|Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.|
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
|Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.|
~ My wife
|Don't think you are useless.|
Though you are but don't think about that!
|I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.|
It's a small scale operation!
|I recently went on a positive thinking course...|
It was crap!
|On this auspicious occasion of Maha Shivratri,|
may Shiva's blessings be with you.
May His glorious divine and merciful attributes remind you of all your abilities and strive it lift to heights.
Happy Maha Shivratri to you!
|Happy Wedding Anniversary to my favourite couple.|
Wish you continue to inspire others with your love and companionship.
Cheers to many more stronger years ahead!
|Julius Caesar before marriage: I came, I saw, I conquered!|
Julius Caesar after marriage: I came, I saw, I concurred!
|The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!|
|I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married!|