• The dumbest thing I have purchased was a 2020 planner!
    The dumbest thing I have purchased was a 2020 planner!
  • On average, a Panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.<br/>
This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which is why we call it a 'Pandemic'!
    On average, a Panda feeds for approximately 12 hours per day.
    This is the same as an adult at home under quarantine, which is why we call it a 'Pandemic'!
  • Thanks to the low pollution, I can now clearly see my wife yelling at me from three rooms away!
    Thanks to the low pollution, I can now clearly see my wife yelling at me from three rooms away!
  • I told my wife, `I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`<br/>
She then stared at me and I stared back. <br/>
Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!
    I told my wife, "I'm a wild animal that can't be controlled. I'll do what I want when I want.`
    She then stared at me and I stared back.
    Then we both laughed and I quickly started mopping the floor!
  • 2019: I wish I could spend more time at home.<br/>

2020: I wish I could get out of the house and go to work!
    2019: I wish I could spend more time at home.
    2020: I wish I could get out of the house and go to work!
  • Dear Corona,<br/>

Tera World Tour Kab Khatam Hoga Re?
    Dear Corona,
    Tera World Tour Kab Khatam Hoga Re?
  • We've done more for the environment by doing absolutely nothing than we have in years!
    We've done more for the environment by doing absolutely nothing than we have in years!
  • Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.<br/>
I miss my friends!
    Friendship shall also be decalted as an essential service.
    I miss my friends!
  • L: Let your<br/>
O: Optimism and<br/>
C: Calmness<br/>
K: Kill all the<br/>
D: Distress,<br/>
O: Obsession,<br/>
W: Weirdness and<br/>
N:  Negativity<br/>
associated with COVID-19
    L: Let your
    O: Optimism and
    C: Calmness
    K: Kill all the
    D: Distress,
    O: Obsession,
    W: Weirdness and
    N: Negativity
    associated with COVID-19
  • Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.<br/>
Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?
    Husband: I'm gonna exercise every day so that my body looks fabulous when the quarantine is over.
    Wife: That's okay, but what are you going to do about your face?