• And now they say it's accidental drowning.<br/>
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So the learning is  that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!<br/>
#Srideviisnomore
    And now they say it's accidental drowning.
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    So the learning is that one should avoid taking relaxing tub bath & make do with good old shower!
    #Srideviisnomore
  • Fun Fact:<br/>
Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating!
    Fun Fact:
    Adam was the only man in history who was never asked if he was cheating!
  • What takes 24 parking spaces?<br/>
12 women drivers!
    What takes 24 parking spaces?
    12 women drivers!
  • Can you beat this?<br/>
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.<br/>
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.<br/>
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
    Can you beat this?
    Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
    Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
    Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!
  • Upset with my aging and deteriorating looks, I walked into the best Saloon of the city.<br/>
A smart looking guy welcomed me with a broad smile. With lots of hope, I asked, `Do you have something for grey hair?`<br/>
Yes... said he, `A lot of respect.`<br/>
I returned back with a smile since I got my answer!
    Upset with my aging and deteriorating looks, I walked into the best Saloon of the city.
    A smart looking guy welcomed me with a broad smile. With lots of hope, I asked, "Do you have something for grey hair?"
    Yes... said he, "A lot of respect."
    I returned back with a smile since I got my answer!
  • Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
    Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!
  • Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.<br/>
So here I wish you a very Happy and wonderful Holi!
    Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
    So here I wish you a very Happy and wonderful Holi!
  • Understand that you own nothing, everything that surrounds you is temporary, only love in your heart will last forever!
    Understand that you own nothing, everything that surrounds you is temporary, only love in your heart will last forever!
  • Trust that God will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Trust that God will put the right people in your life at right time and for the right reasons.
    Good Morning!
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Why do you need sleeping pills?<br/>
I realized that I have big dreams!
    Why do you need sleeping pills?
    I realized that I have big dreams!