|I can't really walk the walk or talk the talk but if you need me to drink the drink them I am all yours!|
|Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?|
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks!
|Banta: I lost my dog today.|
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read!
|When I accidentally make a noise that sounds like a fart, I'll do it over again just to make sure people know it wasn't a fart!|
|If you're famous you get assassinated.|
Otherwise you just get murdered!
|I think the Gods are Punjabi. Fed up with the state of the country one of them said, `Mitti Pao!` and the weather God took it too seriously!|
|A boy has as many sisters as brothers. But each sister has only half as many sisters as brothers. How many brothers and sisters are there in the family?|
|Happy Father's Day to the man who taught me how to step and throw, how to field a grounder, how to follow through and pretty much every other important thing I know about baseball and living!|
|Whenever I fell and was unable to get up; you'd pull me up and dust me down and cheered with the piece of hope to carry on. You've been my anchor, Dad.|
Wish you a very Happy Father's Day!
|Thank you for the so many wonderful things you do that I fail to notice. |
Happy Father's Day, Dad!