Sanjay Dutt wanted to express his feelings on Twitter before surrendering but abstained because the sentence is too long!
Banta: Why can't women drive well?
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Good thing come to those who wait...
But better things come to those who don't give up!
Have a nice weekend!
But better things come to those who don't give up!
Have a nice weekend!
Jeeto to Preeto, "You must see my doctor".
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
Preeto: But there is nothing wrong with me.
Jeeto: He is so good that he will find something!
If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study!
Tears don't come when you miss a person but they come when you don't want to miss a person!
Miss you, my love!
Miss you, my love!
If life is a game, I wish you Game, Set and Match;
If life is a journey, I wish you a walk on the rose petals;
If life is a joy, I wish for you an eternal smile!
Good Luck!
If life is a journey, I wish you a walk on the rose petals;
If life is a joy, I wish for you an eternal smile!
Good Luck!
Before you go to sleep, don't forget to pray;
Because God gave you this day to do something eventful with it!
Have a peaceful night!
Because God gave you this day to do something eventful with it!
Have a peaceful night!
Two things indicate Weakness:
1. To be silent, when it is a proper time to speak.
2. To speak, when it is a proper time to be silent.
Good Day!
1. To be silent, when it is a proper time to speak.
2. To speak, when it is a proper time to be silent.
Good Day!
Once Santa went for skydiving. The instructor told him to open the parachute when he starts recognising the faces of the people standing on the ground.
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"
Santa doubting the instructions, "What if I don't know anyone?"