|Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!|
|I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!|
|Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!|
|Open your heart to the beauty in life; and your life will reflect the beauty in your heart.|
|Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?|
Still, five left.
Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
|While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.|
Shopkeeper: Still Water?
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
|To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -|
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
|Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
|Boy: I am throwing a party, come over.|
Girl: I'm fasting today
Girl: Instagram is down!
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!