|Best beverage recipe for summers:|
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
|Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!|
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!|
|You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!|
|Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.|
|A man`s face is his autobiography;|
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
|During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more!|
|Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?|
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
|I met a nice girl at the mall today.|
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!