• I tried to get some storm insurance for my camping weekend, but I was denied.<br/>
They said that if my tent gets blown away, I won't be covered!
    I tried to get some storm insurance for my camping weekend, but I was denied.
    They said that if my tent gets blown away, I won't be covered!
  • l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.<br/>
My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
    l don't understand how God managed to give only Ten Commandments for the whole world.
    My wife has given 182 commandments just for me!
  • What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?<br/>
Bison!
    What did the buffalo say to his son at school dropoff?
    Bison!
  • I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!
    I'm not sure where women go to learn to argue, but that place is awesome!
  • The oldest computer was used by Adam and Eve.<br/>
It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
    The oldest computer was used by Adam and Eve.
    It was an Apple with very limited memory. Just 1 byte and everything crashed!
  • Happy Valentine's day (weekend) to all those who are:<br/>
Taken<br/>
Almost Taken<br/>
Waiting to be Taken<br/>
Taken for granted<br/>
&<br/>
Never seriously Taken!
    Happy Valentine's day (weekend) to all those who are:
    Taken
    Almost Taken
    Waiting to be Taken
    Taken for granted
    &
    Never seriously Taken!
  • Another year has passed and one of the very special days has returned again.<br/>
Happy birthday, my nephew! You have a very special place in my heart which nobody can ever take.<br/>
May this day be repeated many times! Many blessings!
    Another year has passed and one of the very special days has returned again.
    Happy birthday, my nephew! You have a very special place in my heart which nobody can ever take.
    May this day be repeated many times! Many blessings!
  • Na Koi Ex Hai<br/>
Na Koi Next Hai<br/>
Hamare Liye Toh Hamare Kamine Dost Hi Best Hain!<br/>
Happy Valentine's Day friends!
    Na Koi Ex Hai
    Na Koi Next Hai
    Hamare Liye Toh Hamare Kamine Dost Hi Best Hain!
    Happy Valentine's Day friends!
  • Before you start popping the bubble wrap from your next Amazon package... remember that air in it is from China!
    Before you start popping the bubble wrap from your next Amazon package... remember that air in it is from China!
  • My wife loves me so much.<br/>
First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!
    My wife loves me so much.
    First, she renewed my life insurance policy for a higher sum and then bought me a solo vacation package to China!