• Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!<br/>
Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: We are looking for a complete Indian man!
    Candidate: Sir, Signal Green Hone Ke 3 Second Pehle Hi Gadi Nikaal Leta Hun!
  • Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!<br/>
Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
    Santa: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
    Pappu: That's why I say she's no good!
  • My wife hit the roof when she found out that I have replaced our bed with a trampoline!
    My wife hit the roof when she found out that I have replaced our bed with a trampoline!
  • There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.<br/>
The police believe they're still at large!
    There's a gang going through our town, systematically shoplifting clothes in size order.
    The police believe they're still at large!
  • Your childhood ended when you fell asleep on the couch and woke up there the next morning!
    Your childhood ended when you fell asleep on the couch and woke up there the next morning!
  • Dear people who type in all lowercase,<br/><br/>

We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.<br/><br/>

Sincerely,<br/>
Capital Letters!
    Dear people who type in all lowercase,

    We are the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.

    Sincerely,
    Capital Letters!
  • I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
    I came home and my dog peed a little because he was happy to see me. None of my friends pee when they see me. I'm surrounded by fakes!
  • Just seen that there's a nudist convention on in town next week...
    Might go if I've got nothing on!
  • 2019 will probably be the last year that ends with `teen` for the rest of our lives!
    2019 will probably be the last year that ends with "teen" for the rest of our lives!
  • The bright, young, energetic souls who can effortlessly bring a smile on your face.<br/>
A day dedicated to pamper them some more!<br/>
Wish all these beautiful souls A Happy Children's Day!
    The bright, young, energetic souls who can effortlessly bring a smile on your face.
    A day dedicated to pamper them some more!
    Wish all these beautiful souls A Happy Children's Day!