• May you sleep well and get refreshed.<br/>
Good Night!
    May you sleep well and get refreshed.
    Good Night!
  • With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
    With greater power comes greater difficulty in factorizing the polynomial!
  • I regret every nap I passed up as a child!
    I regret every nap I passed up as a child!
  • `OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?`<br/>
The Reply was `OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?`
    "OMG! Arranged Marriage? How can you marry someone without knowing?"
    The Reply was "OMG! Love Marriage? How can you marry someone after knowing?"
  • I really can't understand how am I going to lose weight when everything taste so good!
    I really can't understand how am I going to lose weight when everything taste so good!
  • There's a special place in hell for people who end every sentence with more than one exclamation mark!!!
    There's a special place in hell for people who end every sentence with more than one exclamation mark!!!
  • Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age? <br/>
Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36. <br/>
The Officer is still calculating!
    Officer: Madam I need to complete this form. What is your husband's age, & what is your age?
    Lady: When we got married my husband was 25 & I was only 18. Now he is 50 yrs old, that is double... so, accordingly, I am 36.
    The Officer is still calculating!
  • May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes. <br/>
Wish you a Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
    May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck and success which never diminishes.
    Wish you a Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
  • May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Akshaya Tritiya and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. <br/>
Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
    May Lord Vishnu bless you with wealth and prosperity on the occasion of Akshaya Tritiya and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness.
    Happy Akshaya Tritiya!
  • You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time!
    You learn nothing from life if you think you're right all the time!