|Being around weed smokers doesn't mean that I smoke weed I just have friends in high places!|
|Think about it - Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.|
Just stay lazy my friends!
|A request to all friends:|
Always be in touch. Ask ISRO how painful it is to lose contact!
|Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!|
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
|Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.|
Good Morning and have a great week!
|When I get to work, I first hide.|
Because a good worker is hard to find!
|I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.|
Judge gave me 30 years!
|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
|Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!|