|To have peace in life, love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't.|
|Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?|
Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
|Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!|
|Sometimes you just need some space to...|
|My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!|
|BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.|
Rahul: But I didn't do anything.
BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games!
|More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!|
|A man was found guilty of overusing commas.|
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
|Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!|
Happy Birthday Dad!
|Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!|