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|Before you criticize someone, remember they're human beings just like you with flaws and insecurities and if you focus on those it's easier to make them cry!|
|I'm so deep in the friend zone that she sends me nudes for approval before they go out to the other guys!|
|Being in a relationship and hospital is the same...|
Everyone ask, "Serious Hai Kya?"
When someone ignores your high-five and someone notices!
|I am a creative person.|
I create new problems for me everyday!
|Money doesn't buy happiness unless you spend it on whiskey!|
|This is so annoying...|
Whenever I find the key to success someone changes the lock!
|Log Aaj-Kal Ladte Nahi Hai Bas Photo Like Karna Band Kar Dete Hain!|
|Whiskey does not make you fat... it makes you lean... against tables, chairs, walls, floors and pretty girls!|