• Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).<br/>
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?<br/>
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!<br/>
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh  'Khaa' Jayega!
    Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).
    Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
    SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
    Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
  • Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, `Amma Jaan` Se Mangate Kya?<br/>
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?<br/>
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh `Amma Jaan` Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap! <br/>
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi `Amazon` Hai Re Howli!
    Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?
    Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
    Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
    Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
  • Mitron...<br/>
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...<br/>
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...<br/>
Toh Yeh Lo `FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%`!
    Mitron...
    Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
    People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
    Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
  • New Rule applied by Banks for loan:<br/>
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
    New Rule applied by Banks for loan:
    Passport Do, Loan Lo!
  • I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!
    I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!
  • The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!
    The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!
  • When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.<br/>
Good Morning!
    When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.
    Good Morning!
  • Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.<br/>
Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
    Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.
    Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
  • Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai? <br/>
Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
    Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai?
    Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
  • What did a Sushi say to a Bee?  <br/>
Wasabi!
    What did a Sushi say to a Bee?
    Wasabi!