• Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:<br/><br/>

1. Do I look fat?<br/>
2. Guess what day today is?<br/>
3. I'm fine<br/>
4. We need to talk
    Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:

    1. Do I look fat?
    2. Guess what day today is?
    3. I'm fine
    4. We need to talk
  • At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.<br/>
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
    At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.
    Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
  • Doctor: You are hot.<br/>
Girl: Oh, thank you!<br/>
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
    Doctor: You are hot.
    Girl: Oh, thank you!
    Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
  • I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.<br/>

Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
    I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.
    Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
  • Dogs prepare you for babies.<br/>
Cats prepare you for teenagers!
    Dogs prepare you for babies.
    Cats prepare you for teenagers!
  • The world has flipped upside down.<br/>
Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
    The world has flipped upside down.
    Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
  • Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!<br/>
A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.<br/>
Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!
    Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!
    A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.
    Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!
  • If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!
    If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!
  • Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great day!
    Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace.
    Good Morning and have a great day!
  • In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!
    In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!