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I don't hate even a single person on Friends' List.
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I have blocked them all!
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference!
Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference!
Please kiss the Hell out of me!
Please kiss the Hell out of me!
I lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
Ten men were in a boat on the river Ganges. <br/>
The boat turns over, and all men sink to the bottom of the river, yet
not a single man got wet !<br/>
Why?
Ten men were in a boat on the river Ganges.
The boat turns over, and all men sink to the bottom of the river, yet not a single man got wet !
Why?

Wishing you and your family, health, success and a journey towards the
never ending light.<br/>
May this festival fill your mind with peace and tranquility!<br/>

Happy Diwali!
Wishing you and your family, health, success and a journey towards the never ending light.
May this festival fill your mind with peace and tranquility!
Happy Diwali!
May all your witches come true;<br/>
Wild ghosts appear in your dreams.<br/>
And monsters trample your fears.<br/>
Happy Halloween!
May all your witches come true;
Wild ghosts appear in your dreams.
And monsters trample your fears.
Happy Halloween!
A lonely tear is set out free;<br/>
I'm sitting alone for all to see;<br/>
You're far away, how can it be?<br/>
My heart cries out, 'Come back to me!'
A lonely tear is set out free;
I'm sitting alone for all to see;
You're far away, how can it be?
My heart cries out, "Come back to me!"
Today I walked on the road, Suddenly 5 policemen surrounded me.
I got amazed and enquired from the police, "Why are you surrounding me?"
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Police: Because the govt. ordered "Save our Tigers"!
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text
can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.<br/>

Good Morning!
We're not too close in distance. We're not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.
Good Morning!

Quotes

The basis of optimism is sheer terror.

Trivia

The song 'Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon' in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song. The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film.

Graffiti

Life is really harmful, people die of it.