• Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:<br/>
`Boycott Chinese Products` and selling those stickers in India!Upload to Facebook
    Now the Chinese are mass-producing stickers saying:
    "Boycott Chinese Products" and selling those stickers in India!
  • According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!Upload to Facebook
    According a survey, a self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all, it's never been used!
  • No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.<br/>
Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!Upload to Facebook
    No matter how much I eat, there is always room for dessert.
    Dessert doesn't go to the stomach, it goes to the heart!
  • Wife: I think...<br/>
Husband: ...Exactly!<br/>
Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.<br/>
Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I think...
    Husband: ...Exactly!
    Wife: But I haven't said anything yet.
    Husband: Doesn't matter. You're right!
  • Staying single is stylish. <br/>
Divorce is in vogue.<br/>
Live-in is common.<br/>
Extra-marital is happening.<br/>
And here we are - Married! <br/>
Bloody totally outdated!Upload to Facebook
    Staying single is stylish.
    Divorce is in vogue.
    Live-in is common.
    Extra-marital is happening.
    And here we are - Married!
    Bloody totally outdated!
  • Life is like surfing to keep your balance you must keep moving!Upload to Facebook
    Life is like surfing to keep your balance you must keep moving!
  • Morning is like a blank page, fill it with your colours and imagination.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Morning is like a blank page, fill it with your colours and imagination.
    Good Morning!
  • I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!Upload to Facebook
    I love how music takes you away to a whole new place like Himesh Reshammiya is playing at this restaurant so now I'm going to another restaurant!
  • Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!Upload to Facebook
    Zindagi Mein Sapne Ya To Yakeen Se Poore Hote Hain, Ya Whiskey Aur Namkeen Se Poore Hote Hain!
  • A true fact:<br/>
World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic!Upload to Facebook
    A true fact:
    World's most complicated and difficult things are Men and Maths, but atleast Maths has logic!
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