|The National tension of Pakistan: Kya Yaar... Abhi Parson Hi To Naya TV Khareeda Tha!|
|They say "The early bird catches the worm", but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!|
|Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!|
|One of the most important keys to success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even you don't feel like doing it. Good Morning!|
|A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.|
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!
|Doctor: How are you feeling now?|
Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.
Doctor: This is a serious mental case!
|The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts!|
|Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.|
Fortunately I love money!
|We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses!|
|Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!|