• My friend's allergic to rice.<br/>
He's basmatic!
    My friend's allergic to rice.
    He's basmatic!
  • How do you make anti-freeze?<br/>
Steal her blanket!
    How do you make anti-freeze?
    Steal her blanket!
  • There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.<br/>
No perfume if flowers are not crushed.<br/>
So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!
    There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.
    No perfume if flowers are not crushed.
    So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!
  • Last week, I replaced every window in my house.<br/>
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
    Last week, I replaced every window in my house.
    I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
  • All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
    All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!
  • My friend's mother always objected to her cutting nails on Thursday and I thought it was illogical.

    But with age, you realize everything has a reason...

    If you clip your nails on a Thursday... you struggle with opening beer cans on Friday, Saturday and Sunday!
  • Just a thought:<br/>
There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
    Just a thought:
    There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
  • Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!
    Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!
  • You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!
    You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!
  • Breaking:<br/>
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.<br/>
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!<br/>
#Maharastra2019deadlock
    Breaking:
    Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
    Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!
    #Maharastra2019deadlock