• If all robbers got together and stopped robbing then security industry would have a downfall and shut down.<br/>
Then robbers could go easily back to robbing again!
    If all robbers got together and stopped robbing then security industry would have a downfall and shut down.
    Then robbers could go easily back to robbing again!
  • Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!
    Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!
  • To be happy you must:<br/>
1. Let go of what's gone.<br/>
2. Be grateful for what remains.<br/>
3. Look forward to what's to come next!
    To be happy you must:
    1. Let go of what's gone.
    2. Be grateful for what remains.
    3. Look forward to what's to come next!
  • Restaurant toilets are dangerous!<br/>
So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
    Restaurant toilets are dangerous!
    So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
  • Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often!
    Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often!
  • Girls wearing Sari are so attractive!<br/>
Unless it's 3 AM, it's a white Sari, you're driving and they appear suddenly in the middle of the road!
    Girls wearing Sari are so attractive!
    Unless it's 3 AM, it's a white Sari, you're driving and they appear suddenly in the middle of the road!
  • Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!
    Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!
  • Wishing a person who makes others smile!<br/>
Happy Birthday, Dear Cancerian!
    Wishing a person who makes others smile!
    Happy Birthday, Dear Cancerian!
  • You aren't getting older but you are getting better. I wish you a wonderful birthday!
    You aren't getting older but you are getting better. I wish you a wonderful birthday!
  • The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.<br/>
If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!
    The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.
    If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!