• I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!
    I don't like to brag but I've been avoiding people way before the Coronavirus!
  • Nail Salons - Closed<br/>
Hair Salons - Closed<br/>
Lash Salons - Closed<br/>
It's about to get real ugly out here!
    Nail Salons - Closed
    Hair Salons - Closed
    Lash Salons - Closed
    It's about to get real ugly out here!
  • Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.<br/>
Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
    Bunty: Meri Girlfriend Ne Mujhe Dhokha De Diya.
    Pappu: Jaisi Teri Shakal Hai... Toh Kya Sarkari Naukri Deti!
  • Slim people are very Badtameez,<br/>
Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
    Slim people are very Badtameez,
    Kyonki Unke Paas 'Tummies' Naam Ki Cheez Nahi Hoti!
  • People keep asking me, `Is COVID-19 really that serious?`<br/>
Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.<br/>
#Stayathome
    People keep asking me, "Is COVID-19 really that serious?"
    Listen, the casinos and churches are closed. When Heaven and Hell agree on the same thing, it's probably pretty serious.
    #Stayathome
  • If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
    If you see me go offline while typing... it's because I went to Google to check spellings!
  • On this holy occasion, I wish that you always walk on the path of truth and peace.<br/>
Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
    On this holy occasion, I wish that you always walk on the path of truth and peace.
    Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
  • May your life is full of positivity and brightness, happiness and purity.<br/>
May you always choose the path of kindness and righteousness.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
    May your life is full of positivity and brightness, happiness and purity.
    May you always choose the path of kindness and righteousness.
    Wish you a very Happy Mahavir Jayanti!
  • The secret to a happy life is to drink old scotch and date young women!
    The secret to a happy life is to drink old scotch and date young women!
  • I work part-time as a bartender.<br/>
Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!
    I work part-time as a bartender.
    Only thing is that I don't get paid as I'm working from home. To top it all, I'm my only customer!