|Boy: Whats your name?|
Boy: Kaunsi, 144 Ya 145?
|Kuch Ladkiya Itni Cute Hoti Hai Ki Unki Cute Shakal Ke Aage Apni Shakal Ramu Kaka Jaisi Lagne Lagti Hai!|
|At age 18 you are an idiot.|
At age 28 you are an experienced idiot!
|Saying 'um' is the human equivalent to buffering!|
|Every girl has two problems:|
1. Kutta Kaise Dekh Raha Hai!
2. Kutta Dekh Bhi Nahi Raha!
Kutta Kare To Kare Kya?
|Usne Kaha Mere Ishq Mein Fanaa Ho Ja,|
Maine Kaha Yeh Le Old Monk Aur Dafa Ho Ja!
|If a wife is silent and not arguing - it means that she is sleeping!|
|Pappu: Dad, from whom did I get my intelligence?|
Santa: It must be from your mother. I still have mine!
|We are living in an age dependent on technology, faster the speed of your internet the better the mood!|
|With warm congratulations to a very special pair.|
May you always find in each other the love, laughter and happiness that only partners in life share.
Have a wonderful married life!