|The Sun watches what I do, but the Moon knows all my secrets!|
If I'm wrong, correct me.
If I'm lost, guide me.
If I started to give up, keep me going!
|80% of men don't know why their wife is angry. Do you think the rest 20% of men know?|
Wrong, they don't even know their wife is angry!
|Two days into a relationship and you already calling him your pillar of strength.|
Can you let the cement dry at least!
|Jeeto: I want a diamond necklace.|
Santa: What's so special?
Jeeto: Diamonds are forever.
Santa: And it's EMIs are for even longer!
|All our friends decided to start exercising and to avoid junk food.|
So my wife and I also decided to go ahead and get new friends!
|Teacher: How can one person do so many stupid things?|
Pappu: I get up early!
|Did you know you can skydive without a parachute...|
but only once!
|My neighbor stopped saying hi to me. I guess she found my social media posts!|
|When a man drinks, it is said to damage his liver.|
When a woman drinks, it damages her character.
I don't know if women have no liver, or men have no character!