|Today a grandson asked his grandfather, Nana what is this #MeToo?|
Nana: It is a retirement Insurance plan for ladies.
Grandson: How it works?
Nana: Ladies indulge in everything but when Career is over, they invoke this Insurance plan and TV channels provide them cover.
|Hindi: Iss Tarah Aashiqui Ka Asar chhod Jaunga!|
English: Love Bites!
|Ranveer orders a Lehenga.|
Deepika: Wow it's so pretty, Thank you!
Ranveer: Yeh Taufa humne khud ko diya hai.
|The biggest suspense of life is that:|
You don't know who is Praying for you;
Who is Playing with you.
|Happy Vs. Tension:|
Khushi Ek Aisi Cheez Hai, Jo Aapke Paas Na Hone K Baad Bhi Aap Chahen To Dusre Ko De Sakte Ho.
Maze Ki Baat Ye Hai K Tension Bhi Aisi Hi Cheez Hai.
|Boy: I am in love with you totally.|
Girl: Tu totla! Tela baap totla!
|A best friend isn't someone who's just always there for you. It's someone who understands you a bit more than you understand yourself!|
|I really appreciate you:|
Your helpful, giving ways.
And how your generous heart;
Your unselfishness displays.
|May the love that you share lasts a lifetime and may you accomplish all the dreams a that you have entwined together! A very happy Wedding Anniversary to a wonderful couple!|
|The single finger which wipes out tears during our failure is much better than the 10 fingers which come together to clap for our victory.|