|Lady: I want to order a soup.|
Waiter: Madam, we have Clear soup and GST soup.
Lady: What is GST soup?
Waiter: It is not clear!
|Marriage always demands the finest arts of insincerity possible between two human beings!|
|Lazy is such an ugly word, I prefer the term selective participation!|
|All dishes can be barbecue dishes if you're a pathetic cook!|
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking.|
|There is nothing good or bad, but thinking makes it so!|
|Mistakes make us human. Failures help us grow;|
Hope keeps us going;
And love is the reason we're alive.
Keep learning, loving and living.
|Man: Why do I find so many stones in my Pulaav?|
Waitress: Sir, if I'm not wrong, you ordered 'Kashmiri Pulaav'!
|Yesterday at Metro, 2 Chinese girls & an Indian girl were sitting opposite me.|
But I was looking at the Indian girl only.
Boycott means Boycott!
|A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"|
I happily replied, "Yes..."
She took away the extra chair in front of me!