• Breaking:<br/>
The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.<br/>
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!
    Breaking:
    The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
    Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!
  • Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.<br/>
They just don't work!
    Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.
    They just don't work!
  • There was a notice in the officers' ward of a  Military Hospital, `Patient Officers will not visit Nursing Officers Mess`.<br/>
Someone scribbled underneath, `How about Impatient Officers?`
    There was a notice in the officers' ward of a Military Hospital, "Patient Officers will not visit Nursing Officers Mess".
    Someone scribbled underneath, "How about Impatient Officers?"
  • I wore my girlfriend's bra for the day. Walking a mile in her shoes would have been easier!
    I wore my girlfriend's bra for the day. Walking a mile in her shoes would have been easier!
  • Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. <br/>
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
    Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.
    Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
  • Checked my bank this morning and it turns out that I'm set for life and don't need to work again.<br/>
Provided, I die next Wednesday!
    Checked my bank this morning and it turns out that I'm set for life and don't need to work again.
    Provided, I die next Wednesday!
  • I used to be addicted to eating soap.<br/>
But I'm clean now!
    I used to be addicted to eating soap.
    But I'm clean now!
  • Bought the wife a Pug dog.<br/>
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
    Bought the wife a Pug dog.
    Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
  • The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!
    The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!
  • If you have a choice, then choose the best.<br/>
If you have no choice, then do the best!<br/>
Good Morning!
    If you have a choice, then choose the best.
    If you have no choice, then do the best!
    Good Morning!