|What do you call it when Wonder Woman indulges in bad language?|
|There are two types of people in the world:|
1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm
|Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you?|
|Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old!|
|Congrats on being blessed with an angel who would spread joy, affection and love in the family!|
|As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!|
|We often think that when things change, we will be happy. But the truth is - when we are happy, things will change.|
|When I post something on WhatsApp and you read, we both think of each other.|
Do you know what that means?
It means "Tussi Vi Vehle Te Assi Vi Vehle"!
|Interviewer: What's one of your strong points?|
Candidate: I'm not a quitter. I normally get fired from most jobs!
|My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.|
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!