• Weekend in nutshell:<br/>
W- Work free<br/>
E- Enjoyment and<br/>
E- Entertainment.<br/>
K- Keeping a distance from work and<br/>
E- Engaging in exciting<br/>
N- New activities; and<br/>
D- debacling boredom.<br/>
Have a Nice Weekend!
    Weekend in nutshell:
    W- Work free
    E- Enjoyment and
    E- Entertainment.
    K- Keeping a distance from work and
    E- Engaging in exciting
    N- New activities; and
    D- debacling boredom.
    Have a Nice Weekend!
  • My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
    My life as a kid was never the same after the day I showed my dad that TV remote would work properly if you just slap it a couple of times!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
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.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
.<br/>
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dependent on their maids!
    Independent women are mostly...
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    dependent on their maids!
  • I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.<br/>
Last night, I went to bed eight times!
    I have cut down on my drinking, and now only have one vodka before going to bed.
    Last night, I went to bed eight times!
  • I am great at multi-tasking.<br/>
I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
    I am great at multi-tasking.
    I can listen, ignore and forget all at once!
  • My new address in Mumbai:<br/>
10, Drowning Street!<br/>
#rains<br/>
#Monsoon
    My new address in Mumbai:
    10, Drowning Street!
    #rains
    #Monsoon
  • For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.<br/>
It doesn't listen to anything!
    For those who don't want Alexa listening in on your conversations, they are making a male version.
    It doesn't listen to anything!
  • A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.<br/>
Because `Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!`
    A man who eats chicken from his own poultry is actually a vegetarian.
    Because "Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar!"
  • A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.<br/>
60 ml, to be precise!
    A real man is one who takes success and failure in equal measure.
    60 ml, to be precise!
  • The real Astronomers are in our family.<br/>
1st is the mother who showed us the moon in childhood.<br/>
2nd is the father who used to show us the whole universe with just one slap.<br/>
3rd is the wife who shows us stars during the day.<br/>
ISRO & NASA are just a figment of our imagination!
    The real Astronomers are in our family.
    1st is the mother who showed us the moon in childhood.
    2nd is the father who used to show us the whole universe with just one slap.
    3rd is the wife who shows us stars during the day.
    ISRO & NASA are just a figment of our imagination!