• The National tension of Pakistan:
Kya Yaar... Abhi Parson Hi To Naya TV Khareeda Tha!Upload to Facebook
    The National tension of Pakistan: Kya Yaar... Abhi Parson Hi To Naya TV Khareeda Tha!
  • They say `The early bird catches the worm`, but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!Upload to Facebook
    They say "The early bird catches the worm", but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!
  • Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!Upload to Facebook
    Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!
  • One of the most important keys to success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even you don't feel like doing it.
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    One of the most important keys to success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even you don't feel like doing it. Good Morning!
  • A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.<br/>
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?<br/>
BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!Upload to Facebook
    A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.
    Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
    BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!
  • Doctor: How are you feeling now?<br/>
Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.<br/>
Doctor: This is a serious mental case!Upload to Facebook
    Doctor: How are you feeling now?
    Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.
    Doctor: This is a serious mental case!
  • The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts!Upload to Facebook
    The frequency with which you get friendzoned is measured in hurts!
  • Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.<br/>
Fortunately I love money!Upload to Facebook
    Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is.
    Fortunately I love money!
  • We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses!Upload to Facebook
    We all must work harder and pay more taxes so that the govt can bail out even more farmers and write off industrial loans of many more businesses!
  • Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I think that Aliens don't want to visit us, because maybe they are all women and they want us to make the first move!
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