• If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world but if your tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like you.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Good Day!Upload to Facebook
    If your eyes are sweet you would like all the people of the world but if your tongue is sweet all the people of the world will like you.
    Good Morning & have a Good Day!
  • It's scientifically proven that when a woman is upset, you have to agree with her; or when she's calm; or when she's happy or sad or breathing!Upload to Facebook
    It's scientifically proven that when a woman is upset, you have to agree with her; or when she's calm; or when she's happy or sad or breathing!
  • In public schools and colleges, you get graded on how obedient you are... not on how intelligent you are!Upload to Facebook
    In public schools and colleges, you get graded on how obedient you are... not on how intelligent you are!
  • I'm glad slavery was abolished but...<br/>
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I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!Upload to Facebook
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    I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
  • I'm trying to be a more positive person.<br/>
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Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!Upload to Facebook
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    Today, I'm positive that everyone is an idiot!
  • My goal was to lose 10kgs this year. Only 15kgs to go!Upload to Facebook
    My goal was to lose 10kgs this year. Only 15kgs to go!
  • You can get over a lost lover if you have good friends; but not get over a  lost friend even if you have the best lover on earth!Upload to Facebook
    You can get over a lost lover if you have good friends; but not get over a lost friend even if you have the best lover on earth!
  • The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer!Upload to Facebook
    The best revenge is to move on, get over it, and continue to succeed. Never give someone the satisfaction of watching you suffer!
  • Don't ever change yourself to impress someone, because they should be impressed that you don't change to please others.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Don't ever change yourself to impress someone, because they should be impressed that you don't change to please others.
    Good Morning!
  • You don't have to say anything to argue with your wife... she can even argue with your silence!Upload to Facebook
    You don't have to say anything to argue with your wife... she can even argue with your silence!
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