• Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!Upload to Facebook
    Your eyes water when you yawn because you miss your bed and it makes you sad!
  • Two people you'll never be good enough for:<br/><br/>

1. Your ex<br/>
2. Your bossUpload to Facebook
    Two people you'll never be good enough for:

    1. Your ex
    2. Your boss
  • Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!Upload to Facebook
    Why it's called constipation instead of 'Gunah'!
  • When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there.<br/>
I hope we can be like that.<br/>
We won't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.<br/>
Miss You!Upload to Facebook
    When it rains, you don't see the sun, but it's there.
    I hope we can be like that.
    We won't always see each other, but we will always be there for one another.
    Miss You!
  • It's the perfect time to give a good start to another year.<br/>
It's the time to feel good about everything.<br/>
May you get everything, you wish with every passing year.<br/>
Happy Birthday!Upload to Facebook
    It's the perfect time to give a good start to another year.
    It's the time to feel good about everything.
    May you get everything, you wish with every passing year.
    Happy Birthday!
  • A healthy attitude is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others.<br/>
Be a carrier. The real fun is spreading it around!Upload to Facebook
    A healthy attitude is contagious, but don't wait to catch it from others.
    Be a carrier. The real fun is spreading it around!
  • Be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Great Day!Upload to Facebook
    Be happy with nothing and you will be happy with everything.
    Good Morning and have a Great Day!
  • HR: There is a 2 years gap on your CV!<br/>
Candidate: I was in jail.<br/>
HR: Why?<br/>
Candidate: I killed the guy who told me, `We'll call you back`.<br/>
HR: Welcome on board!Upload to Facebook
    HR: There is a 2 years gap on your CV!
    Candidate: I was in jail.
    HR: Why?
    Candidate: I killed the guy who told me, "We'll call you back".
    HR: Welcome on board!
  • A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.<br/>
Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!Upload to Facebook
    A lady donated her earrings to a beggar.
    Usne 'Balidaan' Kar Diya!
  • Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is seeing your ex with someone uglier than you!
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