|Bunty: I want a job where I can start at the top.|
Pappu: Why don't you start with 'Grave Digging'?
|I said Alexa, what do women want?|
The damn thing has not shut up for the most three days!
|After 40... never go with your spouse for a walk.|
Calories Burn Karni Hai, Khoon Nahi!
|I got called pretty today.|
Well, actually the full statement was "you're pretty annoying."
But I only focus on positive things!
|Struggle is just another word for growth!|
|3 lessons to learn from a pencil:|
1. Pain always sharpens you.
2. Everything you do leaves a mark.
3. What's inside you is useful, not what's outside.
|My wife complains I don't buy her flowers.|
To be honest, I didn't know she sold flowers!
|People who can fall asleep quickly freaks me out.|
I mean don't they have thoughts?
|I wanted to be a comedian but then I realized there is a tough competition in Politics!|
|How does the Easter Bunny travel?|
By hare plane!