|The lack of pockets on women's pants is part of a conspiracy to sell more purses and hand bags!|
|Can we make a waterbed more bouncy by using 'spring' water?|
|Don't let the shadows of your past darken the doorstep of your future. Forgive and let go!|
|Stop telling God how big your problems are and start telling your problems how big your God is.|
|I went to the hospital for a stress test.|
They connected the machines and made me watch my wife parking my car!
And I failed the test!
|Drinking Alcohol is great for my health.|
It takes me three times as long to walk home from the pub!
|Britain is the best place for foodies, you lose pounds everytime you eat!|
|My Mobile: Quad-Core|
My Laptop: Octa-Core
My Friends: Haram-Core
|The biggest joke on mankind is that a computer program is asking human to prove that they're not robot!|
|Exercised two days in a row so I'm pretty much ready for the next Olympics!|