• Being around weed smokers doesn't mean that I smoke weed I just have friends in high places!
    Being around weed smokers doesn't mean that I smoke weed I just have friends in high places!
  • Think about it - Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.<br/>
Just stay lazy my friends!
    Think about it - Every single corpse on Mt. Everest was once a highly motivated person.
    Just stay lazy my friends!
  • A request to all friends:<br/>
Always be in touch. Ask ISRO how painful it is to lose contact!
    A request to all friends:
    Always be in touch. Ask ISRO how painful it is to lose contact!
  • Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
    Kewal Automobile Hi Nahi, But Economy Pe Aisa 'OLA' Gira Hai Ki Lagta Hai Desh Is Se Jaldi 'Uber' Nahi Payega!
  • Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
  • Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Not all storms come to disrupt your life, some come to clear your path.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • When I get to work, I first hide.<br/>
Because a good worker is hard to find!
    When I get to work, I first hide.
    Because a good worker is hard to find!
  • I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.<br/>
Judge gave me 30 years!
    I went to the doctor and he gave me 2 months to live. So I shot him.
    Judge gave me 30 years!
  • If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.<br/>
This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
    This is why people with no sense of humour have a heightened sense of self-importance.
  • Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!
    Best part about my relationship is that whenever we have an argument, I just stop imagining her!