|Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...|
Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
|A person faints at a restaurant:|
Waiter: Is some Doctor here?
Man: I'm a CA.
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
|Why don't programmers like nature? |
It has too many bugs!
|Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!|
|I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!|
|I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!|
|Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else!|
|Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance!|
|You'll meet 2 kinds of people in your life:|
Ones who'll build you up;
And the ones who'll tear you down;
But in the end, you'll thank them both.
|When a Marwadi gets kidnapped:|
Marwadi: Bhai, Please Ek Baar Meri Ghar Walon Se Baat Karwa Do.
Kidnapper connects the call.
Marwadi: Mere Liye Khana Mat Banana, Waste Ho Jayega!