, walk away!
Pay attention to your gut feelings. No matter how good something looks, if it doesn't feel right, walk away!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended. 
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not yet offended.
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly!
Problems never stay long, they just put the signature in the experience book of your life and move away. 
Good Morning!
Problems never stay long, they just put the signature in the experience book of your life and move away.
Good Morning!
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch. 

Bunty: How's that possible? 

Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
Pappu: A car smashed into my bicycle, and I didn't even get a scratch.
Bunty: How's that possible?
Pappu: My sister, Pinky was riding it!
80% of women use silence to express pain.  You know she's truly hurt
when she chooses to ignore you!
80% of women use silence to express pain.
You know she's truly hurt when she chooses to ignore you!
Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet: 
This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!
Box Office Flop #BombayVelvet:
This is what happens when you change a city's name from Mumbai. Shiv Sena must be damn happy!
She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person. 
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot. 
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
She doesn't say 'I love you' like a normal person.
Instead, she'll laugh, shake her head, give you a little smile, and say. You're an idiot.
If she tells you you're an idiot, you are a lucky man!
Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again!
Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again!