|Just cancelled my ticket for going Abroad.|
Unnecessarily, why create a doubt in my Banker's mind!
|By God's grace and with your blessings, I have done well in life. |
Without taking any loan under LOU from PNB, I have bought my very own private Jet.
It's attached to my toilet seat!
|Meanwhile in CID |
ACP Pradyumn: Lalit, Mallya, Nirav - L M N "Kuch Samjhe Daya?"
Daya: Yes Sir, Ab next Scamster Ka Naam O Se Start Hoga!
|If you are not Living on the Edge then probably you are occupying too much space!|
|Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? |
Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!
|People say they slept like a baby as if it's a good thing. |
Waking up screaming every two hours doesn't sound that restful to me!
|Wife clicks a picture of her food she prepared for dinner and uploads on Facebook. |
One hour later at dinner time, she served food to her husband.
Husband: The food tastes awful.
Wife: 523 people have liked and 102 people have commented appreciating it. It's only you who always have a problem with my cooking!
|It's time to just be happy. |
Being sad, angry, and overthinking isn't worth it anymore.
Just let things flow. Be Positive!
|Never let the sadness of your past and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present!|
|Everything happens for a reason: live it, love it, learn from it! Make your smile change the world but don't let the world change your smile. |
Good Morning and have a great weekend!