• In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.<br/>

In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.<br/>

Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
    In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.
    In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
    Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
  • So apparently, if you're late drinking out with your buddies, wrapping yourself up in a blanket and telling your wife that you were just rescued by the coast guard doesn't work if you live in a landlocked country!
  • May Ganesha always stay your mentor and protector and remove obstacles from your life.<br/>
Wish you and family a Happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi!
    May Ganesha always stay your mentor and protector and remove obstacles from your life.
    Wish you and family a Happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi!
  • Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up.<br/>
Because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
    Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up.
    Because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
  • Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave?
    Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave?
  • The reason why moms always know where everything is...<br/>
because they're the ones moving our things all the time!
    The reason why moms always know where everything is...
    because they're the ones moving our things all the time!
  • Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway!
    Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway!
  • ਹਮ ਮੂਰਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਸਰਣਾਗਤੀ<br/>
ਮਿਲ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ ਰੰਗਾ ਰਾਮ ਰਾਜੇ।।<br/><br/>

ਹੇ ਬੇਅੰਤ ਕੌਤਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਮਾਲਿਕ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ!<br/>
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ, ਅਸੀਂ ਮੂਰਖ ਬੇਸਮਝ ਤੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਰਨ ਆਏ ਹਾਂ।<br/><br/>

I am foolish and ignorant, but I have taken to His sanctuary. May I merge in the love of the Lord of the Universe,  O Lord King!
    ਹਮ ਮੂਰਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਸਰਣਾਗਤੀ
    ਮਿਲ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ ਰੰਗਾ ਰਾਮ ਰਾਜੇ।।

    ਹੇ ਬੇਅੰਤ ਕੌਤਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਮਾਲਿਕ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ!
    ਸਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ, ਅਸੀਂ ਮੂਰਖ ਬੇਸਮਝ ਤੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਰਨ ਆਏ ਹਾਂ।

    I am foolish and ignorant, but I have taken to His sanctuary. May I merge in the love of the Lord of the Universe, O Lord King!
  • Virgos drive constant for improvement and perfection which leads them to high finickiness.<br/>
Wishing my fine and perfect Virgo friend a very Happy Birthday!
    Virgos drive constant for improvement and perfection which leads them to high finickiness.
    Wishing my fine and perfect Virgo friend a very Happy Birthday!
  • People may be unkind, you be kind.
    They may cheat, you be honest.
    They may forget your good deeds, you do good.
    In the end, it will be between you and God; and not you and them!