• The past of eat is ate;<br/>
The future of ate is weight;<br/>
And the funniest part is that people realize it when it's too late!
    The past of eat is ate;
    The future of ate is weight;
    And the funniest part is that people realize it when it's too late!
  • Boy: Can I buy you a drink?<br/>
Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
    Boy: Can I buy you a drink?
    Girl: Sure, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!
  • My friends use to say, `There's plenty of fish in the sea`.<br/>
But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
    My friends use to say, "There's plenty of fish in the sea".
    But looks like I ignored their advice and ended up marrying a whale!
  • I once tried to quickly make a square but I ended up with an octagon...<br/>
That's what happens when you cut corners!
    I once tried to quickly make a square but I ended up with an octagon...
    That's what happens when you cut corners!
  • Superman would just be an average dude, with an average job, on his home planet!
    Superman would just be an average dude, with an average job, on his home planet!
  • Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it but because you paid for it!
    Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it but because you paid for it!
  • Birthdays don't make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year!
    Birthdays don't make you feel older. What makes you feel older is signing up for a new account on a website, and scrolling further and further down each time to find your birth year!
  • Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely!
    Some say you are ugly, Some say you are jungly, Some say you are pugly, but I say you are lovely!
  • Don't worry about what they think. Worry about what you think.<br/>
You have to live with your choices. They don't!
    Don't worry about what they think. Worry about what you think.
    You have to live with your choices. They don't!
  • Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Don't be afraid to change. You may lose something good, but you may gain something even better.
    Good Morning!