• Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.<br/>
Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.<br/>
Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
    Santa: Honey, what's that look in your eyes?Jeeto: Your future.
    Santa: How cute, but for a second it looked like you wanted to kill me.
    Jeeto: Absolutely, that's your future!
  • Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.<br/>
~ My wife
    Vacation is for 4 days and I need 4 outfits. But I packed 35, just to be safe.
    ~ My wife
  • Don't think you are useless.<br/>
Though you are but don't think about that!
    Don't think you are useless.
    Though you are but don't think about that!
  • I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.<br/>
It's a small scale operation!
    I just started a business where we specialize in weighing tiny objects.
    It's a small scale operation!
  • I recently went on a positive thinking course...<br/>
It was crap!
    I recently went on a positive thinking course...
    It was crap!
  • On this auspicious occasion of Maha Shivratri,<br/>
may Shiva's blessings be with you.<br/>
May His glorious divine and merciful attributes remind you of all your abilities and strive it lift to heights.<br/>
Happy Maha Shivratri to you!
    On this auspicious occasion of Maha Shivratri,
    may Shiva's blessings be with you.
    May His glorious divine and merciful attributes remind you of all your abilities and strive it lift to heights.
    Happy Maha Shivratri to you!
  • Happy Wedding Anniversary to my favourite couple.<br/>
Wish you continue to inspire others with your love and companionship.<br/>
Cheers to many more stronger years ahead!
    Happy Wedding Anniversary to my favourite couple.
    Wish you continue to inspire others with your love and companionship.
    Cheers to many more stronger years ahead!
  • Julius Caesar before marriage: I came, I saw, I conquered!<br/>
Julius Caesar after marriage: I came, I saw, I concurred!
    Julius Caesar before marriage: I came, I saw, I conquered!
    Julius Caesar after marriage: I came, I saw, I concurred!
  • The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!
    The only thing that's worse than being ignored by the other gender is being ignored by automatic door sensors!
  • I thought the movie `Transformers` was about what women are best in doing once they get married!
    I thought the movie "Transformers" was about what women are best in doing once they get married!