|My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!|
|If you desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, you'll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns!|
|Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?|
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
If you are looking for some adventure, then go visit your in-laws!
|There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!|
|It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!|
|Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?|
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
|A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else!|
|Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?|
BJP: No! Never
|Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying anymore!|