• Remembering those days, when I used to `stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand`.<br/>
Now, `standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand`!
    Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".
    Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
  • During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.<br/>
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
    During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.
    Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
  • Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?<br/>
In the US visa interview queue!
    Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?
    In the US visa interview queue!
  • I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.<br/>
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.<br/>
When will I learn?
    I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.
    In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
    When will I learn?
  • Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!
    Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!
  • Working from home:<br/>
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
    Working from home:
    My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
  • We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!
    We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!
  • A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!
    A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!
  • Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.<br/>
My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
    Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.
    My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
  • I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!
    I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!