• Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?<br/>
Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
    Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
    Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
  • Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!
    Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
    Santa: Reservations!
  • A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
Santa drank it and answered, `Neither. I'm a problem solver!`
    A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
  • When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
    When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
  • May we join hands as a nation and work together in the New Year to foster peace, faith and love in our fellow human beings!<br/>
Happy Rosh Hashanah
    May we join hands as a nation and work together in the New Year to foster peace, faith and love in our fellow human beings!
    Happy Rosh Hashanah
  • Leshana Tova Tekatev v'etachetem - May you be inscribed for a sweet and good year!<br/>
Happy Rosh Hashanah
    Leshana Tova Tekatev v'etachetem - May you be inscribed for a sweet and good year!
    Happy Rosh Hashanah
  • May the brightness of Navratri fill your days with cheer;<br/>
And may all your dreams come true during the pious festival of Navratri!<br/>
Happy Navratri!
    May the brightness of Navratri fill your days with cheer;
    And may all your dreams come true during the pious festival of Navratri!
    Happy Navratri!
  • Don't change yourself just to make someone love you, be yourself and let the right one fall for you!
    Don't change yourself just to make someone love you, be yourself and let the right one fall for you!
  • Happy Birthday to the bundle of joy who never fails to amaze everyone with her wit, courage and generosity. You are truly one of a kind, and I am honoured to be your aunt.<br/>
Birthday greetings to a lovely niece!
    Happy Birthday to the bundle of joy who never fails to amaze everyone with her wit, courage and generosity. You are truly one of a kind, and I am honoured to be your aunt.
    Birthday greetings to a lovely niece!
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