|What are people who drink to escape their problems called?|
|Alcohol prohibition lifted in Gujarat during Trump's visit so that all officers and ministers can communicate easily in English!|
|One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.|
When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"!
|Holi Ki Badhai Koi Advance Mein Na De.|
Humne Kisi Bank Se Loan Nahi Liya Jo Hum Holi Se Pehle Videsh Bhaag Jaayenge!
|You drink too much;|
You cuss too much;
You have questionable morals;
You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
|Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right and forget about the ones that don't.|
Have a Great Monday!
|Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.|
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
|The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me "the love machine".|
She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
|According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.|
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
|Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.|
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