|You remind me of a Software Update.|
Whenever I see you, I usually think not now!
|Ever realized that just ten minutes after you cut your fingernails, you'll be trying to open a can of soda!|
|Has blocking someone ever felt so good that you want to unblock them once a year and wish them Happy Block Day?|
|Mr. and Mrs. Mustard have six daughters. Each of them has a brother. How many people are in the Mustard family?|
|Life is about making an impact, not income.|
|Banta: What is the difference between a successful lover and a failed lover?|
Santa: Failed lover becomes a poet, sings songs and drinks fine wines. The successful lover does the grocery shopping!
|I will definitely read the terms & conditions carefully before accepting 2021.|
Can't fool me again!
|Bheed Mein Alag Dikhna Chahte Ho To...|
Abhi Se Sweater Pehnana Start Kar Do!
|Punjabi people are so futuristic that they always pronounced it 'eSchool'!|
|If you are ugly, you are ugly. There is nothing like inner beauty.|
Do you see short people going around saying they got inner height?