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  • A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
    A chair is just a disabled wheelchair!
  • Lovely chocolate and lovely you,<br/>
And lovely are the things you do,<br/>
But the loveliest is the friendship of the two, One is me and the other is you!<br/>
Happy Chocolate Day!
    Lovely chocolate and lovely you,
    And lovely are the things you do,
    But the loveliest is the friendship of the two, One is me and the other is you!
    Happy Chocolate Day!
  • Love, like hot chocolate, takes you by surprise at first but keeps you warm for a long time.<br/>
Happy Chocolate Day to my dear Valentine!
    Love, like hot chocolate, takes you by surprise at first but keeps you warm for a long time.
    Happy Chocolate Day to my dear Valentine!
  • My sweet Valentine,<br/>
You are a bar of chocolate, so you are sweetest,<br/>
You are a star, so you are brightest,<br/>
And you are a lovely girl, so you are my dearest!<br/>
Happy Chocolate Day!
    My sweet Valentine,
    You are a bar of chocolate, so you are sweetest,
    You are a star, so you are brightest,
    And you are a lovely girl, so you are my dearest!
    Happy Chocolate Day!
  • God always has something for you, a key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow and a plan for every tomorrow.<br/>
Good Morning!
    God always has something for you, a key for every problem, a light for every shadow, a relief for every sorrow and a plan for every tomorrow.
    Good Morning!
  • I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.<br/>
It reminds me why there's no money in there!
    I always carry a picture of my wife and children in my wallet.
    It reminds me why there's no money in there!
  • Employee: Sir Mujhe 14th February Ki Chutti Chahiye.<br/>
Boss: Tumhein 14th February Ko Chutti Kyon Chahiye?<br/>
Employee: Sir Valentine's Day Ke Avsar Par Ghar Mein Pooja Aur Archana Hogi!
    Employee: Sir Mujhe 14th February Ki Chutti Chahiye.
    Boss: Tumhein 14th February Ko Chutti Kyon Chahiye?
    Employee: Sir Valentine's Day Ke Avsar Par Ghar Mein Pooja Aur Archana Hogi!
  • What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?<br/>
An egg!
    What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
    An egg!
  • Lok Sabha Elections Do Charnon Mein Honge:<br/>
1. Pehle Woh Aapke Charnon Mein Honge<br/>
2. Phir Aap Unke Charnon Mein Honge!
    Lok Sabha Elections Do Charnon Mein Honge:
    1. Pehle Woh Aapke Charnon Mein Honge
    2. Phir Aap Unke Charnon Mein Honge!