• Interviewer: What special skills do you have?<br/>
Guy: Hostel Se Ghar Jane Ke Baad, Gaali Control Kar Leta Hun!
    Interviewer: What special skills do you have?
    Guy: Hostel Se Ghar Jane Ke Baad, Gaali Control Kar Leta Hun!
  • Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.<br/>
Bunty: Why?<br/>
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
    Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.
    Bunty: Why?
    Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
  • Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:<br/>
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
    Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:
    Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
  • Boy: I want to join gym.<br/>
Receptionist: Dil Toota Hai Kabhi?<br/>
Boy: No<br/>
Receptionist: To Nahi Join Kar Sakte, Gym Ke Liye Dil Tootna Zaroori Hai!
    Boy: I want to join gym.
    Receptionist: Dil Toota Hai Kabhi?
    Boy: No
    Receptionist: To Nahi Join Kar Sakte, Gym Ke Liye Dil Tootna Zaroori Hai!
  • Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.<br/>
Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:<br/>
`Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!`
    Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.
    Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:
    "Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!"
  • Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.<br/>
The guy with an iPhone X, `Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!`
    Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.
    The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!"
  • Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.<br/>
Pappu: Woh Kyon?<br/>
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?<br/>
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
    Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.
    Pappu: Woh Kyon?
    Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
    Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
  • Libras are quite infamous for their extensive use of profanity. Toh, Kutte, Kamine - wish you G***d Farru Birthday wishes!
    Libras are quite infamous for their extensive use of profanity. Toh, Kutte, Kamine - wish you G***d Farru Birthday wishes!
  • Relationships are stronger and last longer when both people are afraid of losing one another!
    Relationships are stronger and last longer when both people are afraid of losing one another!
  • Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.
    Good Morning!
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