• You have the special gift of good cheer and you spread happiness wherever you go. Today, I wish you the same happiness you have generously given.<br/>
Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
    You have the special gift of good cheer and you spread happiness wherever you go. Today, I wish you the same happiness you have generously given.
    Wish you a very Happy Birthday!
  • Healing doesn't mean that the pain never existed.<br/>
It means the damage no longer controls our lives!<br/>
Good Morning & have a Nice Day!
    Healing doesn't mean that the pain never existed.
    It means the damage no longer controls our lives!
    Good Morning & have a Nice Day!
  • What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?<br/>
Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
    What is the difference between a prison and a workplace?
    Not much. In prison you get time off for your good behaviour. At work, you get rewarded for good behaviour with more work!
  • The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
    The only thing I gained so far this year is weight!
  • Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?<br/>
Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
    Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work?
    Candidate: I should be able to... I've had eight different jobs in the past three months!
  • Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?<br/>
Santa: Reservations!
    Banta: What does a woman make best for dinner?
    Santa: Reservations!
  • A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.<br/>
Santa drank it and answered, `Neither. I'm a problem solver!`
    A therapist set half a glass of whiskey in front of a Santa and asked him if he was an optimist or a pessimist.
    Santa drank it and answered, "Neither. I'm a problem solver!"
  • It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
    It was so windy when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the liquor store!
  • When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
    When it comes to bonding.... Fevicol loses by a big margin to alcohol!
  • May we join hands as a nation and work together in the New Year to foster peace, faith and love in our fellow human beings!<br/>
Happy Rosh Hashanah
    May we join hands as a nation and work together in the New Year to foster peace, faith and love in our fellow human beings!
    Happy Rosh Hashanah
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