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  • Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...<br/>
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Everyone ask, `Serious Hai Kya?`
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    Everyone ask, "Serious Hai Kya?"
  • Insult<br/><br/>

Big Insult<br/><br/>

When someone ignores your high-five and someone notices!
    Insult

    Big Insult

    When someone ignores your high-five and someone notices!
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I create new problems for me everyday!
    I am a creative person.
    I create new problems for me everyday!
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    Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!
  • This is so annoying...<br/>
Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock!
    This is so annoying...
    Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock!
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