• When you are a pure soul, you do not lose people, people lose you.<br/>
Good Morning!
    When you are a pure soul, you do not lose people, people lose you.
    Good Morning!
  • I make whiskey disappear.<br/>
What's your superpower?
    I make whiskey disappear.
    What's your superpower?
  • Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...<br/>
`Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho`<br/>
He got a very quick response...<br/>
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Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
    Abdul was trying to impress a new girl on Facebook. So he typed...
    "Chaudvi Ka Chand Ho Ya Aaftab Ho"
    He got a very quick response...
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    Yes, it's me Aaftab, Abdul Bhai. Fake ID Hai... But Aapko Kaise Pata Chala?
  • Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:<br/><br/>

iPhone<br/>
Facebook<br/>
Google<br/>
Amazon<br/>
Android<br/>
Twitter<br/>
Instagram<br/>
iPod<br/>
Yahoo<br/>
YouTube<br/>
Snapchat<br/>
Spotify<br/>
Tesla<br/>
Skype<br/>
Uber<br/>
Airbnb<br/>
Bitcoin<br/>
Fitbit<br/>
Emojis<br/>
iPad<br/>
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Croatia!
    Things that didn't exist the last time England reached the semi-finals:

    iPhone
    Facebook
    Google
    Amazon
    Android
    Twitter
    Instagram
    iPod
    Yahoo
    YouTube
    Snapchat
    Spotify
    Tesla
    Skype
    Uber
    Airbnb
    Bitcoin
    Fitbit
    Emojis
    iPad
    and










    Croatia!
  • Mumbai real estate prices hit an all-time high.<br/>
Every building is now sea facing!
    Mumbai real estate prices hit an all-time high.
    Every building is now sea facing!
  • I've invented a new game, it's called `Quiet Tennis`<br/>
It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!
    I've invented a new game, it's called "Quiet Tennis"
    It's pretty much the same as normal tennis, but without the racket!
  • Multitasking:<br/>
Screwing up several things at once!
    Multitasking:
    Screwing up several things at once!
  • A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, `How much did you pay?`
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She replied `It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree`!
    A wife went shopping and bought home a beautiful shirt for her husband who was impressed and asked, "How much did you pay?"
    She replied "It was given free with a ₹ 9000/- Saree. I liked the shirt so much, I decided to buy the saree"!
  • As you waste your breath complaining about life, someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have!
    As you waste your breath complaining about life, someone out there is breathing their last. Appreciate what you have!
  • If you want to go fast, go alone. But if you want to go far, go together.<br/>
Good Morning!
    If you want to go fast, go alone. But if you want to go far, go together.
    Good Morning!