• What do you call it when Wonder Woman indulges in bad language?<br/>
Gal Galoch!
    What do you call it when Wonder Woman indulges in bad language?
    Gal Galoch!
  • There are two types of people in the world:<br/>
1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm<br/>
2. Idiots
    There are two types of people in the world:
    1. People who understand and appreciate sarcasm
    2. Idiots
  • Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you?
    Have you ever thought that death is a great way to get people to like you?
  • Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old!
    Whoever said time flies when you're having fun never watched it race by when you're old!
  • Congrats on being blessed with an angel who would spread joy, affection and love in the family!
    Congrats on being blessed with an angel who would spread joy, affection and love in the family!
  • As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
    As we grow older together; as we continue to change with age, there is one thing that will never change - I will always keep falling in love with you!
  • We often think that when things change, we will be happy. But the truth is - when we are happy, things will change.<br/>
Good Morning!
    We often think that when things change, we will be happy. But the truth is - when we are happy, things will change.
    Good Morning!
  • When I post something on WhatsApp and you read, we both think of each other.<br/>
Do you know what that means?<br/>
It means `Tussi Vi Vehle Te Assi Vi Vehle`!
    When I post something on WhatsApp and you read, we both think of each other.
    Do you know what that means?
    It means "Tussi Vi Vehle Te Assi Vi Vehle"!
  • Interviewer: What's one of your strong points?<br/>
Candidate: I'm not a quitter. I normally get fired from most jobs!
    Interviewer: What's one of your strong points?
    Candidate: I'm not a quitter. I normally get fired from most jobs!
  • My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.<br/>
Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!
    My wife says I know just how to push all of her buttons.
    Unfortunately, I still haven't been able to find her 'Mute Button'!