|Bunty: Chal 'Kalank' Dekhne Chalte Hain.|
Pappu: Jaane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai, Mirror Dekh Le Ja Kar!
Always shout "Honey, pizza is here" when the delivery guy comes so that he doesn't think you're eating it alone!
|A couple went to a marriage counsellor:|
Counsellor to husband: Do you feel dominated by your wife?
Wife: No, he doesn't!
|Me: I want to travel.|
Bank Account: Yes, it's high time. Go to work now!
|Not to brag, but every time I strut out onto the beach women close their eyes and fantasy about me being...|
|Life without imagination or a sense of humor is death!|
When a woman asks you for your advice, she just wants you to agree with her idea!
|Politicians don't have to care about voters; they only have to convince voters that they care!|
|If you anything on your mind then come let's drink about it!|
|What do you call a dinosaur with a very big vocabulary?|