|Gussa Aana 'Mard' Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar Gusse Ko Pee Jana 'Husband' Hone Ki Nishani Hai!|
|Me? A procrastinator?|
I'll prove you wrong someday. You just wait and see!
|What's the advantage of living in Switzerland? |
Well, the flag is a big plus!
|If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, explain winter!|
|I miss irritating you; and I miss the - I'm going to kill you - look in your eyes!|
|3 Steps to move on:|
Ctrl Alt Del
Control yourself, look for an Alternate solution and Delete the situation that hurts you!
|Someone asked me, "Who hurt you?"|
I replied, "My own expectations."
|Sherlock on the curious case of demonetisation:|
Watson: How can you say it was a colossal failure?
Holmes: Elementary my dear Watson, elementary... If it was of any success we would have seen full-page ads in all newspapers today on the second anniversary of it!
|Santa: What inspires you to get up every day and get out of bed?|
Pappu: My bladder, mostly!
|I got a lift to the eleventh floor, and as I got out, the operator said, "Have a good day son."|
"Don't call me son," I said. "You're not my dad."
He scratched his head. "No, but I brought you up, didn't I?"