|Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!|
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
|The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!|
|Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!|
|God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!|
Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?
|Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!|
|When a married man says- "I'll think about it.|
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
|What a married man says after years of marriage:|
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
|Your body is just a loan from the planet and you give everything back when you die!|