• Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?<br/>
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming!
    Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?
    Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming!
  • It's always darkest before the dawn...<br/>
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If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it!
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    If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it!
  • For each action, there is an equal & opposite reaction, plus a  social media overreaction!
    For each action, there is an equal & opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction!
  • Sometimes, you just need to take that leap of faith<br/>
Believe in yourself, Be brave and just go for it!
    Sometimes, you just need to take that leap of faith
    Believe in yourself, Be brave and just go for it!
  • People will always disappoint you, to remain happy you must learn how to forgive, forget and move on.<br/>
Good Morning!
    People will always disappoint you, to remain happy you must learn how to forgive, forget and move on.
    Good Morning!
  • Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!<br/>
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
    Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!
    Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
  • Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.<br/>
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
    Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.
    Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
  • Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!
    Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!
  • If you are going on a vacation with your spouse and kids, it's not a vacation... It's a change of Location!
    If you are going on a vacation with your spouse and kids, it's not a vacation... It's a change of Location!
  • Irony:<br/>
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.<br/>
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!
    Irony:
    Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
    Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!