|My friend's allergic to rice.|
|How do you make anti-freeze?|
Steal her blanket!
|There is no wine if grapes are not pressed.|
No perfume if flowers are not crushed.
So, don't be afraid if there are pressures in your life that will bring the best out of you!
|Last week, I replaced every window in my house.|
I realised this morning I had a crack in my glasses!
|All of us are reaching the age, where we can not function without our glasses, especially if they are empty!|
|My friend's mother always objected to her cutting nails on Thursday and I thought it was illogical.|
But with age, you realize everything has a reason...
If you clip your nails on a Thursday... you struggle with opening beer cans on Friday, Saturday and Sunday!
|Just a thought:|
There's absolutely no decent hand gesture to tell a woman riding a scooty that her headlights are on!
|Removing your earpods when someone enters the room is the modern equivalent of tipping your hat with respect!|
|You cannot raise your children how your parents raised you, because they raised you for a world that no longer exists!|
Maharashtra Governor calls up Ram Gopal Verma.
Woh Sarkar Teen Baar Bana Chuka Hai!