|Interviewer: What special skills do you have?|
Guy: Hostel Se Ghar Jane Ke Baad, Gaali Control Kar Leta Hun!
|Pappu: Ever since I gifted my girlfriend new iPhone X, I get no late night calls.|
Pappu: Kyonki Bina Makeup Woh Khud Ko Nahi Pehchan Pati Toh Phone Kya Pechanega!
|Saw this advertisement in the newspaper:|
Naye Dost Ki Zaroorat Hai, Purane Wale Biwiyon Ke Ghulam Ho Gaye!
|Boy: I want to join gym.|
Receptionist: Dil Toota Hai Kabhi?
Receptionist: To Nahi Join Kar Sakte, Gym Ke Liye Dil Tootna Zaroori Hai!
|Apple launched the revolutionary face ID security feature.|
Meanwhile 3 months later in Kanpur:
"Beta Aisa Munh Todenge Ki Zindagi Bhar Tumra iPhone Lock Hi Rahega!"
|Situation: In a room, the light goes off and people open their mobile torch by their normal handsets.|
The guy with an iPhone X, "Please somebody show light on my face so that I can unlock my phone!"
|Bunty: Yaar GST Ka Koi Fayda Nahi.|
Pappu: Woh Kyon?
Bunty: Kya Milta Hai GST Mein?
Pappu: Abbe iPhone X Ke GST Mein, Vivo Mil Sakta Hai!
|Libras are quite infamous for their extensive use of profanity. Toh, Kutte, Kamine - wish you G***d Farru Birthday wishes!|
|Relationships are stronger and last longer when both people are afraid of losing one another!|
|Accept your past without regret, handle your present with confidence and face your future without fear.|