|If you hate your job then there's a support group for that. It's called "Everybody" and they meet at the bar!|
|When life knocks me down, instead of getting up I usually lay there and take a nap!|
|Teacher: Why does India celebrate Children's Day on Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru's birthday?|
Pappu: Because Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru gave away India to his children, grandchildren and great-grandchildren!
Once they stop talking to you, they start talking about you!
|There are only two lasting gifts we should give our children, one is roots and the second is wings.|
Happy Children's Day
|ਸੋਈ ਕਰਾਇ ਜੋ ਤੁਧੁ ਭਾਵੈ।।|
ਮੋਹਿ ਸਿਆਣਪ ਕਛੂ ਨ ਆਵੈ।।
ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭੂ ਪਾਤਿਸ਼ਾਹ! ਤੂੰ ਮੈਥੋਂ ਉਹੀ ਕੰਮ ਕਰਾਇਆ ਕਰ ਜੋ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਚੰਗਾ ਲੱਗਦਾ ਹੈ, ਮੈਨੂੰ ਕੋਈ ਅਕਲ ਦੀ ਗੱਲ ਕਰਨੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਆਉਂਦੀ।
(O Lord)! make me do, what pleases You.
I have no cleverness at all!
|Every little smile can touch somebody's heart. No one is born happy, but all of us are born with the ability to create happiness!|
|Start each day with a new hope, leave bad memories behind and have faith for a better tomorrow.|
|Co-worker: I can't find you on FB.|
Me: I know I found you first and blocked you!
|People fall in love because of misunderstanding.|
And break up, when they understand each other!