• Lady: I want to order a soup.<br/>
Waiter: Madam, we have Clear soup and GST soup.<br/>
Lady: What is GST soup?<br/>
Waiter: It is not clear!
    Lady: I want to order a soup.
    Waiter: Madam, we have Clear soup and GST soup.
    Lady: What is GST soup?
    Waiter: It is not clear!
  • Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!
    Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!
  • Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation!
    Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation!
  • All dishes can be barbecue dishes if you're a pathetic cook!
    All dishes can be barbecue dishes if you're a pathetic cook!
  • In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.
    In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.
  • There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so!
    There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so!
  • Mistakes make us human. Failures help us grow;<br/>
Hope keeps us going;<br/>
And love is the reason we're alive.<br/>
Keep learning, loving and living.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Mistakes make us human. Failures help us grow;
    Hope keeps us going;
    And love is the reason we're alive.
    Keep learning, loving and living.
    Good Morning!
  • Man: Why do I find so many stones in my Pulaav?<br/>
Waitress: Sir, if I'm not wrong, you ordered 'Kashmiri Pulaav'!
    Man: Why do I find so many stones in my Pulaav?
    Waitress: Sir, if I'm not wrong, you ordered 'Kashmiri Pulaav'!
  • Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.<br/>
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.<br/>
Boycott means Boycott!
    Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.
    But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
    Boycott means Boycott!
  • A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, `Are you single?`<br/>
I happily replied, `Yes...`<br/>
She took away the extra chair in front of me!
    A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"
    I happily replied, "Yes..."
    She took away the extra chair in front of me!
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