|Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?|
|My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!|
|When you want to cancel the online order:|
Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.
India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
|I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...|
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?
|My wife looked everywhere for the perfect birthday gift for me... and ended up buying the perfect shoes for her!|
|Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...|
So pancakes are more important than family!
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
|Husband: Oh no! Our neighbour died!|
Wife: Who, Ray?
Husband: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
|I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!|