|Louis Vuitton, Hermes, Gucci & Coach bags are made of 100% original skin of Husbands!|
|Do you know why I make puns?|
Because it's my respunsibility!
|I like my job better before I had it!|
|What did I learn today?|
Women are far, far better at mansplaining!
|Our country has given us:|
Rich culture and heritage;
Diversity in languages, colour and creed;
Right to practice different religion;
And freedom of Speech.
Lets spread the peace and harmony!
Happy Republic Day!
|Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!|
|God, please give us the courage to accept things for what they are, but to never lose hope that things will always get better.|
|Buys a movie ticket for Padmaavat:|
Friend: Bhai Kiske Saath Movie Dekhne Ja Rahe Ho?
Me: Himmat Ke Saath!
|Interviewer: We are a Singapore based MNC having offices in New York, London, Sydney and Paris.|
Candidate: What will be my job location?
Interviewer: Mangol Puri, New Delhi!
|GST Council has taken objection to the title of the film Padmaavat.|
Want it renamed as Padmagst as VAT is no more!