• Religions all over are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!
    Religions all over are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!
  • Hard work takes you where good luck can find you!
    Hard work takes you where good luck can find you!
  • Who led the digital transformation of education?<br/>
A) The UGC<br/>
B) The MHRD<br/>
C) COVID-19<br/><br/>

Both UGC and MHRD are visionary bodies, but the third COVID 19 didn't have an antibody.<br/>
The biggest secret of transformation.
    Who led the digital transformation of education?
    A) The UGC
    B) The MHRD
    C) COVID-19

    Both UGC and MHRD are visionary bodies, but the third COVID 19 didn't have an antibody.
    The biggest secret of transformation.
  • Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.<br/>
1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!
    Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.
    1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!
  • On a more positive note:<br/>
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
    On a more positive note:
    Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
  • Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!
    Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!
  • Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
    Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!
  • Shocked seeing the queue at the liquor stores?<br/>
Just wait for the beauty parlors to open!
    Shocked seeing the queue at the liquor stores?
    Just wait for the beauty parlors to open!
  • Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...<br/>
`INDIAN IDLE`!
    Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...
    "INDIAN IDLE"!
  • Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?<br/>
Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?<br/>
Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?
    Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?
    Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?
    Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?