• Punjabis love to party so much that one time my parents hadn't attended a party for many months so they decided to arrange my marriage!
    Punjabis love to party so much that one time my parents hadn't attended a party for many months so they decided to arrange my marriage!
  • Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?<br/>
Husband: So?<br/>
Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman!
    Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?
    Husband: So?
    Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman!
  • How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?<br/>
You don't have to. They will tell you!
    How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?
    You don't have to. They will tell you!
  • For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.<br/>
These days a social media overreaction too!
    For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.
    These days a social media overreaction too!
  • If you do the same thing for 8 hours a day, that's madness, but if you get paid for it, then it's a job!
    If you do the same thing for 8 hours a day, that's madness, but if you get paid for it, then it's a job!
  • `Oh look! It's a softshell taco!`<br/>
~ Bears when they see a camper in a sleeping bag!
    "Oh look! It's a softshell taco!"
    ~ Bears when they see a camper in a sleeping bag!
  • Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?<br/>
Pupils, they dilate!
    Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?
    Pupils, they dilate!
  • Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.<br/>
Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same!
    Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.
    Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same!
  • Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!
    Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.
    Banta: How?
    Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!
  • Whenever the schools or colleges open, they should add another subject on how to be a student again!
    Whenever the schools or colleges open, they should add another subject on how to be a student again!