|Normal People: Will you be my life partner?|
Me: Will you bear my stupidity for the rest of your life?
|ਜਉ ਲਗੁ ਜੀਉ ਪਰਾਣ ਸਚੁ ਧਿਆਈਐ ॥|
ਲਾਹਾ ਹਰਿ ਗੁਣ ਗਾਇ ਮਿਲੈ ਸੁਖੁ ਪਾਈਐ ॥੧॥ ਰਹਾਉ ॥
As long as there is the breath of life, meditate on the True Lord.
You shall receive the profit of singing the Glorious Praises of the Lord, and find peace. ||1||Pause||
~ Guru Nanak Dev Ji
Greetings on the 550th Gurpurab of Shri Guru Nanak Dev Ji!
|Delhi smog situation is worsening.|
Many men were caught hugging their own wives!
|Men smoke cigarettes;|
Adults smoke cigar;
Legends stay in Delhi-NCR
|Delhi is so smoky right now that if you don't chug your Glen down fast, it will turn into a Laphroaig!|
|You know you are an adult when you are excited to go home and take nap!|
|Dropped so many people from my life this year. I feel like UBER now!|
|Unless it's mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it's a waste of your time.|
There are too many mediocre things in life, love shouldn't be one of them!
|Someone: You should go for someone who understands you.|
Me: Ab Kya Khud Ko Pata Loon?
|All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:|
Having a nap
Going to bed early!