• Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?<br/>
Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.<br/>
Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?<br/>
Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
    Girl's Father: Kitna Kama Lete Ho?
    Boy: Ji Lakhs Mein Figure Hai.
    Girl's Father: Tab Bhi, Kitna?
    Boy: 0.2 Lakh!
  • In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!
    In a relationship, one person is always right and the other person is a male!
  • Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.<br/>
Boy: I got wine!
    Girl: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I'm yours.
    Boy: I got wine!
  • The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
    The grass is no longer greener on the other side because of global warming!
  • Most people goals: Get married and have babies.<br/>
My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
    Most people goals: Get married and have babies.
    My Goals: Figure out how to eat cake every night without getting fat!
  • I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.<br/>
January is a free trial month!
    I've decided my 2019 will start on February 1st.
    January is a free trial month!
  • We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!
    We live in a world where you want to get sick or hurt so you can relax for once!
  • I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.<br/>
There's no going back now!
    I just bought an expensive car, only to find the reverse gear broken.
    There's no going back now!
  • In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:<br/>
It goes on!
    In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life:
    It goes on!
  • Find something that you're really interested in doing in your life. Pursue it, set goals and commit yourself to excellence.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Find something that you're really interested in doing in your life. Pursue it, set goals and commit yourself to excellence.
    Good Morning!