• It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.<br/>
She often says, `Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?`
    It is said that women can map a man and solve the mystery in no time. But my wife has not been able to do so till date.
    She often says, "Mujhe Toh Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki Mere Papa Ne Aap Mein Kya Dekha?"
  • What is the most dangerous thing in the world?<br/>
A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
    What is the most dangerous thing in the world?
    A new car + 'L' sign + Woman driver!
  • HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris. <br/>
Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?<br/>
HR: Noida Sector 3!
    HR: We are a US based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris.
    Employee (with excitement): What will be my job location?
    HR: Noida Sector 3!
  • Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?<br/>
Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
    Banta: Why we do 'Haldi' ceremony in weddings?
    Santa: The Haldi Ceremony for the groom is actually a refined form of marination of the chicken before it is sent for roasting!
  • Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!
    Work is for people who don't know how to play 'Golf'!
  • Never say, 'I can't';<br/>
Always say, 'I'll try'!
    Never say, 'I can't';
    Always say, 'I'll try'!
  • Life is too short to worry and too long to wait.<br/>
So get up and get going and celebrate each day of your life with hardcore energy, as if there is no tomorrow.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!
    Life is too short to worry and too long to wait.
    So get up and get going and celebrate each day of your life with hardcore energy, as if there is no tomorrow.
    Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!
  • I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!
    I'm not sure if my body can handle much more of this 'getting out of bed' nonsense!
  • Parent: What did you learn at school today? <br/>
Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
    Parent: What did you learn at school today?
    Kid: Apparently not enough. I have to go back tomorrow!
  • Pehle Lakdi Ki Gudiya Hua Karti Thi. <br/>
Ab To 'Dolby Digital' Milne Lagi Hain!
    Pehle Lakdi Ki Gudiya Hua Karti Thi.
    Ab To 'Dolby Digital' Milne Lagi Hain!
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