|Be environment friendly, avoid plastic smiles!|
|There is always, always, always something to be thankful for.|
|What is stress? |
It's the gap between our expectations and reality. More the gap, more the stress. So expect nothing and accept everything.
Good Morning and have a nice weekend!
A guy winks at Pappu's girlfriend. |
Girlfriend: Teach him a lesson.
Pappu (whispering to a guy): Never tell her that she looks fat in Pants!
|What rooms do ghosts avoid? |
The living rooms!
|Beach, Beer and Babes is the urban version of Roti, Kapda Aur Makaan!|
|Helium walks into a bar, The bartender says "We don't serve noble gases in here." |
Helium doesn't react!
|You know which is the best place to stay these days? |
Near a charging point!
|Last time I paid for the date was when I bought a calendar!|
|The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them!|