|I met a nice girl at the mall today.|
Her name was 'No' and coincidentally her number was also 'No'!
|Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a really dangerous game.|
I always lose!
|It's pretty ironic that the internet was created to save time!|
|Just because a person is silent, it doesn't mean that he is not aware of fun & joy.|
It's possible that life has taught him some serious lessons!
|Live life without any limits, because you'll never know when your time comes. So live, laugh and most importantly be happy.|
|NEWS: Vijay Mallya arrested, gets bail.|
I have already spent most of my life 'behind bars'!
|Santa: One day you have to pay for everything yourself.|
Pappu: I know but today is not that day!
|If you're not supposed to eat late at night, then why is there a light in the refrigerator!|
|Police: Accident Kaise Hua?|
Driver: Sir Speed Kam Nahi Ho Payi, Meri Galti Nahi Hai.
Police: 'Bada Gear' Zimmedar Hai!
|Sometimes I'm drunk and the rest of the time I'm just hungover!|