|If Veer can wait for 22 years in Jail for Zara, can't you wait 2 hours for your wife to come out of ZARA?|
|Autocorrect has been around for centuries. I got mine when I married!|
|The dumbest thing we believed as children, was that nap time was punishment!|
|All a woman wants is a strong, confident, independent and capable man who will do whatever she tells him to do!|
|Getting married is easy, staying married is hard. |
I asked my girlfriend, her husband drives her crazy!
|Dear Facebook, please stop suggesting people I know. I do know them. But I don't like them!|
|People who eat Masala Dosa, with a knife and a fork, should use a straw to drink Sambhar!|
|Itna Padhai Karo Ki Chahe Ladki Reject Kare;|
Par Ladki Ke Papa Kabhi Reject Na Kare!
|The fall of Maharashtra govt. is simply because of gravity and Newton is responsible for it!|
|After it's one night stand with Ajit Pawar, BJP is now pregnant with embarrassment!|