• If I get married again it'll be when I'm very old so that my time will end before the misery starts!
  • Holi is the perfect day to strengthen the bond of every relationship and get closer.<br/>
Never let the chance waste in vain and enjoy the festival to its fullest!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Holi!
    Holi is the perfect day to strengthen the bond of every relationship and get closer.
    Never let the chance waste in vain and enjoy the festival to its fullest!
    Wish you a very Happy Holi!
  • On Messenger:<br/>
Me: Cant find my suitcas<br/>
Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.<br/>
Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?<br/>
Friend: Attach E!
    On Messenger:
    Me: Cant find my suitcas
    Friend: Bro, Hindi Mein Likh Le Agar Spelling Nahi Aati Toh.
    Me: Kiski? Kya Galat Hai?
    Friend: Attach E!
  • Which Bengali heroine's name is used by Punjabis to console their friends?<br/>
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  • Warning:<br/>
The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
    Warning:
    The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not!
  • I don't hate school.<br/>
I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
    I don't hate school.
    I just hate the teachers, the homework, the exams and waking up early in the morning!
  • I just realized short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They're basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans!
    I just realized short people consume less food, require less clothing material, and a larger number of them can fit on earth. They're basically eco-friendly, sustainable humans!
  • The secret of being happy is accepting where you are in life and making the most out of every day!
  • Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?<br/>
Pencil confused him - 2B or not 2B!
    Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
    Pencil confused him - 2B or not 2B!
  • Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.<br/>
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
    Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.
    They do it with vacation pictures on social media!