|May the sun in his course visit no land more free, more happy, more lovely, than this our very own India!|
Happy Republic Day!
|Let us remember the golden heritage of our country and feel proud to be a part of an ever shining India.|
Wish you a Happy Republic Day!
|Girl: I am a chef.|
Pappu: Oh! Kya Bana Leti Ho?
Girl: Baat Ka Batangad!
|Interviewer: Why should we take you for this internship?|
Candidate: I am the younger sibling, I have internship work experience of 21 years!
|We Indians complain that our leaders don't keep their election promises & Americans are praying that their leader shouldn't keep his election promises!|
|Don't get me wrong, I'm glad slavery was abolished...|
I just don't understand why marriage is still legal!
|Akhilesh: We will give 50 seats to Congress.|
Sonia: Rahul will give 3 speeches.
Sonia: 2 speeches.
Sonia: 1 speech.
Sonia: Deal final, no speech.
|You don't let go of a bad relationship because you stop caring about them.|
You let go because you start caring about yourself!
|It is better to have a friend with two chins... than to have one with two faces!|
|Don't believe those who tell you they love you.|
Believe those who show you they do!