|Things that a man doesn't want to hear from his wife:|
1. Do I look fat?
2. Guess what day today is?
3. I'm fine
4. We need to talk
|At first, I thought I had COVID because I couldn't breathe.|
Then I unbuttoned my pants and it was all OK!
|Doctor: You are hot.|
Girl: Oh, thank you!
Doctor: Pagal Aurat Bukhar Hai Tujhe... Heroine Mat Ban!
|I just told my wife `How could you forget what day today was` and then walked out of our bedroom and slammed the door.|
Now that should give her a taste of her own medicine!
|Dogs prepare you for babies.|
Cats prepare you for teenagers!
|The world has flipped upside down.|
Old folks are sneaking out and their kids are yelling at them to stay indoors!
|Let each one graduate to this level of positivity!|
A reporter was interviewing a 99 yr old man: I certainly hope I can return next year & see you reach 100.
Old Man: Why not, you look healthy enough to me!
|If we saw souls instead of bodies, our definition of beauty perfection and our world would be so different!|
|Your life becomes a masterpiece when you learn to master peace.|
Good Morning and have a great day!
|In hell, husbands are tortured by making them go shopping with their wives at stores with no chairs!|