• What did I learn today?<br/>
You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
    What did I learn today?
    You'll never drown your sorrows drinking light beer!
  • Alimony:<br/>
A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!
    Alimony:
    A severance package for those who thought marriage was a good career choice!
  • Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?<br/>
Guy: Depends on the date.<br/>
Interviewer: How?<br/>
Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
    Interviewer: Are you an extrovert or introvert?
    Guy: Depends on the date.
    Interviewer: How?
    Guy: Jab Month Start Hota Hai Toh Main Extrovert Hota Hun Because I can afford to go out, and Month End Tak Aate Aate Introvert Because Mann Nahi Hai Kyonki Paise Nahi Hain!
  • Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;<br/>
And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
    Petrol prices are at their highest in 5 years;
    And still some shameless people are saying that Govt. is not doing anything to control pollution!
  • If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.<br/>
That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
    If you lose one sense, your other senses are enhanced.
    That's why people with no sense of humour have an increased sense of self-importance!
  • Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!
    Everyone is for free speech until it goes against their own sensibilities!
  • Let the God decorate each glode ray of the Sun reaching you with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity.<br/>
Happy Birthday dear friend!
    Let the God decorate each glode ray of the Sun reaching you with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity.
    Happy Birthday dear friend!
  • Don't wait too long. You'll miss your chance to live!
    Don't wait too long. You'll miss your chance to live!
  • The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them!
    The people who truly matter will never turn their back on you through the hardest times. Forget the people who do. You don't need them!
  • Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Sometimes life doesn't give you something you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve more.
    Good Morning!