|Adjutant on morning rounds spots a heap of cow dung outside Commanding Officer's (CO) office. Furious, he calls for the Subedar Adjutant (SA).|
Adjutant: SA Sahab Yeh Kya Hai?
SA: Sahab Gobar Hai!
Adjutant: Yeh Yahan Kya Kar Raha Hai, Hatao Ise, CO Ne Dekh Liya Toh 'Khaa' Jayega!
|Begum: Suno Ji Mujhe Naya Burkha Hona, "Amma Jaan" Se Mangate Kya?|
Shauhar: Amma Jaan Kaiku?
Begum: Arey, Har Cheez Toh "Amma Jaan" Ki Dukaan Se Hi Toh Mangaate Ho Aap!
Shauhar: Teri Maa Ki Kirkiri, Woh Amma Jaan nahi "Amazon" Hai Re Howli!
Fraud Ka Paisa Wapis Aana Chahiye Ki Nahi Aana Chahiye...
People: Haan Aana Chahiye... Aana Chahiye...
Toh Yeh Lo "FRAUD RECOVERY CESS 1%"!
|New Rule applied by Banks for loan:|
Passport Do, Loan Lo!
|I made a lot of mistakes in my past. But if you judge me on what I did in my past, then you don't belong in my future!|
|The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. In every challenge encountered, there is an opportunity for growth!|
|When life is sweet, say thank you and celebrate. When life is bitter, say thank you and grow.|
|Guy: Hey Siri, teach me the art of living.|
Siri: First lesson. Call me Siri Siri!
|Interviewer: Financial Management Kaisa Hai? |
Candidate: Subah Der Se Uthta Hun, Breakfast Ke Paise Bach Jaate Hain!
|What did a Sushi say to a Bee? |