|Amir: Bhai India Aa Gayi Final Mein. Hamari Strategy Kya Hogi? Sarfaraz: Aadhe Lahore Mein Utrenge Aur Aadhe Karachi Mein!|
|A man pointed a gun at his wife's face and asked, "Any last words?" Three and a half hour later, he shot her!|
|The height of Digitalisation: Me: O God, save me! God: As jpg or pdf?|
|1971 repeats again... India had to intervene to free Bangladesh from Pakistani onslaught again!|
|The National tension of Pakistan: Kya Yaar... Abhi Parson Hi To Naya TV Khareeda Tha!|
|They say "The early bird catches the worm", but they never tell that `The early worm gets caught`!|
|Most of the time I think that everything is so stressful right now and I really just want to sleep for the rest of my life and ignore absolutely everything!|
|One of the most important keys to success is having the discipline to do what you know you should do, even you don't feel like doing it. Good Morning!|
|A lady made a call to BSNL customer care.|
Lady: Hello, 3 Din Se Internet Bandh Hai, Aap Hi Bataiye Mein Kya Karun?
BSNL customer care: Madam Ghar Ka Kuch Kaam Kar Lijiye!
|Doctor: How are you feeling now?|
Patient: I'm feeling excited with 20 others.
Doctor: This is a serious mental case!