|At a wedding function:|
Aunty: Aur Beta Aage Ka Kya Socha Hai, Kaun Sa Course Lena Hai?
Pappu: Ji Bas Ab Main Course!
|Ek Hote Hain Talented;|
Ek Hote Hain Bahut Zyada Talented;
Phir Aate Hain Khud Single Ho Kar Dusron Ko Relationship Advice Dene Wale!
|Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving?|
A turkey because it is always stuffed!
|Son: I want to buy a sports bike.|
Dad: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa' Bhara Hua Hai Bas?
|Guy: Bhaiya Ek Cigarette Aur Do Vicks Dena.|
Paan Wala: Aur Kuchh Chahiye?
Guy: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aashiqui Ke Liye!
|If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will!|
|The only way to lose weight from green tea is that you pick it yourself from the mountains!|
|Don't feel bad if someone rejects you. People usually reject expensive things because they can't afford them!|
|The brave concept is 'Do or Die';|
Practical concepts is 'Do before you Die';
And winner's concept is 'Don't die, until you do it'!
|Don't lose hope.|
You never know what tomorrow will bring.
Good Morning and have a Nice Weekend!