|Narendra Bhai is the only Modi who returns after flying abroad!|
|Bank Mein Paise Rakho Toh Nirav Modi Ka Darr.|
Ghar Pe Paise Rakho Toh Narendra Modi Ka Darr!
|Looking at the number of bank employees being exposed. |
Banks need to focus first on KYE (Know Your Employees) instead of KYC (Know Your Customers)!
|What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? |
|What kind of car does a rich cow drive? |
|2016 - Udta Punjab |
2018 - Udta Punjab National Bank
|Aur Batao Kya Chal Raha Hai India Mein? |
Bas Eyebrows Upar-Neeche Ho Rahe Hain!
|Meanwhile at the Gym: |
Trainer: Let's start abs today.
Girl: Abs, Biceps, Legs Sab Pata Hai Mujhe. Eyebrows Ki Exercise Bata!
|If you want to hurt someone, describe them honestly!|
|Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!|