|Shy people are like a really slow-loading file; most people won't stick around long enough to get to the awesome content!|
|No matter how many set backs you have in life you should never stop trying!|
|Life is too ironic. It takes sadness to know what happiness is, noise to appreciate silence, and absence to value presence.|
|Banta: Why do you like green tea so much?|
Santa: Green tea is a good anti-oxidant. It helps to digest 'Cholle Bhature' and 'Lassi'!
|What do you call bears with no ears?|
|A Marwadi gets a heart attack.|
Friend: Fortis hospital is nearest, let's take him there.
Marwadi: Wait, I'm feeling better now!
|You know mountains aren't just funny, they are hill-areas!|
|The difference between beggar and unemployed is one begs from strangers and the latter one begs from known people!|
|On my birthday, my friend messaged me in short, "HBD HBD HBD".|
So now on his anniversary, I messaged him, "HA HA HA".
And he blocked me. Did I say anything wrong?
|There exists a paradise where...|
All wives are lovely and all husbands are loving,
All parents are respected and all children are angels,
All holidays are relaxing and all vacations are amazing,
All birthdays are celebrated and all anniversaries are being rejoiced.
That place is called...