|A relationship is like a gadget.|
If there is a problem you do not go and buy a new one, you try to fix it!
|People with a good sense of humor have a better sense of life!|
|No matter who you are and what happens in your life, you still have the chance to turn your life around and be great!|
|A mistake that makes you humble is much better than an achievement that makes you arrogant.|
|I'm never sure if I actually have free time or if I'm just forgetting everything I have to do!|
|Meri Dost Arti Ne Galti Se Kele Ke Chhilke Pai Paanv Rakh Diya Aur Phir 'Arti-ficial' Gayi!|
|Pappu: Tomorrow, Men and girls will fight each other.|
Bunty: What? But why?
Pappu: Because tomorrow is Mangalwar!
|A beautiful girl asked me in a restaurant, "Are you single?"|
I happily replied, "Yes..."
She took away the extra chair in front of me!
|In marriage, a conclusion is a part where you get tired of thinking!|
|"Sorry, we're clothed" can make a great door sign for a strip club when they're closed!|