|Remembering those days, when I used to "stand near the bar with a scotch in my hand".|
Now, "standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in my hand"!
|During these difficult times, it would be smart to put on jeans once in a while to make sure they still fit.|
Pyjamas and sweat pants will make you believe that all is well!
|Where do you find the most well-behaved Indians?|
In the US visa interview queue!
|I told my wife that she forgot to switch off the lights in the kitchen last night.|
In response, she gave me a chronological listing of all the wrong things I did in the last 10 years.
When will I learn?
|Now I know why dogs get so excited to go for walks!|
|Working from home:|
My wife filed a harassment complaint against me to my office HR!
|We live in Space but nobody thinks about it because we're grounded on our planet!|
|A lot of people must have realized that the world still goes on without them going to work!|
|Since we've been on lockdown I've developed a taste for fabric conditioner.|
My doctor says I'm fine, I've just been 'comfort' eating!
|I love you with all my belly. I would have said heart, but my belly is bigger!|