The Supreme Court decriminalises homosexuality.
Congratulatory messages flood Karan Johar!
|Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny.|
They just don't work!
|There was a notice in the officers' ward of a Military Hospital, "Patient Officers will not visit Nursing Officers Mess".|
Someone scribbled underneath, "How about Impatient Officers?"
|I wore my girlfriend's bra for the day. Walking a mile in her shoes would have been easier!|
|Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. |
Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow!
|Checked my bank this morning and it turns out that I'm set for life and don't need to work again.|
Provided, I die next Wednesday!
|I used to be addicted to eating soap.|
But I'm clean now!
|Bought the wife a Pug dog.|
Despite the squashed nose, bulging eyes, rolls of fat and being ugly, the dog seems to like her!
|The goal is not to get rich... the goal is to live rich!|
|If you have a choice, then choose the best.|
If you have no choice, then do the best!