|Sunday is like a packet of Lays...|
Khulte Hi Aadha Khatam!
|Every year millions of gallons alcohol is left behind in bars.|
Before you leave, finish your drink.
|Relationship starts with 'Can we talk?' and ends with 'We need to talk'!|
|A boy proposed a girl:|
"I love you.
I was in love with you from the first time I saw you. I can do anything for you. You are my first and last wish. You are everything for me. I wish we marry and live happily forever. Please don't say no to me. You are my life."
Girl: Veere! Mainu Angreji Nahi Aaundi!
|A little girl asked her father, "Do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'?"|
Father: No, some begin with - 'MITRON'!
|When the power of love is greater than the love of power, the world will know peace!|
|Sometimes when things are falling apart, they may actually be falling into place!|
|Don't compare your life to others. There's no comparison between the Sun & the Moon. They shine when it's their time.|
Good Morning and have a Great Week!
|We are still evolving.|
Next generations will have one arm longer, to take selfies!
|Aunty: Shaadi Ho Gayi Teri?|
Girl: Hanji Aunty Ji Ho Gayi.
Aunty: Ladka Kya Karta Hai?