|My wife shouted, "Where the hell have you been!? It's been three days!" I replied, "It's your fault!"|
"When I went out, you told me not to come home drunk again!"
|My superpower is the ability to make my wife angry by just smiling at her.|
|Liquor - (Noun)|
The glue holding this 2020 shitshow together!
|It doesn't matter how educated you are.|
If your wife says, "Aap Nahi Samjhoge", the matter ends, chapter closed!
|If your boyfriend was able to cheat in an exam hall with 5 Invigilators, 4 Policemen and 5 CCTV Cameras, then who are you?|
|Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.|
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
and live life King size.
But if you can't Abuse in Punjabi. You NEVER lived!
Kept it brief!
|Has anyone figured out what we should be doing while people are singing happy birthday to us?|
|A boyfriend sent a message to this random guy.|
"Hey you, stop texting my girlfriend. Do you want some problems?"
The guy replied: What if I do?
The boyfriend: OK, you want it, then I'll give it to you.
Find the area of the region bounded by a parabola and the line y_1=2-x^2 and, y_2=-x
The guy: Damn you man, I'll leave her alone, just calm down!