|I tried to get some storm insurance for my camping weekend, but I was denied.|
They said that if my tent gets blown away, I won't be covered!
|l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.|
My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
|What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?|
|I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!|
|The oldest computer was used by Adam and Eve.|
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
|Happy Valentine's day (weekend) to all those who are:|
Waiting to be Taken
Taken for granted
Never seriously Taken!
|Another year has passed and one of the very special days has returned again.|
Happy birthday, my nephew! You have a very special place in my heart which nobody can ever take.
May this day be repeated many times! Many blessings!
|Na Koi Ex Hai|
Na Koi Next Hai
Hamare Liye Toh Hamare Kamine Dost Hi Best Hain!
Happy Valentine's Day friends!
|Before you start popping the bubble wrap from your next Amazon package... remember that air in it is from China!|
|My wife loves me so much.|
First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!