• To have peace in life, love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't.<br/>
Good Morning!
    To have peace in life, love the people who treat you right and pray for the ones who don't.
    Good Morning!
  • Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?<br/>
Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
    Mum: Where are you going dressed like that?
    Girl: To the bathroom, I need a new profile picture!
  • Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
    Marriage is like going to a restaurant and order your choice from the menu, And then look at neighboring table n wish you'd ordered that!
  • Sometimes you just need some space to...<br/>
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fart!
    Sometimes you just need some space to...
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    fart!
  • My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
    My stomach talks to me more than most of my friends!
  • BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.<br/>
Rahul: But I didn't do anything.<br/>
BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games!
    BCCI: Pandya and Rahul are suspended for the next few games.
    Rahul: But I didn't do anything.
    BCCI: Exactly. You didn't do anything in the last few games!
  • More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!
    More people have put on sunglasses to get their pictures clicked than actually as a protection against sunlight!
  • A man was found guilty of overusing commas.<br/>
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
    A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
    The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence!
  • Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!<br/>
Happy Birthday Dad!
    Today is the birthday of the person who is spreading joy and positivity all around. May your birthday and your life be as wonderful as you are!
    Happy Birthday Dad!
  • Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!
    Being away from you makes me feel like I'm suffocating, it's like I was born to function only when I am around you. So please, come back. I miss you!