|In a span of 17 years, 114 people died in weight lifting accidents while at the gym.|
In the same 17 year time, only one man died while eating a donut.
Life is about the choices you make. Educate yourself!
|So apparently, if you're late drinking out with your buddies, wrapping yourself up in a blanket and telling your wife that you were just rescued by the coast guard doesn't work if you live in a landlocked country!|
|May Ganesha always stay your mentor and protector and remove obstacles from your life.|
Wish you and family a Happy and blessed Ganesh Chaturthi!
|Flu season is around. Remember to keep the alcohol level up.|
Because a shot in the glass is better than a shot in the a**!
|Have you ever realized that 9 minutes on the snooze are a lot faster than 9 minutes on the microwave?|
|The reason why moms always know where everything is...|
because they're the ones moving our things all the time!
|Everyone told Sam not to sing, but Samsung anyway!|
|ਹਮ ਮੂਰਖ ਮੁਗਧ ਸਰਣਾਗਤੀ|
ਮਿਲ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ ਰੰਗਾ ਰਾਮ ਰਾਜੇ।।
ਹੇ ਬੇਅੰਤ ਕੌਤਕਾਂ ਦੇ ਮਾਲਿਕ ਗੋਵਿੰਦ!
ਸਾਨੂੰ ਮਿਲ, ਅਸੀਂ ਮੂਰਖ ਬੇਸਮਝ ਤੇਰੀ ਸ਼ਰਨ ਆਏ ਹਾਂ।
I am foolish and ignorant, but I have taken to His sanctuary. May I merge in the love of the Lord of the Universe, O Lord King!
|Virgos drive constant for improvement and perfection which leads them to high finickiness.|
Wishing my fine and perfect Virgo friend a very Happy Birthday!
|People may be unkind, you be kind.|
They may cheat, you be honest.
They may forget your good deeds, you do good.
In the end, it will be between you and God; and not you and them!