• Very few things upset my wife.<br/>
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!Upload to Facebook
    Very few things upset my wife.
    So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
  • Oh! So you were in Yale?<br/>
Yes.<br/>
When?<br/>
Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999!Upload to Facebook
    Oh! So you were in Yale?
    Yes.
    When?
    Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999!
  • Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!
  • Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated!Upload to Facebook
    Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated!
  • Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals.
    Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
  • Guy1: You were drunk last night.<br/>
Guy2: No I wasn't.<br/>
Guy1: You were watching TV and laughing all the time.<br/>
Guy2: So what?<br/>
Guy1: That TV was switched off!Upload to Facebook
    Guy1: You were drunk last night.
    Guy2: No I wasn't.
    Guy1: You were watching TV and laughing all the time.
    Guy2: So what?
    Guy1: That TV was switched off!
  • I'm trying to be a more positive person.<br/>
Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!Upload to Facebook
    I'm trying to be a more positive person.
    Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!
  • A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!Upload to Facebook
    A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!
  • 1 kg Sooji<br/>
500gm Shakkar<br/>
500ml Milk<br/>
250gm Ghee<br/>
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Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!Upload to Facebook
    1 kg Sooji
    500gm Shakkar
    500ml Milk
    250gm Ghee
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    Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
  • I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sleep at home alone!Upload to Facebook
    I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sleep at home alone!
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