• Normal People: Will you be my life partner?
    Me: Will you bear my stupidity for the rest of your life?
  • ਜਉ ਲਗੁ ਜੀਉ ਪਰਾਣ ਸਚੁ ਧਿਆਈਐ ॥<br/>
ਲਾਹਾ ਹਰਿ ਗੁਣ ਗਾਇ ਮਿਲੈ ਸੁਖੁ ਪਾਈਐ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥<br/><br/>

As long as there is the breath of life, meditate on the True Lord.<br/>
You shall receive the profit of singing the Glorious Praises of the Lord, and find peace. ||1||Pause||<br/>
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji<br/>
Greetings on the 550th Gurpurab of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji!
    ਜਉ ਲਗੁ ਜੀਉ ਪਰਾਣ ਸਚੁ ਧਿਆਈਐ ॥
    ਲਾਹਾ ਹਰਿ ਗੁਣ ਗਾਇ ਮਿਲੈ ਸੁਖੁ ਪਾਈਐ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥

    As long as there is the breath of life, meditate on the True Lord.
    You shall receive the profit of singing the Glorious Praises of the Lord, and find peace. ||1||Pause||
    ~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji
    Greetings on the 550th Gurpurab of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji!
  • Delhi smog situation is worsening.<br/>
Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
    Delhi smog situation is worsening.
    Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
  • Men smoke cigarettes;<br/>
Adults smoke cigar;<br/>
Legends stay in Delhi-NCR
    Men smoke cigarettes;
    Adults smoke cigar;
    Legends stay in Delhi-NCR
  • Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!
    Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!
  • You know you are an adult when you are excited to go home and take nap!
    You know you are an adult when you are excited to go home and take nap!
  • Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like UBER now!
    Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like UBER now!
  • Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.<br/>
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
    Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.
    There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
  • Someone: You should go for someone who understands you.<br/>
Me: Ab Kya Khud Ko Pata Loon?
    Someone: You should go for someone who understands you.
    Me: Ab Kya Khud Ko Pata Loon?
  • All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:<br/>
Eating vegetables<br/>
Staying home<br/>
Having a nap<br/>
Going to bed early!
    All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
    Eating vegetables
    Staying home
    Having a nap
    Going to bed early!