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Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!Upload to Facebook
    Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...
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    Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
  • A person faints at a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Is some Doctor here?<br/>
Man: I'm a CA.<br/>
Waiter: What?<br/>
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!Upload to Facebook
    A person faints at a restaurant:
    Waiter: Is some Doctor here?
    Man: I'm a CA.
    Waiter: What?
    Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
  • Why don't programmers like nature? <br/>
It has too many bugs!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't programmers like nature?
    It has too many bugs!
  • Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
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    Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
  • I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!
  • I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!Upload to Facebook
    I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!
  • Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else!Upload to Facebook
    Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else!
  • Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance!Upload to Facebook
    Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance!
  • You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:<br/>
Ones who'll build you up;<br/>
And  the ones who'll tear you down;<br/>
But in the end, you'll thank them both.<br/>
Good Evening!Upload to Facebook
    You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:
    Ones who'll build you up;
    And the ones who'll tear you down;
    But in the end, you'll thank them both.
    Good Evening!
  • When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:<br/>
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.<br/>
Kidnapper connects the call.<br/>
Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!Upload to Facebook
    When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:
    Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
    Kidnapper connects the call.
    Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!
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