|Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?|
Yeah, me neither!
|I thought 2020 would be the year I get everything I want!|
Nope. 2020 is the year that I appreciate everything I have!
|Happy birthday to my wonderful niece. I hope your day is filled with fun and lots of sweet surprises! You are amazing and I love you so much!|
|No matter how fast a person you are, you will slow down when you see or hear the word slowly!|
|Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.|
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
|Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?|
Siri opens the front camera!
|All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!|
|My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!|
|Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!|
|Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:|
Atithi Risky Bhav: