• Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!Upload to Facebook
    Normal people commit suicide, but CAs attempt suicide!
  • If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!Upload to Facebook
    If towels could tell jokes, they would probably have a dry sense of humour!
  • May all your wishes come true and may you achieve everything you desire.<br/>
Put some Rewri, Popcorn & Moongfali in the Lohri fire and don't forget to give away to those who can't afford.<br/>
That's what will bring luck to you!<br/>
Wish you a Happy Lohri!Upload to Facebook
    May all your wishes come true and may you achieve everything you desire.
    Put some Rewri, Popcorn & Moongfali in the Lohri fire and don't forget to give away to those who can't afford.
    That's what will bring luck to you!
    Wish you a Happy Lohri!
  • May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness in your life; and bring joy, happiness and love with its warmth.<br/>
A Happy Makar Sankranti!Upload to Facebook
    May the Makar Sankranti fire burns all the moments of sadness in your life; and bring joy, happiness and love with its warmth.
    A Happy Makar Sankranti!
  • Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I wish I were a cartoon character so I could wear the same outfit every day!
  • Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems!
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    Silence and smile are two powerful tools. Smile is the way to solve many problems and silence is the way to avoid many problems!
  • 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader!Upload to Facebook
    If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader!
  • Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody!<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody!
    Good Morning!
  • Girl's father: Do you smoke?<br/>
Boy: No <br/>
Father: Do you drink?<br/>
Boy: Occasionally. <br/>
Father: Any other problem?<br/>
Boy: Beti Ka Rishta Lekar Aaye Ho Ya Insurance Policy?Upload to Facebook
    Girl's father: Do you smoke?
    Boy: No
    Father: Do you drink?
    Boy: Occasionally.
    Father: Any other problem?
    Boy: Beti Ka Rishta Lekar Aaye Ho Ya Insurance Policy?
  • Some guy next to me asked if I had any Sodium Hypobromite...<br/>
I said NaBrO!Upload to Facebook
    Some guy next to me asked if I had any Sodium Hypobromite...
    I said NaBrO!
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