• Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minutes jog.<br/>
So now I sit in the park laughing at all the joggers!
    Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minutes jog.
    So now I sit in the park laughing at all the joggers!
  • Interviewer: You're asking a very high salary for someone who has no experience in this field.<br/>
Candidate: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I have no idea what I'm doing!
    Interviewer: You're asking a very high salary for someone who has no experience in this field.
    Candidate: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I have no idea what I'm doing!
  • Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte.<br/>
Son: Main Karta Hun Mom.<br/>
Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai!
    Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte.
    Son: Main Karta Hun Mom.
    Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai!
  • A South Indian couple adopted a kid named Lokesh. They changed his name to Lokeshan.<br/>
He drives UBER - 'Lokeshan has reached your location`!
    A South Indian couple adopted a kid named Lokesh. They changed his name to Lokeshan.
    He drives UBER - 'Lokeshan has reached your location"!
  • If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway!
    If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway!
  • When she says, `Let me think about it.`<br/>
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
    When she says, "Let me think about it."
    There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?<br/>
Bison!
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?
    Bison!
  • ਦੁਕਾਲੰ ਪ੍ਰਣਾਸੀ ਦਇਆਲੰ ਸਰੂਪੇ।।<br/>
ਸਦਾ ਅੰਗ ਸੰਗੇ ਅਭੰਗੰ ਬਿਭੂਤੇ ।।<br/><br/>

You are the Destroyer of hard times & Embodiment of Mercy.<br/>
You are Ever present with all, You are the Indestructible & Glorious, O Lord!
    ਦੁਕਾਲੰ ਪ੍ਰਣਾਸੀ ਦਇਆਲੰ ਸਰੂਪੇ।।
    ਸਦਾ ਅੰਗ ਸੰਗੇ ਅਭੰਗੰ ਬਿਭੂਤੇ ।।

    You are the Destroyer of hard times & Embodiment of Mercy.
    You are Ever present with all, You are the Indestructible & Glorious, O Lord!
  • Happy birthday to the Cleverest sign of the Zodiac!
    Happy birthday to the Cleverest sign of the Zodiac!
  • I didn't miss it by much, did I?<br/>
Happy Birthday!
    I didn't miss it by much, did I?
    Happy Birthday!
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