• Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.<br/>
Have a happy Monday!
    Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.
    Have a happy Monday!
  • You can't make everybody happy.<br/>
You must understand, you're human and not beer!
    You can't make everybody happy.
    You must understand, you're human and not beer!
  • Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
    Friendship - a ship that sails even in shallow waters of adversity!
  • Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!
    Winters - the time of the year when you have an acceptable excuse to blame your laziness!
  • Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
    Stupidity - when people enjoy at your expense and you think they're happy in your company!
  • My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
    My doctor just told me coffee doesn't count towards my daily water intake and now I'm questioning all of my life choices!
  • My body is a temple.<br/>
A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
    My body is a temple.
    A temple where I store chocolates, cookies and desserts!
  • <b>There are two kinds of people:</b>
<br/>
1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater <br/>
2. Liars
    There are two kinds of people:
    1. Those who sneak snacks into the movie theater
    2. Liars
  • True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
    True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled!
  • I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!
    I think iTunes made a mistake. You're clearly the hottest single of the year!