• What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
    What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
  • A friend is like a song after we hear it, we still hum the melody as we live. You are one of the best songs that never runs out of tune.<br/>
Happy Friendship Day!
    A friend is like a song after we hear it, we still hum the melody as we live. You are one of the best songs that never runs out of tune.
    Happy Friendship Day!
  • Even though we've both changed over the years, our friendship remains the same.<br/>
Happy Friendship Day to my closest friend!
    Even though we've both changed over the years, our friendship remains the same.
    Happy Friendship Day to my closest friend!
  • Hating people takes too much time. Forgive them, not because they deserve it but because you are on a higher level than they are!
    Hating people takes too much time. Forgive them, not because they deserve it but because you are on a higher level than they are!
  • Life doesn't stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Life doesn't stop for anybody. People move on, they change and they let go, they grow and eventually they forget and pass on.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:<br/>
IN, OUT & LBW.<br/>
Someone asked, `What is this LBW for?`<br/>
Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
    Santa had 3 trays in his office for files:
    IN, OUT & LBW.
    Someone asked, "What is this LBW for?"
    Santa: Let this Bloody Wait!
  • Friendship isn't about who you have known the longest. It's about who came and never left your side.<br/>
Happy Friendship Day!
    Friendship isn't about who you have known the longest. It's about who came and never left your side.
    Happy Friendship Day!
  • Surround yourself with people who have issues.<br/>
Because these people always have alcohol!
    Surround yourself with people who have issues.
    Because these people always have alcohol!
  • Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?<br/>
Banta: How?<br/>
Santa: Staying home away from home!
    Santa: Do you know how introverts spend their vacations?
    Banta: How?
    Santa: Staying home away from home!
  • I went into a cake shop today and asked, `Is that a custard or a meringue?`<br/>
She said, `You're not wrong, it's a custard`!
    I went into a cake shop today and asked, "Is that a custard or a meringue?"
    She said, "You're not wrong, it's a custard"!