|Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?|
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
|In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!|
|Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.|
Boy: I got wine!
|The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!|
|Most people goals: Get married and have babies.|
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
|I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.|
January is a free trial month!
|We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!|
|I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.|
There's no going back now!
|In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:|
It goes on!
|Find something that you're really interested in doing in your life. Pursue it, set goals and commit yourself to excellence.|