|Teacher: What is the opposite of antibiotic?|
Even women don't understand women at times!
I just yawned and my jaw cramped!
|I always go to a female dentist just to hear a woman telling me to open my mouth instead of shutting it!|
|We have successfully prevented a second wave of coronavirus.|
By keeping the first one still going!
|The husband bought a car worth Rs 4 lakh in 2010|
The wife took jewellery worth Rs 4 lakh. Today the resale value of the car is 1 lakh and the resale value of the wife's jewellery is 16 lakh rupees.
Never stop your wife from shopping!
Interviewer: Describe the leadership role you've had.
Me: When it's time to leave the office, I'm always the first one to lead the way!
|Fencing is the ultimate COVID-19 sport. You wear a mask. You wear gloves. If anyone gets within 6 feet of you, you stab him!|
|May Murli Manohar continue to shower health and happiness on your family, and may you always remain in His list of favourites.|
|Your soul already knows what to do.|
You just need to silence your mind!