• I met a nice girl at the mall today.<br/>
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!Upload to Facebook
    I met a nice girl at the mall today.
    Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!
  • Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.<br/>
I always lose!Upload to Facebook
    Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.
    I always lose!
  • It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!Upload to Facebook
    It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!
  • Just because a person is silent, it doesn't mean that he is not aware of fun & joy.<br/>
It's possible that life has taught him some serious lessons!Upload to Facebook
    Just because a person is silent, it doesn't mean that he is not aware of fun & joy.
    It's possible that life has taught him some serious lessons!
  • Live life without any limits, because you'll never know when your time comes. So live, laugh and most importantly be happy.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Live life without any limits, because you'll never know when your time comes. So live, laugh and most importantly be happy.
    Good Morning!
  • NEWS: Vijay Mallya arrested, gets bail.<br/>
I have already spent most of my life 'behind bars'!Upload to Facebook
    NEWS: Vijay Mallya arrested, gets bail.
    I have already spent most of my life 'behind bars'!
  • Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.<br/>
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.
    Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
  • If you're not supposed to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator!Upload to Facebook
    If you're not supposed to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator!
  • Police: Accident Kaise Hua?<br/>
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.<br/>
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Police: Accident Kaise Hua?
    Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
    Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
  • Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!
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