|Bollywood is trying to put Dhaaga in Sui to promote Sui Dhaaga.|
Waiting for the promotions of 'Badhaai Ho' to kick in!
|I was taking out some money from my pocket and a ₹ 1 coin fell.|
I said, "Ab Aur Kitna Girega?"
Coin rolls on the floor laughing and slips into a manhole!
|Rashid Khan is a 20-year-old & Mujeeb is just 17.|
Imagine what they could have achieved if they were in India!! With the right coaching, amazing ecosystem & the guidance from everyone around, they would have easily cracked the IIT JEE exam to study engineering!
|Everyone has their own path, fortunately, mine leads to the liquor store!|
|There's a name for people who can't remember anything.|
Those people are called parents!
|As an adult, I think about running away way more then I ever did as a kid!|
|Virgos do not want everybody as their friend. In fact, they are very choosy about their friend circle.|
Thank you for choosing me as your friend.
|To those having a hard time right now, you must realize, it's only temporary. You will grow through this!|
|Live like each day is your last! Love like you have never been hurt before! Sing like no one is listening! Dance like no one is watching!|
|May Allah showers you with all His blessings and bestows you with happiness.|
Have a divine Muharram!