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    I don't know why the people who snore always fall asleep first?
  • Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!Upload to Facebook
    Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence!
  • Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.<br/>
Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!Upload to Facebook
    Apparently, Kapil got drunk & humiliated the rest of the cast.
    Had it been recorded, it would've been just another episode of his show!
  • It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!Upload to Facebook
    It's so painful to say goodbye to someone you don't want to let go, but more painful to ask someone to stay when you know they want to leave!
  • Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Learn to appreciate what you have, before time makes you appreciate what you had.
    Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
  • It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!Upload to Facebook
    It's so strange to think that before Facebook all of this nonsense just stayed in people's heads!
  • Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?<br/>
Pappu: The lunch bell!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
    Pappu: The lunch bell!
  • I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!Upload to Facebook
    I'm never at a loss for words when I'm drunk. I just can't pronounce most of them and I make up three or four new ones!
  • I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!Upload to Facebook
    I tried killing a mosquito with kindness, but found that a shoe was much more effective!
  • Relative: What are you doing with your life?<br/>
Me: It's a surprise!Upload to Facebook
    Relative: What are you doing with your life?
    Me: It's a surprise!
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