• If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called `Everybody` and they meet at the bar!
    If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!
  • When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!
    When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!
  • Teacher: Why does India celebrate  Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?<br/>
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
    Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?
    Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
  • Fake Friends:<br/>
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
    Fake Friends:
    Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
  • There are only two lasting gifts we should give our children, one is roots and the second is wings.<br/>
Happy Children's Day
    There are only two lasting gifts we should give our children, one is roots and the second is wings.
    Happy Children's Day
  • ਸੋਈ ਕਰਾਇ ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ।।<br/>
ਮੋਹਿ ਸਿਆਣਪ ਕਛੂ ਨ ਆਵੈ।।<br/><br/>

ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਪਾਤਿਸ਼ਾਹ! ਤੂੰ ਮੈਥੋਂ ਉਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਕਰਾਇਆ ਕਰ ਜੋ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ, ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਅਕਲ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਨੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ।
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(O Lord)! make me do, what pleases You.<br/>
I have no cleverness at all!
    ਸੋਈ ਕਰਾਇ ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ।।
    ਮੋਹਿ ਸਿਆਣਪ ਕਛੂ ਨ ਆਵੈ।।

    ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਪਾਤਿਸ਼ਾਹ! ਤੂੰ ਮੈਥੋਂ ਉਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਕਰਾਇਆ ਕਰ ਜੋ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ, ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਅਕਲ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਨੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ।

    (O Lord)! make me do, what pleases You.
    I have no cleverness at all!
  • Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness!
    Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness!
  • Start each day with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Start each day with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.
    Good Morning!
  • Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.<br/>
Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
    Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.
    Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
  • People fall in love because of misunderstanding.<br/>
And break up, when they understand each other!
    People fall in love because of misunderstanding.
    And break up, when they understand each other!