|"Let me call you right back."|
Translation: Enjoy the rest of your day!
|Alcohol is not the problem. It's a solution.|
Kyonki Alco.Hal Hai!
|Apne Paas Har Cheez Ka Solution Hai,|
Bas Problem Dusron Ki Honi Chahiye!
|Do not let them take the temperature on your forehead as you enter the supermarket, because it erases your memory.|
I went for macaroni and cheese and came home with two cases of beer!
|Corona Virus symptoms basically are the same feelings you get when your wife is checking your phone.|
Difficulty in breathing
And when you are asked a question the dry cough starts!
|Kolkata is witnessing two days lockdown in a week and every week the days are changing.|
This is a masterstroke by Didi - every week the authorities will keep changing the lockdown days so that virus will not be able to guess which two days to attack.
This is going to break the morale of the virus!
|I can't believe we stayed up and screamed Happy New Year for this bullsh*t!|
|Grandma once said, "Sometimes you have to hug the people you don't like so you know how big to dig the hole in your backyard!"|
|Move in silence. Only speak when it's time to say checkmate!|
|When you transport something by car, it's called shipment. But when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo!|