|I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!|
|Nail Salons - Closed|
Hair Salons - Closed
Lash Salons - Closed
It's about to get real ugly out here!
|Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.|
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
|Slim people are very Badtameez,|
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
|People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 really that serious?"|
Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
|If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!|
|On this holy occasion, I wish that you always walk on the path of truth and peace.|
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
|May your life is full of positivity and brightness, happiness and purity.|
May you always choose the path of kindness and righteousness.
Wish you a very Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
|The secret to a happy life is to drink old scotch and date young women!|
|I work part-time as a bartender.|
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!