• Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?<br/>
Yeah, me neither!
    Do you know that look women get on their faces when they find you attractive?
    Yeah, me neither!
  • I thought 2020 would be the year I get everything I want!<br/>
Nope. 2020 is the year that I appreciate everything I have!
    I thought 2020 would be the year I get everything I want!
    Nope. 2020 is the year that I appreciate everything I have!
  • Happy birthday to my wonderful niece. I hope your day is filled with fun and lots of sweet surprises! You are amazing and I love you so much!
    Happy birthday to my wonderful niece. I hope your day is filled with fun and lots of sweet surprises! You are amazing and I love you so much!
  • No matter how fast a person you are, you will slow down when you see or hear the word slowly!
    No matter how fast a person you are, you will slow down when you see or hear the word slowly!
  • Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.<br/>
Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
    Girl: I am a modern girl, I don't need to learn cooking.
    Boy: Cooking is a survival skill, not some fashion accessory you can avoid!
  • Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?<br/>
Siri opens the front camera!
    Girl: Hey Siri, why don't I have a boyfriend?
    Siri opens the front camera!
  • All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
    All these years of marriage trained me to find only the angry women to be attractive!
  • My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
    My wife should be thankful to me for teaching her all the aspects of male stupidity!
  • Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
    Baba Ramdev wants to ban Alcohol... New Monk hates Old Monk!
  • Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:<br/>
Atithi Risky Bhav:
    Here is the new slogan of Tourism India:
    Atithi Risky Bhav: