|The teachings of Maharishi Valmiki always remind us that our actions determine our life and our Karmas.|
Warm wishes on Maharishi Valmiki Jayanti!
|A relationship works best when both people believe that you got better than what you deserve.|
Always value others!
|Wife: I want equal rights.|
Husband: Then you have to return some rights to me!
|There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.|
Only a fraction of people will find this funny!
|"Can you make me breakfast in bed?" asked the wife.|
I said, "No, I'll have to go to the kitchen!"
|Sonia Gandhi in Kaun Banega Croreati:|
Amitabh Bachchan: Sonia Ji, Ab Aakhri Sawal, 5 Crore Ke Liye.
Who was the Chief Minister of Gujarat for 3 terms?
Your options are...
A) LALOO PRASAD.
B) VILASRAO DESHMUKH.
C) ARJUN SINGH.
D) NARENDRA MODI.
Sonia Gandhi: It's Narendra Modi.
Amitabh Bachchan: Are you sure? Lock Kar Doon?
Sonia Gandhi: If you really lock him up, I will give you 100 Crores!
|People who start laughing before completing a joke have a medical condition known as...|
|I stay silent not because I can't fight but because I believe that KARMA will make all the noise!|
|I just realized that If you really want someone's true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child!|
|Socially anxious people often have a good sense of humour because the best way to exit a conversation is to walk away during laughter!|