• If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!
    If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants!
  • I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection!
    I don't need a stable relationship, all I need is a stable internet connection!
  • What do snowmen eat for breakfast? <br/>

Snowflakes!
    What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
    Snowflakes!
  • What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? <br/>
A father-in-law!
    What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
    A father-in-law!
  • On the way to success, the rule is to ever look ahead.<br/>
May you reach your dream destination, and may your journey be amazing.<br/>
Wish you all a very Happy New Year!
    On the way to success, the rule is to ever look ahead.
    May you reach your dream destination, and may your journey be amazing.
    Wish you all a very Happy New Year!
  • A new year is like a clean page to start from anew and the pen is in your hands.<br/>
So write the most beautiful new chapter of your life yet.<br/>
Happy New Year to all!
    A new year is like a clean page to start from anew and the pen is in your hands.
    So write the most beautiful new chapter of your life yet.
    Happy New Year to all!
  • Every test in our life makes us bitter or better. Every problem comes to break us or make us. The choice is yours be the victim or the victor.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Every test in our life makes us bitter or better. Every problem comes to break us or make us. The choice is yours be the victim or the victor.
    Good Morning!
  • At Starbucks:<br/>
Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?<br/>
Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.<br/>
Santa: And Sugar?<br/>
Attendant: Sir sugar is free.<br/>
Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
    At Starbucks:
    Santa: Coffee Kitne Ki Hai?
    Attendant: Sir ₹ 200.
    Santa: And Sugar?
    Attendant: Sir sugar is free.
    Santa: OK! Toh 5 Kilo Sugar De Do!
  • To all the healthy eaters and dieters:<br/>
It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.<br/>
It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.<br/>
Enjoy the holiday season!
    To all the healthy eaters and dieters:
    It doesn't matter what you eat between Christmas & New Year.
    It's what you eat between New Year & Christmas that counts.
    Enjoy the holiday season!
  • Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!
    Who ever invented the knock-knock jokes should get a No-Bell prize!