|What did I learn today?|
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!
|Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?|
Guy: Depends on the date.
Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
|Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;|
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
|If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.|
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
|Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!|
|Let the God decorate each glode ray of the Sun reaching you with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity.|
Happy Birthday dear friend!
|Don't wait too long. You'll miss your chance to live!|
|The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them!|
|Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.|