|Life is too short to worry about what others say or think about you. So have fun and give them something to talk about.|
Good Morning and have a great week!
|Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours!|
|Sab Phans Jayenge Bas 'Karan Johar' Bach Jayega!|
|You can get fired for showing up high - but no one bats an eye if you show up low and depressed!|
|I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment!|
|When the person you stalk stalks you back...|
Can we call it a 'Stalk exchange'?
|If the woman is always right, and a man is always wrong. Then, if a man tells a woman that she's right.|
Is the man right or wrong?
|Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!|
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 5 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
|The blessings of God have entered your home in the form of a new soul. May the birth of a baby girl fill your surroundings with unlimited joy and happiness!|
|Loyalty is rare. If you find it, keep it!|