• Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours!
    Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours!
  • Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!<br/>
#MeToo
    Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!
    #MeToo
  • You can get fired for showing up high - but no one bats an eye if you show up low and depressed!
    You can get fired for showing up high - but no one bats an eye if you show up low and depressed!
  • I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
    I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!
  • When the person you stalk stalks you back...<br/>
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
    When the person you stalk stalks you back...
    Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
  • If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.<br/>
Is the man right or wrong?
    If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.
    Is the man right or wrong?
  • Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
    The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!
  • Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!
    Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!