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    People who talk shit...
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  • According to a survey there is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!Upload to Facebook
    According to a survey there is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it!
  • It's OK if some people don't like you...<br/>
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    It's OK if some people don't like you...
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    because everybody doesn't have a good taste!
  • It's faster to say `World Wide Web` than it is to say `WWW`!Upload to Facebook
    It's faster to say `World Wide Web` than it is to say `WWW`!
  • In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true;<br/>
May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!Upload to Facebook
    In soft gleaming night of stars, may all your dreams come true;
    May every star of every night, bring love and joy to you.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
  • Every new day is a gift. The longer you wait to open it, the smaller it gets.<br/>
Good Morning & have a Great Day!Upload to Facebook
    Every new day is a gift. The longer you wait to open it, the smaller it gets.
    Good Morning & have a Great Day!
  • A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!Upload to Facebook
    A hangover is your body reminding you that you're and idiot!
  • Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?<br/>
Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?<br/>
Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!Upload to Facebook
    Boy: Tumne Dekha, Uss Ladki Mein Kitna Attitude Hai?
    Girl: 'Attitude' Ke Spelling Toh Bata?
    Boy: Arre Nahi Attitude Nahi, Ego Bahut Hai!
  • Unpacking gifts without damaging the wrapping paper and keeping them for future use can be included as Resource management skill in CVs!Upload to Facebook
    Unpacking gifts without damaging the wrapping paper and keeping them for future use can be included as Resource management skill in CVs!
  • Kid: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?<br/>
Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die!Upload to Facebook
    Kid: Grandpa, why don't you have any life insurance?
    Grandpa: So you can all be really sad when I die!
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