|The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left!|
|If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost!|
|Never cry for someone who hurts you. Just smile simply and say "thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you".|
|Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;|
but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?
|Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?|
Pappu: She is still alive!
|Best beverage recipe for summers:|
* 2 part Lemons
* Chaat Masala
* 1 Ginger
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
* A little soda
* Ice Cubes
* Ice Shaker
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
|Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!|
|Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?|
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
|Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!|
|You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!|