• At a wedding function:<br/>
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?<br/>
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!Upload to Facebook
    At a wedding function:
    Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
    Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
  • Ek Hote Hain Talented;<br/>

Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;<br/>

Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!Upload to Facebook
    Ek Hote Hain Talented;
    Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;
    Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!
  • Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?<br/>
A turkey because it is always stuffed!Upload to Facebook
    Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?
    A turkey because it is always stuffed!
  • Son: I want to buy a sports bike.<br/>
Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?Upload to Facebook
    Son: I want to buy a sports bike.
    Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?
  • Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.<br/>
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?<br/>
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!Upload to Facebook
    Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.
    Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
    Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
  • If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!Upload to Facebook
    If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!
  • The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!
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    The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!
  • Don't feel bad if someone rejects you. People usually reject expensive things because they can't afford them!
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    Don't feel bad if someone rejects you. People usually reject expensive things because they can't afford them!
  • The brave concept is 'Do or Die';<br/>
Practical concepts is 'Do before you Die';<br/>
And winner's concept is 'Don't die, until you do it'!Upload to Facebook
    The brave concept is 'Do or Die';
    Practical concepts is 'Do before you Die';
    And winner's concept is 'Don't die, until you do it'!
  • Don't lose hope.<br/>
You never know what tomorrow will bring.<br/>
Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!Upload to Facebook
    Don't lose hope.
    You never know what tomorrow will bring.
    Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!
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