• Just let go of your past and start off with the new. Forgive all those who hurt you and be open to making new relationships, with open arms. It's the New Year, so make it `New`.<br/>
Happy New Year!
    Just let go of your past and start off with the new. Forgive all those who hurt you and be open to making new relationships, with open arms. It's the New Year, so make it "New".
    Happy New Year!
  • Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!
    Life would be so much easier if you had a quest log telling you what you have to do in order to complete the game!
  • I went to the doctors recently. He said: `Don't eat anything fatty`<br/>
I said: `What, like bacon and burgers?`<br/>
He said, `No. fatty don't eat anything!`
    I went to the doctors recently. He said: "Don't eat anything fatty"
    I said: "What, like bacon and burgers?"
    He said, "No. fatty don't eat anything!"
  • Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.<br/>
That should make the cremation a little more interesting!
    Before I die I am going to eat a whole bag of unpopped popcorn.
    That should make the cremation a little more interesting!
  • Both Kohli and Anushka ended their year on the same note. What a couple!<br/>
#AUSvIND
    Both Kohli and Anushka ended their year on the same note. What a couple!
    #AUSvIND
  • I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.  <br/>
I thought to myself... `well this changes everything!`
    I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control.
    I thought to myself... "well this changes everything!"
  • Banta: Why are you so happy?<br/>
Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.<br/>
Banta: Really?<br/>
Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
    Banta: Why are you so happy?
    Santa: You know I started dieting and now I have removed all the bad food from my home.
    Banta: Really?
    Santa: I know it's difficult but it was delicious!
  • Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?<br/>
Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.<br/>
Bunty: Matlab?<br/>
Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
    Bunty: Exam Ki Tayaari Karli?
    Pappu: Maine Result Ki Bhi Tayaari Karli.
    Bunty: Matlab?
    Pappu: Papa Ki Belt, Joote Chuppa Diya Hain!
  • A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.<br/>
Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
    A Muslim actor from UP is playing Bal Thakrey in his biopic.
    Shiv Sainiks confused Hain Ki Ab Movie Dekhni Hai Ya Theater Todna Hai?
  • My father is very conceited. One day he asked me, `How old are you?`<br/>
I said, `I'm six.`<br/>
He said, `When I was your age I was five.`
    My father is very conceited. One day he asked me, "How old are you?"
    I said, "I'm six."
    He said, "When I was your age I was five."