• The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually... I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore!
    The best thing about working out and eating well is knowing that eventually... I'll be dead and won't have to do this anymore!
  • I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
    I'd agree with you but then we'd both be wrong!
  • Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me!
    Sometimes I pretend to be normal but it gets boring. So I go back to being me!
  • Alarm Clock:<br/>
A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!
    Alarm Clock:
    A device that wakes everyone up except the person who has set the alarm!
  • Congratulations on getting a bag full of marks in boards!
    Congratulations on getting a bag full of marks in boards!
  • Your superlative result reiterates the fact about your great potential in achieving excellence!<br/>
Congrats from all of us!
    Your superlative result reiterates the fact about your great potential in achieving excellence!
    Congrats from all of us!
  • Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, and always will!
    Loved you yesterday, love you still, always have, and always will!
  • Life happens but Coffee helps!
    Life happens but Coffee helps!
  • Men don't need men's day.<br/>
Just 'Happy Hours' is sufficient!
    Men don't need men's day.
    Just 'Happy Hours' is sufficient!
  • Mom has taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!
    Mom has taught me that if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them!