• Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Every struggle in your past has shaped you into the person you are today. Take God's hand and step into your future without fear.
    Good Morning!
  • Current Karnataka situation:<br/>
38 marks - 1st Rank<br/>
77 marks - 2nd Rank<br/>
104 marks - 3rd Rank<br/><br/>

Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
    Current Karnataka situation:
    38 marks - 1st Rank
    77 marks - 2nd Rank
    104 marks - 3rd Rank

    Time and again it's proven that the guy who scores 35% is happier than who get distinction!
  • JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big `company`, and now all its employees will be millionaires!
    JD(S) is now like a Bengaluru based start-up which will be acquired by a big "company", and now all its employees will be millionaires!
  • What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?<br/>
To form a STABLE government. <br/>
No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
    What is the purpose of HORSE TRADING?
    To form a STABLE government.
    No wonder, the PM's residence is on RACE COURSE Road!
  • Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'<br/>
1. Congress got maximum votes<br/>
2. BJP got maximum seats<br/>
3. JDS got CM post
    Karnataka elections are a classic example of 'Sabka Saath Sabka Vikas'
    1. Congress got maximum votes
    2. BJP got maximum seats
    3. JDS got CM post
  • State of our opinion polls:<br/>
An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.<br/>
It said:<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki<br/>
It could be read as:<br/>
Ladka, Na Ladki<br/>
Or<br/>
Ladka Na, Ladki<br/>
Or even<br/>
Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
    State of our opinion polls:
    An astrologer gave a chit to a pregnant woman and asked her to open the chit after the delivery.
    It said:
    Ladka Na Ladki
    It could be read as:
    Ladka, Na Ladki
    Or
    Ladka Na, Ladki
    Or even
    Ladka Na Ladki (Kuch Bhi Nahi)
  • Wah Mera India:<br/>
Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.<br/>
#karnatakaelections
    Wah Mera India:
    Everyone knows about the horse trading taking place in Karnataka... but everyone is a silent watcher.
    #karnatakaelections
  • After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, `Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!`
    After spending a huge amount on grooming my beard, I have realized that, "Beard Rakhne Se Sirf Usmein Saabun Ka Jhaag Fansta Ha, Ladkiyan Nahi!"
  • If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!
    If you see someone doing a crossword today, lean over them and say 7 Up is Lemonade!
  • A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'Kindegarten'!
    A police officer came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 and 6. He seemed irritated when I answered 'Kindegarten'!