|Religions all over are waiting for the Coronavirus thing to end so that they can start performing miracles and healing the sick again!|
|Hard work takes you where good luck can find you!|
|Who led the digital transformation of education?|
A) The UGC
B) The MHRD
Both UGC and MHRD are visionary bodies, but the third COVID 19 didn't have an antibody.
The biggest secret of transformation.
|Only 20 people allowed to gather for a funeral -because the spirit has already left the body.|
1000s allowed to gather near an alcohol shop because all the bottles have spirit in them!
|On a more positive note:|
Forget seeing the Himalayas and other natural vistas. Today the air was so clear my wife could see my point of view!
|Whoever decided that a liquor store is more important than a barber shop is definitely bald-headed and alcoholic!|
|Not bragging, but my main hobby is apologizing to my wife for saying something hilarious!|
|Shocked seeing the queue at the liquor stores?|
Just wait for the beauty parlors to open!
|Having practiced lethargy for 6 weeks I'm ready to audition for...|
|Wife: Can you put your doctor's uniform on?|
Me: Oooh, in a mood for some romance eh?
Wife: NO. There's a priority counter for healthcare workers at the supermarket. Can you quickly go and buy some milk & eggs?