|The festival of Rakhi makes me reminisce about all the memories we have shared together.|
Though we may live miles apart, we'll always be close at heart.
Sending love and wishes to you on this special day!
Wish you a very Happy Rakhi!
|It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!|
|BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?|
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
|Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...|
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
|Love is like a fart.|
If you have to force it, it's probably shit!
|India is a beautiful song with music lent by 28 states and 9 Union Territories.|
To enjoy it, it must be sung and enjoyed together.
Happy 15th August!
|I simply cherish one of the most important bonds of human life with you. May we bond till eternity and enjoy the pinnacle of human emotions.|
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
|Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.|
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
Not stabbing someone when you really want to!