|I'm reading a horror story in Braille. |
Something bad is about to happen...
I can feel it!
|Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves.|
Why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
|The internet almost killed off the postal service with email and then made it more needed than ever with online delivery!|
|A lady posted on FB:|
"My husband is take me tomorrow for soaping, what should I bye".
Someone commented: Dictionary!
|It's fine to say nine hundred or eleven hundred, but say ten hundred and you sound like a moron!|
|Sitaron Se Aage Jahaan Aur Bhi Hain Abhi Ishq Ke Imtihan Aur Bhi Hain...|
Here Ishq is either a CA or a medical student!
|Since the winter has started, all that my wife has done is look through the window.
If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in!
|To reduce stress I do Yoga.|
Yes, I watch Netflix for 5 hours just lying on the couch
|Time alone can prove the worth of people in our lives... as times goes by, the wrong ones disappear and the best ones remain forever!|
|To have peace in life, love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't.|