• I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!
    I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!
  • Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
    Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
  • Banta: I lost my dog today.<br/>
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.<br/>
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
    Banta: I lost my dog today.
    Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
    Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
  • When I accidentally make a noise that sounds like a fart, I'll do it over again just to make sure people know it wasn't a fart!
    When I accidentally make a noise that sounds like a fart, I'll do it over again just to make sure people know it wasn't a fart!
  • If you're famous you get assassinated.<br/>
Otherwise you just get murdered!
    If you're famous you get assassinated.
    Otherwise you just get murdered!
  • I think the Gods are Punjabi. Fed up with the state of the country one of them said, `Mitti Pao!` and the weather God took it too seriously!
    I think the Gods are Punjabi. Fed up with the state of the country one of them said, `Mitti Pao!` and the weather God took it too seriously!
  • A boy has as many sisters as brothers. But each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
    A boy has as many sisters as brothers. But each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?
  • Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me how to step and throw, how to field a grounder, how to follow through and pretty much every other important thing I know about baseball and living!
    Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me how to step and throw, how to field a grounder, how to follow through and pretty much every other important thing I know about baseball and living!
  • Whenever I fell and was unable to get up; you'd pull me up and dust me down and cheered with the piece of hope to carry on. You've been my anchor, Dad.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Father's Day!
    Whenever I fell and was unable to get up; you'd pull me up and dust me down and cheered with the piece of hope to carry on. You've been my anchor, Dad.
    Wish you a very Happy Father's Day!
  • Thank you for the so many wonderful things you do that I fail to notice. <br/>
Happy Father's Day, Dad!
    Thank you for the so many wonderful things you do that I fail to notice.
    Happy Father's Day, Dad!