• When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!
    When a drunkard falls, there is nobody to lift him, but when the economy falls, only drunkards lift the economy!
  • Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:<br/>
My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.<br/>
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
    Spending all my time at home these days I came to a conclusion:
    My marriage is built upon trust and understanding.
    She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!
  • New Law Update:<br/>
Calling anyone and asking how's the business will be punishable under IPC 498 (mental harrasment)!
    New Law Update:
    Calling anyone and asking how's the business will be punishable under IPC 498 (mental harrasment)!
  • I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.<br/>
Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
    I love it when my wife whispers sweet things into my ears to wake me up.
    Today it was `toilet is clogged and the bathroom is flooded`!
  • Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News!
    Today during cleaning, I sprayed sanitizer on the set-top box by mistake. Now my TV is not showing Zee News, Republic TV, Aaj Tak and ABP News!
  • 2018, 2019, and 2020 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each installment!
    2018, 2019, and 2020 are like a movie trilogy that just gets weirder with each installment!
  • It's impressive how difficult it is to start a campfire but how easy it is for a fire to start and spread on its own!
    It's impressive how difficult it is to start a campfire but how easy it is for a fire to start and spread on its own!
  • May the full moon of Buddha Purnima takes away the darkness of ignorance, bigotry and hatred and herald an era of contentment, peace and enlightenment for the world! <br/>
Wish you all a very Happy Buddha Purnima!
    May the full moon of Buddha Purnima takes away the darkness of ignorance, bigotry and hatred and herald an era of contentment, peace and enlightenment for the world!
    Wish you all a very Happy Buddha Purnima!
  • ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ ਸਾਈ ਭਲੀ ਕਾਰ ॥<br/>
ਤੂ ਸਦਾ ਸਲਾਮਤਿ ਨਿਰੰਕਾਰ ॥<br/><br/>

Whatever pleases You is only good done.<br/>
(Remaining in Your will is good)<br/>
You are Eternal & Formless, O Lord!
    ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ ਸਾਈ ਭਲੀ ਕਾਰ ॥
    ਤੂ ਸਦਾ ਸਲਾਮਤਿ ਨਿਰੰਕਾਰ ॥

    Whatever pleases You is only good done.
    (Remaining in Your will is good)
    You are Eternal & Formless, O Lord!
  • `Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight`<br/>
Quarantine proved that it was a lie!
    "Stop eating out, cook at home and you'll lose weight"
    Quarantine proved that it was a lie!