|Just like he carried the weight of Govardhan on his finger, Lord Krishna carries the weight of all our sorrows and negativity and fills our life with happiness and prosperity.|
Wish you all a very Happy Janmashtami!
|On Lord Krishna's birthday, I pray that your heart is filled with love and compassion for all living beings, just like Him.|
Greetings of Janmashtami to you and your family.
|"BHARAT BANDH" on 21st August 2019 (Tomorrow).|
All schools, colleges, offices and markets shall remain closed. Please inform all your friends, relatives, acquaintances & the Govt of India.
Reason: Mera Mood Off Hai!
|I lose track of how many times per day I want to turn and say,|
"you can't seriously be that stupid"!
|Army Officer to Sarpanch: What the hell is going on? You said your village population is 500. We have rescued 1000 people from the flood by Helicopter so far, there are more to be rescued. How?|
Sarpanch: Sir, they keep swimming back here, again and again, for the free Helicopter ride. Even I have jumped twice!
|Just realized that loudest word ever shouted is the word `quiet`!|
|If you're introvert and attractive, you're mysterious. But if you're introvert and ugly, you qualify as a weirdo!|
|I stress about stress before there's anything to stress about. Then I stress about stressing over stress that doesn't need to be stressed about. It's simply so stressful!|
|Sometimes you run into people who change your life for the better.|
Those people are called bartenders!
|Who says men can't multitask?|
They can disappoint their my wife, parents and children at the same time!