• Best beverage recipe for summers:<br/>
* 2 part Lemons<br/>
* Chaat Masala<br/>
* 1 Ginger<br/>
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup<br/>
* A little soda<br/>
* Ice Cubes<br/>
* Ice Shaker<br/>
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!Upload to Facebook
    Best beverage recipe for summers:
    * 2 part Lemons
    * Chaat Masala
    * 1 Ginger
    * 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
    * A little soda
    * Ice Cubes
    * Ice Shaker
    * Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
  • Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!Upload to Facebook
    Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!Upload to Facebook
    Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!
  • You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!Upload to Facebook
    You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!
  • Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but worse to regret.
    Good Morning!
  • A man`s face is his autobiography;<br/>
A woman`s face is her work of fiction!Upload to Facebook
    A man`s face is his autobiography;
    A woman`s face is her work of fiction!
  • During a heated argument, God may see everything,  but neighbours hear more!Upload to Facebook
    During a heated argument, God may see everything, but neighbours hear more!
  • Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?<br/>
Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parkedUpload to Facebook
    Banta: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
    Santa: It's obvious because the valets will remember where the car was parked
  • I met a nice girl at the mall today.<br/>
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!Upload to Facebook
    I met a nice girl at the mall today.
    Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!
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