|Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!|
|If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!|
|May all your wishes come true and may you achieve everything you desire.|
Put some Rewri, Popcorn & Moongfali in the Lohri fire and don't forget to give away to those who can't afford.
That's what will bring luck to you!
Wish you a Happy Lohri!
|May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness in your life; and bring joy, happiness and love with its warmth.|
A Happy Makar Sankranti!
|Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!|
|Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems!|
|If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader!|
|Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody!|
|Girl's father: Do you smoke?|
Father: Do you drink?
Father: Any other problem?
Boy: Beti Ka Rishta Lekar Aaye Ho Ya Insurance Policy?
|Some guy next to me asked if I had any Sodium Hypobromite...|
I said NaBrO!