|When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!|
|Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:|
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
|New Law Update:|
Calling anyone and asking how's the business will be punishable under IPC 498 (mental harrasment)!
|I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.|
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
|Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News!|
|2018, 2019, and 2020 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each installment!|
|It's impressive how difficult it is to start a campfire but how easy it is for a fire to start and spread on its own!|
|May the full moon of Buddha Purnima takes away the darkness of ignorance, bigotry and hatred and herald an era of contentment, peace and enlightenment for the world! |
Wish you all a very Happy Buddha Purnima!
|ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ ਸਾਈ ਭਲੀ ਕਾਰ ॥|
ਤੂ ਸਦਾ ਸਲਾਮਤਿ ਨਿਰੰਕਾਰ ॥
Whatever pleases You is only good done.
(Remaining in Your will is good)
You are Eternal & Formless, O Lord!
|"Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"|
Quarantine proved that it was a lie!