|Wife: Why do you wear your specs only when I come in?|
Husband: The doctor has asked me to wear my specs whenever I see a headache coming!
|It's always darkest before the dawn...|
If you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the best time to do it!
|For each action, there is an equal & opposite reaction, plus a social media overreaction!|
|Sometimes, you just need to take that leap of faith|
Believe in yourself, Be brave and just go for it!
|People will always disappoint you, to remain happy you must learn how to forgive, forget and move on.|
|Police Officer: You'll be fined as your dogs were chasing people on bikes!|
Santa: How is it possible? My dogs don't even own bikes!
|Went swimming earlier, I had a wee in the deep end.|
Lifeguard blew his whistle so loud I nearly fell in!
|Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!|
|If you are going on a vacation with your spouse and kids, it's not a vacation... It's a change of Location!|
Rich people stay rich by living like they're broke.
Broke people stay broke by living like they're rich!