|Why did the coffee file a police report? |
It got mugged!
|As I'm hiding in the tree completely nude, I can't help but think maybe dating married women isn't worth it!|
|When a friend says, "You look fat".|
Boy: Tere Baap Ka Khaata Hun Kya?
When a crush says, "You look fat".
Boy: Saala Kal Se Gym Start!
|Valentine's day is just about a month away so if you're in love with me, now would be the time to speak up!|
|Life is so much more beautiful when you focus on the good instead of the bad!|
|Surround yourself with those who see greatness in you, even when you don't see it in yourself!|
|Sometimes God doesn't give you what you think you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.|
|Women have three sides:|
1. The quiet side
2. The fun and crazy side
3. The side nobody wants to see
|If you don't drink, how will your friends know you love them at 2 AM?|
|Friends are forever.|
Until they get married!