|You have the special gift of good cheer and you spread happiness wherever you go. Today, I wish you the same happiness you have generously given.|
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
|Healing doesn't mean that the pain never existed.|
It means the damage no longer controls our lives!
Good Morning & have a Nice Day!
|What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?|
Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
|The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!|
|Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?|
Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
|Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?|
|A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.|
Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
|It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!|
|When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!|
|May we join hands as a nation and work together in the New Year to foster peace, faith and love in our fellow human beings!|
Happy Rosh Hashanah