|Civilized women don't kill each other with guns.|
They do it with vacation pictures on social media!
|"I think a bottle of wine will make me feel better" has cost me a lot of money so far in life!|
|School is not hard.|
Paying attention to something you're not interested in is!
|Belated Happy Women's Day to Alexa and Siri... the only women who listen to men!|
|May God paint the canvas of your life with the colours of Joy, Love, Happiness, Prosperity, Good Health, and Success.|
Wishing you a very Happy Holi!
|Husband: I need space.|
Wife: Join NASA!
|Sometimes liquor is the only thing that can lubricate the grindstone we call life!|
|Whatever you hear about me please believe it. I no longer have time to explain myself. You can also add some if you want!|
|What do you call a dentist who doesn't like tea?|
|Best feeling ever is that first chug of water you take when you wake up after a night of destroying your liver!|