• Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
    Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
  • Dear Alcohol,<br/>
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video. <br/>We need to talk!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Alcohol,
    We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.
    We need to talk!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
If you can't convince her... confuse her!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    If you can't convince her... confuse her!
  • When Government said India's GDP will rise this year... They actually mean 'Gas, Diesel and Petrol'!Upload to Facebook
    When Government said India's GDP will rise this year... They actually mean 'Gas, Diesel and Petrol'!
  • Why procrastinate today... when you can procrastinate tomorrow!Upload to Facebook
    Why procrastinate today... when you can procrastinate tomorrow!
  • One day you will be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!Upload to Facebook
    One day you will be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!
  • There's no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    There's no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.
    Good Morning!
  • May God paint the canvas of your life with the colors of joy, love, happiness, prosperity, good health and success.<br/>
Wishing you a Happy Holi!Upload to Facebook
    May God paint the canvas of your life with the colors of joy, love, happiness, prosperity, good health and success.
    Wishing you a Happy Holi!
  • Red for prosperity;<br/>
Green for happiness;<br/>
Blue for longevity;<br/>
Orange for progress;<br/>
Pink for friendship;<br/>
May you be blessed with all the vibrant colors of Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Red for prosperity;
    Green for happiness;
    Blue for longevity;
    Orange for progress;
    Pink for friendship;
    May you be blessed with all the vibrant colors of Holi!
  • Auspicious Red<br/>
Sunkissed Gold.<br/>
Soothing Silver.<br/>
Pretty Purple.<br/>
Blissful Blue.<br/>
Forever Green.<br/>
I wish you and your family the most colourful Holi!Upload to Facebook
    Auspicious Red
    Sunkissed Gold.
    Soothing Silver.
    Pretty Purple.
    Blissful Blue.
    Forever Green.
    I wish you and your family the most colourful Holi!
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