|Dear Mom & Dad,|
Remembering you on your wedding anniversary. May I get the time machine to put the clock back so that I may spend time with you like my childhood!
Wish you eternal togetherness and happiness!
|I do not survive on nature's 5 essentials. I survive on your love!|
|Stop stressing over things you can't control or change. Overthinking leads to negative thoughts. Be grateful and focus on the positive.|
|I hate spelling mistakes...|
You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined!
|I do not trust camels and anyone who can go a week without a drink!|
|My home has an open door policy.|
You bring beer and I open the door!
|Husband: Tujh Mein Rabb Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karun?|
Wife: Kuchh Nahi! Bas Roz Maatha Tek Kar 2000 Ka Note Chadha Diya Karo!
|Mom: Mujhe Poora Bharosa Hai Tum Kitchen Sambhal Logi.|
Goes to the kitchen, there's a noise of falling utensils
Mom: Kya Tod Diya?
|Easter brings fun, Easter bring Happiness, Easter brings God's endless blessings, Easter brings love and the freshness of spring.|
Happy Easter to you and your family!
|Crying doesn't always mean you're weak, it just means you've been strong for too long!|