• Mom: Do you use drugs?<br/>
Daughter: No mom, why?<br/>
Mom: Because you are chopping onion with your bank card!
    Mom: Do you use drugs?
    Daughter: No mom, why?
    Mom: Because you are chopping onion with your bank card!
  • I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.<br/>
If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
    I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothes.
    If I had any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up to begin with!
  • Police Officer: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?<br/>
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.<br/>
Police Officer: Then... why are you reporting it now?<br/>
Man: I think thief's wife has started using it now!
    Police Officer: Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?
    Man: The thief was spending less than my wife.
    Police Officer: Then... why are you reporting it now?
    Man: I think thief's wife has started using it now!
  • There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:<br/>
1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.<br/>
2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
    There are 2 types of horizontally-challenged girls:
    1. OMG! I'm looking so fat, I need dieting and gym.
    2. Haan Toh Moti Hun, Kisi Ke Baap Ka Nahi Khaati Main!
  • Don't wait till you are on your deathbed to tell people how you feel.<br/>
You might be eventually too weak to hold up your middle finger!
    Don't wait till you are on your deathbed to tell people how you feel.
    You might be eventually too weak to hold up your middle finger!
  • Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it!
    Everything happens for a reason. Don't question it, trust it!
  • The best translator is the one who can translate someone's silence into a smile.<br/>
Good morning and have a great day!
    The best translator is the one who can translate someone's silence into a smile.
    Good morning and have a great day!
  • Friends: Goa Ka Plan Banaye?<br/>
Me: Bhai, Jab Cancel Hi Karna Hai Toh Switzerland Ka Banate Hain!
    Friends: Goa Ka Plan Banaye?
    Me: Bhai, Jab Cancel Hi Karna Hai Toh Switzerland Ka Banate Hain!
  • Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
    Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup!
  • Others life - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.<br/>
My life - Kabhi Gham, Kabhi Bahut Zyada Gham aur Kabhi-Kabhi Toh Hadd Se Zyada Gham!
    Others life - Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham.
    My life - Kabhi Gham, Kabhi Bahut Zyada Gham aur Kabhi-Kabhi Toh Hadd Se Zyada Gham!