• How to convert an Electron into Neutron?<br/>
Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges!
    How to convert an Electron into Neutron?
    Pass it through Indian Judiciary, it will become free of all charges!
  • What do you call Santa Claus who doesn't give anything?<br/>
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'Ghanta Claus '!
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    'Ghanta Claus '!
  • May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish you lots of love, joy & happiness.
A Merry Christmas to you and your family!
    May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy & happiness. A Merry Christmas to you and your family!
  • The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree.<br />
Those gifts are friends, family, kids & the ones you love.
Merry Christmas!
    The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree.
    Those gifts are friends, family, kids & the ones you love. Merry Christmas!
  • Your kind soul is a gift no one can ever match.<br />
Prosperity and an abundance of love is my wish for you and your family this Christmas.
    Your kind soul is a gift no one can ever match.
    Prosperity and an abundance of love is my wish for you and your family this Christmas.
  • These flowers represent hugs and kisses to tell you how I wish you were here, and not on that sick bed.<br />
Get well soon!
    These flowers represent hugs and kisses to tell you how I wish you were here, and not on that sick bed.
    Get well soon!
  • Happy Birthday to a saintly mom who sacrificed many a precious moment in her life, so that I could have them in mine!
    Happy Birthday to a saintly mom who sacrificed many a precious moment in her life, so that I could have them in mine!
  • Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.<br />
Jeeto: Why?<br />
Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
    Pappu to his mom: I am glad you named me Pappu.
    Jeeto: Why?
    Pappu: Because that's what all the kids at school call me!
  • Santa in extreme pain, `How much to have a tooth pulled?`<br />
Dentist: Rs 1200.<br />
Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?<br />
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
    Santa in extreme pain, "How much to have a tooth pulled?"
    Dentist: Rs 1200.
    Santa: 1200 bucks for a few minutes job?
    Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!
  • `There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM`, Modi said.<br/>
He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!
    "There would've been no 2G scam if I were PM", Modi said.
    He is PM now and there is no 2G scam anymore!