|14 women asked me out today.|
I was in the wrong toilet!
|Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki|
|In India, the opposite of love is not hate, it is "arranged"!|
|After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!|
|Three big reasons why one should become a food blogger|
1. Free Ka Khana
2. Free Ka Khana
3. Free Ka Khana
|I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!|
|My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. |
So I told her to sit down and shut up.
She couldn't do either!
|Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.|
Wife: Where the hell have you been?
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!
|Someone just called me normal... I have never been so insulted in my entire life!|
|Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change!|