• My wife shouted, `Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!` I replied, `It's your fault!`<br/>
`When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!`
    My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!"
    "When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!"
  • My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.<br/>
What's yours?
    My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.
    What's yours?
  • Liquor - (Noun)<br/>
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
    Liquor - (Noun)
    The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
  • It doesn't matter how educated you are.<br/>
If your wife says, `Aap Nahi Samjhoge`, the matter ends, chapter closed!
    It doesn't matter how educated you are.
    If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed!
  • If your boyfriend was able to cheat in an exam hall with 5 Invigilators, 4 Policemen and 5 CCTV Cameras, then who are you?
    If your boyfriend was able to cheat in an exam hall with 5 Invigilators, 4 Policemen and 5 CCTV Cameras, then who are you?
  • Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.<br/>
Preeto: So that it calms you down?<br/>
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
    Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
    Preeto: So that it calms you down?
    Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
  • Speak English<br/>
Kiss French<br/>
Drive German<br/>
Dress Italian<br/>
Spend Arab<br/>
Party Caribbean<br/>
and live life King size.<br/>
But if you can't Abuse in Punjabi. You NEVER lived!
    Speak English
    Kiss French
    Drive German
    Dress Italian
    Spend Arab
    Party Caribbean
    and live life King size.
    But if you can't Abuse in Punjabi. You NEVER lived!
  • Rupa called.<br/>
Kept it brief!<br/>
#lockdown2020
    Rupa called.
    Kept it brief!
    #lockdown2020
  • Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?
    Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?
  • A boyfriend sent a message to this random guy.<br/>
`Hey you, stop texting my girlfriend. Do you want some problems?`<br/>
The guy replied: What if I do?<br/>
The boyfriend: OK, you want it, then I'll give it to you.<br/>
Find the area of the region bounded by a parabola and the line y_1=2-x^2 and, y_2=-x<br/>
The guy: Damn you man, I'll leave her alone, just calm down!
    A boyfriend sent a message to this random guy.
    "Hey you, stop texting my girlfriend. Do you want some problems?"
    The guy replied: What if I do?
    The boyfriend: OK, you want it, then I'll give it to you.
    Find the area of the region bounded by a parabola and the line y_1=2-x^2 and, y_2=-x
    The guy: Damn you man, I'll leave her alone, just calm down!