|I hate school reunions.|
Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
|Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.|
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
|To be beautiful means to be yourself.|
You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!
|Pakistan team can still go to the Semi-Finals...|
If they buy tickets on time!
|What do you call a woman who's into Men & Women?|
|Each relationship has feelings and differences.|
It is always better to melt in feelings than to get frozen in differences!
|Positive thoughts are not enough, you ought to have positive feelings calling for positive actions.|
|Sarfraz: Jab Sab Kuch 1992 Jaisa Ho Rha Tha Toh Hum World Cup Kyon Nahi Jeete?|
Imran Khan: Humne 1992 Mein Burger Nahi Khaye The!
|They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!|
|My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. |
We call her Summer for short!