|And now they say it's accidental drowning.|
So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating!
|What takes 24 parking spaces?|
12 women drivers!
|Can you beat this?|
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
|Upset with my aging and deteriorating looks, I walked into the best Saloon of the city.|
A smart looking guy welcomed me with a broad smile. With lots of hope, I asked, "Do you have something for grey hair?"
Yes... said he, "A lot of respect."
I returned back with a smile since I got my answer!
|Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!|
|Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.|
So here I wish you a very Happy and wonderful Holi!
|Understand that you own nothing, everything that surrounds you is temporary, only love in your heart will last forever!|
|Trust that God will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.|
Why do you need sleeping pills?|
I realized that I have big dreams!