• Dear Mom & Dad,<br/>

Remembering you on your wedding anniversary. May I get the time machine to put the clock back so that I may spend time with you like my childhood!<br/>
Wish you eternal togetherness and happiness!
    Dear Mom & Dad,
    Remembering you on your wedding anniversary. May I get the time machine to put the clock back so that I may spend time with you like my childhood!
    Wish you eternal togetherness and happiness!
  • I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!
    I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!
  • Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.<br/>
Good Evening!
    Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.
    Good Evening!
  • I hate spelling mistakes...<br/>
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
    I hate spelling mistakes...
    You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
  • I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
    I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!
  • My home has an open door policy.<br/>
You bring beer and I open the door!
    My home has an open door policy.
    You bring beer and I open the door!
  • Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?<br/>
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
    Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?
    Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
  • Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.<br/>
Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils<br/>
Mom: Kya Tod Diya?<br/>
Girl: Bharosa!
    Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.
    Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils
    Mom: Kya Tod Diya?
    Girl: Bharosa!
  • Easter brings fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter brings God's endless blessings, Easter brings love and the freshness of spring.<br/>
Happy Easter to you and your family!
    Easter brings fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter brings God's endless blessings, Easter brings love and the freshness of spring.
    Happy Easter to you and your family!
  • Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!
    Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!