|Does anybody else have a wife who loves to play that game called "Talk from the kitchen and get upset when I can't hear her?"|
|I'll tell you a Coronavirus joke now, but you'll have to wait for two weeks to see if you get it!|
|Due to quarantine, I'll only be telling you inside jokes!|
|The spread of COVID-19 is based on two factors:|
1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.
|What do you call panic-buying of sausage and cheese in Germany?|
The Wurst Kase scenario!
|Finland has just closed its borders.|
No one will be crossing the finish line!
|In nature's economy, the currency is not money. It is life.|
|Marriage is fun:|
My wife is now upset with me because I didn't know why she was upset with me!
|Brother: Why's mom always shouting at me and never at you?|
Sister: It's because you look like dad!
|Did you ever think that a time will come when a security guard will be taking the temperature of a doctor!|