|I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?|
|Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!|
|Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.|
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
|It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!|
|Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.|
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
|It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!|
|Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?|
Pappu: The lunch bell!
|I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!|
|I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!|
|Relative: What are you doing with your life?|
Me: It's a surprise!