|Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:|
"Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!
|According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!|
|No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.|
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!
|Wife: I think...|
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
|Staying single is stylish. |
Divorce is in vogue.
Live-in is common.
Extra-marital is happening.
And here we are - Married!
Bloody totally outdated!
|Life is like surfing to keep your balance you must keep moving!|
|Morning is like a blank page, fill it with your colours and imagination.|
|I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!|
|Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!|
|A true fact:|
World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic!