• The teachings of Maharishi Valmiki always remind us that our actions determine our life and our Karmas.<br/>
Warm wishes on Maharishi Valmiki Jayanti!
    The teachings of Maharishi Valmiki always remind us that our actions determine our life and our Karmas.
    Warm wishes on Maharishi Valmiki Jayanti!
  • A relationship works best when both people believe that you got better than what you deserve.
    Always value others!
  • Wife: I want equal rights.<br/>
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
    Wife: I want equal rights.
    Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
  • There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.<br/>
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
    There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
    Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
  • `Can you make me breakfast in bed?` asked the wife.<br/>
I said, `No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!`
    "Can you make me breakfast in bed?" asked the wife.
    I said, "No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!"
  • Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Croreati:<br/>
Amitabh Bachchan: Sonia Ji, Ab Aakhri Sawal, 5 Crore Ke Liye.<br/><br/>

Who was the Chief Minister of Gujarat for 3 terms?<br/>
Your options are...<br/><br/>

A) LALOO PRASAD.<br/>
B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.<br/>
C) ARJUN SINGH.<br/>
D) NARENDRA MODI.<br/>

Sonia Gandhi: It's Narendra Modi.<br/>

Amitabh Bachchan: Are you sure? Lock Kar Doon?<br/>

Sonia Gandhi: If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
    Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Croreati:
    Amitabh Bachchan: Sonia Ji, Ab Aakhri Sawal, 5 Crore Ke Liye.

    Who was the Chief Minister of Gujarat for 3 terms?
    Your options are...

    A) LALOO PRASAD.
    B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.
    C) ARJUN SINGH.
    D) NARENDRA MODI.
    Sonia Gandhi: It's Narendra Modi.
    Amitabh Bachchan: Are you sure? Lock Kar Doon?
    Sonia Gandhi: If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
  • People who start laughing before completing a joke have a medical condition known as...<br/>
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Premature hehejaculation!
    People who start laughing before completing a joke have a medical condition known as...
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    Premature hehejaculation!
  • I stay silent not because I can't fight but because I believe that KARMA will make all the noise!
    I stay silent not because I can't fight but because I believe that KARMA will make all the noise!
  • I just realized that If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child!
    I just realized that If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child!
  • Socially anxious people often have a good sense of humour because the best way to exit a conversation is to walk away during laughter!
    Socially anxious people often have a good sense of humour because the best way to exit a conversation is to walk away during laughter!