• Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
    The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
  • Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!
    Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!
  • God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!
    God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better!
  • Pran <br/>
Danny<br/>
Ranjeet  <br/>
Prem Chopra<br/>
Shakti Kapoor<br/>
Gulshan Grover  <br/><br/> 

Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?<br/><br/>

Sanskari Aloknath!
    Pran
    Danny
    Ranjeet
    Prem Chopra
    Shakti Kapoor
    Gulshan Grover

    Yeh Sab Bach Gaye... Aur Fasa Kaun?

    Sanskari Aloknath!
  • Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!
    Kids who are mature for their age are actually just too traumatised by adulthood to enjoy a childhood!
  • When a married man says- `I'll think about it.<br/>
What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
    When a married man says- "I'll think about it.
    What he really means that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
  • What a married man says after years of marriage:<br/>
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
    What a married man says after years of marriage:
    My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding, she doesn't Trust me & I don't Understand her!
  • Your body is just a loan from the planet and you give everything back when you die!
    Your body is just a loan from the planet and you give everything back when you die!