• Life is short and unpredictable, don't waste another minute on people, places and things that don't make you happy.<br/>
Good Evening!Upload to Facebook
    Life is short and unpredictable, don't waste another minute on people, places and things that don't make you happy.
    Good Evening!
  • After spending one day at a Gym:<br/>
Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?<br/>
Trainer: Haan Bilkul!<br/>
Girl: Really! Kya?<br/>
Trainer: Dimaag!Upload to Facebook
    After spending one day at a Gym:
    Girl: Main Patli Hui Kya, Kuchh Kam Lag Raha Hai?
    Trainer: Haan Bilkul!
    Girl: Really! Kya?
    Trainer: Dimaag!
  • Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...<br/>
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Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!Upload to Facebook
    Hamesha Apne Doston Ki Suno, Kyonki...
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    Unke Ghar Mein Unki Koi Nahi Sunta!
  • A person faints at a restaurant:<br/>
Waiter: Is some Doctor here?<br/>
Man: I'm a CA.<br/>
Waiter: What?<br/>
Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!Upload to Facebook
    A person faints at a restaurant:
    Waiter: Is some Doctor here?
    Man: I'm a CA.
    Waiter: What?
    Man: Just wanted to tell you. Agar Koi Kaam Mile Toh Batana!
  • Why don't programmers like nature? <br/>
It has too many bugs!Upload to Facebook
    Why don't programmers like nature?
    It has too many bugs!
  • Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
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    Sushma Swaraj Is the only married Indian woman, who gets appreciation for having External Affairs!
  • I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!Upload to Facebook
    I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy!
  • I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!Upload to Facebook
    I try to avoid things that make me fat, like scales, mirrors and photographs!
  • Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else!Upload to Facebook
    Don't say we're not right for each other because the way I see it, we might not be right for anyone else!
  • Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance!Upload to Facebook
    Don't compare your progress with that of others. We all need our own time to travel our own distance!
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