|If all robbers got together and stopped robbing then security industry would have a downfall and shut down.|
Then robbers could go easily back to robbing again!
|Humanity was such a big success but the biggest threat to it is humanity itself!|
|To be happy you must:|
1. Let go of what's gone.
2. Be grateful for what remains.
3. Look forward to what's to come next!
|Restaurant toilets are dangerous!|
So many of my dates have gone to use them and vanished!
|Just ran some numbers and realized that I would have been the 46th richest man in the world if I didn't eat out this often!|
|Girls wearing Sari are so attractive!|
Unless it's 3 AM, it's a white Sari, you're driving and they appear suddenly in the middle of the road!
|Social anxiety is basically Conspiracy Theories about yourself!|
|Wishing a person who makes others smile!|
Happy Birthday, Dear Cancerian!
|You aren't getting older but you are getting better. I wish you a wonderful birthday!|
|The man who invented the internet is 80 years old now.|
If you see him walking down the street, you'll think he's just another old dude who doesn't know how to use internet!