• Believe in yourself, <br/>
Push your limits, <br/>
Experience life,<br/> 
Conquer your goals, and be happy.<br/>
Good Morning and have a great week!
    Believe in yourself,
    Push your limits,
    Experience life,
    Conquer your goals, and be happy.
    Good Morning and have a great week!
  • Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!
    Finally, I have figured out why ₹ 2000 note was introduced so that people don't have to carry the bundle of notes to the petrol pump!
  • I realized that being bored is just getting tired of yourself!
    I realized that being bored is just getting tired of yourself!
  • Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!
    Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment!
  • Can somebody explain me why is the winner of the Miss Universe contest always from earth?
    Can somebody explain me why is the winner of the Miss Universe contest always from earth?
  • I went on a date with a woman whose online profile said she had an `infectious smile`.<br/>
She had cold sores!
    I went on a date with a woman whose online profile said she had an "infectious smile".
    She had cold sores!
  • My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.<br/>
He's the Spokesman!
    My uncle works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.
    He's the Spokesman!
  • My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.<br/>
The results speak for themselves!
    My biology teacher grew human vocal chords from stem cells in the lab.
    The results speak for themselves!
  • For those needing motivation:<br/>
The past tense of fit is fat!
    For those needing motivation:
    The past tense of fit is fat!
  • When your boss scolds you and you can't do anything about it, you come back home and take your frustration out on your younger brother because you know he won't fight back. 
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This is what India is doing to West Indies after the England tour!<br/>
#IndvWI
    When your boss scolds you and you can't do anything about it, you come back home and take your frustration out on your younger brother because you know he won't fight back.
    This is what India is doing to West Indies after the England tour!
    #IndvWI