• Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.<br/>
Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
    Science reveals that women have cleaner minds than men.
    Due to the fact that they change them every 10 seconds or so!
  • Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.<br/>
These are of course just round figures!
    Doctors tell us that there are 100,000,000 overweight people in India.
    These are of course just round figures!
  • Patient: Doctor Sahab Meri Kidney Kyon Nikaal Li?<br/>
Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Mein Stone Tha Isliye.<br/>
Patient: Toh Stone Nikalna Tha Na.<br/>
Doctor: Stone Ka Hum Kya Karenge?
    Patient: Doctor Sahab Meri Kidney Kyon Nikaal Li?
    Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Mein Stone Tha Isliye.
    Patient: Toh Stone Nikalna Tha Na.
    Doctor: Stone Ka Hum Kya Karenge?
  • Rates for this festival season:<br/>
Laddu: Rs.400/kg<br/>
Jalebi: Rs.600/kg<br/>
Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg<br/>
Chocolate: Rs.1,000/kg<br/>
Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg<br/>
So Enjoy Responsibly!
    Rates for this festival season:
    Laddu: Rs.400/kg
    Jalebi: Rs.600/kg
    Kaju Barfi: Rs.800/kg
    Chocolate: Rs.1,000/kg
    Weight Loss: Rs.10,000/kg
    So Enjoy Responsibly!
  • It's unfair to question Modi on Economy & GDP.
    Did we ever question Dr. Manmohan Singh on how to make good tea?
  • I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...<br/>
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telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
    I hope I die while doing something dangerous. Like climbing Mount Everest or...
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    .
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    .
    .
    .
    telling my wife that she has put on some weight!
  • I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.<br/>
Please don't buy it!
    I'm writing a book about reverse psychology.
    Please don't buy it!
  • Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.<br/>
Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.<br/>
Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.<br/>
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The outcome, will discuss some other day!
    Abhijit Banerjee got Nobel prize day before yesterday. His 1st wife was a Bengali, 2nd wife is a French.
    Amartya Sen got a Nobel prize earlier. His 1st wife was a Bengali too and the 2nd wife is Swedish.
    Very much inspiring. Last night, after having 2 pegs I decided to discuss my possibilities of getting a Nobel prize with my wife.

    The outcome, will discuss some other day!
  • On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes to you. May God answer all your prayers.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    On this Karwa Chauth, sending my heartfelt wishes to you. May God answer all your prayers.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!
  • Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between both of us.<br/>
May the almighty bless us with a happy and blissful married life.<br/>
Happy Karwa Chauth!
    Hope this day strengthens the bond of love between both of us.
    May the almighty bless us with a happy and blissful married life.
    Happy Karwa Chauth!