• Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
    Why would I take up jogging or going to the gym when sitting is so much easier?
  • My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!
    My boss is like a baby, he screams and wakes me up every hour!
  • When you want to cancel the online order:<br/>
Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.<br/>
India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
    When you want to cancel the online order:
    Other Countries: There is an option for cancelling the order in the app.
    India: Bhai Ek Kaam Karna, Jab Delivery Wala Aayega Tu Uska Phona Hi Mat Uthana!
  • I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...<br/>
and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
    I woke up at 5 AM, ran 8 Km, had a green smoothie...
    and rest of the dream, I don't remember!
  • Dear God,<br/>
Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?
    Dear God,
    Give me talent and power to choose right Chutney for my Masala Dosa. Show me the light O Lord! Green or Red?
  • My wife looked everywhere for the perfect birthday gift for me... and ended up buying the perfect shoes for her!
    My wife looked everywhere for the perfect birthday gift for me... and ended up buying the perfect shoes for her!
  • Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...<br/>
So pancakes are more important than family!
    Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood...
    So pancakes are more important than family!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
    Pro Tip:
    Your wife won't start an argument with you if you're cleaning the house or doing the dishes!
  • Husband: Oh no! Our neighbour died!<br/>
Wife: Who, Ray?<br/>
Husband: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
    Husband: Oh no! Our neighbour died!
    Wife: Who, Ray?
    Husband: I don't think cheering is appropriate!
  • I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!
    I don't have a drinking problem. I drink because I have problems!