• The festival of Rakhi makes me reminisce about all the memories we have shared together.<br/>
Though we may live miles apart, we'll always be close at heart.<br/>
Sending love and wishes to you on this special day!<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Rakhi!
    The festival of Rakhi makes me reminisce about all the memories we have shared together.
    Though we may live miles apart, we'll always be close at heart.
    Sending love and wishes to you on this special day!
    Wish you a very Happy Rakhi!
  • It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
    It's now 7 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Maybe it's time I go there personally and find out what's wrong!
  • BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?<br/>
Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!<br/>
#TheMummyReturns
    BJP: Hamare Paas Modi Hai, Shah Hai, Gadkari Hai, Advani Hai, Joshi Hai, Naidu Hai, Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
    Congress: Hamare Paas Maa Hai!
    #TheMummyReturns
  • Foreign Country:<br/>
Let's congratulate the bride and groom.<br/>
India:<br/>
Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
    Foreign Country:
    Let's congratulate the bride and groom.
    India:
    Pehle Khana Kha Lo, Baad Mein Bheed Ho Jayegi!
  • Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...<br/>
Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
    Competition Itna Badh Geya Hai Ki Kisi Ko Dukh Sunao Toh...
    Woh Double Suna Deta Hai!
  • Love is like a fart.
    If you have to force it, it's probably shit!
  • India is a beautiful song with music lent by 28 states and 9 Union Territories.<br/>
To enjoy it, it must be sung and enjoyed together.<br/>
Happy 15th August!
    India is a beautiful song with music lent by 28 states and 9 Union Territories.
    To enjoy it, it must be sung and enjoyed together.
    Happy 15th August!
  • I simply cherish one of the most important bonds of human life with you. May we bond till eternity and enjoy the pinnacle of human emotions.<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!
    I simply cherish one of the most important bonds of human life with you. May we bond till eternity and enjoy the pinnacle of human emotions.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.<br/>
Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
    Pakistan is not happy after India scrapped 'Article 370' from their own Kashmir state.
    Just like my neighbour is not happy after I discontinued my own WIFI connection!
  • Successful Adulting:<br/>
Not stabbing someone when you really want to!
    Successful Adulting:
    Not stabbing someone when you really want to!