• Pro Tip for Dating!<br/>
Swallow magnets to become attractive!
    Pro Tip for Dating!
    Swallow magnets to become attractive!
  • Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?<br/>
Pappu: I don't know Miss.<br/>
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!<br/>
Pappu: Woof... woof!
    Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?
    Pappu: I don't know Miss.
    Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
    Pappu: Woof... woof!
  • I made the mistake of asking Siri `What do women want?`<br/>
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
    I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"
    My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
  • Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic?<br/>
Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.<br/>
Son: But Dad, I only see two!
    Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic?
    Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.
    Son: But Dad, I only see two!
  • Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.<br/>
Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.<br/>
God is sending messages again!
    Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.
    Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.
    God is sending messages again!
  • What did I learn today?<br/>
Old age is when the police pull you over so they can tell you to speed up!
    What did I learn today?
    Old age is when the police pull you over so they can tell you to speed up!
  • Govt owned IDBI seeks Govt nod on Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% stake.<br/>
Earlier Govt owned LIC sought Govt nod to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI.<br/>
Will Govt approve Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI?<br/>
Only, Govt knows if Govt is okay with Govt proposal!
    Govt owned IDBI seeks Govt nod on Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% stake.
    Earlier Govt owned LIC sought Govt nod to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI.
    Will Govt approve Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI?
    Only, Govt knows if Govt is okay with Govt proposal!
  • I eat too much candy.<br/>
I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
    I eat too much candy.
    I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
  • I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.<br/>
He said that, France took away the cup!
    I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.
    He said that, France took away the cup!
  • One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over. Hustle harder. You will grow from this. Your time will come. And one day it will be worth it!
    One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over. Hustle harder. You will grow from this. Your time will come. And one day it will be worth it!