|Pro Tip for Dating!|
Swallow magnets to become attractive!
|Teacher: Pappu what's the outside of a tree called?|
Pappu: I don't know Miss.
Teacher: Bark Pappu, Bark!
Pappu: Woof... woof!
|I made the mistake of asking Siri "What do women want?"|
My phone's not stopped talking for three days!
|Son: Dad, what's an alcoholic?|
Dad: Do you see those four trees? Well, an alcoholic would see eight.
Son: But Dad, I only see two!
|Modi Ji once said that Flyover collapse in West Bengal is God's message to save WB from Mamta.|
Yesterday, a tent collapsed at Modi's rally in West Bengal.
God is sending messages again!
|What did I learn today?|
Old age is when the police pull you over so they can tell you to speed up!
|Govt owned IDBI seeks Govt nod on Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% stake.|
Earlier Govt owned LIC sought Govt nod to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI.
Will Govt approve Govt owned LIC proposal to buy 51% in Govt owned IDBI?
Only, Govt knows if Govt is okay with Govt proposal!
|I eat too much candy.|
I know this because my dentist plans his annual vacation after my appointments!
|I met a Croatian drinking tear from a saucer.|
He said that, France took away the cup!
|One bad chapter doesn't mean your story is over. Hustle harder. You will grow from this. Your time will come. And one day it will be worth it!|