• Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!
    Perhaps people would be more concerned with saving the planet if chocolate and coffee were endangered species!
  • I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!
    I'm now at that age where getting out of bed seven times a night to pee is all the exercise I need!
  • Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!
    Sometimes you need patience in order to find true happiness. It won't come fast and it won't come easy, but it will be worth it!
  • Open your heart to the beauty in life; and your life will reflect the beauty in your heart.<br/>
Good Morning!
    Open your heart to the beauty in life; and your life will reflect the beauty in your heart.
    Good Morning!
  • Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?<br/>
Still, five left.<br/>
Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
    Five frogs sitting on a log. Four decide to jump off. How many are left?
    Still, five left.
    Moral: Lot of difference between deciding and doing!
  • While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.<br/>
Shopkeeper: Still Water?<br/>
Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
    While in America, Santa went to my local shop & asked for a bottle of water.
    Shopkeeper: Still Water?
    Santa: Yeah, I haven't changed my mind yet!
  • To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -<br/>
Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
    To summarise the SC ruling on Adultery -
    Mangalasutra loses and Kamasutra Wins!
  • Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
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Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
    Mohabbat, Vakalat Aur Private Job Teeno Ek Jaise Hain...
    Aadmi Karta Rahega, Rota Rahega, Magar Chhodega Nahi!
  • Boy: I am throwing a party, come over.<br/>
Girl: I'm fasting today<br/>
Boy: Why?<br/>
Girl: Instagram is down!<br/>
#Instagramdown
    Boy: I am throwing a party, come over.
    Girl: I'm fasting today
    Boy: Why?
    Girl: Instagram is down!
    #Instagramdown
  • News:<br/>
Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.<br/>
Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!
    News:
    Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas are looking for wedding venues in Jodhpur.
    Because it's a perfect state for child marriage!