|Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!|
|Two people you'll never be good enough for:|
1. Your ex
2. Your boss
|Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!|
|When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there.|
I hope we can be like that.
We won't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
|It's the perfect time to give a good start to another year.|
It's the time to feel good about everything.
May you get everything, you wish with every passing year.
|A healthy attitude is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others.|
Be a carrier. The real fun is spreading it around!
|Be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything.|
Good Morning and have a Great Day!
|HR: There is a 2 years gap on your CV!|
Candidate: I was in jail.
Candidate: I killed the guy who told me, "We'll call you back".
HR: Welcome on board!
|A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.|
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
|Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!|