• If Veer can wait for 22 years in Jail for Zara, can't you wait 2 hours for your wife to come out of ZARA?
    If Veer can wait for 22 years in Jail for Zara, can't you wait 2 hours for your wife to come out of ZARA?
  • Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I married!
    Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I married!
  • The dumbest thing we believed as children, was that nap time was punishment!
    The dumbest thing we believed as children, was that nap time was punishment!
  • All a woman wants is a strong, confident, independent and capable man who will do whatever she tells him to do!
    All a woman wants is a strong, confident, independent and capable man who will do whatever she tells him to do!
  • Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. <br/>
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
    Getting married is easy, staying married is hard.
    I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
  • Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
    Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!
  • People who eat Masala Dosa, with a knife and a fork, should use a straw to drink Sambhar!
    People who eat Masala Dosa, with a knife and a fork, should use a straw to drink Sambhar!
  • Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;<br/>
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
    Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;
    Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
  • The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!
    The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!
  • After it's one night stand with Ajit Pawar, BJP is now pregnant with embarrassment!
    After it's one night stand with Ajit Pawar, BJP is now pregnant with embarrassment!