• The lack of pockets on women's pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags!
    The lack of pockets on women's pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags!
  • Can we make a waterbed more bouncy by using 'spring' water?
    Can we make a waterbed more bouncy by using 'spring' water?
  • Don't let the shadows of your past darken the doorstep of your future. Forgive and let go!
    Don't let the shadows of your past darken the doorstep of your future. Forgive and let go!
  • Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is.
    Good Morning!
  • I went to the hospital for a stress test.<br/>
They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car!<br/>
And I failed the test!
    I went to the hospital for a stress test.
    They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car!
    And I failed the test!
  • Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.<br/>
It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
    Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.
    It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
  • Britain is the best place for foodies, you lose pounds everytime you eat!
    Britain is the best place for foodies, you lose pounds everytime you eat!
  • My Mobile: Quad-Core<br/>
My Laptop: Octa-Core<br/>
My Friends: Haram-Core
    My Mobile: Quad-Core
    My Laptop: Octa-Core
    My Friends: Haram-Core
  • The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to prove that they're not robot!
    The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to prove that they're not robot!
  • Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!
    Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!