|Research has shown that laughing for 2 minutes is just as healthy as a 20 minutes jog.|
So now I sit in the park laughing at all the joggers!
|Interviewer: You're asking a very high salary for someone who has no experience in this field.|
Candidate: Well, this job is going to be super hard since I have no idea what I'm doing!
|Mom: Ajkal Ke Bachhe Arrange Marriage Pe Vishwas Hi Nahi Karte.|
Son: Main Karta Hun Mom.
Mom: Haan Beta, Kyonki Tere Paas Sirf Wahi Ek Option Hai!
|A South Indian couple adopted a kid named Lokesh. They changed his name to Lokeshan.|
He drives UBER - 'Lokeshan has reached your location"!
|If you eat well, get good sleep, exercise and drink plenty of water... you'll die anyway!|
|When she says, "Let me think about it."|
There is 99.9% chance that she has already arrived at 'No'!
|What did the buffalo say to his son when he left?|
|ਦੁਕਾਲੰ ਪ੍ਰਣਾਸੀ ਦਇਆਲੰ ਸਰੂਪੇ।।|
ਸਦਾ ਅੰਗ ਸੰਗੇ ਅਭੰਗੰ ਬਿਭੂਤੇ ।।
You are the Destroyer of hard times & Embodiment of Mercy.
You are Ever present with all, You are the Indestructible & Glorious, O Lord!
|Happy birthday to the Cleverest sign of the Zodiac!|
|I didn't miss it by much, did I?|