• I hate school reunions.<br/>
Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
    I hate school reunions.
    Nobody actually misses you. They just want to know if you have made it in life!
  • Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.<br/>
Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
    Always be careful of what you hear about a woman.
    Rumours either come from a man that can't have her or a woman that can't compete with her!
  • To be beautiful means to be yourself.<br/>
You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!
    To be beautiful means to be yourself.
    You don't need to be accepted by others, you just need to accept yourself!
  • Pakistan team can still go to the Semi-Finals...<br/>
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If they buy tickets on time!
    Pakistan team can still go to the Semi-Finals...
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    If they buy tickets on time!
  • What do you call a woman who's into Men & Women?<br/>
Binary!
    What do you call a woman who's into Men & Women?
    Binary!
  • Each relationship has feelings and differences.<br/>
It is always better to melt in feelings than to get frozen in differences!
    Each relationship has feelings and differences.
    It is always better to melt in feelings than to get frozen in differences!
  • Positive thoughts are not enough, you ought to have positive feelings calling for positive actions.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Positive thoughts are not enough, you ought to have positive feelings calling for positive actions.
    Good Morning!
  • Sarfraz: Jab Sab Kuch 1992 Jaisa Ho Rha Tha Toh Hum World Cup Kyon Nahi Jeete?<br/>
Imran Khan: Humne 1992 Mein Burger Nahi Khaye The!
    Sarfraz: Jab Sab Kuch 1992 Jaisa Ho Rha Tha Toh Hum World Cup Kyon Nahi Jeete?
    Imran Khan: Humne 1992 Mein Burger Nahi Khaye The!
  • They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
    They say that marriage is a great institution because using the word jail would be too harsh!
  • My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust. <br/>
We call her Summer for short!
    My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust.
    We call her Summer for short!