• What are people who drink to escape their problems called?<br/>
BoozeDils!
    What are people who drink to escape their problems called?
    BoozeDils!
  • Alcohol prohibition lifted in Gujarat during Trump's visit so that all officers and ministers can communicate easily in English!<br/>
#TrumpinIndia
    Alcohol prohibition lifted in Gujarat during Trump's visit so that all officers and ministers can communicate easily in English!
    #TrumpinIndia
  • One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.<br/>
When I asked him why, he said, `व्याकरण वास्ते`!
    One of my friends, a Punjabi teacher was dating a Hindi teacher.
    When I asked him why, he said, "व्याकरण वास्ते"!
  • Holi Ki Badhai Koi Advance Mein Na De.<br/>
Humne Kisi Bank Se Loan Nahi Liya Jo Hum Holi Se Pehle Videsh Bhaag Jaayenge!
    Holi Ki Badhai Koi Advance Mein Na De.
    Humne Kisi Bank Se Loan Nahi Liya Jo Hum Holi Se Pehle Videsh Bhaag Jaayenge!
  • You drink too much;<br/>
You cuss too much;<br/>
You have questionable morals;<br/>
You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.<br/>
Happy Birthday!
    You drink too much;
    You cuss too much;
    You have questionable morals;
    You're everything I ever wanted in a friend.
    Happy Birthday!
  • Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right and forget about the ones that don't.<br/>
Have a Great Monday!
    Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the ones who treat you right and forget about the ones that don't.
    Have a Great Monday!
  • Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.<br/>
Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?<br/>
Jeeto: Nothing!
    Jeeto: Communication is the most important thing in a relationship.
    Santa: True, so tell me what's wrong?
    Jeeto: Nothing!
  • The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me `the love machine`.<br/>
She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
    The only reason why my ex dated me was that she heard my friends call me "the love machine".
    She left me once she understood that it was because I was a terrible badminton player!
  • According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.<br/>
They should know that not getting married is the better way!
    According to research exercising for 30 minutes every day is a great way to reduce your blood pressure.
    They should know that not getting married is the better way!
  • Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.<br/>
P.S. Uploader is not responsible for side effects and aftershocks!
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman, if you need more success increase the number.
    P.S. Uploader is not responsible for side effects and aftershocks!