|If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!|
|I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection!|
|What do snowmen eat for breakfast? |
|What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? |
|On the way to success, the rule is to ever look ahead.|
May you reach your dream destination, and may your journey be amazing.
Wish you all a very Happy New Year!
|A new year is like a clean page to start from anew and the pen is in your hands.|
So write the most beautiful new chapter of your life yet.
Happy New Year to all!
|Every test in our life makes us bitter or better. Every problem comes to break us or make us. The choice is yours be the victim or the victor.|
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
Santa: And Sugar?
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
|To all the healthy eaters and dieters:|
It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.
It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.
Enjoy the holiday season!
|Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!|