• Only dead fish go with the flow!
    Only dead fish go with the flow!
  • You will never have this day again so make it count.<br/>
Good Morning!
    You will never have this day again so make it count.
    Good Morning!
  • Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?<br/>
Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
    Friend: Bhai Teri Ex Ka Birthday Hai, Wish Ki?
    Me: Nahi Bhai, Only Whiskey!
  • If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.<br/>
And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
    If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it never was.
    And if it just sits there on the sofa, watching TV, unaware that it's been set free, you probably married it or gave birth to it!
  • Not all math puns are terrible.<br/>
Just sum!
    Not all math puns are terrible.
    Just sum!
  • Why did a blind man fall into a well?<br/>
Because he couldn't see that well!
    Why did a blind man fall into a well?
    Because he couldn't see that well!
  • Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi!
    Aggar Aap Roj 2 Glass Lauki Ka Juice Piyenge Toh Na Kewal Aapka Weight Kam Hoga, Aapki Jeene Ki Ichha Bhi Kam Ho Jayegi!
  • Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!
    Sometimes when you're in a dark place, you think you've been buried; but you've actually been planted!
  • Try to crack this:<br/><br/>

5 - 4 = 23<br/>
8 - 1 = 63<br/>
6 -16 = 32<br/>
9 - 9 = 78<br/>
3 - 9 = 6<br/>
3 - 81 = ?
    Try to crack this:

    5 - 4 = 23
    8 - 1 = 63
    6 -16 = 32
    9 - 9 = 78
    3 - 9 = 6
    3 - 81 = ?
  • Revolution did not necessarily involve sanguinary strife. It was not a cult of bomb and pistol.<br/>
~ Bhagat Singh<br/>
Salute to the legend on his martyrdom!
    Revolution did not necessarily involve sanguinary strife. It was not a cult of bomb and pistol.
    ~ Bhagat Singh
    Salute to the legend on his martyrdom!