|Believe in yourself, push your limits, and do whatever it takes to conquer your goals.|
|Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?|
Patient: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good... does it help?
Patient: No... I mix-up all the shoes kept outside and watch people more stressed than me!
|Next time when we see someone counting a bundle of new 100 rupee notes, can we say that they are going through a purple patch?|
|Indian currency notes are so colourful. |
Girls can now easily match their dress, with shoes, accessories, and currency notes!
|Why was the broom late for work?|
Because he overswept!
|I have a new phone charger but I also have a teenage son which means I somehow have an old charger and he has a new one!|
|I love pressing F5 because it's so refreshing!|
|Bought my mum a fridge for her Birthday.|
You should've seen her face light up when she opened it!
|Why are we call pedestrians and not human traffickers?|
|Sometimes it takes the worst pain to bring about the best change!|