• You remind me of a Software Update.<br/>
Whenever I see you, I usually think not now!
    You remind me of a Software Update.
    Whenever I see you, I usually think not now!
  • Ever realized that just ten minutes after you cut your fingernails, you'll be trying to open a can of soda!
    Ever realized that just ten minutes after you cut your fingernails, you'll be trying to open a can of soda!
  • Has blocking someone ever felt so good that you want to unblock them once a year and wish them Happy Block Day?
    Has blocking someone ever felt so good that you want to unblock them once a year and wish them Happy Block Day?
  • Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters. Each of them has a brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
    Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters. Each of them has a brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?
  • Life is about making an impact,  not income.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Life is about making an impact, not income.
    Good Morning!
  • Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?<br/>
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
    Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?
    Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
  • I will definitely read the terms & conditions carefully before accepting 2021.<br/>
Can't fool me again!
    I will definitely read the terms & conditions carefully before accepting 2021.
    Can't fool me again!
  • Bheed Mein Alag Dikhna Chahte Ho To...<br/>
Abhi Se Sweater Pehnana Start Kar Do!
    Bheed Mein Alag Dikhna Chahte Ho To...
    Abhi Se Sweater Pehnana Start Kar Do!
  • Punjabi people are so futuristic that they always pronounced it 'eSchool'!
    Punjabi people are so futuristic that they always pronounced it 'eSchool'!
  • If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.<br/>
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?
    If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.
    Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?