• Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?<br/>
Pappu: Uncle-biotic!
    Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?
    Pappu: Uncle-biotic!
  • Mysterious Fact:<br/>
Even women don't understand women at times!
    Mysterious Fact:
    Even women don't understand women at times!
  • Fitness Status:<br/>
I just yawned and my jaw cramped!
    Fitness Status:
    I just yawned and my jaw cramped!
  • I always go to a female dentist just to hear a woman telling me to open my mouth instead of shutting it!
    I always go to a female dentist just to hear a woman telling me to open my mouth instead of shutting it!
  • We have successfully prevented a second wave of coronavirus.<br/>
By keeping the first one still going!
    We have successfully prevented a second wave of coronavirus.
    By keeping the first one still going!
  • The husband bought a car worth Rs 4 lakh in 2010<br/>
The wife took jewellery worth Rs 4 lakh. Today the resale value of the car is 1 lakh and the resale value of the wife's jewellery is 16 lakh rupees.<br/>
Never stop your wife from shopping!
    The husband bought a car worth Rs 4 lakh in 2010
    The wife took jewellery worth Rs 4 lakh. Today the resale value of the car is 1 lakh and the resale value of the wife's jewellery is 16 lakh rupees.
    Never stop your wife from shopping!
  • Job interview:<br/>
Interviewer: Describe the leadership role you've had.<br/>
Me: When it's time to leave the office, I'm always the first one to lead the way!
    Job interview:
    Interviewer: Describe the leadership role you've had.
    Me: When it's time to leave the office, I'm always the first one to lead the way!
  • Fencing is the ultimate COVID-19 sport. You wear a mask. You wear gloves. If anyone gets within 6 feet of you, you stab him!
    Fencing is the ultimate COVID-19 sport. You wear a mask. You wear gloves. If anyone gets within 6 feet of you, you stab him!
  • May Murli Manohar continue to shower health and happiness on your family, and may you always remain in His list of favourites.<br/>
Happy Janmashtami!
    May Murli Manohar continue to shower health and happiness on your family, and may you always remain in His list of favourites.
    Happy Janmashtami!
  • Your soul already knows what to do.<br/>
You just need to silence your mind!
    Your soul already knows what to do.
    You just need to silence your mind!