• Irony:<br/>
The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!
    Irony:
    The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!
  • Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta!
    Girlfriend Ke Maamlo Mein Kuchh Ladke Itne Unlucky Hote Hai Ki Unke Mobile Mein Bhi Setting Ka Button Easily Nahi Milta!
  • What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?<br/>
A pi-thon!
    What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
    A pi-thon!
  • <b>#firstofall</b><br/><br/>
 
We need to talk later.<br/>
First of all, I have anxiety. Tell me now!
    #firstofall

    We need to talk later.
    First of all, I have anxiety. Tell me now!
  • Indians love Alcohol so much...<br/>
If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.<br/>
If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.<br/>
If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.<br/>
We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
    Indians love Alcohol so much...
    If something good happens, they drink to celebrate it.
    If something bad happens, they drink to forget it and drown their sorrows.
    If nothing happens, they drink to make things happen.
    We need to do something about this problem my fellow people, Please can we meet for a drink and discuss this?
  • At Dinner Table:<br/>
Husband: How many times I have told you not to look at Whatsapp in your mobile while cooking?
There is no salt and tamarind in the Rasam.<br/>
Wife: How many times did I tell you not to watch Facebook in your mobile on the mobile when you eat? It is not Rasam but you added water to rice!
    At Dinner Table:
    Husband: How many times I have told you not to look at Whatsapp in your mobile while cooking? There is no salt and tamarind in the Rasam.
    Wife: How many times did I tell you not to watch Facebook in your mobile on the mobile when you eat? It is not Rasam but you added water to rice!
  • Mickey needs Minnie and Tigger needs Pooh; I need to go to homecoming with you!
    Mickey needs Minnie and Tigger needs Pooh; I need to go to homecoming with you!
  • Cheerful smile a hug or two, happy thoughts are wished for you.<br/>
Feel better soon!
    Cheerful smile a hug or two, happy thoughts are wished for you.
    Feel better soon!
  • You cannot grow unless you are willing to change!
    You cannot grow unless you are willing to change!
  • Rise up and shine for the world is ready to welcome you to another bright and shiny morning.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
    Rise up and shine for the world is ready to welcome you to another bright and shiny morning.
    Good Morning and have a Great Day!