|If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them;|
Otherwise be brave enough to watch them be loved by someone else!
|Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant!|
|Happiness doesn't obey the laws of Mathematics. When you start dividing happiness among others, it actually multiplies.|
|Pro Tip for Women:|
Never tell your husband what something costs, always tell them how much discount it carried!
|When you speak two languages but start losing vocabulary in both of them.|
|Ration Card never tries to mess with Aadhar Card because...|
Aadhar has many links!
|Christmas Carol for Singles:|
Single bell, Single bell, Single all the way.
Oh what fun it is to see couples fighting all day!
|I don't hate you I just don't like the fact that you exist!|
|Amit Shah asked for 150 seats out of 182 in Gujarat.|
Gujju people gave him 99 after deducting 28% GST.
182 * 28%= 51, 150-51=99
Gujarati's are real businessmen!
|You are an embodiment of optimism and hard work. Thanks for inspiring us every day at work. |
You'll be sorely missed!