|Sri Sri: I teach Art of Living.|
Mallya: I teach Art of Leaving.
Sri Sri: I teach Sudarshan Kriya.
Mallya: I teach Pradarshan Kriya.
Sri Sri: I clean the banks of Yamuna.
Mallya: I clean the banks of India!
|Interviewer: Any co-curricular activities in school?|
Interviewer: Really? What did you do?
Candidate: Acted like I understood Physics, Chemistry & Maths!
|A phone number is a secret passcode that you share with people to allow communication!|
|Santa: What's the wifi password?|
Barman: You need to buy a drink first.
Santa: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Barman: Is Pepsi okay?
Santa: Sure, how much is that?
Barman: ₹ 1000.
Santa: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Barman: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase!
|Ladke Sach Mein Bahut Shareef Hote Hain, Kabhi Suna Hai Ki...|
Kisi Bhi Ladke Ne Kisi Ladki Ko Block Kiya Hai!
|My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo.|
I had to put my foot down!
|Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, that makes it a plant... therefore, chocolate is salad!|
|When a man steals your wife let him keep her, because revenge is a dish best served frigid!|
|Men tell their daughters and sisters not to talk to strangers but get upset when women who don't know them don't want to talk to them!|
|What did I learn today?|
Being pansexual has nothing to do with cooking and sex in the kitchen!