|Very few things upset my wife.|
So, it makes me feel rather special to be one of them!
|Oh! So you were in Yale?|
Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999!
|Sometimes I tell people I'm an introvert just so they don't expect me to talk to them again!|
|Love may be blind & trust may get you hurt, but stupidity will get you killed, & honesty will get you hated!|
|Success in life could be defined as the continued expansion of happiness and the progressive realization of worthy goals.|
Good Morning & have a Nice Weekend!
|Guy1: You were drunk last night.|
Guy2: No I wasn't.
Guy1: You were watching TV and laughing all the time.
Guy2: So what?
Guy1: That TV was switched off!
|I'm trying to be a more positive person.|
Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!
|A retired husband is often a wife's full time job!|
|1 kg Sooji|
Isko Itna Share Karo Ki Iska Halwa Ban Jaye!
|I want to meet someone who enjoys long walks along the beach, so I have enough time to sleep at home alone!|