• ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ।।<br/>
ਅਰਦਾਸਿ ਕਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਆਗੈ ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਬਾਣੀ।।<br/><br/>

ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕ! ਮੁਝ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਮਾਣ ਹੈਂ।<br/>
ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭ! ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਅਰਜੋਈ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ (ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰ) ਤੇਰੀ ਸਿਫਤ-ਸਲਾਹ ਦੀ ਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਆਤਮਕ ਜੀਵਨ ਹਾਸਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਰਹਾਂ।<br/><br/>

O My Lord & Master, You are the honor of the dishonored such as me. I offer my prayer to you, God; listening to Your Baani, may I live!<br/>
~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji
    ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹਿਬ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ।।
    ਅਰਦਾਸਿ ਕਰੀ ਪ੍ਰਭ ਅਪਨੇ ਆਗੈ ਸੁਣਿ ਸੁਣਿ ਜੀਵਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਬਾਣੀ।।

    ਹੇ ਮੇਰੇ ਮਾਲਕ! ਮੁਝ ਨਿਮਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਤੂੰ ਹੀ ਮਾਣ ਹੈਂ।
    ਹੇ ਪ੍ਰਭ! ਮੈਂ ਤੇਰੇ ਅੱਗੇ ਅਰਜੋਈ ਕਰਦਾ ਹਾਂ (ਮੇਹਰ ਕਰ) ਤੇਰੀ ਸਿਫਤ-ਸਲਾਹ ਦੀ ਬਾਣੀ ਸੁਣ ਸੁਣ ਕੇ ਮੈਂ ਆਤਮਕ ਜੀਵਨ ਹਾਸਲ ਕਰਦਾ ਰਹਾਂ।

    O My Lord & Master, You are the honor of the dishonored such as me. I offer my prayer to you, God; listening to Your Baani, may I live!
    ~ Guru Arjan Dev Ji
  • Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you!
    Someone who truly loves you, sees what a mess you can be, how moody you can get, and how hard you can be to handle, but still wants you!
  • The past is behind you, don't worry about it.<br/>
But you must remember the lessons you were taught!
    The past is behind you, don't worry about it.
    But you must remember the lessons you were taught!
  • The direction is more important than speed.<br/>
We are so busy looking at our speedometers that we forget the milestone!<br/>
Good Evening!
    The direction is more important than speed.
    We are so busy looking at our speedometers that we forget the milestone!
    Good Evening!
  • Santa: What did you learn today?<br/>
Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
    Santa: What did you learn today?
    Pappu: That, Maths is 90% natural ability and 50% hard work!
  • Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas?<br/>
Me: Nothing, I just got some important stuff to do.<br/>
Inner Me: Saala Month End Mein Kuch Bachta Nahi Hai, Aur Uppar Se Itni Thand... Ghar Pe Hi Rahunga Bas!
    Friend: What are your plans for this Christmas?
    Me: Nothing, I just got some important stuff to do.
    Inner Me: Saala Month End Mein Kuch Bachta Nahi Hai, Aur Uppar Se Itni Thand... Ghar Pe Hi Rahunga Bas!
  • The friend zone is God's apology for making you unattractive!
    The friend zone is God's apology for making you unattractive!
  • 
When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.<br/>
She's the gratist!
    When we make pizza at home, it's my wife's job to shred the cheese.
    She's the gratist!
  • What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?<br/>
Mitosis!
    What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?
    Mitosis!
  • Christmas never seems real to me until we put up our artificial tree, artificial wreath and artificial garland!
    Christmas never seems real to me until we put up our artificial tree, artificial wreath and artificial garland!