|Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?|
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. I saw the video.
We need to talk!
If you can't convince her... confuse her!
|When Government said India's GDP will rise this year... They actually mean 'Gas, Diesel and Petrol'!|
|Why procrastinate today... when you can procrastinate tomorrow!|
|One day you will be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one!|
|There's no reason to look back when you have so much to look forward to.|
|May God paint the canvas of your life with the colors of joy, love, happiness, prosperity, good health and success.|
Wishing you a Happy Holi!
|Red for prosperity;|
Green for happiness;
Blue for longevity;
Orange for progress;
Pink for friendship;
May you be blessed with all the vibrant colors of Holi!
I wish you and your family the most colourful Holi!