• ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!
    ISIS: We are reluctantly laying off all suicide bombers, due to insufficient crowd sizes!
  • Me: Hey Alexa.<br/>
Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
    Me: Hey Alexa.
    Alexa: Door Reh Kar Baat Kar!
  • Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third!
    Life is the first gift, love is the second, and understanding the third!
  • I've kept beers in each room of my house.<br/>
When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
    I've kept beers in each room of my house.
    When I get bored, I go for a pub crawl!
  • In quarantine:<br/>
Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar<br/>
IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
    In quarantine:
    Others - Netflix and chill, Prime, Hotstar
    IT guys - Are you able to see my screen? Can you hear me? Am I audible now?
  • A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!
    A bachelor is a man who never Mrs. anyone!
  • Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.<br/>

(Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
    Remember to try to smile... That's also infectious.
    (Please smile at least 2 meter s away from people though)
  • After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:<br/>
`Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed.`<br/>
`I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!`
    After 21 days of quarantine, I can't help chuckling at this conversation in an elevator:
    "Hey, John, women can't fool us about their looks, now that all beauty salons are closed."
    "I'm not John, you idiot! I'm your neighbour, Juliet!!"
  • Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?<br/>
Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?<br/>
Quite a comeback after 200 years!<br/>
Indian ruling Britain!
    Queen, Prince and Prime Minister in isolation. So who is in charge of Great Britain?
    Finance Minister Rishi or Home minister Priti?
    Quite a comeback after 200 years!
    Indian ruling Britain!
  • Some talk to you in their free time and some free their time to talk to you.<br/>
Learn the difference!
    Some talk to you in their free time and some free their time to talk to you.
    Learn the difference!