• The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left!Upload to Facebook
    The only thing I am serious about in my life is making sure that I wear the right earphone on right ear and left one on my left!
  • If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost!Upload to Facebook
    If you don't fight for what you want, don't cry for what you lost!
  • Never cry for someone who hurts you. Just smile simply and say `thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you`.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Never cry for someone who hurts you. Just smile simply and say "thanks for giving me a chance to find someone better than you".
    Good Morning!
  • Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;<br/>
but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?Upload to Facebook
    Sonu Nigam may still have saved himself from the Maulvi after shaving his head;
    but how will he save himself from Dr. Batra's e-mails now?
  • Pappu: You remember that girl who said: `I can't live without you`?<br/>
Bunty: Yeah.<br/>
Pappu: She is still alive!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: You remember that girl who said: "I can't live without you"?
    Bunty: Yeah.
    Pappu: She is still alive!
  • Best beverage recipe for summers:<br/>
* 2 part Lemons<br/>
* Chaat Masala<br/>
* 1 Ginger<br/>
* 1 tsp Sugar Syrup<br/>
* A little soda<br/>
* Ice Cubes<br/>
* Ice Shaker<br/>
* Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!Upload to Facebook
    Best beverage recipe for summers:
    * 2 part Lemons
    * Chaat Masala
    * 1 Ginger
    * 1 tsp Sugar Syrup
    * A little soda
    * Ice Cubes
    * Ice Shaker
    * Throw them in a dustbin and have a Chilled Beer!
  • Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!Upload to Facebook
    Since a man cannot speak in a high pitch with his wife... God allowed him to snore loudly at night!
  • Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!Upload to Facebook
    Girl: Do you drink occasionally or regularly?
    Boy: Occasionally but occasions come regularly!
  • Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!Upload to Facebook
    Brain cells, hair cells and skin cells - they all die constantly, but freaking fat cells seem to have eternal life!
  • You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!Upload to Facebook
    You do not have to attend every argument you are invited to!
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