|The dumbest thing I have purchased was a 2020 planner!|
|On average, a Panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.|
This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which is why we call it a 'Pandemic'!
|Thanks to the low pollution, I can now clearly see my wife yelling at me from three rooms away!|
|I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`|
She then stared at me and I stared back.
Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!
|2019: I wish I could spend more time at home.|
2020: I wish I could get out of the house and go to work!
Tera World Tour Kab Khatam Hoga Re?
|We've done more for the environment by doing absolutely nothing than we have in years!|
|Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.|
I miss my friends!
|L: Let your|
O: Optimism and
K: Kill all the
W: Weirdness and
associated with COVID-19
|Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.|
Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?