• You only have to find yourself.
    Everything else, you can Google!
  • How lonely are you?<br/>
Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
    How lonely are you?
    Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
  • People say drunk and disorderly.<br/>
I say spirited and spontaneous!
    People say drunk and disorderly.
    I say spirited and spontaneous!
  • My flirting ability is so bad that I just asked a woman in a food mart for a date and she took me to the packaged fruit aisle!
    My flirting ability is so bad that I just asked a woman in a food mart for a date and she took me to the packaged fruit aisle!
  • Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
    Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!
  • Do you want to know the secret to make your spouse/partner go Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm all night?<br/>
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Duct Tape!
    Do you want to know the secret to make your spouse/partner go Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm all night?





    Duct Tape!
  • Thank you, O Goddess Divine, for sharing your love and radiance for life, flowing through us and around us.
    May each soul receive Her blessings as She comes riding Her lion.
  • I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them!
    I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them!
  • An honest confession by a husband:<br/>
My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
    An honest confession by a husband:
    My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
  • BJP is likely to win American elections.<br/>
Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!
    BJP is likely to win American elections.
    Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!