|It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.|
She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
|What is the most dangerous thing in the world?|
A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
|HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris. |
Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?
HR: Noida Sector 3!
|Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?|
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
|Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!|
|Never say, 'I can't';|
Always say, 'I'll try'!
|Life is too short to worry and too long to wait.|
So get up and get going and celebrate each day of your life with hardcore energy, as if there is no tomorrow.
Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!
|I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!|
|Parent: What did you learn at school today? |
Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
|Pehle Lakdi Ki Gudiya Hua Karti Thi. |
Ab To 'Dolby Digital' Milne Lagi Hain!