|In this World Cup, we have witnessed|
1. Two Days of a 'One Day' match between India and NZ
2. A Six in the final that went rolling on the ground
3. NZ losing the final by 'ZERO RUNS' and 'ZERO WICKETS'
4. An Irishman lifting the World Cup for England
5. A final, decided by a weird rule and worst umpiring
6. First time ever in cricket a team never won a match by runs or wickets but by a rule
Congrats ICC for the greatest ever comedy show
|I love to watch my wife while she eats.|
It's blissful to observe her for a few minutes of silence!
|Cricket is a game of runs and wickets.|
Ironically the winner of #ICCCricketWorldCup 2019 between England and New Zealand was neither decided by runs or by wickets!
|Now that the World Cup is done and dusted:|
Pant should replace Dhoni;
Dhoni should replace Shastri;
Shastri should replace Manjrekar;
And Manjrekar should replace Navjot Singh Sidhu!
Pakistan was the only team in the World Cup who beat both the finalists. India is the only team who lost against both finalists.
And the most interesting thing is that India beat Pakistan!
|I found a wallet with 20 quid in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"|
So I turned it into wine!
|I bought a book on eBay called "How to scam idiots on eBay"|
That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet!
|I wrote 'DIVORCE', my wife wrote 'YES'.|
Tough way to find out, but at least I won our last game of Scrabble!
|When you study, you thinking|
15% other people,
|Comparison is the best way to judge our progress. But not with others, compare your yesterday with your today.|
Have a nice weekend!