|Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!|
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
|Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!|
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
|My wife hit the roof when she found out that I have replaced our bed with a trampoline!|
|There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.|
The police believe they're still at large!
|Your childhood ended when you fell asleep on the couch and woke up there the next morning!|
|Dear people who type in all lowercase,|
We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
|I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!|
|Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...|
Might go if I've got nothing on!
|2019 will probably be the last year that ends with "teen" for the rest of our lives!|
|The bright, young, energetic souls who can effortlessly bring a smile on your face.|
A day dedicated to pamper them some more!
Wish all these beautiful souls A Happy Children's Day!