• Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.<br/>
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
    Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.
    Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
  • I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.<br/>
I said, `Ab Aur Kitna Girega?`<br/>
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
    I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.
    I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
    Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
  • Rashid Khan is a 20-year-old & Mujeeb is just 17.<br/>
Imagine what they could have achieved if they were in India!! With the right coaching, amazing ecosystem & the guidance from everyone around, they would have easily cracked the IIT JEE exam to study engineering!<br/>
#Cricketmemes
    Rashid Khan is a 20-year-old & Mujeeb is just 17.
    Imagine what they could have achieved if they were in India!! With the right coaching, amazing ecosystem & the guidance from everyone around, they would have easily cracked the IIT JEE exam to study engineering!
    #Cricketmemes
  • Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
    Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!
  • There's a name for people who can't remember anything.<br/>
Those people are called parents!
    There's a name for people who can't remember anything.
    Those people are called parents!
  • As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!
    As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!
  • Virgos do not want everybody as their friend. In fact, they are very choosy about their friend circle.<br/>
Thank you for choosing me as your friend.<br/>
Happy Birthday!
    Virgos do not want everybody as their friend. In fact, they are very choosy about their friend circle.
    Thank you for choosing me as your friend.
    Happy Birthday!
  • To those having a hard time right now, you must realize, it's only temporary. You will grow through this!
    To those having a hard time right now, you must realize, it's only temporary. You will grow through this!
  • Live like each day is your last! Love like you have never been hurt before! Sing like no one is listening! Dance like no one is watching!<br/>
Good Morning!
    Live like each day is your last! Love like you have never been hurt before! Sing like no one is listening! Dance like no one is watching!
    Good Morning!
  • May Allah showers you with all His blessings and bestows you with happiness.<br/>
Have a divine Muharram!
    May Allah showers you with all His blessings and bestows you with happiness.
    Have a divine Muharram!