• My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!Upload to Facebook
    My wife is my personal trainer, she decides my daily workout... Today it was laundry and the dishes day!
  • If you desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, you'll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns!<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    If you desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, you'll first have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns!
    Good Morning!
  • Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?<br/>
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.<br/>
Pappu: Exactly!Upload to Facebook
    Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
    Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
    Pappu: Exactly!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you are looking for some adventure, then go visit your in-laws!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you are looking for some adventure, then go visit your in-laws!
  • There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!Upload to Facebook
    There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else's coffee machine!
  • It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!Upload to Facebook
    It's time to replace your heart with another liver, so that you can drink more and care less!
  • Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?<br/>
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
    Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball!
  • A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else!Upload to Facebook
    A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets you know that he's thinking about something else!
  • Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?<br/>
India: Yes<br/>
Congress: Yes<br/>
BJP: No! NeverUpload to Facebook
    Should Rahul Gandhi quit leading the Congress?
    India: Yes
    Congress: Yes
    BJP: No! Never
  • Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying anymore!Upload to Facebook
    Once the trust goes out of a relationship, it's really no fun lying anymore!
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