|Punjabis love to party so much that one time my parents hadn't attended a party for many months so they decided to arrange my marriage!|
|Wife: I didn't find any hair on your shirt?|
Wife: So, now you are dating a bald woman!
|How to spot someone who's on a keto diet?|
You don't have to. They will tell you!
|For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction.|
These days a social media overreaction too!
|If you do the same thing for 8 hours a day, that's madness, but if you get paid for it, then it's a job!|
|"Oh look! It's a softshell taco!"|
~ Bears when they see a camper in a sleeping bag!
|Which part of the body is the last to work, once you die?|
Pupils, they dilate!
|Friend: I'm a risk-taker. I do mountain-climbing without any safety equipment.|
Me: I'm also a risk-taker. I tell my wife that I didn't like her new haircut. So, it's the same!
|Santa: My wife should have been a Minister in the Government. She's extremely good at creating jobs.|
Santa: She creates at least 7 to 8 jobs for me every day!
|Whenever the schools or colleges open, they should add another subject on how to be a student again!|