|Found a new scientific name for humans...|
|A self-obsessed person is a perfect donor for a heart transplant... after all it's never been used!|
|Aaj-Kal Ka Mahaul Dekh Kar Lagta Hai Ki...|
Iss Baar IPL Bhi BJP Hi Jeetegi!
|I'm not fat, I'm just easier to see!|
|We are not Chemicals.|
So we can think before Reacting!
|Prayers go up, blessings come down!|
|I asked God, "Why are you taking me through troubled water?"|
He replied, "Because your enemies can't swim."
Girl: Do you drink?
Girl: Do you smoke?
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie!
|I am so lazy that simply sitting with good posture seems like work to me!|
|Single life is all about picking up the phone, unlocking it and seeing your disappointed face along with time and locking it again!|