• 14 women asked me out today.<br/>
I was in the wrong toilet!
    14 women asked me out today.
    I was in the wrong toilet!
  • Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki<br/>
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`Selfie`!
    Aajkal ki Ladki Ko Kya Chahiye? Bas Do Waqt Ki
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    "Selfie"!
  • In India, the opposite of love is not hate, it is `arranged`!
    In India, the opposite of love is not hate, it is "arranged"!
  • After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!
    After the #KarnatkaElections, one this is pretty sure that Bangalore is so expensive that even BJP can't afford it!
  • <b>Three big reasons why one should become a food blogger</b><br/>

1. Free Ka Khana<br/>
2. Free Ka Khana<br/>
3. Free Ka Khana
    Three big reasons why one should become a food blogger
    1. Free Ka Khana
    2. Free Ka Khana
    3. Free Ka Khana
  • I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
    I'm so single that the only thing I turn on each night is my alarm!
  • My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men. <br/>
So I told her to sit down and shut up.<br/>
Guess what... <br/>
She couldn't do either!
    My wife told me women are better at multitasking than men.
    So I told her to sit down and shut up.
    Guess what...
    She couldn't do either!
  • <b>Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.</b><br/>

Wife: Where the hell have you been?<br/>
Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.<br/>
Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!<br/>
Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!
    Husband came home from the pub 4 hours late.
    Wife: Where the hell have you been?
    Husband: I've been playing poker with some blokes.
    Wife: Playing poker? Well, you can pack your bags and go!
    Husband: So can you, this isn't our house anymore!
  • Someone just called me normal... I have never been so insulted in my entire life!
    Someone just called me normal... I have never been so insulted in my entire life!
  • Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change!
    Your life does not get better by chance, it gets better by change!