|Happiness is the new rich;|
Inner peace is a new success;
Health is new wealth;
And kindness is the new cool!
|Saw a man hanging out of his balcony.|
I shouted "Don't do it. You are not alone, we all have the same problems."
He replied: Are you on Vodafone, too?
|Judge to Chidambaram: What do you have to say in your defense?|
Chidambaram: Milord, I have joined BJP.
Judge: Well then case dismissed!
|The current market scenario makes you realize that...|
Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!
|If Imran Khan could resolve disputes with dialogue... he wouldn't have married 3 times!|
|In the next elections, vote for Ali Baba.|
Atleast you know there will only be forty thieves!
What Does it Mean?
Speak these words very slow Rah-De-Krishna, means give me direction!
Happy Janmashtami to you and your family!
|Normal people say "Success knocks your door only once" but achievers say "Knock the door of success until success opens the door"!|
|Salty food makes you dehydrated.|
Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
Human body is 70% water.
This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
There's something wrong with science!
|I could make a million jokes about cash machines...|
I just can't think of one atm!