|Life is a rope that swings us through hope.|
Always believe that today is better than yesterday & tomorrow will be much better than today.
|Preeto: What is Experience?|
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes!
|You know you're getting fat when you make a comment about needing to lose weight and the other person doesn't say anything back!|
|Children grow an average of 2.5 inches a year. All of that growth happens in the 24 hours after you buy them new clothes!|
|Top uses for a bathroom exhaust fan:|
3. Remove moisture from the air
2. Remove odor from the air
1. Cover up disgusting sounds
|Sometimes I hope that someday I'll get to finish the sentence while talking to my wife!|
|Accept no one's definition of your life.|
Define it yourself!
|As a new day sets in, welcome it with a happy heart.|
May you embrace sweet smiles right from the very start.
May each moment of the advancing day brings in success and happiness in every way.
Good Morning & have a Great Day!
|Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?|
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why?
|My girlfriend said I never do anything to help so I hid her phone. I'll prove her wrong when I find it!|