|Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is that you are stupid and simply made bad decisions!|
|The most important thing to get success in life is to have faith in yourself. So have faith in yourself and be happy all your life. Good Morning!|
|England Mein Itna Bura Haal Hai. Manchester Ka Attack, Phir London Attack, Buildings Mein Aag Lag Rahi Hai. Itne Log Mar Rahe Hain.|
No Wonder Pakistan is performing so well in home-like conditions!
|Tragedy of today's India:|
The richest (industrialists) and the poorest (farmers) of India want loan waiver. Middle Class Ne Paap Kiya Hai Sirf EMIs & Tax Bharne Ka!
|Our GDP has dropped below 7%.|
Ayodhya is still a political punchline.
Pakistan is beating us in cricket.
We are beating them in Hockey.
Salman, Aamir and SRK are still the biggest stars.
It's like wer're reliving the 90s, but in HD!
|They say, 'Nothing is Impossible!'|
From past few days, I am doing nothing and trust me it is possible!
|Amir: Bhai India Aa Gayi Final Mein. Hamari Strategy Kya Hogi? Sarfaraz: Aadhe Lahore Mein Utrenge Aur Aadhe Karachi Mein!|
|A man pointed a gun at his wife's face and asked, "Any last words?" Three and a half hour later, he shot her!|
|The height of Digitalisation: Me: O God, save me! God: As jpg or pdf?|
|1971 repeats again... India had to intervene to free Bangladesh from Pakistani onslaught again!|