|Before you assume, learn.|
Before you judge, understand.
Before you hurt, feel.
Before you say, think!
|Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then let them be. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.|
|Similarity between me and my friends:|
Hum Sab Ek Doosre Ki Nazron Mein Kamine Hain!
|What did I learn on the first day at Medical School:|
A patient cured is a customer lost!
|My friend recently got crushed by a pile of books.|
He's only got his shelf to blame!
|What did the hat say to the scarf? |
You hang around while I go on ahead!
|I am so single that the last time somebody noticed me I was in my mom's womb!|
|Have you realized that textbooks pages are chloroform coated?|
Simply because they never let me finish my study!
|What happens after you die?|
Lots of things happen after you die, they just don't involve you!
|All married men say after many years of marriage:|
"Our marriage is based on trust and understanding."
She doesn't trust me and I don't understand her!