|ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!|
|Me: Hey Alexa.|
Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
|Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third!|
|I've kept beers in each room of my house.|
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar
IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
|A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!|
|Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.|
(Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
|After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:|
"Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed."
"I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!"
|Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?|
Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?
Quite a comeback after 200 years!
Indian ruling Britain!
|Some talk to you in their free time and some free their time to talk to you.|
Learn the difference!