• Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.<br/>
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
    Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.
    Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
  • I said Alexa, what do women want?<br/>
The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
    I said Alexa, what do women want?
    The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
  • After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.<br/>
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
    After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.
    Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
  • I got called pretty today.<br/>
Well, actually the full statement was `you're pretty annoying.`<br/>
But I only focus on positive things!
    I got called pretty today.
    Well, actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying."
    But I only focus on positive things!
  • Struggle is just another word for growth!
    Struggle is just another word for growth!
  • 3 lessons to learn from a pencil:
    1. Pain always sharpens you.
    2. Everything you do leaves a mark.
    3. What's inside you is useful, not what's outside.
    Good Morning!
  • My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.<br/>
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
    My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.
    To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.<br/>
I mean don't they have thoughts?
    People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.
    I mean don't they have thoughts?
  • I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!
    I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!
  • How does the Easter Bunny travel?<br/>
By hare plane!
    How does the Easter Bunny travel?
    By hare plane!