|You only have to find yourself.|
Everything else, you can Google!
|How lonely are you?|
Me: I once argued with myself and won; we didn't talk for a week after that!
|People say drunk and disorderly.|
I say spirited and spontaneous!
|My flirting ability is so bad that I just asked a woman in a food mart for a date and she took me to the packaged fruit aisle!|
|Being smart but not good at tests is like being attractive but not photogenic!|
|Do you want to know the secret to make your spouse/partner go Mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm all night?|
|Thank you, O Goddess Divine, for sharing your love and radiance for life, flowing through us and around us.|
May each soul receive Her blessings as She comes riding Her lion.
|I have many hidden talents. I just wish I could remember where I hid them!|
|An honest confession by a husband:|
My wife is my strength. All the other women are my weakness!
|BJP is likely to win American elections.|
Prime Minister Modi fields Donald Trump for President!