• Happiness is the new rich;<br/>
Inner peace is a new success;<br/>
Health is new wealth;<br/>
And kindness is the new cool!
    Happiness is the new rich;
    Inner peace is a new success;
    Health is new wealth;
    And kindness is the new cool!
  • Saw a man hanging out of his balcony.<br/>
I shouted `Don't do it. You are not alone, we all have the same problems.`<br/>
He replied: Are you on Vodafone, too?
    Saw a man hanging out of his balcony.
    I shouted "Don't do it. You are not alone, we all have the same problems."
    He replied: Are you on Vodafone, too?
  • Judge to Chidambaram: What do you have to say in your defense?<br/>
Chidambaram: Milord, I have joined BJP.<br/>
Judge: Well then case dismissed!
    Judge to Chidambaram: What do you have to say in your defense?
    Chidambaram: Milord, I have joined BJP.
    Judge: Well then case dismissed!
  • The current market scenario makes you realize that...<br/>
Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!
    The current market scenario makes you realize that...
    Return of capital is more important than Return on capital!
  • If Imran Khan could resolve disputes with dialogue... he wouldn't have married 3 times!
    If Imran Khan could resolve disputes with dialogue... he wouldn't have married 3 times!
  • In the next elections, vote for Ali Baba.
    Atleast you know there will only be forty thieves!
  • Radhe Krishna<br/>
What Does it Mean?<br/>
Just Think.<br/>
Speak these words very slow Rah-De-Krishna, means give me direction!<br/>
Happy Janmashtami to you and your family!
    Radhe Krishna
    What Does it Mean?
    Just Think.
    Speak these words very slow Rah-De-Krishna, means give me direction!
    Happy Janmashtami to you and your family!
  • Normal people say `Success knocks your door only once` but achievers say `Knock the door of success until success opens the door`!
    Normal people say "Success knocks your door only once" but achievers say "Knock the door of success until success opens the door"!
  • Salty food makes you dehydrated.<br/>
Alcohol makes you dehydrated. <br/>
Human body is 70% water. <br/>
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This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss. <br/>
There's something wrong with science!
    Salty food makes you dehydrated.
    Alcohol makes you dehydrated.
    Human body is 70% water.
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    This means eating chips and beer should cause weight loss.
    There's something wrong with science!
  • I could make a million jokes about cash machines...<br/>
I just can't think of one atm!
    I could make a million jokes about cash machines...
    I just can't think of one atm!