|Only dead fish go with the flow!|
|You will never have this day again so make it count.|
|Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?|
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
|If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.|
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
|Not all math puns are terrible.|
|Why did a blind man fall into a well?|
Because he couldn't see that well!
|Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi!|
|Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!|
|Try to crack this:|
5 - 4 = 23
8 - 1 = 63
6 -16 = 32
9 - 9 = 78
3 - 9 = 6
3 - 81 = ?
|Revolution did not necessarily involve sanguinary strife. It was not a cult of bomb and pistol.|
~ Bhagat Singh
Salute to the legend on his martyrdom!