• I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!
    I don't know what my superpower is but I'm positive my greatest weakness is chips and dip!
  • My new girlfriend works at the zoo. <br/>
I think she's a keeper!
    My new girlfriend works at the zoo.
    I think she's a keeper!
  • Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!
    Sometimes in life, you have to get knocked down to realize that you need to turn it up a notch. No one became successful without getting knocked down a few times!
  • If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed!
    If you have the courage to begin, you have the courage to succeed!
  • The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move.<br/>
Good Morning!
    The most important key to achieving great success is to decide upon your goal and launch, get started, take action, move.
    Good Morning!
  • Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?<br/>
Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
    Wife: Whose number is this. Who's she?
    Husband: I don't know. Google must have put it there as they did for UIDAI!
  • Government Officer Interview:<br/>
Interviewer: Do you have any particular skills?` <br/>
Candidate: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
    Government Officer Interview:
    Interviewer: Do you have any particular skills?`
    Candidate: I can turn a simple 20 minute task into a strenuous 2 hour task!
  • I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt. <br/>
Then it clicked!
    I couldn't work out how to fasten my seatbelt.
    Then it clicked!
  • Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a moth.<br/>
Doctor: It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist.<br/>
Patient: I was on my way there when I saw your light on!
    Patient: Doctor, I think I'm a moth.
    Doctor: It's not a doctor you need, it's a psychiatrist.
    Patient: I was on my way there when I saw your light on!
  • Internet connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance!
    Internet connects people at long distance and disconnects people at short distance!